oh!? thats kinda funny i just commented on another video you made asking why you had a can of spam on your bookshelf..............HE MUST HAVE SPOKEN TO ME!!!!!!
I'm disgusted and revolted. You actually eat that stuff? Spam is most certainly not food fit for human consumption. It's blasphemy against good taste.
My grandmother got cancer and she prayed to spam-god to get better. She died. Obviously his meaty majesty punished her for not praying hard enough. This is irrefutable evidence of his omnipotence.
If you disagree, you are a blind sinner and an irrational doubter.
@305G00NZ if there is a judgement day, god will judge me as a worthy child of his... someone who thinks for himself and uses his brain to draw rational conclusions. He might judge religious people as sheep who aren't worthy children for not thinking for themselves and believing silly stories for no good reason other than "faith."
@305G00NZ if there is a judgement day, god will judge me as a worthy child of his... someone who thinks for himself and uses his brain to draw rational conclusions. He might judge religious people as sheep who aren't worthy children for not thinking for themselves and believing silly stories for no good reason other than "faith."
@305G00NZ Got a date on that? Maybe MystryBox can change over from the Holy Hormallah until your proposed Judgement Day. If that doesn't pan out (aka, false prophecy) he can come back into the loving embrace of Hormallah.
I rolled around in toxic sludge about a month ago so I can give this experiment a try. I've been praying to Spam since then and am still sick. The doctor says I have a week left... thanks asshole.
@RobxWhitechapel Please don't call you're self a Christian, would you laugh if someone was making fun of your Father or you stand up for him?.......the term Christian is taken so lightly nowadays, just because you sit in church every sunday doesn't make you a Christian.
Orrrrrrrrrrr I'm not being a spoilsport but this could be a reason why, when you are stressed you pray to god hoping he or she will help you therefore you feel positive so you feel better. Or there could be a god helping you, who knows...
Of corse when you get sick your going to get better. And if there was even one god theres no proof how come he didnt save very good people that do pray.
This is blasphemy against the flying spaghetti monster. He is the one true food deity. Don't listen to him Spam will mislead you to hell. There is only one true god and FSM be his name RAmen!
@iLoveJesus650 I don't believe in any gods because no gods are apparent (and if you disagree watch the video I already mentioned and try to answer the question at the end). I don't believe in the Christian god in particular because the bible is full of absurd stories that are clearly myth and legend.
I didn't say wasnt going to hell I probably will I don't want to but I probably will and I'm not the perfect saint i know what the bible say u don't have to read off scriptures but I just need to know something why r u doubting god why dont u believe n him?
Hunny I didn't say that I wasn't going to hell I'm just trying to help u ppl out so that u wont dont read bible scriptures off to me I no what the bible say I'm not the perfect saint but I believe in god and Jesus it is a sin to mock god and this video is very aggravating for someone that knows god and let me just ask a simple question why don't u believe in god
@iLoveJesus650 why don't I believe in god? In case you didn't notice I've got a couple dozen videos explaining in detail why I don't. For perhaps the best summary, see my video "Are Atheists Blind, Stupid, or What?"
Y would u do this u r a stupid idiot not believing god I don't no what to say but go to hell that is wer u will be going anyways u will see tho when god comes back and u stay here with the antichrist and the demands why would u mock god this was I have never hated a person like this this is ashamed
@iLoveJesus650 oh youre right its a sin to not believe in god. but its also a sin to hate and think less of some one else, to think that you are better then them. it sais in the bible that god sees sin simply as sin, so what makes you think you wont be in hell with the rest of us athiests. this is all hypothetical ofcoasrse because i highly doupbt that some pothead from the stone age is gonna come back then a bunch of mythical beasts are gonna torture us. HIGHLY iulogical
Lol at first i was like ......"Oh no! we lost another good lad... may he rest in.." THEN spam came up....and i thought "phew, that was a close call!" xD
@eebs1994 and why would I pray to something I don't think exists? If you fall on hard times one day are you going to pray to Thor just in case it might work?
I have tasted your god before and did not like the way he spreads in his way.
He needs other condiments to make him better and delivers falsehoods upon his can (House). He has led me into evil tastes and there are no condiments to deliver this evil taste. So I think I will stick to the real thing!! May his Love, Compassion and Forgiveness find you one day. Peace be with you always!!
My Pastafarian teachings condemn your teachings. You have sinned against his holy deliciousness, there can be no peace until you end your SPAM worshiping heathen ways.
@Johnt4jc Thats like telling a creationist that there has been a big evolutionary breakthrough. They don't care, because they don't believe in it anyway.
@PASTOR919 from ephesians chapter 6: "Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear.." Because the primitive MEN who wrote the bible didn't yet understand that owning another human is immoral. And you want me to believe a god is responsible for that?? I don't think so.
@Johnt4jc I disagree, he has much faith in the spam, therefore he will not be going to hell, but rather a paradise full of luncheon meats and fruit smoothies to live the rest of eternity on.
So you prayed to a can of spam and then you healed? Are you sure you were not going to heal up any way, weather you prayed to the can of spam or not? Maybe its a coincidence.
Make sure you stock pile on spam, you're going to be needing it where your going. BTW: looks like you've been already saving it up your ass; anymore and I'm sure you'll turn into spam. Same way nothing turned into humans. Got to admit you have more faith than me.
@MystryBox you missed his point. He said MAN created GOD in his image. I have to agree. Man also created god to have a higher authority who would validate all the terrible things he wanted to do.
Man created god in his image. He also gave god his personal opinions, convictions, and same things he hates. These things tend to change from person to person though.
This makes sense: Repeatable viewing of this video, is giving a positive idea of knowing God by experience. And if one accepts this, s/he enters into the realm of spiritual belief. Those who worship God, they pray and believe. God bless you, believers and unbelievers!
I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD I AM SPAM GOD
@nogerdsurg what's funny is you could be either a typical nutjob Christian or an atheist troll trying to make Christians look stupid. I can't tell which. I guess it doesn't matter either way.
(For it is written, "As I live, says the Lord every knee shall bow to me and every tongue shall give praise to God.) The verse you used just proves that he will give praise to Jesus someday. That would also mean he believed in Jesus and loved him. That would also mean he would then be saved. Peace.
rofl i got mad and lost it then i heard "i was praying to this can of spam" and i rofled. i really thought you went retarded for a second and started believeing in "God"
so this MystryBox guy rakes in a shitload of Atheist/Skeptic viewers then comes out with a video of how he found "God; the imaginary friend for retarded people". Are you fucking kidding me? obviously he was planning to do this the whole time to try to show atheists that you can find "God" so he can convert them. Get a fucking life MystryBox you fucking pussy ass bitch.
Catholics aren't real Christians anyway, they messes the whole religion up real bad in the 17th century when King James of England translated the gospels into what is now the KJV Holy Bible with heavy influence from Rome, or the Roman Catholic Church to organize a state religion, which in turn drove many orthodox Christians, including 1st Governor William Bradford to the new world, America. It's sad that the KJV, or Catholicism ever made it to America, what a mess!
not cool man....im a catholic, im 15 and i have had lots of thought over this...i do have atheist friends and we get along fine....why? because i dont preach to him and he doesnt fight me...you seem like a very smart man (not an insult at all) but why cant everybody keep their mouths shut and just be tolerent of each others opinions? and i do know that catholics HATE atheists which is wrong...and i know atheists say god doesnt exist...why? what is your take on this...others, feel free to reply.
@muffdiver2013 Keep your mouth shut and be tolerant of other opinions... Isn't that kind of contradictory? I believe in free speech, isn't telling me to shut my mouth being intolerant of that belief?
@muffdiver2013 "why cant everybody keep their mouths shut and just be tolerent of each others opinions? "
Most of us are tolerant of people's opinions until those opinions have effects on our lives. Some people like to play video games, some people like to debate politics, some of us like to debate religion.
Being Catholic you know the church is against contraception, gay marriage, sex b4 marriage. If you believe in tolerance then why isn't the church tolerant of people with other beliefs
@muffdiver2013 Except a man be born again he cannot enter into the kingdom of heaven. John3:16. The just shall live by faith, not an organization. It's a shame some denominations don't allow you to read the bible, because it will expose the error that's in their denomination.
@FaceTrueReality1 Gods are the same as those other creatures. How many thousands of gods has man invented through history? Are you so blind and arrogant to think that all those were fiction but the one you believe in (through an accident of birth!) is the correct one?
And I've already addressed the logical failing of asking for disproof of god. If that's your basis for belief you're a moron.
@FaceTrueReality1 you are truly confused. Ask yourself what is the evidence there are no elves? Or no dragons? Or that I'm not an alien disguised as a human? Making the point that something has no disproof is a poor point to make because very few things can be disproved even if they are false. No only are you making a bad point, you're basing your beliefs on it! You might as well believe in the tooth fairy--it can't be disproved either.
@FaceTrueReality1 did a god come and tell you that you're alive? Did a god come and tell you anything? Or are you projecting a parental relationship on natural processes? Do you think nature cares if you give it the face of a parent-like being? Does it change anything?
-is it logical and explainable without the need of interjecting your own personal opinion of WHY it's true? Truth holds hands with logic because logic is how we deduce truth. In all honesty here, I was a dedicated Christian having Bible verses crammed down my throat and church visits almost at gun point. We all choose a peaceful and comfortable mindset, mine is Atheism because it dosn't emotionally contradict itself. It revolves around truth and logic, not bullshit. Have a nice day MystryBox.
-from a psychological stand point, there is personal gain in this "prayer" for you. First and MOST IMPORTANTLY, the mind is an incredible force ITSELF. Capable of growing, strengthening and allowing the body to do incredible things. A hypocrondriac believes they are sick and can get a cold quicker than a person who believes they NEVER get sick and they're immune to the small stuff. Where you choose to find your evidence is the balance between left and right, is it emotional (personal) or-
Atheists like you are just as contradicting as over-zealous Christians. Spirtuality should be defined as such, it's the belief that there is something higher than you, whether it be God, a more POWERFUL force than you and it provides for you. Your "spirit" as well as the "spirit" of Spam or God the father of Jesus are in communication when you pray. Repeatable, very compelling evidence you say? Well, you're about half right there, the only reason why you'd find consistent evidence is because-
@OmegaXIII you should be making your speeches to the theists that think they have all the answers, not me. I'll be the first to admit I don't know. Why don't you go lecture to the guys so sure of themselves and their insanity that they're strapping bombs on themselves. Best Regards.
@MystryBox HA HA HA HA, yeah I've tried. Don't worry man I tagged them too. We could make it a joint effort. Wanna join me? I suppose your comment is supposed to mean that I should go fuck myself with my comments right back where they came from huh? You're alright man, peace to you brother!!!!
@felderboi08 on judgment day when the trumpet sounds and the moon turns to blood and the magic apple is eaten by the rib woman and the sun stops in the sky and the talking snake tells everyone who is written in the book of life and bad people are turned into a pillar of salt and thrown into the lake of fire... THEN the jewish carpenter zombie will come back and tell us all how you were right to believe nonsense and I was wrong to use my brain. Then I'll be sorry! Is that about right?
it's people like you that make this world worst than what it is but on judgement day ur gonna wish u didnt post this video cuz u gne rot with the devil and all these ppl tried to tell you the TRUTH but u didnt wanna listen so go way
@felderboi08 Judgment day? Listen to yourself. You're already in hell. And you put yourself there willingly. Don't hate on me just because I'm not stupid enough to join you there.
I read some of these responses and it amazes me how people can be so gullible. The only evidence that christians can come up with is the bible. They answer every logical and reasonable question with bible quotes. If there were a real god who could actually perform miracles, couldn't he gives us better proof than a petty little book? Why do people keep covering god's ass. The rationalist ask, "Why doesn't god show himself?" The believer says, "That would remove the need for faith." UHGG!
dude...thats not rite!!God loves u and he sent his one and ONLY son to save u and everyone here...ill pray that u find God...THE TRUE GOD!!and when you find him ask for forgivness!!
@MystryBox SAVE U FROM SIN!!!U KNOW WAT GOD SAID THE PUNISHMENT FOR SIN IS....DEATH!!BUT GOD HAD MERCY SO THAT WHEN WE SIN WE DONT HAVE TO DIE!!!SO HE SENT HIS SON DOWN TO EARTH TO DIE FOR US!!!!IF UVE READ THE BIBLE THEN U WOULD KNOW!!!U CAN GO WORSHIPING YOUR SPAM GOD AND LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF CRAP AND ILL GO WORSHIP MY TRUE GOD!!!
@rebecav100 why would there be punishment for "sin"? We are as god made us--imperfect. Why would god punish us for how he makes us? And why would killing his son(?!?!) make it so he can forgive us for how he makes us? What is this crazy cult you are following, it makes no sense.
@MystryBox IF WE SHOULDN'T BE PUNISHED FOR SIN...THEN WHY DO WE GET PUT IN TO JAIL FOR MURDER...BECAUSE ITS WRONG!!!!...MURDER IS SIN AND WE GET PUNISHED FOR IT!!!AND NO!!!WE WERE MADE PERFECT BUT THEN ADAM AND EVE SINNED AND THEN THAT MADE US IMPERFECT!!!HE GAVE IS ONE AND ONLY SON TO SAVE US!!!BEFORE JESUS PEOPLE WOULD HAVE TO GIVE A SACRIFICE WHEN THEY SINNED BUT WHEN JESUS DIED FOR US WE DIDN'T HAVE TO SACRIFICE ANYTHING BECAUSE JESUS ALREADY SACRIFICED HIMSELF!!!AND THE CULT IS THE SPAM GOD
@MystryBox I NEVER SAID U DID!!!I SAID IF WE SHOULDN'T GET PUNISHED FOR SIN THEN WHY ARE PEOPLE GETTING PUT IN PRISON FOR IT...BECAUSE IT IS WRONG!!!!
@rebecav100 dude your book defines "sin" as even thinking lustful thoughts. Nobody goes to jail for that but your demonic god would torture people forever for it. THAT is what you are asking to be "saved" from--from the monster god you believe in. A god who has his own son killed in a sick form of human sacrifice so he can forgive us for how he makes us. Will I join that insanity? No thank you.
@MystryBox MONSTER??!!WAT MONSTER!!!GOD IS LOVING AND CARING THATS WHY HE SENT HIS SON FOR US!!!!TO SAVE US FROM SIN!!!I DONT KNOW WAT UVE HEARD BUT MY GOD IS LOVING AND CARING!!!U BELIEVE WAT U THINK AND ILL BELIEVE WAT I KNOW!!!
@rebecav100 sorry but creating a hell to throw his creations into for being as he makes them is not loving. Sending some innocent to earth to die in some sort of sick human sacrifice is also not loving. Do you even think about this religion you believe? Ask yourself why does your god require an innocent to be killed before he can decide to forgive us for how he makes us?
@felderboi08 at 15 you should be old enough to wonder why anyone has to die for you. What you're talking about is a human sacrifice... an ancient and immoral practice of killing an innocent human in order to appease an angry god. Don't you ever wonder why your god requires an innocent to be killed before he can forgive you for how he made you? Why would you think I would want to have anything to do with such an immoral belief system, let alone think it was a good thing??
@MystryBox He died for me because he loves me i was not riased other wise nd without him your life will be a total disaster because God is everything this "Big Bang" theory is bull and you knw it and im 16 i put 15 on accident but age does matter because if u instill christ at a young age you see how good he is to the world.you may not see it now btu soon God is do something big in ur life to make you believe in him all i can say is GOD BLESS YOU! Fall to your knees and just pray everyday
@MystryBox he dies for us to save us!!....and if u truly believe the big bang theory..the world came from nothing?...then wht is the purpose of us being on earth...we came from rocks and monkeys?...they say we cam from onkeys because our dna is close...maybe its close because we have the same creater??....and it is a good thing he did it for us even you!!
@felderboi08 do you listen to yourself? "He dies for us to save us" ? What nonsense is that? What does death do beyond making something dead that saves you from anything? You think your god is some bloodthirsty monster he needs to have something innocent slaughtered before he can forgive you for being as he made you? What is this craziness you believe?
jesus is the only way to life. Repentance is the only way. God is all loving and will always reveal himself to those who seek him with a sincere heart.
you know its kinda funny.....your spam god is alot like the christian god
1: he hides behind a label that humans gave him!
2: no one really knows what he is!
they must be one in the same!?
MrJestersdaze 3 days ago
oh!? thats kinda funny i just commented on another video you made asking why you had a can of spam on your bookshelf..............HE MUST HAVE SPOKEN TO ME!!!!!!
MrJestersdaze 3 days ago
I'm disgusted and revolted. You actually eat that stuff? Spam is most certainly not food fit for human consumption. It's blasphemy against good taste.
AbelianGroup 1 week ago
@AbelianGroup You don't eat it, you pray to it.
MystryBox 1 week ago
My grandmother got cancer and she prayed to spam-god to get better. She died. Obviously his meaty majesty punished her for not praying hard enough. This is irrefutable evidence of his omnipotence.
If you disagree, you are a blind sinner and an irrational doubter.
obermegalutschoar 1 month ago
Youre a sinner!! The flying spaghetti monster does not allow spam!! Ramen
zjhost 2 months ago
I can't believe this!
Turn away from this evil and worship the one true god (that also came from a can)......the SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!
Behold his power!
PROTOGgouki 2 months ago
This video is spam.
Redskin1040 3 months ago
Genius! A lot of respect for you
Syarali00 4 months ago
... I prayed and I felt better... at first I was like WTF is going on but then ohhhhhhhh ooohhh I see the light, I need a sandwich right now!
ahxmusic2000 4 months ago
This is just unbelievable......When judgement day comes i wonder whats going to happen to people like you....
305G00NZ 4 months ago
@305G00NZ if there is a judgement day, god will judge me as a worthy child of his... someone who thinks for himself and uses his brain to draw rational conclusions. He might judge religious people as sheep who aren't worthy children for not thinking for themselves and believing silly stories for no good reason other than "faith."
MystryBox 4 months ago
@305G00NZ if there is a judgement day, god will judge me as a worthy child of his... someone who thinks for himself and uses his brain to draw rational conclusions. He might judge religious people as sheep who aren't worthy children for not thinking for themselves and believing silly stories for no good reason other than "faith."
MystryBox 4 months ago
@305G00NZ Got a date on that? Maybe MystryBox can change over from the Holy Hormallah until your proposed Judgement Day. If that doesn't pan out (aka, false prophecy) he can come back into the loving embrace of Hormallah.
ideologger 4 months ago
How much you guys wannna bet the theists that saw this about shit their pants when he pulled out the spam?
PoliticiansNightmare 5 months ago in playlist More videos from MystryBox
And I thought that the Flying Spaghetti Monster was the god. Now I know the truth. Thank you, MystryBox, for enlightening me!
sabrielfan 5 months ago
I rolled around in toxic sludge about a month ago so I can give this experiment a try. I've been praying to Spam since then and am still sick. The doctor says I have a week left... thanks asshole.
Zozoas 5 months ago
I'm a christian and this made my fucking day xD nice video!
RobxWhitechapel 5 months ago
@RobxWhitechapel Please don't call you're self a Christian, would you laugh if someone was making fun of your Father or you stand up for him?.......the term Christian is taken so lightly nowadays, just because you sit in church every sunday doesn't make you a Christian.
305G00NZ 4 months ago
@305G00NZ I don't go to church dude, but my religion is christian, and yes, I make fun of my own religion.
RobxWhitechapel 4 months ago
@RobxWhitechapel Huh! Here I am, an atheist who does go to church. Different strokes for different folks, I guess. :)
ideologger 4 months ago
This video is amazing.
CreeperT9K 7 months ago
Orrrrrrrrrrr I'm not being a spoilsport but this could be a reason why, when you are stressed you pray to god hoping he or she will help you therefore you feel positive so you feel better. Or there could be a god helping you, who knows...
2011skaterblue 7 months ago
Sir, I have to disagree. I am a firm Pastafarian and your silly Spam god is false. Repent and run to Pastas noodlely appendages!
Mc35091 7 months ago 2
bahaXD
BigAppleCat1950 7 months ago
lmfao! this shows so stupid ppl are who believe in god hahahaha
SteaItheR 7 months ago
Hahahahahaha now that was funny God the Father spam and God the Son Spam I love spam all heil spam May he send the great spam slice lol.
comedy101ful 8 months ago
Of corse when you get sick your going to get better. And if there was even one god theres no proof how come he didnt save very good people that do pray.
zanderva 8 months ago
The dumbest athiest video I have ever seen. Athiests and those that believe in a diety have every right to believe whatever they want.
fahs 8 months ago
Love it!
MrJessesk87 8 months ago
I dont like that God called Spam. He keeps emailing me.
Ranokian 8 months ago 10
Ah, now that prohibition against eating pork begins to make sense...
wickedenchanter 8 months ago
is he trolling? is he trolling? is he trolling? HE'S TROLLING!!!
Geewhillikers52 8 months ago
I found this video hilarious! Thank you very much.
madjimms 8 months ago
This is blasphemy against the flying spaghetti monster. He is the one true food deity. Don't listen to him Spam will mislead you to hell. There is only one true god and FSM be his name RAmen!
Steelmoon17 9 months ago
if u r really wnat 2 find the truth & reality
i advice u 2 read abt Jeffery Lang, Cuz he was an atheist b4
look 4 his speech on YouTube,
May the almighty God bless & guide u 2 the right path, Amen
Stay Blessed,,,
nicewisdom 9 months ago
Drugs are bad Mmm'kay?
BitterCanuck 10 months ago
soon as you pulled out the spam i about pissed myself. effin hilarious.
TeamTopDeckFTW 10 months ago
Could u explain I can't get on your little video
iLoveJesus650 10 months ago
@iLoveJesus650 I don't believe in any gods because no gods are apparent (and if you disagree watch the video I already mentioned and try to answer the question at the end). I don't believe in the Christian god in particular because the bible is full of absurd stories that are clearly myth and legend.
MystryBox 10 months ago
I didn't say wasnt going to hell I probably will I don't want to but I probably will and I'm not the perfect saint i know what the bible say u don't have to read off scriptures but I just need to know something why r u doubting god why dont u believe n him?
iLoveJesus650 10 months ago
Hunny I didn't say that I wasn't going to hell I'm just trying to help u ppl out so that u wont dont read bible scriptures off to me I no what the bible say I'm not the perfect saint but I believe in god and Jesus it is a sin to mock god and this video is very aggravating for someone that knows god and let me just ask a simple question why don't u believe in god
iLoveJesus650 10 months ago
@iLoveJesus650 why don't I believe in god? In case you didn't notice I've got a couple dozen videos explaining in detail why I don't. For perhaps the best summary, see my video "Are Atheists Blind, Stupid, or What?"
MystryBox 10 months ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
THE SPAM GOD WILL NOT BE MOCKED!!!
PoliticiansNightmare 10 months ago
i now belive in the spam god.
Jake5o2 10 months ago
Y would u do this u r a stupid idiot not believing god I don't no what to say but go to hell that is wer u will be going anyways u will see tho when god comes back and u stay here with the antichrist and the demands why would u mock god this was I have never hated a person like this this is ashamed
iLoveJesus650 10 months ago
@iLoveJesus650 oh youre right its a sin to not believe in god. but its also a sin to hate and think less of some one else, to think that you are better then them. it sais in the bible that god sees sin simply as sin, so what makes you think you wont be in hell with the rest of us athiests. this is all hypothetical ofcoasrse because i highly doupbt that some pothead from the stone age is gonna come back then a bunch of mythical beasts are gonna torture us. HIGHLY iulogical
PoliticiansNightmare 10 months ago
Waste of time!
THICKNESS101010 10 months ago
Lol at first i was like ......"Oh no! we lost another good lad... may he rest in.." THEN spam came up....and i thought "phew, that was a close call!" xD
Cheers mate!
Darkenedbyshadows 10 months ago
Don't worry, when you have cancer and are on your deathbed and you pray to god for mercy and accept him as lord, he will accept you also.
eebs1994 10 months ago
@eebs1994 and why would I pray to something I don't think exists? If you fall on hard times one day are you going to pray to Thor just in case it might work?
MystryBox 10 months ago 5
@eebs1994 Dont be ignorant dude , just stop it .
EnvYzSniping 10 months ago
are you trying to be funny? because its not working ...
Kaderderz137 10 months ago
The laughter this video has caused me, has made me realize that the spam god is working his magic in my day to day life.
Proctrr 11 months ago
@Proctrr bless you my child and thanks for the comment.
MystryBox 11 months ago
I have tasted your god before and did not like the way he spreads in his way.
He needs other condiments to make him better and delivers falsehoods upon his can (House). He has led me into evil tastes and there are no condiments to deliver this evil taste. So I think I will stick to the real thing!! May his Love, Compassion and Forgiveness find you one day. Peace be with you always!!
Idotgotit 11 months ago
Why spam? I think it tastes good. You don't want to eat god!
anticorncob6 1 year ago
My Pastafarian teachings condemn your teachings. You have sinned against his holy deliciousness, there can be no peace until you end your SPAM worshiping heathen ways.
BelYaun 1 year ago
haha. i was as i was watching, readying myself for attack. then the spam appeared.
you: 1
me: 0
Buddyvision2010 1 year ago
@Buddyvision2010 and now you know the truth my son. May it set you free.
MystryBox 1 year ago
@Johnt4jc There is no such thing as blasphemy. Nothing is sacred or holy.
aruiz90 1 year ago 2
@Johnt4jc Thats like telling a creationist that there has been a big evolutionary breakthrough. They don't care, because they don't believe in it anyway.
usdvikes 1 year ago
Good thing I didn't post before seeing the whole video, I could have made myself look silly.
TDrudley 1 year ago 2
@TDrudley you wouldn't have been the first. I think commenting without watching the video is a trademark of much of the youtube audience.
MystryBox 1 year ago
YAHWEH is in control u will see love u and smile
PASTOR919 1 year ago
@PASTOR919 sure he is. Best to you.
MystryBox 1 year ago
NIV BIBLE only better understanding smile
PASTOR919 1 year ago
Read ephesians chapter 6 if u want to no how good YAHWEH god is
PASTOR919 1 year ago
@PASTOR919 from ephesians chapter 6: "Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear.." Because the primitive MEN who wrote the bible didn't yet understand that owning another human is immoral. And you want me to believe a god is responsible for that?? I don't think so.
MystryBox 1 year ago
@Johnt4jc I disagree, he has much faith in the spam, therefore he will not be going to hell, but rather a paradise full of luncheon meats and fruit smoothies to live the rest of eternity on.
XxSceneHavokJonasxX 1 year ago 2
i just wasted my time watching your video... you sir are a dumbass...
xcode394 1 year ago
Man, I feel sorry for this guy and the ignorance in the posts that follow.
drjackflash 1 year ago
So you prayed to a can of spam and then you healed? Are you sure you were not going to heal up any way, weather you prayed to the can of spam or not? Maybe its a coincidence.
GalacticPredictions 1 year ago
@GalacticPredictions Coincidence? No way. The best explanation is spam is god.
MystryBox 1 year ago
How did you keep a straight face?
mrpops123123 1 year ago
I like the Flying Spaghetti Monster better. It's tastier than spam.
BelYaun 1 year ago
@Johnt4jc spam forgives you for you know not what you do.
MystryBox 1 year ago 14
@MystryBox hahaha!
RudeBoiAKaRudeRaVagE 5 months ago in playlist More videos from MystryBox
Make sure you stock pile on spam, you're going to be needing it where your going. BTW: looks like you've been already saving it up your ass; anymore and I'm sure you'll turn into spam. Same way nothing turned into humans. Got to admit you have more faith than me.
Michaeltanase 1 year ago
your stupid
TheSusietv 1 year ago
@TheSusietv fuck if I read 'your' when it should be you're one more time I'm going to puke.
dutchbb1979 1 year ago
@dutchbb1979 i hope so lol
TheSusietv 1 year ago
You found god? The god? Where was he?
gp5 1 year ago
well your god and hindu's god are same. that's why your prayers are being answered. only difference is your god is chopped and canned :)
podaisprodip 1 year ago
thisn guy is an asshole!!!!
1993wethebest 1 year ago
Lmao i could tell you were holding back a laugh.
TheMetalpocalypse 1 year ago
i'm more horrified at the idea of people eating spam than i am of them believing in god.
shit is gross.
pioughd87 1 year ago
@pioughd87 Geez, you pray to it you don't eat it! Who eats their god? (besides the Christians I mean... communion... wacky).
MystryBox 1 year ago
Stupid prick !
BrannanProductions 1 year ago
@MystryBox you missed his point. He said MAN created GOD in his image. I have to agree. Man also created god to have a higher authority who would validate all the terrible things he wanted to do.
zeledonia1 1 year ago
@zeledonia1 thanks, I did misread him.
MystryBox 1 year ago
Man created god in his image. He also gave god his personal opinions, convictions, and same things he hates. These things tend to change from person to person though.
maggot666punk 1 year ago
@maggot666punk that's a neat story. Now tell the one about the guy with the hook for a hand and the couple in the broken down car.
MystryBox 1 year ago
@MystryBox Just callin' as I see it.
maggot666punk 1 year ago
This makes sense: Repeatable viewing of this video, is giving a positive idea of knowing God by experience. And if one accepts this, s/he enters into the realm of spiritual belief. Those who worship God, they pray and believe. God bless you, believers and unbelievers!
filcon100 1 year ago
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ZodiacBraveG 1 year ago
That's okay sir, you'll bow down on your knees and say Jesus is Lord at The Great White Throne Judgement, before the demons drag you off to hell.
nogerdsurg 1 year ago
@nogerdsurg what's funny is you could be either a typical nutjob Christian or an atheist troll trying to make Christians look stupid. I can't tell which. I guess it doesn't matter either way.
MystryBox 1 year ago 2
@nogerdsurg The new American standard bible-
(For it is written, "As I live, says the Lord every knee shall bow to me and every tongue shall give praise to God.) The verse you used just proves that he will give praise to Jesus someday. That would also mean he believed in Jesus and loved him. That would also mean he would then be saved. Peace.
GalacticPredictions 1 year ago
Troll god is the one true god.
Xtian trolls are attracted to him but their pride prevents them from accepting him. Xtian trolls were made in his image, what more proof do they need?
justintempler 1 year ago
rofl i got mad and lost it then i heard "i was praying to this can of spam" and i rofled. i really thought you went retarded for a second and started believeing in "God"
XzyconX 1 year ago
@XzyconX at least you stuck around for the punch line :)
MystryBox 1 year ago 2
so this MystryBox guy rakes in a shitload of Atheist/Skeptic viewers then comes out with a video of how he found "God; the imaginary friend for retarded people". Are you fucking kidding me? obviously he was planning to do this the whole time to try to show atheists that you can find "God" so he can convert them. Get a fucking life MystryBox you fucking pussy ass bitch.
XzyconX 1 year ago
@XzyconX lol
clamantuanguyan 1 year ago
Catholics aren't real Christians anyway, they messes the whole religion up real bad in the 17th century when King James of England translated the gospels into what is now the KJV Holy Bible with heavy influence from Rome, or the Roman Catholic Church to organize a state religion, which in turn drove many orthodox Christians, including 1st Governor William Bradford to the new world, America. It's sad that the KJV, or Catholicism ever made it to America, what a mess!
JustinLB82 1 year ago
@JustinLB82 Christianity is a mess in general, no need to special case the Catholics.
MystryBox 1 year ago
I pray to Joe Pesci!
and God I hate spammers who only com eon music videos and whatnot just to spam us about god.
great vid
bv90andy 1 year ago
@bv90andy Haha 'Spam'ers
They are simply doing the will of the Spam god, see?
Coloraturaful 1 year ago 2
I'm hereby declare this man to be one of my new personal heros
lamboman1987 1 year ago
not cool man....im a catholic, im 15 and i have had lots of thought over this...i do have atheist friends and we get along fine....why? because i dont preach to him and he doesnt fight me...you seem like a very smart man (not an insult at all) but why cant everybody keep their mouths shut and just be tolerent of each others opinions? and i do know that catholics HATE atheists which is wrong...and i know atheists say god doesnt exist...why? what is your take on this...others, feel free to reply.
muffdiver2013 1 year ago
@muffdiver2013 spam god exists. He's right there in the video.
MystryBox 1 year ago
@muffdiver2013 Keep your mouth shut and be tolerant of other opinions... Isn't that kind of contradictory? I believe in free speech, isn't telling me to shut my mouth being intolerant of that belief?
LukeOfTroy 1 year ago
@muffdiver2013 "why cant everybody keep their mouths shut and just be tolerent of each others opinions? "
Most of us are tolerant of people's opinions until those opinions have effects on our lives. Some people like to play video games, some people like to debate politics, some of us like to debate religion.
Being Catholic you know the church is against contraception, gay marriage, sex b4 marriage. If you believe in tolerance then why isn't the church tolerant of people with other beliefs
justintempler 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@muffdiver2013 Except a man be born again he cannot enter into the kingdom of heaven. John3:16. The just shall live by faith, not an organization. It's a shame some denominations don't allow you to read the bible, because it will expose the error that's in their denomination.
nogerdsurg 1 year ago
This makes sense. God has been spamming people for years
anzwertree 1 year ago
Awesome xD
cryssiss 1 year ago
this is dumb..and this guy is moron
5tonyvvvv 1 year ago
@5tonyvvvv
He´s just mocking religious beliefs.
VikingWarCry 1 year ago 3
@FaceTrueReality1 You should look into philosophy.
Mduenisch 1 year ago
Ah so glad it was a joke. was getting scared there for a minute. lol
Mduenisch 1 year ago
@FaceTrueReality1 Gods are the same as those other creatures. How many thousands of gods has man invented through history? Are you so blind and arrogant to think that all those were fiction but the one you believe in (through an accident of birth!) is the correct one?
And I've already addressed the logical failing of asking for disproof of god. If that's your basis for belief you're a moron.
MystryBox 1 year ago
@FaceTrueReality1 you are truly confused. Ask yourself what is the evidence there are no elves? Or no dragons? Or that I'm not an alien disguised as a human? Making the point that something has no disproof is a poor point to make because very few things can be disproved even if they are false. No only are you making a bad point, you're basing your beliefs on it! You might as well believe in the tooth fairy--it can't be disproved either.
MystryBox 1 year ago
@FaceTrueReality1 no, something is responsible for our existence. Not necessarily someone.
MystryBox 1 year ago
@FaceTrueReality1 so if you figured these things out all on your own... exactly where did god come in?
MystryBox 1 year ago
@FaceTrueReality1 did a god come and tell you that you're alive? Did a god come and tell you anything? Or are you projecting a parental relationship on natural processes? Do you think nature cares if you give it the face of a parent-like being? Does it change anything?
MystryBox 1 year ago
This wisdom shall never be forgotten, Jesus is futile - all pray to thy eternal spam-god!
Ertrunken 1 year ago
@ 2:05
I bursted out laughing! haha!
Aresftfun 1 year ago
Awesome! All I had was a can of tuna. Will that work? XD
(20 minutes later) I ate God. Am I going to hell?
Seriously, awesome video. Cheers!
TristanAvedon 1 year ago
-is it logical and explainable without the need of interjecting your own personal opinion of WHY it's true? Truth holds hands with logic because logic is how we deduce truth. In all honesty here, I was a dedicated Christian having Bible verses crammed down my throat and church visits almost at gun point. We all choose a peaceful and comfortable mindset, mine is Atheism because it dosn't emotionally contradict itself. It revolves around truth and logic, not bullshit. Have a nice day MystryBox.
OmegaXIII 1 year ago
-from a psychological stand point, there is personal gain in this "prayer" for you. First and MOST IMPORTANTLY, the mind is an incredible force ITSELF. Capable of growing, strengthening and allowing the body to do incredible things. A hypocrondriac believes they are sick and can get a cold quicker than a person who believes they NEVER get sick and they're immune to the small stuff. Where you choose to find your evidence is the balance between left and right, is it emotional (personal) or-
OmegaXIII 1 year ago
Atheists like you are just as contradicting as over-zealous Christians. Spirtuality should be defined as such, it's the belief that there is something higher than you, whether it be God, a more POWERFUL force than you and it provides for you. Your "spirit" as well as the "spirit" of Spam or God the father of Jesus are in communication when you pray. Repeatable, very compelling evidence you say? Well, you're about half right there, the only reason why you'd find consistent evidence is because-
OmegaXIII 1 year ago
@OmegaXIII you should be making your speeches to the theists that think they have all the answers, not me. I'll be the first to admit I don't know. Why don't you go lecture to the guys so sure of themselves and their insanity that they're strapping bombs on themselves. Best Regards.
MystryBox 1 year ago
@MystryBox HA HA HA HA, yeah I've tried. Don't worry man I tagged them too. We could make it a joint effort. Wanna join me? I suppose your comment is supposed to mean that I should go fuck myself with my comments right back where they came from huh? You're alright man, peace to you brother!!!!
OmegaXIII 1 year ago
silly sophistry...
musikfanat 1 year ago
You gave me a little heart attack for a little, I won't lie. Spam's good, by the way.
TheMikeyX 1 year ago
ooo I love spam. Does that mean I am a god eater?
Sabreblade67 1 year ago
yeah whatever im not even gonna continue wasting my time
beacuse ppl like you dnt wanna her the truth
u cant see the air so do you believe it doesn't exist
ur mind is gone
felderboi08 1 year ago
@felderboi08 on judgment day when the trumpet sounds and the moon turns to blood and the magic apple is eaten by the rib woman and the sun stops in the sky and the talking snake tells everyone who is written in the book of life and bad people are turned into a pillar of salt and thrown into the lake of fire... THEN the jewish carpenter zombie will come back and tell us all how you were right to believe nonsense and I was wrong to use my brain. Then I'll be sorry! Is that about right?
MystryBox 1 year ago
it's people like you that make this world worst than what it is but on judgement day ur gonna wish u didnt post this video cuz u gne rot with the devil and all these ppl tried to tell you the TRUTH but u didnt wanna listen so go way
felderboi08 1 year ago
@felderboi08 Judgment day? Listen to yourself. You're already in hell. And you put yourself there willingly. Don't hate on me just because I'm not stupid enough to join you there.
MystryBox 1 year ago
Should i report this spam?
kostiak 1 year ago
You need to make a SPAM GOD T-shirt with the Son of SPAM GOD on the back
seanschwei 1 year ago
I read some of these responses and it amazes me how people can be so gullible. The only evidence that christians can come up with is the bible. They answer every logical and reasonable question with bible quotes. If there were a real god who could actually perform miracles, couldn't he gives us better proof than a petty little book? Why do people keep covering god's ass. The rationalist ask, "Why doesn't god show himself?" The believer says, "That would remove the need for faith." UHGG!
whoopiman 1 year ago
dude...thats not rite!!God loves u and he sent his one and ONLY son to save u and everyone here...ill pray that u find God...THE TRUE GOD!!and when you find him ask for forgivness!!
rebecav100 1 year ago
@rebecav100 sent me his son? Sorry you're wrong, I haven't met any son. And save me from what?
MystryBox 1 year ago
@MystryBox SAVE U FROM SIN!!!U KNOW WAT GOD SAID THE PUNISHMENT FOR SIN IS....DEATH!!BUT GOD HAD MERCY SO THAT WHEN WE SIN WE DONT HAVE TO DIE!!!SO HE SENT HIS SON DOWN TO EARTH TO DIE FOR US!!!!IF UVE READ THE BIBLE THEN U WOULD KNOW!!!U CAN GO WORSHIPING YOUR SPAM GOD AND LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF CRAP AND ILL GO WORSHIP MY TRUE GOD!!!
rebecav100 1 year ago
@rebecav100 why would there be punishment for "sin"? We are as god made us--imperfect. Why would god punish us for how he makes us? And why would killing his son(?!?!) make it so he can forgive us for how he makes us? What is this crazy cult you are following, it makes no sense.
MystryBox 1 year ago
@MystryBox IF WE SHOULDN'T BE PUNISHED FOR SIN...THEN WHY DO WE GET PUT IN TO JAIL FOR MURDER...BECAUSE ITS WRONG!!!!...MURDER IS SIN AND WE GET PUNISHED FOR IT!!!AND NO!!!WE WERE MADE PERFECT BUT THEN ADAM AND EVE SINNED AND THEN THAT MADE US IMPERFECT!!!HE GAVE IS ONE AND ONLY SON TO SAVE US!!!BEFORE JESUS PEOPLE WOULD HAVE TO GIVE A SACRIFICE WHEN THEY SINNED BUT WHEN JESUS DIED FOR US WE DIDN'T HAVE TO SACRIFICE ANYTHING BECAUSE JESUS ALREADY SACRIFICED HIMSELF!!!AND THE CULT IS THE SPAM GOD
rebecav100 1 year ago
@rebecav100 I haven't murdered anyone.
MystryBox 1 year ago
@MystryBox I NEVER SAID U DID!!!I SAID IF WE SHOULDN'T GET PUNISHED FOR SIN THEN WHY ARE PEOPLE GETTING PUT IN PRISON FOR IT...BECAUSE IT IS WRONG!!!!
rebecav100 1 year ago
@rebecav100 dude your book defines "sin" as even thinking lustful thoughts. Nobody goes to jail for that but your demonic god would torture people forever for it. THAT is what you are asking to be "saved" from--from the monster god you believe in. A god who has his own son killed in a sick form of human sacrifice so he can forgive us for how he makes us. Will I join that insanity? No thank you.
MystryBox 1 year ago
@MystryBox WELL...DONT BLAME ME IF YOU END UP IN HELL!!!!END CONVERSATION
rebecav100 1 year ago
@rebecav100 don't blame me if you waste your life worshiping a monster that doesn't exist (and wouldn't deserve the worship if it did).
MystryBox 1 year ago
@MystryBox MONSTER??!!WAT MONSTER!!!GOD IS LOVING AND CARING THATS WHY HE SENT HIS SON FOR US!!!!TO SAVE US FROM SIN!!!I DONT KNOW WAT UVE HEARD BUT MY GOD IS LOVING AND CARING!!!U BELIEVE WAT U THINK AND ILL BELIEVE WAT I KNOW!!!
rebecav100 1 year ago
@rebecav100 sorry but creating a hell to throw his creations into for being as he makes them is not loving. Sending some innocent to earth to die in some sort of sick human sacrifice is also not loving. Do you even think about this religion you believe? Ask yourself why does your god require an innocent to be killed before he can decide to forgive us for how he makes us?
MystryBox 1 year ago
yet praying you
felderboi08 1 year ago
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felderboi08 1 year ago
@felderboi08 at 15 you should be old enough to wonder why anyone has to die for you. What you're talking about is a human sacrifice... an ancient and immoral practice of killing an innocent human in order to appease an angry god. Don't you ever wonder why your god requires an innocent to be killed before he can forgive you for how he made you? Why would you think I would want to have anything to do with such an immoral belief system, let alone think it was a good thing??
MystryBox 1 year ago
@MystryBox He died for me because he loves me i was not riased other wise nd without him your life will be a total disaster because God is everything this "Big Bang" theory is bull and you knw it and im 16 i put 15 on accident but age does matter because if u instill christ at a young age you see how good he is to the world.you may not see it now btu soon God is do something big in ur life to make you believe in him all i can say is GOD BLESS YOU! Fall to your knees and just pray everyday
felderboi08 1 year ago
@felderboi08 you didn't answer my questions.
MystryBox 1 year ago
@MystryBox he dies for us to save us!!....and if u truly believe the big bang theory..the world came from nothing?...then wht is the purpose of us being on earth...we came from rocks and monkeys?...they say we cam from onkeys because our dna is close...maybe its close because we have the same creater??....and it is a good thing he did it for us even you!!
felderboi08 1 year ago
@felderboi08 do you listen to yourself? "He dies for us to save us" ? What nonsense is that? What does death do beyond making something dead that saves you from anything? You think your god is some bloodthirsty monster he needs to have something innocent slaughtered before he can forgive you for being as he made you? What is this craziness you believe?
MystryBox 1 year ago
jesus is the only way to life. Repentance is the only way. God is all loving and will always reveal himself to those who seek him with a sincere heart.
1onetheone 1 year ago
@1onetheone you should write Christian fortune cookies.
MystryBox 1 year ago
The SPAM god is FALSE, only the FSM can cure you of all your ailments.
lothor1234 1 year ago
Brilliant.
zaldamo 1 year ago
Mmmmmmmm Spam... er... I mean.... god.
GawdOfThunder 1 year ago
mystry box i love you
BrianTakesValium 1 year ago
I find all atheist's are shallow. Who would want to be like them?
nagzul 1 year ago
@nagzul the screaming irony is the shallowness of that post. You should win some sort of award for that.
MystryBox 1 year ago