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  • Congratulations to oceangirl1979 who was selected by Toyota as the winner!

  • Even Lego minifigs can drive it! Must be simple to drive..

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  • What makes the Yaris so clever?

    Well, the fact that the prisoners could just escape while the police man is right behind them.

  • Its made of gold ohhh

    not the computer system in it

  • Its so clever even dumb peope can drive it

    awsome animation!

  • What makes the Yaris the cleverest by far, is that it's made by Toyota, and they know their cars!

  • How clever is this car you say,

    when lego crims drove it away?!

    It drives itself - that's it's trick,

    A compact car with extra kick!

  • Comfortable Lovely to look at Economical Value for money Enivironmentally friendly - fuel efficient Recession proof Youthful looking Air bags Rated highly Intelligent vehicle Safety features
  • So clever the Yaris is, because strong it is with the force:

    F-uel efficiency

    O-ptimum protection

    R-oom

    C-omfort

    E-uropean styling

    says Toy-Yoda

  • SuperYARISagilisticsexyandprec­ocious

    Gets away with BIG car features- ego quite ferocious!

    LEGO of all your small ideas- you should see it GO-cious!!

    SuperYARISagilisticsexyandprec­ocious!!

    CLEVER!!!

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  • Stylish fortress on the move,

    Together well ooze heaps of groove!

    Built with features ahead of its time,

    Toyota Yaris, be my partner in crime!

  • Clever = 1 Yaris + 4 Lego Men

    Clever Advertising = 1 Yaris + 1 YouTube Competition (+ Lego Men)

    EXTRAORDINARILY CLEVER = TOYOTA YARIS!

  • Cleverness is not an act it's a habit. Get into the habit. - Yaristotle

  • There once was a stylish car,

    Yaris, the cleverest by far!

    World class features, safety, including airbags,

    Runs off the smell of an oily rag!

  • Compact comfort Lifestyle flexibility Ergonomic efficiency Variable Value Timing European Design Real roomy Yaris build Active braking Reliable safety Intelligent ideas Small package
  • Quick and cute for every day,

    big enough for a great getaway.

    Forget Rome - forget Paris,

    all I want is the Toyota Yaris!

  • Yaris I am, chic and style,

    Zip and comfort spanning every mile!

    Economical, safe, unbelievable cruise,

    In city or country, I always amuse!

  • Its your very own... intelligent property

  • its a slicker quicker getaway car, with lots of ticker and a very small sticker.

  • Its a small car but roomy enough for a family of 4.

    Very fuel efficent and the digital speedo very easy to see

    Yeah Toyota

  • Loads of big ideas that make for the perfect escape at a price that's a steal. Oh what a clever feeling.

  • Its an able car

    Affordable, reliable, flexible, but most of all adorable.

  • Yaris, what a cute van

    can be driven by lego man

    they are not strong or even smart

    Oh Yaris how you stole my heart

  • YARIS CLEVERly hides its loot

    Outside compact, Inside astute!

    Powerful, economical, stylish fun

    Safe getaway car for a comfortable run!

    Free Optional Extra: Imagination!!

  • VVT-i saves the pocket

    Engine immobilises if you forget to lock it,

    ECT makes driving a breeze

    Yaris is so clever, you dont need keys!!!

  • Whether you've been doing time,

    or perhaps just need to find some,

    for a feature packed car that won't embarass...

    ...getaway in a Toyota Yaris!

  • The Yaris symbolises tomorrow, because its a snapshot of today.

    So the reason its so smart? Toyota must outdo it to re-innovate!

  • So many big ideas in one small package, it's almost criminal. Toyota Yaris - get away with everything.

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  • Yaris is the best by far

    Yaris is a motor car

    Yaris is so easy to drive

    Yaris really makes you thrive

  • Super intelligent, nifty and thrifty,

    innovative, stylish, efficient and zippy,

    driven by Lego crims in the city,

    the Yaris spells fun, pleasure and Yippee!

  • How can a car be clever?... If it's a freaking transformer!! That's how!

  • The Yaris is clever, the Yaris is smart,

    The Yaris's styling is a work of art

    It's fast and its sleek -

    And boy - it looks chic!

  • Nifty,thrifty with incredible style

    Compactly efficient,safe with each mile.

    Reliable,powerful...fun,yes you are!

    So,my friend,Yaris,is the CLEVERest car!

  • Toyota YariS - S for Seductive, Smooth & Sleek, Small & Smart & Super Savings!

    Blunty Beautiful!! Ya Ya Ya! I r getting one 4 my getaways!

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  • Centre dash lights, clever features, smooth to ride I want the Yaris - its my time - with a Yaris its my kinda drive.

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  • The Toyota Yaris: you don't drive it, it drives you.

  • A small family car with maximum performance! Even if you have been locked away for years, this car is everything you will ever need!

  • European Styling & WT-i - easy to RUN!

    AB-i, ECT & EPS - easy to RIDE!

    25 Nooks for Crooks - easy to HIDE!

    Toyota Yaris - Clever GETAWAY car!

  • The 'Key' is the 'Key' to this small smart car. Lego crooks needed a key to 'Breakout''. Didn't need a key to 'Breakinto' the Yaris!

  • Intuitive Yaris knows start and stop

    Gliding bends, smoothing drops

    Epilogue to this tale:

    After crims escape jail

    Clever Yaris dumps them at the cops.

  • It can turn on a dime and yet store as much as a station wagon

  • Chuck Norris drives the new Toyota Yaris.

  • Yaris drives like a treat

    It easily navigates a narrow street

    You can park it in the smallest car space and get around the traffic in the city's rat race.

  • So clever, Santa has replaced the reindeers with a Yaris. More whoop, less poop and room for all presents. Clever enough to be almost anything!

  • So clever, even Lego Men can drive it.

  • wow i wish i had a yaris so i could make my lego men steal it. they were so right about the yaris being a smart car

  • wow i wish i had a yaris so i could make my lego men steal it. they were so tactful and right aout the yais being a smart car

  • The fact that even robbers can break into it! :P

  • What makes the Yaris so clever? It's not a what, it's a who: Toyota (Oh what a feeling)

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  • No key was used, handbrake didnt need to be taken off and accelerator didnt need to be pushed down.

  • Outshines its competitors within this class,

    With safety & efficiency you cannot surpass, VVt-i, AB-i, means intellect,

    Toyota Yaris. Ill treat it with respect.

  • its so simple a lego person can drive it

  • I knew yaris was powerful but I didn't know it could make lego men drive it! Power steering at it's best. Power is all in the mind though.

  • Its a slicker quicker getaway car, with lots of ticker and a very small sticker.

  • So,so functional

    Economic and stylish

    Understands Haiku

  • The Toyota Yaris is so very clever,

    packed with features for your every endeavour,

    with Active Braking,

    there'll be no mistaking...

    with airbags and foglamps and VVT-i,

    The driver barely has to try!

  • The Yaris is clever, stylish and safe,

    I bet it could even get into TAFE...

    It's features are plenty,

    there are more than twenty...

    and it's more than welcome at my place!

  • EINSTEIN believed imagination developed intelligence

    YARIS proves intelligence develops imagination!!!

    A+ for: safety, style, economy, comfort, power vision

    No small achievement!

    CLEVER by design!

  • It's Compact and VROOMY with CAR-isma too , only a tool would LEGO of

    one.!

  • car doesn't have a brain so the driver makes it clever.

  • let me answer you question, with another question. Since when did cars think, as to make them 'clever'?

  • Because even people with hollow heads can operate it with ease... If life is holding you prisoner, Toyota Yaris is the perfect escape!

  • The fact that little leggo men can drive it is special

  • YarIS , the YarEST quick; agile; lively; nimble - CARD ealt by Toyota CARageous, cool, safely flee

    Hidden spaces clutter free

    INTELLectronic, Test driving yourimagination!

  • YarIS , the YarEST quick; agile; lively; nimble - CARD ealt by Toyota

    CARageous,  cool, safely flee

    Hidden spaces clutter free

    INTELLectronic,

    Test driving your imagination!

  • The Driver.

  • Spacious interior, safety features abound

    Most stylish small car, for zipping around

    Able to negotiate tight turns with ease

    It's even compatible with my MP3!

  • Small and zippy for gettin' 'round the city. Plus clever backseat folding to accomodate Ikea flatpacks AND some helpful friends to build them!

  • Yaris has round wheels that clever.

  • Yaris is to cars as da Vinci was to technological ingenuity. Very clever.

  • Yaris is the car for the whole family and you. Plenty of room in the Yaris including your mother in law.Oh Yes or No!!!!!

  • The Toyota Yaris is so clever because clever makes the Toyota Yaris so.

  • There once was a car called Yaris,

    Who you'd think belonged in Paris.

    Paris? i think not mate,

    For this, is bloody Australia!

    Australia, home of the Yaris

    Is the cleverest car anyday!

  • Yaris always studied hard at school.

    That's why he is so smart.

    Straight As in style and features...

    Algebra and art.

  • An intelligent, imaginative performance beats size any day!

    Simply YARIS-istible!

    CLEVER!

  • the yaris - so clever a lego man can drive it.

  • THE YARIS EQUATION

    If:

    Y= Youthful agility,

    A= Affordable,

    R= Reliable,

    I= Innovative, and

    S= Safe, Spacious and Sustainable

    Then YARIS is one clever car!

  • obviously size doesnt matter!

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  • Yaris is a powerful car in sticky situations

  • Getting all of those big idea's into one small care ... now that's clever

  • To appreciate how good a car is

    You have to drive a Yaris

    Performance, safety, economy and flair

    Make it a car beyond compare.

  • It's ideal for every type of getaway... family, romantic, criminal!

  • The yaris - Yar - is. Yes - it - is.

    The Toyota is clever because it just... is. That is why, except it, or don't. That won't change the fact that it's true.

  • The Yaris is clever like your Mum's good advice or your Dad's skillful hands, only it has a cupholder and can navigate an Ipod.

  • Like Stephen Hawking, dedication and years of research have made the Toyota Yaris SO clever.

    Unlike steven Hawking, the Toyota Yaris goes fast up hills!

  • @grapemultimedia Yeah but Stephen Hawking would kick the Yaris' arse going back down that hill

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  • Y...aris Yaris Yaris oi oi oi

    A...ctive breaking intellegence

    R...arely needs fuel

    I....deal for a first car

    S...pacious interior doesnt descriminate

  • great add, the Yarisis great in everyway 'oh wata feeling'

  • It screams "yes, yes yes!" to funtionality, affordability, safety and style where others scratch their heads, yell "look over there", then run. Yes, yes Yaris!

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  • The Toyota Yaris is so clever it can get away with anything!

  • Because it has more safety features, is very fuel efficient. It's small, means easy parking.These things add upto a SMART CAR. Every girls dream!

  • Fuel efficiency, exactly what we all need at this point in time.

  • Compact and cute, means I can get anywhere.

  • That you can even drive it.

  • you can steer it even if you are 4cm tall

  • smart than the car from night rider

    without the buttons and the gadgets

    nothing but style on the ride

    for this dynamite package

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  • So clever even a 2cm high logo crook can drive one!

  • Coool...

  • Yaris has so many clever features that if there was a Mensa for cars Yaris would be Numero Uno.

  • Yaris...... I can only dream

  • Compact, efficient, safe and stylish - what makes it not clever?

  • thx, blunty!

    a lego stopmotion!

    its been foreva!

  • I'm really not convinced the Yaris is that smart I just think it makes every other car look dumb.

  • Crooks in the know,

    Produced by Lego,

    Think Yaris addresses demands,

    The price is a steal and

    Beats Barbie-mobile

    Maneuvered by men with no hands!

  • If cars had an IQ, Yaris would top the list with all it's intelligent features. Finally, a clever car for the cognisant driver.

  • It KNOWS!

  • "SIRAY" "SIRAY" I'm on my way, now i'm driving the smartest car by far, even in reverse. YARIS

  • Dear Santa,

    There's one gift I want for christmas this year. It's a clever car with distinct style, comfort, efficiency and safety.

    Thanks Toyota YARIS!

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  • Subliminal advertising at its best - Yaris actually stands for 'Your Absolutely Really Intelligent Selection' - therefore, every time we get in it we feel good about ourselves!

  • Foxy large eyes, smooth cheeky smile,

    5 star safety, an abundance of style!

    Hot yellow sand, inviting sea swirls,

    Back doors open, were away girls!

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  • So this isn't actually a guy giving away a Yaris, it's Toyota giving away a Yaris.

  • Even though it appears the exhaust is connected to the airvent the lego men don't pass out.

  • The Toyota Yaris is like a mule with a spinning wheel, nobody knows how he got it, and dam if he knows what to do with it.

  • "That's a really great package" I breathed admiringly.

    "Thanks" my boyfriend smirked smugly.

    "I was talking about the Yaris's power, style and comfort, actually."

  • Toyota Yaris you are so clever

    you're the only car thats got it together

  • Clever car = Clever driver =ME!

    Smooth, Sexy,stylish

    I need a new look

    YARIS fits like a glove - SMOOTH

  • I drove a yaris once. it sucked.

  • Tempting tastes

    and brand new wheels.

    Celebrating in luxury

    "WHEELY" appeals.

    "TOYOTA YARIS"

    You're perfect in every way.

    Please come out,

    and let "ME" play!

  • Men; 6.5 Litres / 100 kilometres

    Me: More trips being Ms Adventurous!

    Men; Alloy wheels with Brake Assist

    Me: Yaris tops my Christmas wish list!

  • "ITS A TOYOTA"

  • Pfft - Lego men can't drive cars, but like any intelligent woman, clever Yaris knows when to let 'little men' THINK that they are in control.

  • Same the world, ride a Yaris!

  • Oh what a feeling! - driving in my yaris, the money I save on buying fuel will fund my trip to paris.

  • Dirty dishes;  baby crying

    Hungry husband; minutes from arriving!

    Hope outside is a car, ready to take me afar....

    Clever Yaris - my getaway car!

  • To put it Blunty- obviously a smart, super-reliable getaway car...whether by the book or by crook!!

  • even if you have few moving parts the yaris will move mountains for you in comfort and style

  • so easy to drive that even a few plastic men can be successful......so can you

    wow

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  • The Yaris is clever because its better then my old car :) Its also clever because of its fuel economy and low impact on the environment :)

  • You do the conniving and the car does the driving!

  • I deal for the city and great for a cruise. The only decision is what colour to choose

  • No matter your IQ

    The Toyota Yaris will educate you

  • Its not a Ford

  • fuel economy, extra storage pockets everywhere, where the speedo is is such a great idea.

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  • Its fuel efficiency is great for my deficiency.

  • its style,comfort,efficient value makes it clever enough to be almost anything

  • You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said, Oh what a feeling toyota

  • What made Young Yaris clever

    On this fateful day?

    When you are being carjacked

    Just do what they say!

  • If the Toyota Yaris had arms it would grab these punks, knock their blocks'off and hand them in to the police for a reward!

  • The Toyota Yaris is so clever and well made, it is a great car in the Toyota range.

  • The Toyota Yaris is siraYasly backwards compatible!!!

  • It's all that extra head room!

  • Wow the Toyota Yaris is so zippy and stylish. Its easy to steer and has a smooth easy gear change. Its the best car ever!

  • The Toyota Yaris is so clever -

    As clever as you is!

  • Yaris is what they say,

    Just do it that way.

  • The bad guys tried escaping

    quickly did they dart

    The Yaris had them beaten

    It's small & also smart

  • Toyota Yaris - so clever that even little plastic men can use it.

  • Describe the Yaris? Clever!

    It makes driving an utter pleasure.

    Its sleek design,

    Makes me wish it were mine.

    You really cant get any better!

  • Lego or a holiday to Paris? Why when I have the luxury and excitment of my Toyota Yaris.

  • Smooth to drive, sporty and can fit in the smallest items in the boot but the car looks so big on the outside

  • I really NEED a new car so badly!!!

  • Love this car!

    Want this car!!

    Must have thisCar!!!

  • Toyota Yaris a large car cleverly designed into a small package, nothing has been overlooked in this stylish car. Safety, comfort and value.

  • The Toyota Yaris knows first-hand that it's not how big it is... it's how you use it!

  • Families like mine who work, rest and play agree the Toyota Yaris is clever and perfect in every possible way.

  • The Yaris is so clever, it can beat a Ferrari in a drag race.... over very long distances.

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  • Lego crooks beware! The clever Yaris knows who you are and saw what you did. Enjoy the smooth ride. You're going to the nick!

  • sporty, stylish, sexy, efficient and reliable, who would have thought they would have made this Toyota Yaris just for me.

  • Toyota have outsmarted themselves and found room for even more bright ideas with the Special Edition Edge like stylish alloys and an upgraded audio system.

  • Get away in a Yaris and experience the difference good genes and an intelligent approach to car design and performance can make to your motoring!

  • It's polished and smooth

    It knows how to move

    More desireable than a trip to Paris

    The ignorant say Rolls Royce

    I say Toyota Yaris

  • Smooth, sleek, stylish and swift, not to mention huge interior (did you see how it dwarfed the passengers?) Perfect for anyone to get away in!

  • No one expects a CITY SMART TOYOTA YARIS to be the cleverest getaway car ever!

    Fuel efficient, ZIPPY, high tech and swallows four adults comfortably.

  • Toyota Yaris, sporty and smart,

    With lots of features and a lot of heart.

    I wish I could win one,

    Driving it would be heaps of fun.

  • More ELECTRIC than an eel......

    Has more ACTION than the Matrix.

    Has more GRUNT than Sharapova - even Mark and Kournikova.

    PERKY YARIS, JUST GOT SMARTER!

  • If only I was so cute and tiny. I could get away with more than a Yaris!