Carlos Mencia - Not For The Easily Offended Part 3

[demo0onkiing]

This nigga said "That nigga don't drink kool aid dawg", "He a allala nigga, not a bling bling nigga nigga"

[killfoo]

@bobbygoo9 you curse on the internet because your 10 and it make's you feel like a "badass"

i thought i would point that out.

[IamDRUNKENNINJA]

68 ppl were related to mohammed

[rcmaphia]

50 shekel????? hahahahahahahahahahahahaha 7:09

[sempaialexeo1111]

68 people didn't get 69.

[44SilverFire]

lol I love how the whole damn comment section is nothing but i ridiculous fight seriously guys SHUT UP!!

[bobbygoo9]

@44SilverFire U SHUT UP!

[44SilverFire]

@bobbygoo9 Excuse me!?

[bobbygoo9]

@44SilverFire U HEARD ME!

[44SilverFire]

@bobbygoo9 No I didn't I am in Canada ;) you are god knows where.

[bobbygoo9]

@bobbygoo9 IK U R BUT WHAT AM I? ;)

[Lostzilla847]

@bobbygoo9 Excuse me sir, but I think your caps lock key is broken...

[bobbygoo9]

@Lostzilla847 na, i jus like usin caps, helps grab ppls attentions and stuff

[bobbygoo9]

@44SilverFire I'M IN UR MOM'S HAIRY PUSSY, ITS NICE N WARM(;

[44SilverFire]

@bobbygoo9 Your an asshole

[Envy919]

7:13 would any1 else listen 2 that or is i just me?

[DemonShotKid]

Hello 911 yes what seems to seems the problem uhhhh nigga in a box

[WARMUSCLE]

Whats crazy is the dude who mailed himself, narrowly escaped death because his flight just happened to be pressurized and heated by luck. Also, he didn't save any money. It cost him 550 dollars to ship himself.

[nycpd75]

shit preventive ass whooping i got those allot when i was little damn i was beaten too....

[PanginaPangina]

omg raciz i em flag vidya 4 offesnive

[ShuriUchiha]

I didn't and won't fly

[MultiCreativeWriter]

God I love it when people make fun of Lord of the Rings ;)

[hunnycupsxD]

He's the only comedian that doesn't give a fuck about what people think about him. Love him.

[EbilJuggaloClown]

omg me and my little brother were watching this on dvd a while ago and he turned the volume down when my dad came home cuz carlos always swears. i turned it up as soon as my dad came in my room ^-^

[MusaGhazi]

@EbilJuggaloClown what the fuck man?

[EbilJuggaloClown]

@MusaGhazi what? i was showing him we have free speech and we shouldn't be scared to listen to people swearing. besides my dad doesn't care if we watch comedians swear anyways

[bobbygoo9]

@EbilJuggaloClown UM I'M SORRY THAT UR SUCH A FAGOT PUSSY ASS BITCH THAT U GOTTA MAKE UP GAY ASS STORIES ON YOU TUBE 2 TRY N LOOK LIKE A COOL BAD ASS, FUCKIN FAGOT

[EbilJuggaloClown]

@bobbygoo9 ohhhhh caps lock your real cool kid. dont judge me cuz you dont know me. so why dont you go back to your little bedroom with the unicorns on the wall and suck some more dick like a good boy and let me watch my comedy. ok? good

[kk66I3]

@EbilJuggaloClown shut the fuck up

[bobbygoo9]

@kk66I3 TAKE UR DADS BALLS OUTTA UR MOUTH B4 U TALK BITCH!

[kk66I3]

@bobbygoo9 wel since my father is dead that would a real pain in the ass to put them in my mouth

[bobbygoo9]

@kk66I3 HEY W/E FLOATS UR BOAT IS UR PROBLEM NOT MINE, IF U ENJOY PUTTIN DEAD GUY BALLS IN UR MOUTH THEN WHO AM I 2 TELL U NO?

[kk66I3]

@bobbygoo9 u mad bro?

[bobbygoo9]

@kk66I3 u gay bro?

[kk66I3]

@bobbygoo9 wtf is with you and gays i mean really is that the only thing you can fucking think of

[bobbygoo9]

@kk66I3 I JUS CALL EM HOW I SEE EM BIZNITCH

[bobbygoo9]

@EbilJuggaloClown AND THEN U GOT THE SHIT BEAT AND RAPED OUTTA U BY UR TRANNY HOOKER DADDY WHO SELLS HIMSELF ON THE STREETS 2 PAY 4 UR CRACK HEAD MOMS HABIT

[EbilJuggaloClown]

@bobbygoo9 ummmmmmmm what? im sorry if your life is horrible but wtf?

[bobbygoo9]

@EbilJuggaloClown LMFAO! IS THAT THE BEST U GOT? I'VE HEARD BETTER INSULTS FROM INSECTS! SORRY BUT UNLIKE U I'M A REAL MAN & DON'T SLEEP WITH A NIGHT LIGHT, DIAPER, FOOTIE PAJAMAS AND TEDDY BEAR, NOW RUN ALONG LIKE A GOOD LIL BITCH N SUCK UR MOMMYS BALLS B4 SHE GETS PISSED N WHOOPS U WITH THE BELT AGAIN, FUCKIN CUM DUMPSTER, ACCIDENT ADOPTED TRANNY TEST TUBE PROM NIGHT DUMPSTER BABY!

[kk66I3]

@bobbygoo9 shut the fuck up

[bobbygoo9]

@kk66I3 SORRY BUT I DON'T SPEAK BITCHENESE

[kk66I3]

@bobbygoo9 shut the fuck up you fucking nigger

[NymphadoraBeeWolf]

wow, my mom was born in canada but my dad is guatemalan and i remember my dad speaking spanish all the time when i was little and now my mom is everything that a latina mother is except for her skin lol

[thefugabans]

He's got BALLS. I love it.

[smokey86d]

is this fool so offensive that the volume cant be turned up ? I cant even hear the beaner.

[toobularbells]

"Like a retarded Jack-in-the-Box" LMFAO

[00SuperMaria00]

I love people as real and funny as him! XD

[develeto21]

i love this guy!!!!!!!!! He's so wise!

[KhFr3Ak32]

then u need to look for a Nigger in a box

[txchick11]

@ProgrammingProdigy

okay

[NikkiBelleify]

poor mic stand... i'm surprised it survived

[Ironmazon2112]

Then you need to look for Nigga in a Box!

[yoitsrami]

he does gay voices

[Gamer2Infinity]

Sand niggers don't drink cool-aid

[Gamer2Infinity]

"Nigger" in a box would be funnier if he had a di€k in a box...while he was in the box

[EM1NEMM1kE]

he doesnt listen to 50 cent he listens to 50 ruble ...rum a rum la ma rum hah rum a lum a p.i.m.p

[MissImprobable]

911 whats ur emergency?nigga in a box .what the fuxk. Theres a godamn black mother fucka in my packqge xD

[superninjaskills95]

nigga in a box 

[RedPaganPunk]

Haha "Fuck, that is US!" my favorite quote xD

[ZOMBIESgoNOMnomNOM]

Before someone comes here to hate they should just read the fucking title. Simple as that

[TBoneAgain]

Hes a ahal aha nigga nigga...not bling bling nigg* nigg*!

[all4agape]

bling bling niggah NIGGA

[mariotime87]

we came in the bus u fuckin puta

[Shaktech786]

That mic is going to be effffffffed up.

[lenagua]

Nigga in a box

[nybigtim210]

4:17 that smeagol impression killed me XD

[dawlatbaby]

IM A SAND NIGGA!!!!! THUMBS UP IF U R TOO but i dont blow shit up im a pacifist

[PARADOXscopes]

you guys see how many thumbs up that guy has



[aventura1617]

Niggahh in a Box!!!

[4082da209]

I remember mommy I remember

[TheDrewhulsey]

tht nigga dont drink kool aid tht nigga is allah nigga not a bling bling NIGGA NIGGA

[sportdrinkfruitpunch]

why the fuck do people come in her to hate on carlos mencia!? if ur a fucking fruit cake fudge packing motherfucker and cant handle what he is saying why do u come in here listen to his hilarious shit talking??? get the fuck out of here faggs and keep your hate comments to yourself!

[tylerspice1997]

Sand-Nigga in a box. That guy fucking scares me. That Nigga don't drink koolaid man!

[XDahliaxDisasterX]

I love him but he cusses a little to much

[deepdope13]

@XDahliaxDisasterX i like him becuase he is so true im like that to i f bomb and im racial towards everythign

[xTechnoDJx]

he likes to talk to mic stands a lot

[RosieEbony]

Nigga in a Box!

ROFLMAO LMAO XDDDDDDDDDDDD

[MedjaiTheWarrior]

I LOVE THIS GUY!!! 8D

[billybob32116]

That nigga don't drink kool-aid

[RapBr0sPRODUCTIONS]

he copies a lot of george lopez's jokes like the "preventative ass-whooping" was copied from george lopez's stand up show.

[MrPilo303]

@RapBr0sPRODUCTIONS Eyyy um, shut up and enjoy the video. Kay? k.

[txchick11]

i love carlos mencia

but i feel weird when he says ni*ers constanlty!

*** this is only my opinion! ***

[Anon32645]

@txchick11 What are ni*ers?

Oh wait you mean niggers? Then why didn't you fucking type that?

[txchick11]

@Anon32645

um cuss i didnt fuckn want to...

duh lol 

[Anon32645]

@txchick11 Because you're a pussy that's afraid of getting percieved like a racist? Yeah thought that was what you typed.

[txchick11]

@Anon32645

um no i dnt think i wrote that or ment it like that but

wat ever floats ur boat!

btw get off my nuts wat is it to u about my opinions!

[TheScarfather502]

wow preventative ass-whoopin ah bring back memories haha

[catshavesouls]

Hell yeah. I'm a white racist but you know what?  I love all you niggers, spics, jews AND democrats!

[AngelofEnduringLight]

Nigger in a box. ROTFLMAO.

[5mujoBIH]

7:35 hahah

[ItheSwick]

Anyone see the guy start waving his arm at 1:17 and not stop for like... ten years?

DEE DEE DEEEEE

[gottasubemall]

1: Cut a hole in the box!

2: Put your nigger in that box!

3:Make em open the box, and that's the way you do it!

It's a nigger in a box!

[2514054]

I have a open mind and I think he is not funny at all. Some jokes are ok but most of the time he just over do it.

[yayfull1]

*surprised look* "Did you just hit me for some shit i might do?" "yes bendaho dont do it"

[ethiochick4lyfe]

@yayfull1

its pendejo

[XTiffanieBabieGurlX]

OMG MY TEACHER'S NAME IS AHMED!!! XD

[XTiffanieBabieGurlX]

NIGGA INA BOX!

[leahding]

50 shekal...ahahahaha!

[Martinx88813]

I Remember mommy LOL!!!!!!!

[50N1C]

here, HEY! 60 PEOPLE WHO HIT DISLIKE AND THOSE WHO GET PISSED AT THESE JOKES CLICK HERE! wikipedia (dot) org/wiki/Joke THIS IS WHAT A JOKE IS!

[breakingdawn166]

jokes are jokes no matter wat thats all they are and u have 2 love his lol

[TheAce512]

Racist but Funny

[TheAce512]

Racist but Funny

[chiko5001]

funny shit



[iInsaneGamerTechHD]

"Fuck That, That Nigga Don't Drink Kool-Aid, That Nigga Don't Drink Kool-Aid Dawg" LMFAO xD

[brethart4life]

he said 50 shekel,im jewish and i love Carlos,everyone fucks up sometimes,but shekel is Israeli money,but hey we all fuck up right? ;)

[iwan13]

@brethart4life Sooooooo.... cents are not money ?

[jaimer94]

59 people were black. hahahaha

[santi93bo]

the people who do not like this video are the people he is talking about lol

[masterchiefmiles]

Wow he is the most racial comedian in line with Chris Rock LOL!!!

[ilovemybooooooo01]

he's a alalala nigga not bling bling nigga nigga ahahahaha oh shit funny stuff

[torrid426]

I'm the other person all the time.

[MrNarcko]

preventative ass whoopins...i got one before we left the house, another one in the car, and one more before we entered the store...i didnt ask for shit..

[brunnoluiz777]

57 people are smeagles "I LOVE YOU SAND NIGGER,ACHMED I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU"

[tijgertjem]

@brunnoluiz777  LOL:P

[yourbaby2347]

lmao yesssssss "u need ta look foe nigga in da box" and oh yes cant forget "yea pendewhole and dont forget it" lol we came on the bus puta

[yourbaby2347]

lmao yesssssss "u need ta look foe nigga in da box"

[yourbaby2347]

lmao amen "u need to look foe nigga in da box" lol yessssssss

[BoneDaddy216]

smeagol likes the sand niggers xD

[cimbol]

@BoneDaddy216 yea haha

[1310gamer]

joe rogan is just a hater on his nuts!!

[lilstunna41]

I wish Joe Rogan would have punched him

[kristebeneliux]

remember where we parked :DDDD

[ryanpulliam1]

55 people never had a preventative ass whippin

[TheJackyjohn]

We are going to make you safe, you need to be safe

You need to look for nigga in a box

[Chainvelocity]

I almost feel pitty for all those ppl who dislikes this, almost. All of you that pressed dislike button have to learn the meaning of JOKE.

[Hammboner5]

@Chainvelocity very true

[nishakitty24]

In the future when you post videos to youtube try normalising the damn audio so I don't have to turn my speakers up to 100% and still barely hear the audio on the video.

[popefictionable]

@nishakitty24 Dude stop bitching and just listen to the shit.

[nishakitty24]

@popefictionable That's the problem "dude" you can barely hear it. ffs.

[pochazet]

Did you just hit me for some shit i "might" do? Yes, pendejo! Don't do it!

[pochazet]

We're gonna go inside the store. And you're gonna behave. And you're not gonna ask for shit. And you're not gonna embarass me. Because if you do, "Por Dios y mi madre que me partan un fucking rayo, I'm gonna fuck you up in front of everybody okay? Boom! Haha!

[pochazet]

@hiimquinn that's what makes comedy even more funny. The assholes who have vaginas for dicks who can't even laugh at what's real.

[Ir0nF1st924]

how can the sniper be a black? everyone knows black people cant shoot for shit, they dont even know that how the gun came in the box is not how u hold it when using it. and i know for damn sure that scopes dont work sideways

[77SuInG]

55 people aren't mentally disabled

[dgsdfgfgfdghdfhdf]

Online latian women for dating **busizz4me.info**

[allhailfoamy1]

why where there only 300 mexicans at the alamo?

casue they only had 3 trucks.

[psovegeta]

lol I think I found my next favorite comedian now that George Carlin is gone...

[Romeo5737]

that nigga dont drink kool aid

[deadreck024]

Fuck political correctness

[spartanwarrier]

lol Nigga ina box :D

[AngelofEnduringLight]

Mencia is the fucking shit. He's hilarious. I 've been LMFAO the whole time.

[WuuWhoo]

niggaa innnn aaaaa boxxxxx.

LMFAO.

[Jrocka7x]

I'd listen to that... lol

[superhornet59]

52 people forgot he grew up on welfare and government cheese, and went 'FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER' while everyone else was laughing.

[msjasmina]

Did you just hit me for some shit I MIGHT do? ahahahah

[badassstephan]

I'm white and my white mother is like that, oh wait we're slavic though XD

[MasterAckrovan]

"nigga-in-a-box" Ahahaaha

[4lifeinuyashalover]

nigga in a box XD funny fckin shit XD!!! LMFAO

[toobularbells]

Thumbs Up if you've ever had a "Preventative Ass-Whoopin'"

LMFAO

[BubbleRayable]

@acordu it dpes but he does it sooo well

[vogelito93]

poor microphone...

[AznQt703]

what does he say at 8:18 when he talks in spanish??

[motapapi]

@AznQt703 I swear on my mother and god who can strike me...

[djkeyksbrother]

@AznQt703 may god and my mother fucking strike me down ima going to fuck you up...

[123elbetio]

@AznQt703 for god and my mother that i kick ur as. before i get hit by a lightning

[LiLmIzZyMiZz95]

@AznQt703 By my mother and god lol spanish moms are bad ass

[superpeanut0423]

if you hate this your a man with vagina

[pplpartygrl]

Omfg this guy made me laugh on the worst day of my life

[StealthFirePro]

it was premature Jack in the box

[potz6789]

NIGGA IN A BOX!!!!

[dk5388]

dude carlos was funny as shit!!! its ashame he's a thieve

[HellviewHellion96]

Nigga in a box lol

[BROKENHEARTEDALEXIS]

ohhh He's awesome! My stomach hurts from laughing too much.

[LilReaper608]

@BROKENHEARTEDALEXIS  me to ><

[cercadol19]

kool-aid lol!!!!!!!

[xlunaxheartx]

okay he doesnt steal jokes >_> at some point someone with make the same joke... It's like writing an essay sometimes you can come up with same ideas you didn't copy it just happen to be the same. Carlos is funny as bad as some of it is... Fing funny!

[dh144498]

romolo roho roho roj, seromo rolo roho romomosdfosrhsorfsdhfo....P.I.­M.P xD

[elcabrachupas]

911... Nigger in a box ROFL

[knightace2002]

lmao "Nigga in a box" joke was freakin' hilarious xD

[Alexis489]

"Nigger in a box" I'm black and it was hilarious!

[lyssaryan77]

Wow. He was right. Packages under the plane killed 2 guys on a cargo plane in dubai, but they haven't proved it yet, and they tried to kill more of us, but so far, have failed. A lot of good it is to strip search nuns when boxes full of PETN are under the f*cking cargo hold.

[zubovici47]

this really isnt funny,the fucker just steals jokes and makes them lame

[BIAXlD3NT]

@zubovici47 he might steal jokes. but he makes it soo much funnier.

[Graptor91]

@zubovici47 AAAnnnnnndddd....we've found our Troll!!!

Go back under a bridge.

[MrBigc1221]

@zubovici47 the retard next to you made better grades didnt he

[hairbabe2u]

For the retards with sand in your vagina as Carlos says get Vagisil!!! don't complain or knock on anyone for their perceptions if you didn't read the title before u watched the skit your a dee de de.... And for u dueshes that think he's stealing shit he's always been one of my favorites and if he can do it better than the person that created it let him cause they sucked... Though i don't think he did always bashers on the superstars go drink your bottles and cry to mama it is what it is!!!!

[rnygzmn111]

Stupid people repeat what they hear but no one can point out what jokes he "steals".

I know Carlos Mencia is working on some material in which he makes fun of stupid people who repeat like machines what they hear