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  • haha, 2006 that's gross!

  • FUCK VERIZON. THEY'RE SUCKSSSSSS

  • i work for verizon and would have walked off that job with you being a prick they way you were. get a life guy.

  • Verizon is shit

  • @Mingy79 QQ " waaa waa" your a prick I would have walked off the job waa waa. QQ some more! You sound like the one that needs to get a life.

  • I feel kind of bad for the workers.

  • "can i use it now" can u hear me now?

  • Hahahaha

  • haha "Hurry! ...Hurry!"

  • Lol. He was just messing with them. Hence the title "screwing with Verizon" I'm pretty sure he was well aware that 15M is faster than 58K... Silly Society.

  • Goodbye Verizon DSL. Hello Bright House.

  • Oh jeez, he was just playing around with them. Everyone on youtube takes things so seriously.

  • holy fuck, whoever made this video is as retarded as the verizon reps that think 0.002$=0.002¢.

    58k=58000, 15M= 15000000

  • Wow you are a total ass. You got a HUGE jump. Treat people with respect. Youtube ass of the month right here.

  • ...this dude is seriously just annoying and retarded... i cant even believe that their are ppl out there that still don't understand the byte measurements... ill do you all a favor and help you understand it.

    the essentials:

    1byte = 1 byte

    1k/b (kilobyte) = 1,000 bytes

    1m/b (megabyte) = 1,000,000 bytes

    1g/b (gigabyte) = 1,000,000,000 bytes

    therefor

    56k/b = 56,000 bytes

    15m/b = 15,000,000 bytes

    and yet he didn't even shut his ignorance switch off long enough to realize this major difference.

  • 56k to 15MB is a big jump..

  • RETARDED FKIN VIDEO

  • verizon sucks ass

  • u mean hairy cock

  • Nalts, I'm guessing you were having verizon Fios installed to your home. I'm getting it installed on the 12th; 20down 5up. I'm sitting at a meezley 1.5down right now. yay for fios.

  • You're talking about downloading files at 1.5 correct? Then you're getting pretty good service, 15meg out of the 20 you ordered. You won't get a full 20meg download, never. And it's not Verizon's fault.

    Also, you're probably limited by the servers you're downloading from.

    FIOS is good service. Don't bash it until you've got a pea sized brain or bigger.

  • Evidently you can't read, I said I was on Verizon DSL downloading at 1.5 Now I'm on verizon Fios and I get 19mbit down 4.8mbit up from servers that will allow that flow. I don't know where you get off telling people they have a pea sized brain. Must be because you have a pea sized penis.

  • Whoa wtf..commented on the wrong vid. Sorry, no reason to get your undies in a bundle...dunno why that happened.

    Also, i don't go on YouTube that much dude. My connection is too slow to upload, well not really. I'm just impatient.

  • P.S. you fail at youtube. One video with 0 views.

  • youre totally right man, stupid people think "heck i pay 20 megs, why dont i download everything by that", well its simple =] VERIZON GIVES YOU 20 MEGS, BUT YOU DID NOT PAY YOUR WEB SERVERS ( GOOGLE, YOUTUBE, WHATEVER FUCKING SITE YOU VISIT) to always send you 20 megabytes =] think people, dont be fucking idiots

  • must have been a thursday...they are wearing red!

  • haha, verizon. THIS IS BAD

  • Quit crying ya lazy ass union B'atch's. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Cry babies!!!!

  • the truth hurts don't it. This dude is a dorkus porkus

  • Im sure the technician got you back without you even knowing about it. I hope he pissed on your daughters toothbrush you asshole!

  • that is immature and so lame, it is just depressing

  • then why did you watch it?

  • WPMS you don't have a clue. How many years you work for ATT? I have 30 and I worked for ATT and Verizon. I have seen both sides and ATT can't compare to VZ. ATT is an aging dinosaur that can only grow by purchasing better companies (cingular, SBC,etc) and calling it the 'new ATT'. They would have been another has-been like Enron years ago. BTW, Verizon has stakes in several countries worldwide, not just here and PR. Get your facts right.

  • I agree with you dsnake, I am a tech to with VZ 30 years in Jan. VZ is spending boo koo buchs on Fiber, and this dofus making this video is just a moron trying to get his 15 minutes of stupidity

  • shut the hell up

  • verizon hasnt even been a company for 30 years dude...and a techn is really just customer service with a name by itself.

  • Listen, When a company merges by Labor laws, the my 27 years with GTE counts as 27 years with Verizon. So don't think you know it all. As far as part 2 of your letter, I am NOT A Customer Rep. I work with Digital switching, DSL, Fiber Access Nodes, Packet switching, Central Office power,IP protcol, SS7 layering just to name a few. If you are so smart what is the work DEAD converted back to binary? I don't get paid over $60k a year for nothing.

    I work my as off at night for jerks like you.

  • Dude you evidently don't know that GTE and Bell Atlantic have been around longer than your grandparents. If you think you know so much about Verizon, what does FIOS stand for? How many DS0 in a T-3 multiplex. What is an OC192? How does SS7 work? Ok you failed the basic telephony test given to co techs who make more money in one day than you will in a week flipping burgers in a week. SO SHUT UP!!!

  • This is nice "techs who make more money in one day than you will in a week flipping burgers in a week." I get paid every week in a week when i work for a week flipping burgers in a week. Did I mention i work a week, every week, for many weeks.

  • I am confused, what is the point of this rambling. They make $75k plus benefits yearly.

  • Me thinks overthecascades has made some enemies here. You made one out of me. If you don't know anything about Verizon, just keep quite. The name Verizon is new, but GTE/Bell Atlantic has been around combined over 120 years. And CO tech's are not customer reps. My dad is a co tech for Verizon and he has 29 years of service. So back off dude and go back to flipping those burgers.

  • Techs are clearly an occupation for someone who couldn't become an engineer. Techs at verizon wireless are customer service reps. I know exactly that verizon has really only been around for 8 or 9 years...they merged, of course everyone knows that. By knowing simple facts you do not disassociate yourself from stupidity and clearly ignorance that has enslaved your, what would have been knowledge, but disgrace, because yes, I do work for verizon and TECHS ARE CUST SERV REPS. THANK YOU, old bags.

  • there are engineers who became techs, u fail

  • Youre such an idiot, why the hell would an engineer become a tech!?

    What a dumbass

  • wtf?. . . i wrote that a month ago get over it =/

  • LOL those beaners were clueless.

  • Fuck you! I'm Mexican, I install Fios and Make more money than you.

  • beeew wew wa new wew

  • shut up bitch

  • lmao i think he knew that he was going to do this to them

  • What a snotty prick...if holding a camera inches from their faces wasn't obnoxious enough, your provoking them while they work on your property.

    All this because of slow internet/you were forced to watch choppy bukake videos for a few days.

    Get a grip jerk.

  • What an asswipe...the mexicans should have beat the shit out of you and sodomized your wife and kid,or even better have you sodomize the kid....what a dickweed you are!

  • wtf that was funny

  • those aren't Mexicans. if you look close enough

  • @scooterpies59 Wow you sound like you realy like sodomy!

  • you fuckin kid.

    yall are fighting over verizon and at&t.

    wtf is up with the world.

    who gives a fuck whos better.

    fuck at&t they can lick my ballsack

  • what a dick

  • I know you think you where being funny...

    but you where just a dick !

    It's a good thing those workers know where you live , per that next time they need to borrow something, you will be top of their list 'cuss you're such a nice guy.

  • what are you a fuckin AT&T expert or some shit?

  • verizon will screw any customer for a buck..they were at my apartment complex installing their "fiber crap" and cut through the buildings main cable line.I toldhim what he did and he just nodded his shoulders n kept cutting leaving the whole building without tv/internet soi called timewarner and within 1hr they were over to fix it never use verizon!!!!!

  • O god dude tell me about it! Im a Comcast Cable technician and I run across that BS every day! Verizon does everything they can to screw with the competition! they Cut our lines and blame it on comcast and go to the customer and offer then "more reliable service that will always work" im not kidding they actually do that stuff! talk about a low blow! its pathetic! stay away from verizon!

  • Have had nothing but horrible service from Verizon this year, especially this summer with blatant lies about appointments, etc. - this alone has cost me a couple hundred $ I could ill afford to spend. Recently switched my phone & DSL service to Cavalier.

  • Verizon FiOS and Wireless are two completely different companys.. And I know a great reason why somebody would switch to Verizon.. FiOS 20/20 YEAH BABY!!

  • you should ahve got your ass beat!!!

  • And exactly how many Customers does AT&T lose to Verizon?

  • Yeah i would of screwed him over... off shift though lol.

  • Im sure the technician got you back without you even knowing about it. I hope he pissed on your daughters toothbrush you asshole!

  • we should take your word on that?

  • Like the Verizon guy's fetish of "Can you hear me now?".

  • Man you need to check your math, 58k to 15megs you moron is like, wait let me get my calculator, 258.62 times faster, what an idiot. I would have left, working in the snow with this monkey and his video camera, no way. Cya

  • Verizon is the best company in the country man, i used to work with verizon giving tech support and men i know maybe theres a lot of people having troubles they just need to be patient, IF SOMEONE THERE HAS A PROBLEM WITH HIGH SPEED INTERNET OR ( DSL ) TELL ME, I CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO DO. DIEGO

  • That was so funny

  • Verizon has good service; to bad they are so fricken Greedy.

    All my ringtones have to be bought of there service, and I cant cant any from the internet or Bluetooth. D=

  • this is annoying

  • More like screw the dude that made this video. The guy obviously lives in fantasy island or is a trekky! real dufus!!

  • Yeah, these smart asses like this Guy doing the video probably has never had a shovel in his hand & if he did he would probably shove it up his own ass. I gotta give it to these Guys in the snow, rain and 100* weather trying to make assholes happy. Get a life nerd.

  • @Pennywithavon Ya got to give it to those guys.. I'm can almost bet the house that those dudes are illegal aliens getting paid. I doubt they give two shits who they are making happy you doof. They are making a living and milking our system that caters to them. They're not there because they like making strange people. They are working for a company that runs a service that brings us enjoyment that we PAY for and not given free.

  • your a fucking punk, if i was one of those workers digging i would have hit your ass with a shovel across your face.

  • This video was complete shit. Waste of time !

  • LOL gotta love verizons BS

  • hey dick muncher hes fucking with them its funny you should try laughing every once in a while its actully really fun if you try it... fag

  • WOW! You are a tool!!!

  • What an idiot, I love stupid people. I love the pun on snow. If I was that tech I would sue him for not obtaining permission to put my face on the internet. Maybe that dick should dump his windows 98 packard bell machine and spend 300 bucks and buy a new one.

  • DRAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  • verizon doesnt live up to their promotions 6 months later I havent got my digital camera. They are scum of the earth. If they owe you money forget about receive it as well.

  • What a dick

  • ahahahahahhaha! awesome! I would do the same thing! Fucken prick. these guys are digging fucking trenches in the snow and they have to deal with his shitty attempts at being funny and watching him fail miserably and he gets all his stupidity on tape.

  • I'm supposed to laugh because you're technologically ignorant and you're a middle-aged man who likes to screw with people just trying to do their jobs and make a fucking living? Someone should go fuck with you at your workplace.

  • What a dick. These poor bastards are just there to do their jobs and this guy has to much time on his hands so he plays dumb, (or maybe he really is an idiot) and acts like he doesn't know the difference between kb and mb. Not to mention the joke isnt even funny because he is dealing with Verizon Communications for his internet but yet he is parodying a commercial from Verizon Wireless. The guys visiting his house don't work for Verizon Wireless. This guy is a fucking moron.

  • THE IPHONE 3G WILL RUN ON VERIZON!!

    PROOF:

    watch?v=veFrQTKQy7A

  • No it will not I have an e-mail with verizon on this subject I can gladly show if you do not believe me. Reason they arnt is they said it doesn't meet their expectation of high quality they have come to be known by.

  • lol the "high quality"

    the real reason is this:

    apple first went to verizon with the iphone at the very beginning and offered them a contract to be the only carrier. they turned down the offer because "they could not offer unlimited data to customers for the low price that apple wanted" and "they didn't have the technology to do so much unlimited data". This whole "its not high enough quality" bullshit is nonsense. Seriously, there are WAY more crappy phones on verizon than the iphone...

  • tell you the truth the iphone is an overpriced piece of crap.

  • bullshit man its a very good smartphone (compared to all those blackberry shits) and its only $199. you guys just hate it because you think its fun.

  • It is not 199 is is still 499 you have to wait till July for the 199 dollar one.

  • ooooooooooo all the way to july... how many months away is that again? less than one?

    thats really a blower, isn't it?

  • comcast is much faster, but comcast customer service sucks!

  • 15 mb's = 15000 kb's.... moron

  • Why make peoples jobs harder than they are...Fucking christ.

  • haha

  • lol

  • You are an IDIOT!

  • I hope those guys pissed on your toothbrush to pay you back

  • lol

    you're a dick to them!

    but it was funny as hell to me =]

    nice vid

  • you're an ass

  • calm down OJ.

    don't kill anyone

  • You're truly an idiot.

  • THANK GOD FOR SICKLE CELL!! MONKEY!!

  • if i was those guys id punch u in the fucking mouth

  • I fucking hate verizon! They service is horrible!

  • i think they have the best servbice

  • Example?

  • Hmm, if your point was to act like a jerk you were a big success....

  • good luck kid

  • LOL, with talk like that ur destine for a life behind the friers!

    If your parents lets a 12yr talk like that then all I can say is good luck in the future. You'll need it.

  • LMFAO, where's your momma at? You need a time out for the language.

    LOL a 12yr old telling me to STFU.

    I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!

  • I wish I could get Verizon. Nalts, you're the only person besides me who's taken footage of his Internet service installation. When I got my wireless Internet installed I took pictures of them up on the roof mounting the dish, lmao.

  • If I was that tech, I would have told that piece of shit to get the camera out of my face or I'm rescheduling the job. He shouldn't have to deal with asswipes like this guy. He's obviuosly a retard if he can't tell the difference between 58 kb and 15 mb.

  • Where's your momma at? I know she doesn't allow you to talk like that. Your previous comment "wtf u mean my work we dont have verizon" indicated you had a job.

    Hit me up when you get a job, until then you have no room to talk about anyones job.

    BTW, all that cursing doesn't make you look smarter.

  • Ur as dumb as a box of rocks.

    What if I came to your work (McDonalds, Burger King, etc) and start haggling with you. You're expecting to take my order, but then I start asking you stupid crap, and put a camera in your face. I think you would be pretty upset.

    Respect.

  • I get the joke ;). I give you 5 stars.

  • LMAO 58Kbps. BPS = Bites per sec.

    58Kbps = 0.056640625 Megabites

    15Mbps = 15360 Kilobites

    Thats like 264.82 times more speed.

    NY, NJ, and CT now have 20/20Mbps special.

  • I don't work for Verizon numbnuts. But what I came to your work and start f'n with you. I don't think you'd be getting much work done.

    It's called respect buddy.

  • You f around with me when I'm try to WORK on your house, you'd see tail lights and no service.

  • I would of bashed you in the face with some condiwit you dirty fucker

  • 58k = 58,000 bytes

    15Meg = 15,000,000 bytes

    To sum up, you're an idiot.

  • Sure, Verizon sucks. But nothing about this video is funny.

  • It's "retard", not "retart" you retard!

  • Most people aren't good at humor, you are no exception. Your video is really lame.

  • CWA 13000 Kick Butt... You PUNK! P.S. BUY a new computer..

  • hahahahah

  • VERIZON FIOS FASTEST AROUND GOT IT

  • "can I use it now?" lulz

  • verizon is the best around, the rest are laggards. i have fios 20/20 and i pay just as much as dsl, bite my dust losers!

  • awesome. verizon's weak.

  • cut the line to this guys house he is a dumb shit

  • AT&T's internet service is way better.

  • I have evidence to prove otherwise...

  • What's your evidence then?

  • i wana do it to

  • my verizon internet is being very slow right now, pisses me off. I'm about to cancel my service

  • This person is not very bright

  • thats funny, can i use it now? Can I use it now? Can I use it Now?

  • Ahh classic Nalts

  • Can i use it now?

    oh wait, i don't give a fuck.

    i really don't.

  • i wouldve fucked uo his internet so he couldnt post this shit.

  • This is the kind of person I'd love to kick the shit out of.  I'd have packed up and left and let him video that.

  • This could just be my common sense, but constantly heckling a person installing ANYTHING not just internet in my house, is probalyl going to result in a bad way. I mean if I was doing the install and I was those installers, I'd make sure to make you happy and keep you at your 58K since you thought it was faster:)

  • really gay.. im disapointed.. fagget

  • Sorry about the last comment, I just realized this is a joke video right? Lol, I figured with the giant tube thing, lol. Too bad YouTube doesn't have a delete comment option...

  • Dude, not to say you don't know what you're talking about, but your current 58K connection is slow compared to 15MB. 15MB is over 260 times faster, do the math! If you think Verizon is ripping you off, then don't get high-speed interent, use NetZero or go wireless and hack into your neighbors, library, college, etc :-)

  • VERIZON HAS RIPPED ME OFF, HOW ABOUT YOU? SEE MY POST AT TOOFAMOUSPRODUCTIONS, I HAVE THE BILL TO PROVE THIS, HOW ABOUT WE GET TOGETHER AND SEEK A CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT?SINCERELY, StevE Pecoraro, a VERIZON VICTIM!

  • Hey moron, you can't do math!!!  15M is GREATER than 58K.

  • Oh my god u r a retard

  • haaa, and haaa!

  • Can I use it yet?

    Can I use it yet?

    Ahaha, you are so funny.

    That guy didn't know who he was dealing with.

  • Yes he does a HUGE band of THEIVES! VERIZON!, NOT for WISEMEN!

  • I was saying Verizon doesn't know that they're dealing with Nalts.

  • Also, I think you must REALLY have some SMALL pipe size issues! SOMETIMES a cigar is a cigar. Do you feel like you need to compensate for YOUR other SMALL parts? Maybe if you did not live in the sticks, they would not have to dig a trench from bum fuck egypt to your KINGDOM OF BOREDOM!

  • You must be REALLY bored to harass someone on their job like that! If you have a problem with the COMPANY then take it out on the COMPANY. I am sure I could come to your work place with a video camera and make you look 10 TIMES more an idiot than you did to these poor guys WORKING IN THE SNOW! Get a life and get LAID! You OBVIOUSLY NEED BOTH!

  • The CWA Union rectified that problem YEEEEEARS ago claiming it put the real techs in danger... where have you been? Put down the pipe my friend... It seems to make you paranoid.

  • 58k...to 15 megs? Are you a retard or something? Considering that it takes 1 mil of k's to make a single meg, should give you your answer. You really are an asshole, he should have beat your ass.

  • wow he was lucky im a verizon tech and would have shoved the large pipe up his ass. this guy was very patient.

  • My God, what a brainless f--k. This is one of those pricks that thinks he's clever, but doesn't really know anything.

  • this guy is a moron fios is faster than anything ,i mean anything its laser light not elec dc power over copper wire the bandwidth is not shared like cable and this guy needs to get bent