IS SEMEN FATTENING?

[1996Coaster]

disturbing...

[evo2029]

Gluton

[PortillaJ22]

...Wh...What the fuck...?

In the words of the late Billy Mays: Are you shittin' me?

Did someone REALLY fucking ask this?

What the fuck, man? Holy shit, is this what America's coming to?

I need to go lay down...Holy shit, man...

[BrianMChampion]

She shouldn't measure in teaspoons, but in cubic centimeters. That's how the '70's band "10cc" got its name.

[Stumperx]

You make a good point.

[batistaker123]

Lol every pornstar would be fat then

[CORNP00]

OMFG...your worried about the calories in semen?!?! Some chicks are just fucked.

[lapidoutnumber]

man aren't you too old for that shit go and play with your grand kids

or sing up to GILF society

if you agree give us a thumbs up guys Yo

[KeMoHD]

your one fucked up old lady

[tomanyasses]

this is funny also it's semen is good skin lotion

[Chronosagaaddict]

holy shit... i don't belive that. i'm gonna need somebody to clock me with a spedomitor, lol only 1 teasespoon? shit.. i'm gonna measure that too..

[andyrooney11]

A teaspoon is a measurement of volume...NOT weight. These are private questions and the answer to all of them can be found PRIVATELY online.

[ThatWolfieluver]

Why you waste paper like dat yo?

[Haggardsteverudolph]

I'd rather eat 3 jolly ranchers

[kirkmfintaylor]

Teaspoon is not weight. Sperm is not equal to a teaspoon the semen is and sperm is only 60% of semen. The rest is secreted from accessory glands. How does it contain as much protein as an egg white if it only has 5 callories and one protein is = to 4 calories which means it has roughly .75 of a gram of protein. Not quite a whole. Just saying egg whites have almost 10 times that.

[iRewel]

"1 teaspoon" is a measure of volume--not weight.

I'd still fuck her, though.

[Weepingsteel]

Damn! Jolly rancers have viatmins?

[lover4cb]

i can't here her

[emgeemann]

HAHAH at the end she mouths "bon apetit!"

[FlowingGeisha]

LOL is she gonna do some math? How did she do those calculations?

[BoussaFeBazr]

in other words: 0.0000000002133 calories per a single tadpole

[tannerfilmsalot]

This lady is the shit! Keep it up! Haha!

[bjsniffitproductions]

mmm

[caoskin123]

what the heck? only 5 calories?! i drink a lot of milk and it has thousands of calories!

[BrainiacN5]

Funny, interesting to watch, but what a waste of paper

[ncfwhitetigress]

I was thinking the same.

[assasinwife]

lol...omg wat a topic... but good to know ...=( or Not

[metubeusername34]

at first I thought she might be a dyke trying to deny women of their right to swallow the nectar of life

but then I see she's helping brothas out, thanks lady, we love ya

[Elodea]

A teaspoon is only a measure of VOLUME not weight or mass. (And in response to the previous writer, a teaspoon is only an average. It generally one teaspoon to one tablespoon, about 3.5 Ml.) Volume varies with age, health, and frequncy of ejaculation.

[xSexyBarbieGirlx]

"weaighs one teaspoon" lol some guys shoot a lot more than one teaspoon in my experience

[edthewave]

you'd know wouldn't you...

[RichardStevensXIV]

To be honest, your reply really turned me on.

[Cloudgatekeeper]

lol...you sleeping with jay-z or 50 cent?

[SilentJ43]

This video is the stupidest premise I've ever heard of. Anyone who likes this video and atually cares if semen is fattening is a stupid anoreksic twig and shouldn't ever be granted the pleasure of recieving semen from anyone.

[pinkbubblesnake]

*claps*

[ChaoticB08]

i was curious lol some people drink semen for a living lol

[edthewave]

I agree

[skatfree]

yay!!!!!!!!!!

[celowbrown1999]

damn jean kinda sexy wonder if she slobs a cob every now and then?

[psynema]

Average cum shot is 35 calories...I don't know where I read that

[nineteen99]

Well I'm a gay male so needless to say I get my fill of semen, nice to know its not unhealthy to consume cuz I always swallow!

[TheProdigyTony48219]

no of us needed to know that information you fucking faggat ass queer. Nasty fucking bitch. you need to keep that shit to your self cause we normal people don't want to here that bull shit. Keep sucking the shit off your gay lovers cock you nasty muthafucking. hurry up and get aids and die homo.

[ProscoviaJYVRYJETCTJ]

the only not normal person is one who bases their shallow opinion of normality on someone's sexual and romantic preferences.

[iluvamylee08]

And I'm pretty sure no one wanted to here that. >.> Cyber-bashing!!! How tough! You deserve an award or some shit.

[TaCoHoMo6]

well then why the fuck are you at this video dumb ass!!

If you knew this shit was gross then why the fuck did you type in Is Semen Fattening?

....dumbass

[jessicatron]

ugh. stfu.

[meatgrindershow]

Semen pollutes the earth. It makes me cry.

[Alura11]

wow, how neurotic....

"oh honey, not today, I'm already over 2,000 calories"

[SerenityHalo]

Pause. Am I the only female that thinks oral sex is absolutely disgusting?

[Kazikox]

Yep.

[AmberLovesCum]

im glad its not fattening or i would be a fat fuck lol ;)

[roxannbrecheisen]

ok i knew that cus it was in a book of things people would only ask a doctor after the third glass.

[bbproductionsLA]

lmao bon appetite ........nice.

so is it the same for a female's ...

[zerosonico]

i though i was the only one who got that "on apetite" at the end :P

[bbproductionsLA]

wtf smh

[loladu36]

Wow.I still don't know why I watched it.

The title si just stunning.

[puppyjoe69]

Stupid juvenile question. The energy you spend sucking on a man's schlong is way way more than the amount of calories you ingest by eating his baby batter. You probably lose those calories just by swallowing.

BTW, "weighs 1 teaspoon"...lol. That's not a weight measure.

[km2435]

i'm surprised anyone would be thinking about their weight when they're already goin at it.

[geraldlee81]

teaspoons are a measure of volume, not weight.

[Boghman22]

people are stupid...

[nolab143691]

what is scary that thay ask it so much i mean to intamicy if you are thinking of your size and if you are going to gain it in that manner (baby is a diffent story) btw if you eat alot of seeds it will tast better

[AskEJean]

Nolab, My Nymph,

As always, an

enlightening

comment.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[nolab143691]

jest trying to help lol

[nolab143691]

3 times a month? wow kinda scary

[AskEJean]

Nolab143691, My Nymph,

Fair enough.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[ColonelSamTroutman]

now sigmund the semen monster and johnny and scott are friends, finest friends that ever could be on the land or on the sea.

[AskEJean]

Colonel, My Creature,

You have me

tickled to

bits!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[kbrinks]

Jean,

If you ever need a test sample, please don't hesitate to ask.

Hot regards at 27mph

kbrinks

[AskEJean]

KBrinks, My Dahhhling,

You are a beast!

Haha.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[highheadjester]

HHMMM is Semen fattenin? All depends on where its put..... LOLOL ~HHJ~

[AskEJean]

Highheadjester, My Hunk,

Alright, a bit

too much, my

Luv!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[JPerkinsProductions]

Where was this information when I was in school? Thanks again.

[AskEJean]

JPerkins, My Precious,

I am just tickled

to hear it!

Thank you, darling.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[AskEJean]

Fmdsv, My Fawn,

Fair enough.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[PrincessT87]

This woman is fabulous! Ah, hahaha!

[AskEJean]

PrincessY87, My Presh!

Why, thank you!

What a faboo

thing to say...

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[dilanoshi]

hi jean you probabaly remember me

will you go out with me you sexy hunk of a fox.

[AskEJean]

Ah, Dilanoshi, My Dahhhling,

It's been ages.

How are you?

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[dilanoshi]

i am very fine and how are you young

lady?

[AskEJean]

Dilanoshi, Dollface,

I am doing quite

well, sweetness.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[dilanoshi]

have you any sex tips

[AskEJean]

Dilanoshi, My Dear,

Absolutely! Check

out "Hot Vixen Sex."

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[dilanoshi]

may i practice this with you ejean

[AskEJean]

Dilanoshi, My Doll,

A bit too forward

for me, pet!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[dilanoshi]

but im ready,

tiger

[AskEJean]

Dilanoshi, Darling,

Fabulous!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[dilanoshi]

so when can we get started

[AskEJean]

Dilanoshi, Doll,

Simmer down,

sweetie!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[dilanoshi]

i cant conrol me

[AskEJean]

Richard, My Rogue,

Why, thank you for

that enlightening

bit of commentary!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[wolfied42]

Great legs.

[AskEJean]

Wolfied42, My Wiz,

Ah! You have finally

returned. I am

breathing a sigh of

relief, Luv.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[Gr8tCompany]

Dear Aunty,

Hope i got this right. it's too loud here....

a "Jolly Rancher"exploding is 3x more vit. Than a "Sea Man's". His "Cherry" is a "Life Saver". Got it. Thanks.

P.S. You look GREAT .

[AskEJean]

Gr8t, My Gorgeous One,

Thanks, doll!

You're fab.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[HelpaBumOut]

Wow THOSE FU*KING legs of yours

I really am good for you.

Im sure your just as nice.

[AskEJean]

HelpaBumOut, My Handsome Cad,

You have me tickled

pink with glee!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[superflyGR]

Hahaha, hillarious

[AskEJean]

SuperFlyGR, My Fox,

You are a fountain

of wit and delight.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[superflyGR]

My dear and wonderful Jean, this video should be broad casted all over the world, on huge screens, appropriately subtitled for each particular country ;)

[AskEJean]

SuperFly, My Fox,

You are an absolute

hoot! I lurve the

idea, doll.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[sabrinalynnRN]

Wrong Video -

Should have gone to F*ck Index

Sorry

ss

[AskEJean]

Ah, Sabrina, Sweet,

You are forgiven!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[sabrinalynnRN]

Dear Miss Jeanie,

Your bow-wows are cutie pies.

Is the one a labradoodle?

Nursie Sabrina

[AskEJean]

Aliusrex, My Love,

Glad to know you

think so too!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[firo0004]

and think! if she's having more than oral sex, she'll burn those five little calories faster than she can say whoop-dee-doo...

thank you for your vivacious words.

xoxo

m

[AskEJean]

Firo0004, My Fox,

Your wit is charming

and delightful. I am

lurving this comment!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[ArtChickTV]

lol. what a question. how tall is she. 118 lbs sounds small. hmmmmm... too much!

[AskEJean]

ArtChickTV, My Delectable One,

You make an excellent

point... as usual!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[sabrinalynnRN]

Miss Jeanie,

I declare!

You are usually so proper! And prudish!

What, pray tell, would your granny think?

A respectable woman

[AskEJean]

Sabrina, My Sweetness,

Once again you have

me grinning ear to

diamond-studded ear.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[aangel3234]

DearEJean, I'm extremely curious if that 5 calories contains any transfats! And... if she's wearing lipgloss does that increase her fat intake. OMG, what if she's doing it 20 times a day? I just think, we can't take those 5 calories too lightly, do you?

Thanks, Losing Angel

[AskEJean]

Aangel3234, My Cutie,

Alright, alright, you

jest. I like it.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[ClosetCaseLez]

Well that's 5 calories I can save, but what about us ladies? How many calories do our.....fluids have?

[artismylife25]

well.....considering we don't "spit out a teaspoon" (ew) i would say less LOL!

[ClosetCaseLez]

See we can always save a calorie or 2, lol!

[AskEJean]

Artismylife, My Minx,

Absolutely shimmering

point, my darling!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[AskEJean]

ClosetCaseLez, My Lucky Charm,

What a fabulous point

you make... we should

look into that.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[drmaier]

27 MILES PER HOUR!!!

Holy crap, Batman! Dr. Kim didn't even know that!

[AskEJean]

Drmaier, My Dear,

You have me chuckling

once again, you saucy

thing.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[baluvideo]

as always, but even more so SOOO CLEVER and FUNNY :)

[AskEJean]

Baluvideo, My Darling,

Soooo infinitely

pleased to hear it!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[toolgirl150]

Oh this is rich! And Sad! At 118 pounds, this chick needs to be giving more head!!! and maybe add some whip cream! LOL

[AskEJean]

Toolgirl15, My Toots,

I like your spirit!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[Asylumelissa]

I hate taking pills, but I prefer it to getting man-juice in my mouth. GAG!

[AskEJean]

Asylumelissa, My Munchkin,

Well, when you put

it that way...

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[no1funkydiva]

That's hilarious! I love your answer!

I'm sorry though, if she's 118 lbs. and worried about the calories in semen, then she's got issues. I'm thinking eating disorder. Either that, or girlfriend chugs down WAY too much semen. I'm all for oral, but DAMN!

[AskEJean]

No1funkydiva, My Butterfly,

Fair enough... but don't

jump to such a lofty

conclusion that quickly.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[no1funkydiva]

Sorry E.

I guess I'm just far from the world of counting calories. I'm so tall that if I get down to 135 lbs. I already look like a walking coat hanger. I can't imagine being 118 lbs. Unless I was only 5 ft. tall. And worrying about calories in SEMEN at that featherweight? Come on.

[AskEJean]

No1dunky, My Fawn,

You are fabulous!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[shmica]

haha so I got quite the laugh out of this, and I even gained knowledge knowing I can actually go 27mph and be oh so good for the body hahaha

[AskEJean]

Schmica, My Sweets,

Learn something new

every day!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[shmica]

I learn something new every day, hence the reasoning for school :)

You are pretty much full of wisdom, you are very pretty and well I hope you have a good week!

[AskEJean]

Shmica, My Sunshine,

I am beyond tickled

to hear this!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[NazriB]

If semen is fattening, who the hell came up with the idea of blowjobs? After hearing this, probably a guy. Geez if a guy shoots his semen that fast, he probably get a ticket for speeding. Ha ha. 3 times more vitamins?? This is a good subsitute for pills. Definitely not recommended for guys. Ha ha.

[AskEJean]

NazriB, My Nymph,

Hehehe. I'm in

a fit of giggles.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[mysterywalker]

this is sexy for some strange reason

[AskEJean]

MysteryWalker, My Cupcake,

How beyond wonderful

to hear, esp coming

from someone so chic

as you!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[MGABBYB]

Wow, 27 mph?

[AskEJean]

Mgabbyb, My Sweetcheeks,

So true! Thanks

for stopping in.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[debbiez112]

So good to see you again! You look great. As always you are full of such clever answers. I hope you have a good week. :)

[AskEJean]

Debbie, My Darling,

And same to you!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[bensolo]

XD Best one of your videos ever. I adore you <3

[AskEJean]

Bensolo, My Babe!

It's more than fab

to hear this, Luv.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[simplydaft]

Wow! I had no idea I was so fast, nutritious and such lean cuisine. So THAT's what all those svelte people are eating... I just knew it! Chock full o' facts, this will spark delightful dinnertime conversation. Thanks, EJean, for the sperm of the moment chuckle.

[AskEJean]

Simply,

Glad to enlighten!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[sensiblechic303]

Informative and entertaining. Now, when I reach for a lifesaver or jolly rancher I will certainly consider my 'other' alternative. LOL! ;)

[AskEJean]

Thanks darling!

Ravishing Regards,

Eeeeee

[reivilo]

seriously... i love your advise, but WE CANNOT HEAR YOU!!!!! (sorry to yell but I've mentioned this before. Can hear into music, but you are always muffled.

[AskEJean]

Turn up your speaker, my kumquat!

Ravishing Regards,

EEEEEeee

[reivilo]

Good advise, but if your sound crew could adjust the sound i could hear you... or move teh mic closer to your mouth. it sounds like you are talking thru a pillow. The intro music is fine, so speakers are not the issue.

I LOVE YOUR SHOW! post it in my blog all the time!

[AskEJean]

Haaaa! SOUND CREW!!

I am shooting these in my living room with my dogs, Relvilo!!

[reivilo]

And we worship you for it! You're the best.

[AskEJean]

What is your blog? I want to read it!!!

[jiatv]

LOL! E Jean..you freakin' rock!

[AskEJean]

Heeeeeee!

I, in turn, worship YOU!

RAVISHING regards,

Eeeeee

[psychomelody]

Oh.... oh my.

[AskEJean]

oh!

oh!

Oh!

Ravishing Regards,

Eeeee

[CyberneticOrganism]

Dear AskEJean, is there a Recommended Daily Ammount ?

Please advise !

[Poetivity]

HAAAAAA!

You rock EJean! I can't believe you didn't blush or snicker during that whole presentation!

[AskEJean]

It is a v.v.v.v.v. serious matter, my darling!

Ravishing regards,

Eeeee

[hiIIaryclintondotcom]

Yes, I believe oral sex is less harmful than a good cigar !

[CyberneticOrganism]

LoL, Hillary, you are still the butt of all jokes !

[AskEJean]

Indeed, indeed!

And You have MY vote!!

Ravishing REgards,

Eeeee

[CyberneticOrganism]

I have no end of statistics to support this debate , many I have preached, some of which are true !lol

[CyberneticOrganism]

Yeah ,taken orally, very nutritious. Benificial when used dermatologically.

But most harmful (& fattening )when taken vaginally !

[AskEJean]

Heeeeeeee!

[daligoddess2006]

lol, there goes a great excuse ladies!

[AskEJean]

ooops.

Ravishing Regards,

Eeee

[AskCarrieLee]

Post MORE videos! Don't leave us hanging this long! Love you Jean!

Less than a cherry lifesaver, HA!

[AskEJean]

Miss Ask Carrie Lee!

Thank you, my darling!

May you never suck on the lemon of destiny!

Ravishing REgards,

EEEeee

[eladbari]

You Rock-Jean!

now my girlfriend will have no excuses! :]

muhahahah....! :]

[CyberneticOrganism]

Hey, they can think up excuses faster than you can make up reasons why !lol

[AskEJean]

Egggxaactly, CO!

Ravishing Regards,

Eeeeee

[AskEJean]

Uh-oh!!!!

Ravishing Regards,

EEEeeee

[Furnifur]

Bon Appetit!!! OHHH how I've missed you girlfriend. Glad you're back.

[AskEJean]

Furnifur, my spectacular woman!!!

And . . . Delicious to hear from my dear Furn!

Ravishing Regards,

EEEEE

[Juggaloserialeater]

haha the sex burns way more than that

[Rizimar]

Assuming her man is above average! =P

[AskEJean]

R, my darling,

All men I talk about are above average.

Ravishing Regards,

Eeeee

[AskEJean]

Ohhhh!

Lovely idea!!!!

Ravishing R's

Eeeee

[PragueVlogg]

Gulp!

It's so nice to see you again, EJean.

[AskEJean]

You just cracked me up!

(Gulp!)

Ravishing Regards,

Eeeeee