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  • ~ continued ~ He ties it into his humour about the love of sex which is prevelant throughout his later stuff, making the crude 'porno' based joke on the surface as a subversive mocking of the codescending double standard of the US, and the puritanical fear in the society that 2 women together is somehow 'more acceptable' than 2 men, which was the rampant attitude at the time, and often still is.

    The people who miss that, then and now, are part of the butt of the joke.

  • @kravan1

    Again, you're seeing what you want to see. How do you justify Bill use of the word "faggot" over and over again on other of his standup routines? You're just part of the Bill Hicks cult of personality. I like his routines and think he's mostly great but I'm not blind to the point where I endorse every little thing he says like some sheep do. People like that are the same ones who call him a "god" and an "American hero". Fuck off, you're doing exactly what Bill fought against.

  • @NickNorie15 Unfortunately I have not heard the performance in question where he says "faggot" as many times as you imply with a negative connotation. Regardless I think it's funny that you don't mind Bill offending other people (Christians, advertisers, waffle waitresses) but get all hot and bothered about homophobia. If you're one of those people who thinks that avoiding words like "nigger" and "faggot" is going to make the feelings that lead to them go away, you're just wrong.

  • @SeekerInTheSchy

    The words "nigger" and "faggot" don't make them go away, sheep. They only make it easier to identify who the racists and homophobes are in our society. Watch Bill Hick's "sane man" performance. Pretty sure he uses references to "faggots" and "dykes" which were clearly unironic. And no, I haven't overlooked the best par Hick's material, which are his socially aware pieces. That doesn't change the fact that he was narrow-minded in this issue.

  • @NickNorie15 Furthermore you are in fact putting yourself in the position of the sheep by using such black-and-white generalization to ignore a point you don't like. If you could perhaps forward me to the stand-up in question that was so offensive, my position may change, but I'm not just going to accept your view without evidence that Hicks was a homophobe, which you said and did not back up and yet established as fact. You clearly overlooked the best part of Hicks' material: his use of logic.

  • @SeekerInTheSchy

    Also, I think "sane man" is also where he refers to George Michael as a "cock smoking faggot" or even worse, a "woman". He also says Hendrix was a real man as he "had a dick" and goes on to describe him raping Debbie Gibson and cutting her with his dick as if it was a chainsaw... Hmm. Also, the fact that he sees "good" and "bad" celebrities... Also go to this video watch?v=AfvVpKQ0qac particularly at around 6:31 of the video. Is that enough evidence, mr. Sheep?

  • @SeekerInTheSchy

    OH, sorry I'm probably being a dick now but there's more "evidence". In "sane man", he tells a guy he's a pussy for not smoking as much as he does and says the guy's smoking habits are "faggoty" or something.

  • @NickNorie15 Afraid not.

    I don't agree with his use of the word 'faggot' - that was indicative of a greater acceptance and more casual attitude towards gay derision at the time.

    But you cited that particular joke - and what I spelled out has been cited by other comics in interviews about his material, as he stood out a lot AGAINST that kind of double standard and bigotry.

    But because your being vocally defensive, anyone who disagrees is a 'sheep' so you can save face. Keep digging.

  • @kravan1

    Okay, then. Suppose that particular joke was meant to criticize society's hypocrisy. What about all the rest? Just because homophobia was more accepted during his time that doesn't mean you can use that as an excuse. In fact, it completely goes against some his fan's claims that he was "ahead of his time". Was society more homophobic? Yes. Was he homophobic, reflecting a large part of his society? Yes. What do you have to say about that and the videos supporting my point?

  • @NickNorie15 I actually said I didn't agree with general use of terms like 'faggot'. I was only pointing out the mistake of holding up the 'heathers 2 mommies bit', as an example of homophobia.

    In many ways he was ahead of time, with points he made and social commentary that's becoming more relevant today. But he was only human, and indeed did use certain words at the time which I doubt he would use now were he still alive. It doesn't make it more acceptable of course ~cont~

  • @NickNorie15 ~cont~ but imo, it's too much of a jump to say he's a homophobe. That implies an active ignorance, fear, and even hatred of gays. Beyond this bit, and the use of the term 'real men' in the dance club bit, (where he makes more fun of himself then any gay people), he doesn't make any allusions to homophobia. (Apart from skits about enjoying girl on girl porn).

    The 'Officer nigger hater' skit, was the one time he used the n-word. Against racism and the bias of the RK trial

  • @NickNorie15 And I'm afraid just because you keep makign the same mistake in your other comments about the material, doesn't make it more true. It just shows a greater lack of self awareness on this piece of material. Another thing that he fought against as a long running part of his material.

  • @kravan1

    I really wanna see the distorted little piece of argument you'll regurgitate to keep feeding your illusion that Bill was not homophobic...

  • @NickNorie15 Ugh, I thought for a second you were capable of some back and forth, and trying to see another perspective - but with snide little inbetweens like this, it's obviously pointless.

    My arguements have been clear and valid. Your perspective, and desperate retroactive attempts to find eveidence to support a pre-determined opinion are obvious and regurgitated. You've been shown up in your previous comments - yet you're hanging around on this video like a bad smell...

  • @kravan1

    You truly are a sheep. Yes, that is sheep mentality: You're telling yourself lies to maintain the image of your idol intact. That's exactly one of the things Bill stood up against, mr. Sheep. I'm not saying Bill's routines were bullshit, I'm just saying he could have been a MUCH, MUCH better human being had he been open-minded in this issue. And yes, it is homophobia. He displayed his personal opinions every time he went on stage and that was obviously one of them.

  • @kravan1

    So you're saying people who actively use the word "faggot" with a bad connotation (can this word really have a "good" connotation?) are not homophobes? Then what the fuck are they? You really don't fucking see that these people or the ones who constantly use "nigger" to offend people, are indeed homophobes (or racist) and the place where they keep their ignorance is in their jokes or their insults. If you can't see that, I don't know what YOU are...

  • @NickNorie15 He's being sarcastic dude. That's all there is to it. He's not part of a scheme against gay people. Tell me this, would a homophobic man repeatedly pretend to be engaging in sex acts with Satan show after show across America? Of course not! He was saying things to get people fired up and thinking. If he challenged their beliefs, good, at least they would defend them. His philosophy was "these are jokes, not propaganda"; only a moron would mistake his work in context as homophobia.

  • @SeekerInTheSchy

    Sarcastic? Did you watch the videos I told you about? He was often insulting people by calling them gay. That's pretty straightforward... You truly are seeing what you wanna see for your convenience so you can build an image of Hicks that's just not true. Too bad for you.

  • @SeekerInTheSchy

    And when did I say he was part of a "scheme"? I said that was his opinion (an ignorant one) and that's it.

  • @kravan1

    If you want some evidence, too, sir, have a look at my other comments...

  • So many people still miss the cleverness of the joke - years later.

    Bill was NOT a homophobe. He was making an satirical joke with the 'Man/Man = Evil', 'Woman/Woman = Awesome'.

    Look at the titles, determined by the US EDUCATION BOARD!

    'Heathers 2 mommys', and 'Daddies New Roomate'.

    He was making a point that it's a double standard and evil not to call the man/man book, 'Timmy's 2 Daddies'. ~ continued ~

  • Soldiers kill.

  • I'm quite positive Hicks, like the crushing majority of comedians in the 80's and 90's was homophobic. It really doesn't fit his otherwise "anti-establishment" attitude. And no, it wasn't irony. It was just that old fucking joke: Man/Man eww, Woman/Woman oh yeaaah...

    Fuck homophobia, it's no better than racism.

  • @NickNorie15 There's no reason to think Hicks was a homophobe. His references to gays in his jokes portray him as ambivalent at best, and he clearly thought there were more important things to talk about. Suffice it to say that his philosophy promotes personal freedom, and sexuality fits in that category. I think the contradiction you're referring to was done for comedic effect and to represent his own personal position. Why should he defend them? They can defend themselves.

  • @SeekerInTheSchy

    It just looks like you're seeing what you wanna see out of this performance. I've seen other performance by him where he uses the word "faggot" heaps of times and yes, it has a bad connotation. Plus, implying that gays aren't "real man"... It just doesn't fit and honestly you're giving him way too much credit to him when you simply say the contradiction was for "comedic effect".

  • Bill Hicks, you will be missed.

  • @utopiandesign Yes... Let's cheer the death of those we disagree with. That's much less "evil," isn't it? Such high morals :)

  • @utopiandesign You obviously just don't get his comedy at all and it's a shame. i don't even want to know what your so called "legitimate humor" is. jay leno prbably.

  • @utopiandesign Satanic? Your name is utopian... How do you expect to reach the promised land without getting your hands a little dirty?

  • @vandewalle1977 you must have never attended a high school party when you were young.

  • Life just...doesn't give a shit, does it?

    Keep the memory alive, I guess, and try to learn from Mr. Hicks' good example. One of the prophets of our time.

  • hunting bears. well done.

  • Death is sad. Remember You Gram and Grandpa? Remember you Mom and your Da? Remember your Wife or your kid? Remember your friends?

    Don't joke about this.

    This person was about as brave as any soldier I have ever served with...more even, because he KNEW he was dying...and he still put on the face that people wanted/expected to see without bitching.

    Not to sell my fellow soldiers who have died beside me short...but please welcome MR. Bill Hicks to your brave and steadfast ranks. A brave man.

  • fuck carrot top

  • If Bill could see the world now.... haha. That would be some great comedy.

  • Time for america to grow the fuck up, get off the corporate titty. Stop chasing your delusions and if you have, never give up telling others blatantly why they are impulsive primates who are not showing any more proficiency then the rest of the animals on the planet.

  • If only Bill had been successful with his TV show earlier, we might have been spared Miley.

  • @ChipArgyle HA

  • the biggest joke in this video is that carrot top won the american comedy award

  • Doesn't my face exude life

    Fucking. Lost it.

  • I feel like Bill is the only person that would of understood me....and he would hate me for thinking that, I miss Bill.

  • why use a censored version of killing in the name of for this vid?

    

  • hunting bears, by radiohead, at 0:20 , my god, what a sound

  • anyone else think that it's ironic that on a show called 'uncensored comedy', there's a fair bit of censorship?

  • Pure Comic Genius

  • Bill Hicks and Radiohead in one video!?!

  • DUMBZ DREAM.

    Bill you were a genious. It's lost on so many...but you mean a great deal to a select intelligent few <3

  • domzdream thinks he lives in the rational world. HAHA..I read it in a comment down below. But he just lives in a dumbz dream!

  • @poonbucket

    Geez, you sound like a 15 year old. You really do, little man.

  • @Domzdream good one Dumbz Dream! excellent come back. wow...don't think I'll ever recover from that one. One thing is reassuring though. I don't have a face like yours and I can walk into a bar without feeling like a peice of shit. I'd hate going into work even if I were you. There is something about your face the screams OBNOXIOUS. Say...ever seen the infamous Hicks 'Heckler' video? Pretty sure he was speaking to your mother...and it was MY cock in her throat.

  • @poonbucket

    Wow. How mature.

    You really are scaping the bottom fo the barrel, arent you.

  • @Domzdream A McDonalds meal contains carcinogens. Its probably more physically harmful than having a smoke. I think most addiction is psychological..good call on that. Heroin is far more addictive and intense than tobacco smoke..all hate and youtube crap aside, this is true bro. An ex bandmate of mine once told me that he prefered H to having sex. He really screwed his life up. Anti smoking propaganda will tell you cigs are highly addictive, but Ive seen ppl have a harder time quitting weed.

  • @poonbucket

    Sure, granted. I'm just saying, I dont get it. That's all. Why people willingly to join or latch onto something which they have been warned against by their parents / friends / collegues. Even though having seen their parents die due to whatever addiction it may be. And yet they still carry on, or are willing to start.

    That's my 'argument'. It's my bewilderment, that's all.

    It comes down to memes.

  • I remember when he aired on Letterman and they completely censored him and he was gesticulating and Letterman was laughing to the point of crying. I spent a minute fiddling with my remote like WTF, and then I realized they had silenced him lol.

  • omg.. this is so not funny ....none of it ...sad to see a great one flop ...but he sucks here ...

  • R.I. P. Mr Hicks....you were one of the few lucky ones to get the F out early....

  • -it tastes good. It looks like a turd, brown and melty. But that turd tastes great.

    But smokes. Man, it looks, smells, tastes repulsive. It's like a heroine addcit walking around with a needle still dangling in his vain, going day-em I look cool.

    Fucking quit while you still have a body left.

  • @Domzdream wow...how much bullshit did this asshole post. are you people reading this? If I could dangle a need in your VEIN dumbzdream....yes it's spelled VEIN...I hope it's not VAIN of me to point out that it's spelled VEIN....there are plenty things more dangerous than cigs. Heroin drastically so...but some simple others MACDONALDS, any junkfood, the air in a large city (and wherever you come from) Learn to form an opinion or quit wasting our oxygen.

  • @poonbucket

    I have JUST written an opinion, 'tard. Durpey durpey durp!

    Value the content, not the typo. That's just being petty.

  • The one thing Bill Hicks says he regrets is starting smoking.

    I have to say, if you're a smoker....dont end up like Bill Hicks. Fucking quit now.

    Smoking is the dumbest meme (next to religion) I have ever witnessed.

    WHy would you purposely go an want actively to become an addict. I dont get it. When you tried your first puff, followed by wheezing, coughing, vomiting, I mean...seriously, wasnt that enough of a message? your body telling you you're killing me hak! hak!

    I get cholcolate. It -

  • @Domzdream that's what your first puff was like? that's too bad man. any chance you're a pro lifer? also..smoking isn't what killed hicks you dumbass. preach somewhere else.

  • @poonbucket

    Not a prolifer. I share exactly the same sentiments as Bill.

    Smoking isnt what killed him, but let's face it, it didnt exactly help him, did it.

    Even Christifer Hitchens who smoked heavily, now suffering from Cancer also, admits he'd rather have taken it easy on the smokes and the drinking.

    Er...what's with the name calling? Cant you have an adult conversation?

  • @Domzdream Gee, did I hurt your feelings? Life is different for each and every one of us individually. People smoke. Get over it. Hopefully you get cancer.

  • @poonbucket

    Wow. What a lovely, friendly person you are. Here I am, blaming the cigarette cancer stick for killing millions of people every year due to its poisonous nature, and you're hoping I get cancer? SHameful man.

    Speaking of getting cancer- who's more likely to get it, you or I? You have one in three chance of getting a disease of a kind, one of them being cancer. I'll be a bit more moral and NOT wish cancer upon you, but you're more likely to get it than I. Good luck (koff, koff).

  • @Domzdream why would I be more likely to get cancer. oh right, you are assuming that I smoke because I called you out on being a whiny, hypocritcal, child. Well every time you assume you make and 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'...but mostly you. If anyone is going to die first it's going to be you and your family do to natural selection. It seems to thin your kind out first via traffic accidents, preventable workplace incidents, or when someone like me has no tolerence for bullshit kicks your skull in

  • @poonbucket

    Tolerence? Pfff-haha. I'm showing great amounts of tolerence talking to you, asshole.

    I tolerate smokers (like you, yes YOU). Tolerence is an expressed by disliking something, but putting up with it, without acting like a dick.

    Plus, it seems to me like you're a pretty hateful person who cannot have a normal conversation with people who have different opinions. There's nothing wrong with forming opinions on something which is clearly a disease inducing drug. If heroine was as-

  • @Domzdream "Tolerence is an expressed by disliking something," Can I quote you on that genious? Holy shit...cancer come quick to this one, because he's fucking stupid.

  • @poonbucket

    At least I spell genius correctly....

    'Genious'- hahaha!

    (facepalmSLAP!)

    Dude, you just keep pawning yourself all the time.

  • @Domzdream I keep pawning myself? hahaha. I'll stop by the pawn shop. haha what are you talking about. You have to be smoking plenty of things to say half the shit you do....mostly crack. You are a blithering idiot. I'm hoping you're some Euro idiot who is home from the bar late and half in the bag typing nonsense....do yourself a favour. Sleep it off..wake up tomorrow and look at the dumb shit you posted on youtube. Give your head a shake, and then continue living your pathetic shitty life

  • @poonbucket

    I have a great, healthy life. Besides the mockery. Come on. Dont side track from the subject. PLease. Name me any health benefits other than personal, feel good benefit.

    You cant.

    You lose.

  • @Domzdream no sidetracking. I never suggested people decide to smoke because they think it benefits their health. People don't start smoking to better their health. Most people just simply know this. When a person drinks a Coca Cola there isn't much benefit other than to feel good. When a person watches a television show there isn't a health benefit other than to feel good..you have no argument chum. I lose? I'm ahead of you by a trillion lifetimes.

  • @poonbucket

    Dumbass.

    There is no argument really. (I repeat again for the third time), I don't get why people volentarily become addicts to something which is so harmful. In full knowledge of the post effects, which generally lead to terrible diseases of all kinds, including getting quite badly addicted, I dont know why people adhere to this meme.

    That's all.

    You're getting really angry over nothing but a personal opinion. You need professional help.

  • @poonbucket

    -as common as smoking, I'm pretty sure you'd jump down my throat for being against that too, right?

    So according to you, people who form theri opinions are being whiney and childish. Well....that's pretty fuckin' stupid. You're sounding exactly like a sheeple.

    Look, I have nothing against people making their own choices, but I can judge them wether they're bad choices or not. Sucking in tar is a bad choice, duh!

    Are you a smoker? Just curious.

  • @Domzdream haha heroin use and smoking a cigarette..clearly these two things are similar. NOT. No people who are intelligent and can form an opinion are wonderful. You aren't capable of forming one. It's great that you think you can judge smokers. And no..I'm not a smoker...but if I could grind an ignorant shit like you down into a fine powder I'd roll it up and at least burn it.

  • @poonbucket

    Wow. So it gets worse for you. You've just shown complete ignorance, dare I say, stupidity. I HAVE formed and opinion (backed up by fact), thus why I wrote the damn paragraph in the first place, ya goof ball.

    You don't see the parallel between smoking and heroine? Really. ...fuck...That's pretty bad man.

    Both are irreversibly addictive. Both are pretty much poisons since both kill millions of people every year. Except smoking can be worse in a way because it's a slow process-

  • @Domzdream I'm willing to bet you are some European, Christian, pro lifer dick weed. Your sentences are worded strange..the way you toss around the world 'moral'..and the holyer than thou attitude suggests all that..and the ugly fucking mug. Perhaps why you don't understand why ppl would take up an addictive habit with no benefit is because...it has a benefit and you're fucking wrong! It makes ppl feel good. People enjoy smoking. It's a pleasurable activity. Like having a coffee. Idiot

  • @poonbucket

    Wow. Relaxe, chum. Quit the anger. How'd you get from a subject on smoking to prolifer, to European, to Christian. Next, you'll be saying I'm Mexican and I'm from Mars. Also, How's non smoking make more moral? hahaha. You...are....confused! You know what they say about assumptin being a mother of all fuckups. Well, take a big whiff.

    Regardless of me being from ANY religion (which Im not, Im an anti-theist), this doesnt change the subject.

    You say smoking relaxes people. Sure-

  • @poonbucket

    -sure. So does crack, cocaine, Heroine, etc. We're not talking about a personal benefit here, because cutting can be lumped into this lot too you know. Cutting is a personal benefit, however also damaging to the individual. But to the body, these things are damaging. That's what we're talking about. Obviously they like their addictions. Otherwise they wouldnt like them, duh!

    My sentences are worded strange? Perhapse you need to go back to school. Just saying.

  • @Domzdream haha you read what I type and then interpret it in your own small minded way. nonsmoking is moral? I'd never say something like that. you tossed around the word 'moral' saying you'd be moral and not wish death on me. Also it's atheist, not anti theist. I'm currently doing my masters at York..so don't need to go back to school. Your Mars comment is because you are European. Smoking is not the same as cutting or doing Heroin. You're an uptight moron. "Relaxe" as you say. I say RELAX

  • @poonbucket haha you read what I type and then interpret it in your own small minded way. nonsmoking is moral? I'd never say something like that. you tossed around the word 'moral' saying you'd be moral and not wish death on me. Also it's atheist, not anti theist. I'm currently doing my masters at York..so don't need to go back to school. Your Mars comment is because you are European. Smoking is not the same as cutting or doing Heroin. You're an uptight moron. "Relaxe" as you say. I say RELAX.

  • @poonbucket all I can offer is that everyone self medicates in one way or another. some are drawn to smoking and don't really think of the long term..possibly even value life or 'longlife' differently than people who don't smoke. Everyone dies right? Seems to me like smokers are the ones who aren't trying to delay death. You mentioned cutting earlier..and personally that baffles me more than smoking, as a way of self medication. It's hard to understand other peoples lives, and why they do things

  • @poonbucket

    Believe it or not, I had a good conversation with you- minus the wishing death upon me and my family and friends. But I enjoyed it.

    Have a good weekend, and take care.

  • -process, that kills people in various ways. Cancer obviously is one of them. Thus why it is beyond my understanding why anyone would take it up willingly to slowly get a form of dissease, and potentiall death. To be willingly subject to addiction. Again, dumbass, I've no quarrely against free will. But I have a problem with rationalizing this stupid (ape-ish) meme, which HAS no benefit.

  • @Domzdream irreversibly addictive? I know both former smokers and heroin users who live normal functional lives. You've clearly never even had a smoke once in your life since you think it induces vomiting immediately and has you addicted instantly. No you didn't form a rational logical opinion just because you typed a paragraph. you're a fucking monkey with a keyboard. a monkey who will get cancer and die before I do. Smoking has a benefit and that is why people do it. Intelligent ppl like Hicks

  • @poonbucket

    Wow. You ARE a fucktard.

    You've just linked smoking to a benefit IE health. Which is antithetical to a person's health. Anyone knows this....but you apparently.

    Smoking normally does cause people irreversibly to feel drawn to it, most of their lives. It doesnt mean they cant overcome it, duh!

    And no, I never wantedto willingly get addicted to something ALL warned about. If a bunch of people tell you not to jump over the wall in danger of falling onto glass, will you do it? no-

  • -no, obviously you'll avoid it. That's what I did. I avoided it. And Im glad I did. Me getting cancer is a FAR less of a chance than any smoker out there. Im not saying it's impossible, but if you hyperbolly speaking, avoide drivign in a car in busy traffic, you will less likely be hit by a car, correct?

    Do the math.

    Genius.

  • @Domzdream haha! I never said it was healthy. People have known it isn't healthy for over a century. I'm really speaking over your head aren't I. It's too bad you avoided jumping over a wall into glass. that is almost better than my cancer wish for you. can I have both?

  • @poonbucket

    Wow. You're still on about the cancer thing....

    Wow.

    Commendable. Very effective use of the word. Notice the sarcasm (just in case you miss it).

  • @Domzdream "but if you hyperbolly speaking, avoide drivign in a car in busy traffic, you will less likely be hit by a car, correct?

    Do the math.

    Genius."

    dumbzdream, you are funnier than Hicks! The stupid shit you say. "hyperbolly" hahahaha. "Do the math." You kill me! haha. You really should just kill yourself though, More oxygen for the rest of us...the more deserving.

  • @poonbucket

    Yes, hyperbolly. Look it up. It is (gasp!) a word.

    Um....by using the word hyperbolly doesnt make me funnier in any way shape or form, than BIll Hicks.

    By the way, he uses huperboles all the time. It adds 'spice' to his humour.

  • @Domzdream haha Hyperbolly. look it up. NOT A FUCKING WORD. Idiot. Moron. Shoot your dumb fucking self? Are you trying to say Hyperbole? If so you used it in the wrong context. You're a fucking moron and you know it. "by the way he uses huperboles all the time." at least proof read your bullshit. Are you an idiot or is english not your first language? Are you some southerner trailer trash mongoloid? Adds spice...what the fuck do you know. Shit for brains.

  • @poonbucket

    Er....Which word did you not understand. Man, you're quite and angry little person. Um...have a cigarette.

  • @Domzdream Hyperbolly. I didn't understand the word 'Hyperbolly." I didn't understand that word because it's not a word. Because you're an idiot. I'd go for a smoke..but if I did I might start vomiting, and cutting myself, and shooting heroin, and be three times as likely to become as fucking useless as you. Haha I'd love to talk to you in person..you'd quickly see who the little guy was.

  • @Domzdream how could I be angry when I'm being payed to enjoy how stupid you are? HyberbollyHyperbollyHyperbolly­..look it up man..its a weerddd. You're right. I need help having to deal with people of your intelligence all day. For the fourth time I'll state..people start smoking because it's enjoyable..like drinking pepsi, or coffee, or eating takeout, or cheetohs, or macdonalds. MacDonalds is cancerous..ever had McDicks? Why'd YOU start? Smoking is not all that baffling. Open your mind

  • @poonbucket

    Er....

    Hate to AGAIN educated you on this but....eating a hamburger isn't as bad (or addictive) as smoking. It can be damaging, sure, like any other addictin. But food's not a physical addiction. It's more psychological. Smoking is physical. Liek heroine. Even smoking weed isn't physically addictive.

    Cigarettes are. Studies have been done on this. I'm using facts here, butt munch.

    Just because something's enjoyable doesnt mean it's any less damaging. Heroine is enjoyable.

  • @Domzdream "hell is non-smoking" -Bill Hicks. Good news buddy! Because that's where you're going after you get cancer!!! You won't have to bitch and bother anyone there because no one smokes there...and it's where you fucking belong!!! :) You're so stupid you don't even realize that douchelords like you inspired Hicks to vent his frustrations about the human race. Part of this sketch is about YOU asshole. PEOPLE look at DUMBZDREAMZ profile...you can see the stupidity by the look on his face.

  • @poonbucket

    Hell ith non-thmoking...Bill Hikth. Well, look where this got him. Like I said when I read it, one of his regrets was taking up smoking in the first place. Read-a-book.

    Plus, it's fucking comedy. Of course he's gonna use his vice and make an act of it. It's a damn funny one too. Bill's a (look, I can spell it correctly) genius!

    Wow. You are 15 yrs old.

    Stop throwing other people under the bus and face me and my arguments boy to man. You're looking over your shoulder for support

  • @Domzdream haha! you've got my age wrong by over ten years pal, and I'd say you're at 10 years younger than me mentally. I AM facing your arguments and I've called you out on every single one. You've had no worthy retorts..the best you've came up with is typing in a lisp and telling me I'm 15. Me bottom of the barrell...I suppose you're right. Giving you the time of day is like scraping scum from the bottom. Am I being insensitive? Ever had a head operation that I don't know about?

  • @poonbucket

    Obviously I don't know your age, dumbass. I'm making fun of your mental capacity- that of a 15 year old. I'm sure everyone here reading this would and have picked up on this. Apparently not you.

    I've given you very good arguments. SO far, all you've concluded was that smoking is good for you because people like it.

    I mean, if this isn't facepalming material, I dont know what is. Even Bill Hicks could use this in his repertoire.

  • @Domzdream not that simple

    

  • RIP Bill Hicks.

    I read that awsome book 'Love all the people'. I learned a lot about the guy. Seriously an amazing man. Sure he was filled with hatred. But paradoxically, if was frustration against the peoples' stupidity. A direct rebellion against peoples' idiocy through religion, and thus violence to one another. If he didnt care, he wouldnt be so angry and frustrated.

    That's kind of paradoxical. But that's our complicated Bill Hicks. The (rational) world misses him greatly.

  • The good die young. I'm sure Hicks is up in the Great Humidor in the sky smoking bidis.

  • 70 people are assholes

  • Carrot Top is a retard that entertains retards

  • i dont like commenting on shit. not that you give a fuck and excuse the shitty puncuation and capitilization im drinking. But this is so cut and watered down. the real letterman special, was probly. lol Fuck spelling. Prolly a little more hearfelt and opinion filled.

  • even Carlin is quoted saying Hicks is an equal.

    both make me feel like ...i don't know whether i should laugh, cry, or beat someone.

  • i saw Carlin 7 times, live. genius! wish i could say the same of this new guy i have stumbled upon.. Bill Hicks!

  • @thegiftedmedia not too gifted, considering no one knows who you are.

  • @goodtimesnosignal just because you don't know who he is doesnt mean he is irrelevant. He was a great commentator on society

  • @thegiftedmedia then go away?

  • They should've put "Eulogy" by Tool at the end; it's dedicated to Bill Hicks.

  • @GodofReapers I thought Eulogy was dedicated to L Ron Hubbard?

  • FUCK CARROT TOP!!!

  • I always found Bill Hicks very average. Nothing special. Carlin is the man. Bill Hicks was ordinary.

  • @thegiftedmedia you wish you could be ordinary, do you feel powerful or something? Get over your limitations if you can.

  • @thegiftedmedia haha thats funny man, go listen to him then and not hicks

  • @thegiftedmedia I do all the time. I wanted to give Hicks a try, and I'm disappointed.

  • "Uncensored Comedy". Pfft, yeah right.

  • Carrot Top, that stupid inbred soulless talentless ugly prick!! thats like saying andrew dice clay is helping to fight for womens rights!!! COME ON!! BILL HICKS IS THE GREATEST COMEDIAN IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD EVER!!!

  • I love how they censor Killing In The Name at the end. The whole thing is about anti-censorship and they blank out "Fuck you I won't do what you tell me." Makes a lot of sense.

  • @COLUMBINE1818 I think that's the ironic point.

  • Radiohead

  • Carrot Top?

    Really?

    REALLY!?!?!

    WHAT THE FUCK?

    FUCK that soulless, unfunny roided out bastard.

  • @Gripfang he dosent use roids he has muscle implants

  • "HENDRIX IS ON HARP TONIGHT"

  • I'm surprised hicks was a smoker because, correct me if I'm wrong, but I imagine he would have thought tobacco companies were the biggest suckers of satan's cock in the world, and how could he smoke knowing he'd be supporting that?

  • @jimmyshitbags dude i smoke and i know that tobacco companies are the biggest suckers of satan's red scaley cock it's called addiction dude maybe before he learned all of this he picked up smoking it is very very very hard to quit

  • @redneck10102 I know they must be hard to quit but I would have thought that a man of such strong principles would have been capable of it.

  • @jimmyshitbags People use pot and other drugs at any cost. They don't care!!! Get it, Zetas and Mexican and whatever destruction happens as a direct result of their use that dwarves tobacco company stuff.. It's how it is. People use and defend their drug use at any cost. Any cost.

  • well, by today's standards, I don't find this offensive at all... Unfortunately, I don't find it funny at all either =S His material is awesome, but the delivery sucks! It looks like his miserable being on stage...

  • @Firemanavalos

    No shit, he was dying asshole

  • well, by today's standards, I don't find this offensive at all... Unfortunately, I don't find it funny at all either =S

  • i like that they chose Radiohead song

  • "Let's Hunt And Kill ____ (fill in the blank)" - hard to believe this sit com idea has never been brought to Sunday evening network TV.

  • and to be very clear...ive got no problem with british folks....just shanus theanus and whoever else it was trying to rewrite history ....so all negative comments were directed at them not all brits pleas understand ...im not hating on brits

  • jeesus you stupid little bitch you "gave us the freedom "really? do me a favor ...look up american revolutionary wars you ignorant know nothing shit talking carpet munching muhfucka!! you give wax intellectuals a bad rep....good grief ....no you have a nice day dumb cunt

  • and hick means yokel or hillbilly and several languages have a word for them....so what does it matter if i used a different word than your used to hearing but i assure you brits call your hicks something .....HICK!!! a term that im still pretty sure you guys coined ....and dont be so fucking offended ...after all i wasnt talking to or about you untill you let your ignorance spill onto my name

  • and shanus my dear....its insulting when anyone insults you fuck tard and the only reason you know any terminology of other cultures IS CAUSE YOU WATCH AMERICAN MOVIES!!!! dumbass ....now go back and re read everything ....im sure your anus will tighten to know ...you jumped on here tryin to act smarter than by accusing me of doin it....and maybe you should revisit middle school noone gave us this country ya know...red coat blue coat....so again EPIC FAIL AT REWRITING HISTORY you fuckin HICK!!!!

  • what the fuck do they teach you idiots over their ...newsflash...we fought for this country....who did we fight you ask??...y ...you ya fuck tard....and im pretty sure the brits coined the term hick....about us and regardless you filthy dumbass your still a hick and it doesnt matter if u use the word or not you stupid hick fuck it doesnt change the fact that british hicks do exist and you appear more and more to be one....dumbass

  • @jebrbohn

    Bill Hicks is a fucking Brit! nI knew it...

  • fucking carrot top?? the world wept.

  • @lightandbeautiful You are a pathetic excuse for a living organism. By the way nice job with the ironic user name.

  • The world isn't the same without Bill!

    A genuinely brilliant comedian who not only made people laugh but think as well.

    Rest in Peace Bill. The world never appreciated you whilst you were here but its a poorer place without you in it...

  • Didn't hear about this guy till a few days ago and watched many videos. I haven't found anything funny our original. I don't know when he died but I'm glad he's gone.

  • @pedinkus You are a blind fool. 

  • @kurkuleens You may be right cause a lot of people think he was funny.

  • @pedinkus Fool you are blind!

  • @FacckUtube I must be. I just don't get the humor. Not saying I don't agree with his opinions though.

  • she's 98 and was hit by a bus... "there's options..." LMAO

  • wheres the comment from m3phi570ph3135???

  • @m3phi570ph3135

    Your comments are too dangerous for YouTube

  • dude its by radiohead its on kid called treefingers

  • @Idioteque434

    Thanks dude! I actually thought it might be Radihead but I haven't listened to any of their old albums in over 2 years.

  • I absolutely NEED to know what song that music at the very start of this video is from. It is so intwined in my subconscious from a young age that this connection could do me a lot of good. Where is it from? It's not Tool, and it's not RATM, I'm talking about that little bit of music at the start... please, for the love of Bill Hicks, someone tell me. Please, please, please. I must know.

  • @Inhumanati Song at the start is Hunting Bears by Radiohead

  • @Inhumanati It's Radiohead - Hunting Bears. Only the most popular musical group of modern history.

  • A lot more people would know about Bill Hicks if he got killed like Tupac... that's a much more dramatic way to go, much different then the Micheal Jackson treatment. My favorite though is Deborah Palfrey's treatment... she should have never left her apartment building to hide from those people she said were following her, I'm sure she could have killed herself at home instead of at her mother's backyard garden shed. Oh and while I'm on the topic, Nibiru kills a good 6 billion before January.

  • Shame he got cancer... just the way it's a shame Robert S Harrington got cancer and died even faster... similar shame the way Bob Marley got cancer, although I never knew too much about why they gave Bob Ma.... OOOOPS! I mean, I never knew too much about what Bob Marley said to warrant getting can... FUCK! I messed it up again. Ah fuck it, the government gives people like Bill Hicks cancer. There ya go, enjoy the truth.

  • ah Bill, what would he think now that Billy Ray's hellspawn is a "singer"?

  • Could you please evolve by next Easter?

  • wow ....the british gave us our constitution???..... epic fail at re-writing history ...... british hick retard

  • @jebrbohn 'british hick retard'? That as insult, coming from someone who doesn't know the terminology of other countries on the planet. 'hicks' are purely an American disease, much like the type of person, who tries to sound like he knows more than others, but makes himself look like a Jackass. We gave you more than a constitution, we gave you the country, and the freedom, to destroy our language and invent those ridiculous accents. Have a nice day =]

  • Bill Hicks!! FUCKING AWESOME. He is the definition of epic. :)