Dilbert - Elbonia

[trolltacular1]

IT'S JUST BEEN REVOKED.

[danhabsfan9]

@trolltacular1 lol. surprised nobody has used that one until now.

[gambit7775]

i had always thought that Elbonians were just short, not waist deep in mud.

[GregTom2]

That dog is nothing like a dog and everything like a cat!

[Latiasbrother]

@GregTom2 Wait 'till you meet Catbert.

[gredangeo]

I just like how calmly he says it: GUN. lol!!

[finnishnin]

I can't tell if the officer blindfolded himself or just put on a headband

[BULLSEYEICEMAN]

so hammer you can"t sew

[Videomaker582]

Press 8 for a river dance

[MrCcbcc]

Dogbert is my Favirot Character. OUT DEMONS OF STUPIDITY - dogbert

[Ichimar486]

@MrCcbcc Episode?

[johncisney15]

Diplomatic immunity. THE biggest farce the UN ever invented. Now we dont have to directly fight wars, we can just send diplomats in to do the damage.

[invaderHUNK]

@johncisney15 This is one of my favorite comments ever.

[johncisney15]

@invaderHUNK :D

[invaderHUNK]

@johncisney15 Woah that was quick! There is only thing that quick...Are you...A ninja?

[johncisney15]

@invaderHUNK No. Worse. I am....YOUR FATHER

[danhabsfan9]

@tthething it's in elbonia man.

[KarmaCharged]

In Elbonia,Diplomat with a smg dances for you!

[evildeathmonkey1]

I love how the description says, ''buy it NOW''.. Makes me feel to intimidated to refuse.

[lazylank]

7 people dont have diplomatic immunity.

[gamzun]

That guy looks like Raymond Davis!

[ivkekosovo]

PEOPLE,This country really exists.Its called Albania,located in Europe in the Balkans.The population is mostly Muslim 70%.They are American vassals,and are killing innocent christian Serbs in Kosovo.Google it.

This show is pretty funny,but trust me,when you know what my people knows,and feels,it wont be.Contact me for more information,or reply my comment.Kosovo is Serbia

[optimistsRUS]

@ivkekosovo

If this video had not been from a few years ago, I would have sworn that this story was based on the CIA agent known as Raymond Davis who shot two people in Pakistan and the US claimed "diplomatic immunity" and eventually managed to get that guy released and flown out to USA.

[optimistsRUS]

@ivkekosovo

I don't know what's going on right now, but two decades ago the Muslims were massacred in tens of thousands if not more. That still doesn't justify the murder of other innocent people, but my point is that whatever is going on today is definitely not at the scale of atrocities committed against unarmed Muslims while the Western powers had a weapons embargo on Muslims.

[ivkekosovo]

@optimistsRUS The Kosovo muslims werent unarmed.The war started when they begun killing Serbian officers and civilians.

I dont approve the war in Iraq and Afghan

[optimistsRUS]

@ivkekosovo

Weren't hundreds of villages ethnically cleansed by the Serbs? Muslim families systematically removed and their homes and apartments ransacked? Wasn't Srebrenica declared a "safe area" by the UN SC in 1993 and then the Serb army moved hundreds of soldiers with tanks and artillery into the area and later thousands of Muslims were mass-slaughtered as the Dutch forces watched?

[ivkekosovo]

@optimistsRUS No man,thats a big lie,propaganda.

Before the war,Srebrenica was 40% Serbian populated,when the war started,the Muslims expelled the Serbs from Srebrenica,and killed many of them.Srebrenica is an inside job,a drastic move by Alija(Muslim).He killed his own men,so the UN could save Sarajevo from Serbian liberation.And he did.This is all mentioned in Meholjic's interview.Meholjic was Serbrenica's chief of police(also Muslim)

[optimistsRUS]

@ivkekosovo

The mass-graves were also propaganda? The thousands of survivors are also liars?

[ivkekosovo]

@optimistsRUS Mass graves?

Yeah,most of the "victims" pay taxes even today!

I told you,Alija sacrificed some people so he could stop the war.

The thousand of survivors?What about ethnically clensed Serbian villages?

Do you know that 250 000 Serbs were clensed from Croatia?Sarajevo,the capital was once Serb populated,now,there isnt 7% Serbs.

[ivkekosovo]

@optimistsRUS TIPE IN

Bosnian Al-Qaeda: documenting own crimes

Dont try to teach me my history,i live here,i know what happined.

America is the NO 1 aggressor in the world!

[jpheitman]

@ivkekosovo Bullshit. Get your facts straight.

[ivkekosovo]

@optimistsRUS Republic of Srpska,was a result of the war,but the Serbs ethnically lived there,from the Ottoman period.It was called Military(Vojna) krajina,a border of the Austrian empire for Serbs to defend.The Dutch,when you mentioned them,opened fire on Serbian forces,who werent committing genocide.Later,General Ratko Mladic of the Serb,Yugoslav forces yelled at the Dutch "peacekeeping" commander.After that,most of the Dutch officers were pensioned and removed from service!

[ivkekosovo]

@optimistsRUS Bosnian Muslims werent unarmed civilians as you think.Many merceneries of Al Qaida(US allies) were sent to Bosnia,to teach them to cut heads,and fight.

[optimistsRUS]

@ivkekosovo

The US wasn't / isn't much interested in saving lives, they offered Milosevic to make a deal with the US or face bombing. The US bombing of Serbia's citizens, civilian infrastructure and TV stations didn't save many Muslim lives but accelerated the atrocities.

[ivkekosovo]

@optimistsRUS Yeah,a deal that sentences all the Serbs in Kosovo to what they faced either way!

And we had to let go of our holy land Kosovo.30 monasteries were burned

NATO targeted also moving trains with citizens in side!

[thekokowe]

i really love this hummor!!

[nightshadesk8r]

Yay!! The Elbonian mud is actually mud-colored!!

[biobiobio777]

"Now tear up the ticket, now eat it, now regurgitate it." lol so awesome

[KidsEDU]

That's nothing watch this.

[ZnaylPyro]

DICK-LOMATIC IMMUNITY!

[MrZebster]

I wanna be a diplomat now!

[jeffreypang911]

60000

[PeterShadow14]

That's way to have fun as diplomat...the hardcore way!

[LeninSquirrel]

Dogbert isn't mean, he is superior.

[SKYLARKo80]

Dogbert is so mean!

[NoNamesLeft0102]

@wererat2000 Its not surprising. Think of Family Guy as that one unoriginal friend who does what somebody else did for a few laughs, and fails to realize when a joke has gotten old.

[wererat2000]

anybody find it odd that family guy had an episode like that AFTER dilbert did?

[3123Alpha]

i;d love to run around beating up security guards and starting small fires, all while yelling Diplomatic Immunity!!!

[BloodofSpartans]

@3123Alpha ...until you get fired, and then murderously stalked by the entire population of a small African country.

[dragonheadofthewest]

@BloodofSpartans thats not africa its ment to be afghanistan

[3123Alpha]

@BloodofSpartans you misunderstand, I'd be doing it all in Vermont

[9EsPaDa]

i really love this cat

[theultuggle]

@9EsPaDa

its a DOG you dumb bitch!

[buob1234567890]

@theultuggle You dont know how hard he trolled you.

[andthemouse]

@9EsPaDa

Catburt is red and dogburt is white.

Hope that clears up problems

[zorokid]

dogbert could do that anyway XD

[DuescherStoltz]

wtf

[kvn8907]

Gotta have fun somehow.

[Redlin5]

Diplomatic immunity! And Dogbert is the best cartoon canine there is, in my opinion.

[ManuelDR1969]

brian is better dog

[theslash3r]

@ManuelDR1969 just because dogbert is plain evil :p

[Velo110]

@theslash3r thats catbert, dogbet just does what he feels like

[zorokid]

@ManuelDR1969 that is an oponion i do not agree with

[froggerfan85]

lol now river dance!

[AL52Dragon]

Yeah, I'd call that diplomacy. Sure. Like ping-pong diplomacy, but cooler.

[wondermega4ever]

That's one fucking falling mud-made unrecognized damn country.

[TheHomelessCripple]

Diplomatic immunity FTW!

[Ifrink0]

*Oush*

Hewy!

Dimplimatic immunity

[MajBlood]

That dog is giving me so may ideas!

[pinkfloyd2007]

go dogbert u r god and u rock starts to bow down before u

[MinizKanseiDrift]

lol this video is hilarious

[amob14]

now river dance lol!!!!!

[lonewolffcs]

Cool dog

[KZN02]

That gun sure had a lot of ammo.

[edfreak9001]

He hacked in Infinate Ammo.

But he has diplomatic immunity so no one can do crap.

*shot* :3

[MrCcbcc]

@KZN02 thats COD for ye

[Cr1msonKing]

The Elbonians were always a laugh xD

[vivosmith16]

hahahahahahaha!

[Alexzinho83]

hahahaha.... funny bastard

[Bradiztheman]

Get it? El"Bonia" El Fuck you LOL

[LordZero666]

The pun is on... Elbow-nia... They are in war with Knee-onia i think. -_-u

[LIGHTRONIX]

fail

[IamOutOfNames]

...and I thought cats were evil.

[KEVINbeingKevin]

dogberts the best!

" Now riverdance!"

this show is so funny

[pcampello]

He he he!

[sk8er60]

lol he pushes the man and then says diplomatic immunity

[Zellig]

Dogbert owns.

[ahelplessgoat]

dilbert is awesome, buy the dvds.

dance for your dilplomat

[firerzero]

i was the only who aplica for the job : lol

[xiocx1]

lol i love those dog  awesome*

[Dake21]

lol this one was really funny in particular because I want to be a diplomat so :P lol nice one.

[obamawalker]

I always wanted to be a diplomat. Now I know why!

[PiratePunch47]

*SHOVE*

"Diplomatic immunity!"

[burninfrets]

0_0 dogberts awesome!

[billinsocal]

I love Dogbert. I wanna be a diplomat too.

[TwiddelyMan]

defeats the whole purpose of a diplomat xD

[NajoTheWolf]

i can beat that

[Tuss36]

Now I really want to be a diplomat.

[electricalninjaneer]

"Now dance for your diplomat dance!" So funny.

[PhoenixAngel429]

Now river dance!

[celestywas]

So freaking awesome, Dogbert rlz xD

[waldaddy2010]

Dogbert is the funniest

[PhoenixAngel429]

Dogbert is so awesome! And he is so funny!

[Qwerty48121]

XD SO HILARIOUS now eat it, now regurgitate it. XDXD

[BrushLobo]

If being diplomat was really like that, I'd sell my soul to be one, perfeably to Italy, Spain or France.

[RPCJerkobi]

lol I love Dogbert.

[ress1757]

Kinda does

[justaguy123456]

Looks like Yemen.