Joe and Buzz: Shark vs Lion

[tugteen]

Is the cage around the island which the lion is on and the shark outside the cage?

Or is it more like there is an island where a lion is and a bit of water around the island, enough for a shark to have to beach itself on the island that is so small that the lion can't avoid the water causing them to fight inevitably.

Either way they would both die from the wounds, I think it would go more like this

Lion attempts to eat the shark like a cat would eat a fish and get bit, making the shark attack

[bigbaldman71]

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[DAGenas]

The awesomeness of this challenge is that no one asked how big a shark or how big a lion. We may never see a shark and a lion tussle, but we do have an example of what a four legged animal verses a finned animal looks like. Check out this video: Dog Attack Shark.

Now my logic: The shark has the advantage in the water but the Lion can traverse both environments. The lion has tooth and nail to subdue the shark, the shark only has tooth!

[hitsman100]

The Shark will win. The shark won't venture onto land, even if it's hungry. The lion will either starve to death on land or will swim into the water to escape the cage. The shark will then attack the lion and either eviscerate it's exposed belly or drown it. In the event of a starvation scenario, the slower metabolism of the shark will prevail.

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[Theperson2121]

lion

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lion would win

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shark would destroy lion any day of the week

[landmatt24]

I can see Ricky Bobby and Cal Naughton Jr. having this same argument.

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[SavageHoax]

...what kind of Shark?

[Prepper556]

@SavageHoax has to be a land shark... yep, land shark

[TheCurlyBrackets]

Redneck beats Shark and Lion.

Everytime.

[Phantom3248712]

Shark.

And I'll tell you why, it naturally hunts alone unlike the lion that hunts in prides, and it just has more "attacks", it can either give the occasional bite and swim back, or it can push and drag the lion under water.

In terms of size, teeth, strength and way of killing, a shark (tiger shark or great white) would have lion lunch, smaller sharks would however fail.

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[mdlagreca]

Obviously this all depends on weight among other factors. Are we talking a Great White vs. a baby cub? To be scientific, the shark and lion should be the same weight and maybe sex too.

Also, it's important to make sure the number of square feet of land is reasonably proportionate to the cubic feet of water. I'd say a 1 to 4 ratio would be fair.

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[THEST0N3RKID]

so this is what I got out of that:

there's a lion, and a shark on an island inside a water tank with a cage around it. Is that about right?

[adrian4106]

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I would say lion on the basis that a lion would fight better in water than a shark would fight out of water.

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[BigLeprichaun]

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[TheDuncancrump]

Thats not how you play shark vs. Lion!

[flsportsfan65]

What if you replace the lion with a bulldog,then replace the shark with a rebel?

[razorozx]

good thing i'm not a girl!

[WickedGoodWood]

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[jeowf]

I liked the video till the last line.

[joeandbuzz]

@jeowf Check out other videos like Space Program or Crosswalk before you give up on us...

[Ozitiho]

@joeandbuzz Don't worry. The last line was my favorite line of the entire video. :D

[mackyyoyoyo]

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[Skydivingkittens]

@jeowf I found that to be actually quite funny.

[Scheefinator]

@jeowf that last line is pretty bad though. Not giving up though.

[KakuKachoO]

a shark would win obviously. One bite and the lion is done.

[SuperLiam24]

jaws ftw

[0LoIo]

wtf ?

[joeninja26]

this argument has blown my mind. [5]

[EV5852]

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[athleticchik2]

im a girl and i can imagine the awesomeness of that match. personally i would go with the shark even though i would like the lion to win

[williambradford12]

where the hell are they?

[TheMrDevo]

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[Brett77902]

@TheMrDevo agreed

[mikerauch]

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[TheSomedude123]

Shark would win. He would jump over the island and grab the lion in the proccess.

[stizzleomnibus]

There's something about the lead up to and the delivery of the line "You can't see that, can you?"

Joe just whips out these little bits of random genius as though they're the next logical sentence in the conversation.

[MegaRKM]

Well how big is the island?

[WilderWein77]

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[UsTube]

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[LogSplat]

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[thinman25]

4 people don't play "shark vs lion" right.

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[bannedfromtv]

it just makes perfect sense and she cannot see it.

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these vids are the MAAD notes!

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[troyVSjames]

Heyo, this episode made me think of our vid.

[dalmatianjaws]

Guys, these keep getting funnier. Keep it up, love em.

[aureliomanalo]

bring the logic

[whoshotjfk]

this sort of kind of reminds me of the Red Green Show

[muscox]

LOL

[Nomadmandude]

This was good.

[BigBen81]

i liked it...

[djdensity87]

That chick's accent is really sexy.