Jacob gets The Priiiiiize

[TaePoDongIII]

Kanye West?

[lattask8er]

Wings are all right, but the thighssssssssss!

[MrChaosLPs]

heavy risk...lo-lo-look at this xdD

[qu3ter]

Dat FemSHEP

[FuRiOosMoNKy]

''Just call me Kany West, bitch!''

[OmglolNarutorules]

lol the picture makes him look like kanye west

[Domecoming]

Browsing through BW forums, I stumbled upon a Jacob's "Priiiize" reference on several occasions in people's posts and sigs. I played the game before, but in any conversation I had with him I don't remember him saying anything about any "Priiize". I had my suspicions of what this is about, so i typed: "ME2 Jacob Priiize" in YouTube, and boy...

I fell off my goddamn chair laughing! My head and stomach are literally hurting me right now of how hard i lol'd!

Thanks for the lulz, sir!

[celticmoon88]

@Domecoming please tell me u saw the romance scene?final cut scene was sooooo funny! thats were all this crazy stuff came from

[lattask8er]

I wish there was a cheat where you could auto tune Jacob's voice.

[XtremeOCer]

LOLOLOL well done :D

[Matrelith]

Going to McDonalds... Heavy risk

But the friieesss

[TheBigCberry]

"How bout we turn it around,,."

"Sure, I love that kinda thing"

"You admit that? That's a first"

[SuprSlowMo]

Kanye West?

[ARavingLooony]

Shep sounds like a slut when shes talking to Jacob lol

[mulattoman]

Does 10,000 situps a day....................

for the priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiize

[gethsoftware]

probing uranus ohhhh yeaaah :D

[cnsmith1234]

Wanna watch FOX News but the LIIIIIIES!!!!

[xpomosoma]

omg it's kanye west xD

[looker999997]

I dunno, I get the feeling he's looking at Miranda rather than Femshep

[Gamezpussy]

I used to sneak into the captain's quarters, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Teppest33]

This joke is now on the same level with Skyrim. I took an arrow to the thiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!

[Incensement]

@Teppest33 Nah this joke is way cooler.

[TheGodzillaSithLord]

he looks just like kanye west XD

[TheElviz86]

@TheGodzillaSithLord thatsthejoke.jpg

[robonightmare]

I was going to play a sniper, but the spiiiies...

[Bloodyidit]

I love cake, heavy risk, but the LIIIIIIIIES

[jackofblades94]

Worth the weight

[quidproquo2004]

lol, Jacob is awesome!

[Rafaelsombrero]

jacob is a god!

[andynator149]

Space kanye

[httm241]

@andynator149 how dare u compare jacob to kanye

[Artisteswagger]

this is hilarious

[Aizec300]

Stealing people's top comments...

Heavy risk...

But the priiiizeee(thummmbsss)

[KennyFilmsOfficial]

Eating McDonalds everyday. Heavy risk, but the friiiies

Stealing apples, Heavy risk, but the piiiiies

Chinese food. Heavy risk, but the riiiiice

I could go all day i have to!

[Tsaxnrd]

He looks like Kanye West...



[TheM47R1X]

From start to finish of ME2, FemShep is SERIOUSLY trying to get a taste of Jacob "Mandingo" Taylor.

[cashewstep]

I just realized that Shepard's dialogue is much more flirtatious with Jacob. Even though it's the most straightforward romance of the three, I'm surprised it had this much colorful dialogue to make into a song.

[Asiis]

The final image jesus christ

[ZoxMoNsTeR]

Airport security:

Heavy Frisk, but the skiiiiiiies....

[SternMann93]

Look at the top two comments. Back to mine. Back to the top two. Now back to mine. Sadly, they aren't mine. But if you stopped handing out thumbs up so freely, they could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? Watching in awe as this comment gains thumbs up. look down, now back up. I have it, the ability to gain thumbs up by posting something so simple-minded. Look again, people copying and pasting my comment to other videos.

Anything is possible on YouTube. I'm on a PC

[Athena908]

Hello Shepard. Look at your LI. Now back to me. Back to your LI. Now back to me. Sadly he isn't me. But if he stopped using Asari made body wash he could smell like he's me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're in your cabin with the LI your LI could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a crate with two tickets to that thing you wanted to see. Look again. The tickets are now Element Zero! Anything is possible when you're screwing Commander Shepard.

I'm on a Reaper.

[TheYouthHeroic]

COLDDD. I can verify THAT.

[UniversalVision]

Interrupting Taylor Swift...

Heavy risk... But I'm a douche.

[BladeOfAnon]

And now for something completely different.

TOUCHING URANUS

[CptBomBom00]

Imagine the PriZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZe in Me3.

[WatchdogDisciple]

Jacob: Ash, imma let you finish, but Miranda has teh best ass of all time.....OF ALL TIME.

Ashley: D:

Miranda: *facepalm*

[DarthAnspor]

HEAVY RISK

[andynator149]

Space kanye!!!

[RukiReloaded]

Telling Miranda that she actually looks fat in that new dress...heavy risk...but those thiiiiiiighs

[mariusnic92]

Dat Prize

[phwoart]

I was gonna save the council, but I got priiiiiiiiize.

I was gonna save Ashley instead of Alenko, but I got priiiiiiiize.

I shot Wrex in the face - and I know whyyyy.

Why man?

Because I got priiize, because I got priiiize, because I got priiiiiiize.

I was gonna spare the Rachni, but I got priiiiiiize.

Was gonna get the ship Solaris armour, but I got priiiiiize.

My crew were turned to smoothies, and I know whyyyy...

(Refrain)

[phwoart]

I was gonna be Tali's lawyer, but I got priiiiiiiiiize.

Was gonna help Thane save his son, but I got priiiiiiiiize.

Mordin Solus' student's dead now, and I know whyyyy...

(Refrain)

Have to unite the entire galaxy... ... but the priiiiiiiize...

Heavy risk of death by Reapers... ... but the priiiiiiize...

We're all getting turned into husks, and I know whyyyy...

(Refrain) Why man?

[xIegionx]

DAT PRIIIIIIIIIIIIZEEEE

[Bazzralic]

Yo yo Shepard ,Imma let you finish...but the lies...

[Bloodyidit]

heavy risk

but DAT ASS!

[themanclaw2]

"Any special 3 words you wanna say to me?" LOL

[X7XyourselfX7X]

keep touching it and youll get a priiiiiizzzzeeee.......

[Mucis]

KANYE!!?!!!!!/??



[Slingzen]

lol

[Jokenx3]

THE PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIZE

[jacqueXXtweetyboo]

is it me or does jacob look just like kanye west.

[Merc261]

Dat femshep's ass.

[CommanderMattShepard]

what does femshep mean "u dont wanna say a 3 word phrase" what 3 word phrase? 0_o

[Meaghan2Happy]

@CommanderMattShepard

'I Love You' That's what she's getting at Jacob to say.

[CommanderMattShepard]

@Meaghan2Happy oh................i was thinking something else LOL

[scinex]

21 people couldn't handle the risk.

[mysteriousssstranger]

getting a extra large triple whopper with cheese....heavy risk.....but the siiiiiizeeeee

[Vitalinstinct73]

looking at a hot girl....heavy risk.....but the riiiiiisseeee

[Meaghan2Happy]

Lol I Want This Song As A Download XD

[dragonforks93]

Voting for Obama? Seemed like a good idea... but the LIIIIEEEES

[rpsmith014]

@dragonforks93 Voting for a republican? Heavy risk.......

[LowLeveledPower]

eating at McDonalds: Heavy Risk....but the FRIIIIIESSS

[LCWynter]

Going gay: heavy risk, but the GUYSSSSS

[Kijekatana]

I clicked this without expecting how awesome this would be. XD Holy crap dude.

[2yoyos1]

Turn it around!?femshep like it doggystyle

[seva809]

Dat Prize

[djluminus]

omfg im dying. this is too much

[sternmonk]

it's kanye frikkin west

[SINBADASS1147]

Kissing a Batarian, Heavy risk...

but the Eeeyes...

Thumbs up if you think Jacob looks a bit like Tinie tempah in this video.

[skipe94]

this is my ringtone!!!!

[captinsatan11]

DAT ASS XDD

[IcePickSnowmanzzzz]

THATS THE EFFECTS OF OLD SPICE

[jlafloe619]

If they made mass effect into movies, Kanye could play jacob, no joke

[vendo233]

I was gonna work for Cerberus, but the LIES...

[SwamiEpstein]

"Got a special little something to say to me? A THREE WORD PHRASE?"

But the prize...

I fucking laughed my ass off. That works a bit too well.

[FALUKYOURMOM]

my nigga look like a G *start bumping snoop Dog music*

[BluTrollPro]

Oooga Boooga, Where all da white Asari at?

[Wrex0]

Chek my  Mass Effect Video :)

/watch?v=NHui0FxOB-o THX

[DoctorFreeman97]

I'm Commander Shepard, and ladies, look at your man, now back to me, and back to your man, and back to me. Sadly, your man was eaten by vorcha. But if you man was an infiltrator, he could cloak and snipe each one. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on Virmire fighting the geth. What's in you hand? Look down, back up, it's an M-920 Cain. Look down, back up, the geth are now diamonds! Anything's possible when you're a Spectre. I'm on an elcor!

[SonicMegaKing]

My god, this was pimptastic!

[MrGhostly12321]

Shit, jacob's a fuxin pimp.

shepeard too.

[dedeterraful]

lolllllllllllllll

[huaun]

Jacob: We're moving to another ship.

It's name is.....ENTERPRIIIZE

[Athanase48067]

buildin a sentry. heavy risk, but the SPIEEEESSSS

[zwonked]

Mass Effect 2 videos have the best comments.

[machielste1]

lol

[STSTSTSTST6]

Working for the government? Heavy risk. But the liiieees....

[biocuts]

Wandering in China? Heavy risk. But the riceeeee

[skytop082]

Jacob Taylor: Failing at keeping it real in 2185.

[MelodyShepard]

Shepard: You're getting a little overweight Jacob...maybe you should go on a diet?

Jacob: but the pieeeeees...<3

[bananacheesemonkey]

Sorry Jacob but the only one getting the prize around here is Garrus :D

[ShadowSoldior]

"Eating my man-meat? Heavy risk, for the siiiiiize."

[Blacksun388]

Look at this... saving up money for Mass Effect 2 DLC. A good investment... but the priiiiiiiiice.

[TolHydra]

very niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

[Jokenx3]

o...m...g

[svett89]

Shepard: "No special little something to say to me? No three-word phrase?"

Jacob: "But the PRIIIIZE!"

[lpluver4life]

hey look it's Kanye!

[merksperk2]

Is it just me, or does Jacob looks like Jay-Z in this picture?

[YAHSPETSNAZ]

@merksperk2 cuz he is black

[anticliche321]

anyone notice the upper half of Jacob's body is abnormally larger then the upper half? his legs and butt are like twigs.

[ginganinja714]

Jacob in the Wicker Man? Heavy risk, but the BEEEEEEEES!

[hahaureadmyname]

this should be a songs

It's name shall be

The Priize!

[WTFJustnoRELOADED]

He look like Kayne West.

[Athena908]

DAT PRIIIIIZEEE....

[MarioWillPwnU]

"Having A Baby? Heavy Risk. cause they cryyyyyyyyyyyyy..."

[FourKelvin]

There are so many LoL videos with mass effect content...

i love the ME community

[5JACKHOFF5]

i like the part when i saw jacob

[DaytonaRoadster]

DAT ASS

[camera31]

Probing Uranus:D:D

[anticliche321]

End every phrase they say with "in bed" and you got it covered.

[VitostalkerDeluxxxe]

Touching Miranda's ass

heavy risk...but the SIIIIIIZE !

[LivesForJihad]

He looks like Kanye West

[OperationAnime262]

Jacob's like the last remaining gangster in the 22nd century trying to revive the extinct race of gangesters.

[Gaaraguy13]

"I... I just wish I knew my father better."

*Jacob CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIES*

[SlipSloop]

SO .. MUCH.. SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

[dimplex]

:E

[LightningEidolen]

LMAO niiiiiice

[TouchedMadness]

Tine Timpah!

[DWalker1101]

I'm going to ask Chun Li to have sex with me. Heavy risk. But the thiiiiighs

[BlueBoyX4]

Dat ass.

[EternalSpacetree]

It looks like Jacob's livin in dat 22nd Century, doin somethin mean to it

Doin betta than anybody ya eva seen do it

Screams from Reapers gotta nice ring to it

I guess every Space Marine need his theme music

No one man should have all dat PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZE

[rigaudio]

@EternalSpacetree Very nice.

[Lucios1995]

@rigaudio Very NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE

[12345678900emiry]

@EternalSpacetree HAHAHAH GOOD SPIN OFF OF POWER :)

[vargatamas10]

Touching Miranda's ass...heavy risk...But the SIZE!

[minic78]

did jacob gauge his nostrils or something?

[SternMann93]

-No three-word-phrase?

-But The Priize.

[darthgueedo]

MUST LOVE EXPEL 10. LOL

[BatterySphere]

Dat Ass Jacob

[TheVintovka]

I want to work at a bakery.

Stupid job.

But the piiiiiiiiiies.

[KlTTYFAT]

I clicked on this just because of the thumbnail....

[Sangheilitat117]

"Smacking Miranda's ass... heavy risk. But the siizzzeeee..."

[GreenEyedSerb]

Somehow,somewhere,this will end up in a porn movie,I promise you.

[Chayraz2]

@GreenEyedSerb rule 34 my friend...

[GreenEyedSerb]

@Chayraz2 Exactly,good Sir.

[EnderGhost119]

@GreenEyedSerb I think I just made your promise come true... that sounded a bit wrong...

[GreenEyedSerb]

@EnderGhost119 I'd like to say that I am surprised..but I am not.

[EnderGhost119]

@GreenEyedSerb Well, it was a heavy risk... but the priiize.

[CloneBros2874]

@GreenEyedSerb Ass Effect? Or is that overused to much?

[xcrazykiwi22x]

Look at this, Heavy risk, but the priize

[dugbug778]

@Warhammer40k1561 Dude i would high five you if i were there btw you like 40K?

[porkimond]

best mix ever

[thebeetalls]

DAT PRIIIIIIZE

[infections]

KANYE WEST DIRECTED THIS PERSONALLY

[dugbug778]

Touching Miranda's ass Heavy Risk But the Siiiiizeeees

[75Hadouken]

He wants KFC and ass.

[Ascerus]

Jacob: I love you Shepard, But the Liiiiiiiiiiiiies....

[DemonBlade008]

Jacob West: I'm really happy for you and Imma' let you finish, BUT THE PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZE

[SternMann93]

Shepards voice is hot 8)

[Hal0Prodigy]

get into what's bugging me? I'm indian and I didn't get a discount for a slurpee at 7-11. Heavy risk, ain't no prize (should've gone with the Happy Meal from Mac...)

[ReconUnitZero]

Dat Priiiize.

[Nggakjelas92]

(seductively) We've got a gooood thing Shepaard....let's not push iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt.........

[Nom3xx]

too "heavy risk" for 8 people

[JayNoc]

Is that you, KANYE?

[InsightVidya]

akira tikeshi is fuckin dope