スプツニ子！／Sputniko! - Menstruation Machine, Takashi's Take

[Bot26H]

I got top coment FUCK YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH my life is now complete!

[larrypinkyhayes]

having trouble finding this song on TPB. any search tips?

[larrypinkyhayes]

having trouble finding this song on TPB. any search tips?

[dothack2]

guys r gonna pms..lol

[Kat90001]

Ok, sure it's bad, and I'm all for having guys understand what it's like BUT DAMN, that guy looks like he might die, on spot. Maybe a.... less......horror-movie-like model ?

[neopetsmaraquafan1]

what is the song? : O

[hannersification]

@neopetsmaraquafan1 Menstruation machine by Sputniko? -_- This is the music video.

[TheRokindude]

ha i didnt even know it hurts girls to menstrate... need to pay more attention in sex ed

[TampereFTW]

@TheRokindude And the pain is the annoying kind....it's not that painful (usually) but it annoys the hell out off you =S

[HomogeneusMuffin]

Ok, I understand some man want to be like women, but seriosly, who really wants to feel the horrible pain of menstruation, why you didn't invent a machine that releves pain or shortens the period time or something?

[p1nkUn1c0rn]

Its not that bad. Like not everyone gets horrible cramps and bleeds that heavily.

[hannersification]

@p1nkUn1c0rn well it's pretty horrible for those who do.

[Dekubud]

For all the guys saying periods aren't that bad: I would really prefer to get kicked in the sensible region once a month than to endure the symptoms.

[MegaLoVania]

@Dekubud yes

[minimonilee]

in my opinion instead of making a menstruation machine they should make something which would either lessen the pain (I know that there are pills or tablets for it but it'll take a while until it works) or just invent something which can stop the menstruation because it really sucks to have them -.- it's so annoying that every once in a month I wish I was a boy xD

[RosaFelton]

That's not weird at all.

[thelalala901]

What is this i don't even

[Ninjaasaurus]

0:57 everybody's fool anyone?

[mia234567]

Aaaah ... The Internet .

[Spazbutt66]

I am no 20% more confused

[ChronikDUB]

Who the hell would want this?



[mahlazahpwnage]

DO.NOT.WANT!

[OneWithTheMuffins]

It looks like an awesome fashion accessory instead of something that reminds me why being a woman sucks... XD

[Wooaauuw]

I.. feel sick.

[santimarcano]

screwing up

[arsenalfanshukri]

sense.....this video made none....

[Bot26H]

coming soon: birth giving machine

[xionmay108]

I'm a girl... and this video is messed up shit.

[ItsMeTime001101]

Here's a little thought.....Sure, cramps are very painful at times, but they really are not horrible enough to send a person to the ground gushing blood or anything like that. They make it seem like a horror show! 0_0'

[Arenbia]

@ItsMeTime001101 Yeah, but I've had some girl friends who get them really bad. Have to be drugged up on pain killers or else she can't move.

[ItsMeTime001101]

@Arenbia Oh yeah definitely, I know exactly how that goes down, I'm not downplaying anything at all. Mine get really painful too, I'm just saying that this video did have some unnecessary emphasis is all.

[Arenbia]

@ItsMeTime001101 Not that I'm one to be protesting, lol. I can't really sympathize. Haven't gotten mine in yeeeears.

I suppose the emphasis won't really help market it. n_n;

[Dekubud]

@ItsMeTime001101 It depends of your luck, really. Sometimes I get cramps strong enough to get cold seat and I can't get up or I need to lay down for a while (a few hours).

[fjbwlbkf]

@ItsMeTime001101 Well I already was lying on the ground in pain because of my menstruation. Just because you're lucky enough not to experience it, doesn't mean it's not occuring.

[KamuiJJang]

@ItsMeTime001101 period hurts as fuck.

[SeniorPedobear]

@ItsMeTime001101 YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NEVER HAD A SINGLE PERIOD IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.

[Fluttershyisshy]

@ItsMeTime001101 It does for me.

[TunaSempaii]

@ItsMeTime001101 Actually, the machine sends electrodes to the abdomen, causing cramps to occur while the machine simulates the "blood gushing". He's not really bleeding he's just getting the painful cramps and maybe a little red stain.

[apfiis]

@ItsMeTime001101 well for me it is, i lie an the ground...

[ChouFtw]

@apfiis me too. the pain you feel can vary from month to month or from woman to woman. and indeed, it is a horrorshow for many of us.

[HppyFce]

lol! Who's the actor??

[Tatianna10]

@HppyFce its the creater of the product

[XiloveKoRnX]

Period cramps already hurt like hell for me, so why be like "Hey! Let's have the other gender suffer too! :D"

What the hell. :/

This is so stupid lol. Why would you WANT cramps? They suck.

[Madmelo101]

.........wtf smosh

[kevos4life]

Trust me, a kick in the balls hurts like heck too!

And the more periods you have, the less you feel the pain.

[dannylloll]

@kevos4life kick in the nuts hurts more than giving birth to a baby

only giving birth takes longer :|

[RedxAngelx]

@dannylloll Just how on earth would you know that? Unless you've got balls and still have given birth to a baby.

[kevos4life]

@dannylloll Yeah, I know, I've read that somewhere

It's because women make natural painkillers when giving birth

[WeezeeDem]

@kevos4life if you know how the kick in the balls feels.. how can you know about period pain... and the pain degrading the more periods you have?

[EmoGoneGood]

Haha who would buy this? Only a freak...

[Rikomag]

Seriously Japan, wtf?!

[AntiqueDasies]

thanks smosh.. thank's alot. :l

[ditdude820]

So..... is it a girl or a guy in drag?

[xXtHeNoTeBoOkXx]

I want to get this for my dad so he won't be such an ass to my sister, mom, and I when we menstruate >:D

Although, I'm sure men want to feel pain in their abdomen and have blood drip out of their schlong. 

[Awsumness77749008]

THE FUCK???? O.O

[dannylloll]

now make a machine so women can feel how it is to get kicked in the nuts!

[EthanStrummer]

@dannylloll I asked a guy this once and he said it feels like your first period I was like "wtf?" then he answered that or the time my friend almost shattered my pelvic bone with a kick >_<

[kdauthor]

@dannylloll Pff thats a little different dont you think?

Women HAVE to have periods, men dont nessacrly get kicked in the nuts.. unless they deserve it.

FYI yes I'm a girl but I've never kicked a guy in the nuts... just saying. <XD

[Lamarfin]

Waaaaaaiiiit wtf did i just watch?

[bagaaoglong]

Well, I guess the one good thing about it is that it could help trans women feel more like natural women, as, at the moment, not even hormones and sex reassignment surgery could make a trans woman have a period. So it's one step towards technology helping people like this.

Otherwise...I don't know why a man would want to experience what many women already call "bloody hell". Perhaps morbid curiosity.

[GtheJAR]

oh.. that's cool! one question tho.... WHY????

[An93Ni]

I'd definitely use this for torturing a guy! Other than that... I don't really see the point of it :D

[Dez13040287]

What the fuck is wrong with people

[MoneySageJones]

this is messed up but i like the song

[yumiulrich4eva]

This machine does not compare how it hurts and how frustrating it is! There's hormones involved too if you wanna know!

[LightningWolfang]

Maybe this would be of use to transexual men who want to experience periods and thus feel more of a woman?

[LuciaMalpense]

@LightningWolfang Someone commented something like that on Smosh.com..

[littleerik325]

Atleast the music is good....

[BellaGinnyGirl]

Wait.. What? I don't, i don't even.. What the fuck?

[UndeadKIRA]

girls have periods,

guys have nuts, which with any not "soft" can almost kill

, at least we can try to avoid it tho

[ATS242]

...wtf has this world come to?

[therealmassiekur]

was it really necessary to dress up like a girl?

[Jumbif]

It's true... I've always wanted to know.

[gvanderleun]

A useless excuse for "art" with nothing going on behind it. Made by the brain dead for the brain deader.

[MrSmileyZombie]

Vagina jokes are old. Period. *Pfffchhh* :}

[jessyan1016]

I think guys should feel the pain of the girls xD they will understand better how we feel on those days not only the physical pain but the emotional cause a lot of girls their mood change drastically. Luckily I don't suffer at all in mine lol. I actually like it Smosh always post random but cool/interesting things to watch ^^

[CBgameplays]

@jessyan1016 That's not smosh... it's a poster on the smosh pit. Daniel Dominguez.

[Ganondorf64]

the song is actually cool, what's the name of it?

[Paerlex]

For some reason I find this video awesome and I really like the song, it's cool the way science and technology is mixed with music and fun, even if the concept is kinda weird. =^.^=

[MacTwiggles]

this shit is so wierd ?!!? who would even buy this?

[mivthevampire]

um.. is it a girl or guy in the video :S ?!

[XosuperdivaoX]

@mivthevampire I think a guy ^_^

[LifelessCreeper]

@mivthevampire A guy.

[GamerIine101]

@mivthevampire I think it's actually a girl.

[hannersification]

Am I the only one who seriosuly loves this song and video?? I think it's bloody brilliant!

[twinkyhoho]

@hannersification that was punny xD

[fruit8itself]

Humans will always feel the need to control, alter, and overall understand.

[XplosiveJennyyBear]

If a guy complains about mood swings. They need to go build a car or somthin.

[Gamerwolf2009]

why? why Japan? WHY? what is the point of this? o.O

[JasmineYty0607]

Mother of god.

[ranichihara]

I don't understand or I can't see this on video, what happens when machine start to bleed? you have to run for a toilet¿ Because the machine goes outside the clothes, you can't wear a compress, what if you aren't able to go to toilet?xD

[kwengkynator]

It said that her aim is to eliminate menstruation along with it the pain associated with it. It is also understandable that replicating the cycle would help one person understand, control, predict and or eliminate a thing such a the menstrual cycle. With all that said and done THIS IS STILL WEIRD. Maybe just refocus your efforts on creating something to eliminate the pain in a physical level like better pain killers :)

[OhGoshNozz]

What on earth..

[anime7world]

I'm a chick and I wish this pain on them LOL Im no sadist, but some guys got to learn. Its tough love.

[killjoy131]

@anime7world thats cool man im a dude and i think some girls need to learn the pain of getting hit in the nuts.

*READ THIS, JAPANESE PEOPLE*

[WeezeeDem]

@killjoy131 I'm a girl.. and i'm curious to see what they would make for this!!!!

[mstechnokitteh]

Japan. Created 85% of the weirdest shit in the world.

[mstechnokitteh]

I'm a girl and I'm thinking to myself, "Why would guys want this?" Sure it's hurts but thats because we're female and it's mother nature. Yes, guys don't understand what it feels like..but why would ANY female wish this kind of pain on them? I feel very uncomfortable that this woman is screwing with mother nature! O_O

[qazokmal]

This is a really bad idea.

[ZMJ01]

What the fucking fuck is she thinking? so because she feels pain she thinks that others should feel it? that someone would intentionally want to feel that.. crazy bitch

[iluvalexndegus]

Dear Japan,

What the actual fuck?

confuseddd

[voicelessband]

Neat machines, bad advertising.

[Hammerfall3141]

Why would any guy want that?

[FinalFantasyResident]

What.....the......f***!

[PANDACRAP1]

Omg...why? Why would someone make a machine that hurts them self. stupid

[Enski94]

Fucking stupid....

[pandakeen]

Strangely, I want the mp3 to this song very badly. :|

Like, a lot.

[MimeSlayer1337]

... Why?

[dothack2]

smosh brought me here... to the weird p[art of youtube.

[blueweb00]

some guys just want to be girls... wtf

[882825]

uhhhhh O.o

[LordSatanspriest666]

I find this hard to masturbate to !

[l33wart453]

DAMN, HOW DID I GET HERE?!

[KaiiRena]

In the future, boys don't complain for you to "change your tampon."

[gydeme]

The fact that this exists makes me think we are devolving

[MasterChefChop]

@gydeme we are

[angeleyes9227]

.....WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!

[KuroCartoonist]

I know i like japan but i think, no I know that i've been seen "The Real WTFs "of it (underWeb of Japan)

[Duckii96]

1) What the heck O_o

2) Next time I hear a boy complain about his girlfriend or someone being on her period, I should totally mail him something like this and make him wear it for a week.

[wilsonlam97]

WTFFFFF

[enjoi320]

looooooool



[AstParanormalSeeker]

cant women take pain killers to help with the pain from periods ?

[Kaydr3n]

@AstParanormalSeeker yeah but sometimes it doesn't even help bleeding down there isn't comfortable either thinking it can leak on your pants at anymore sucks ass.

[RareandFriends]

@AstParanormalSeeker for some girls yes you can take pain killers, but for others the pain is so severe that nothing can really help. I've had to miss school sometimes every month because I was hurting so bad, and even when I was whacky from pain killers I was still hurting. It's just something we have to go through <=\

[twinkyhoho]

@AstParanormalSeeker ya women do it just after awile their ammune system fights it better s it wont work anymore im not stupid like that i dont take many pills just when its VERY nessasary. they do need to find a way to stop the perioids it would make everyones lives easier>.<

[ObsidianCrafta]

What the fuck is wrong with Japan

[roxi2255]

WHAT?!



[axyskilet]

shit....what did I just see?.....I was lucky to have finished my dinner before watching this...

[cmsrawrr]

Yep. Us girls just sit on the toilet until it allll drips out..

[Somebody121]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Samiam108642]

Japan, always making the world a better place C:

[NinjasRfunE]

wtf did I just watch?

[NeonPuke1]

I love how everyone's freaking thefuq out. LOL.

And as a girl, I pray that you guys will never have to feel the pain of a period

Goddayum no one should feel it. Period

Lololol

[TheAngelValerie1]

@NeonPuke1 amen! it effing sucks :'(

[BringMehTheBrides]

I can see RWJ using this

[50pence12]

We should pay more attention to Japan and what they do in there free time ¬¬...

[XParisxInxFlamesX]

If i man was really man enough, he would try doing that shit once a fucking month.

[CxerRy96]

i thought it said masturbation machine and then when i red the title again i was like what the fuck who would wan't that? haha

[chickenemoman]

Its not as painful for you women, for you have been made to bleed from there, while men arent supposed to be able to fucking BLEED OUT OF OUR FUCKING ANUSES OR EURPHRAS!, wherever its meant to affect! You sick fuck, why would you make that?! Is it some sort of freaking fetish? What next?! A machine that gives women kidney stones?! Seriously! We ar not supposed to bleed from there, that freaks me out more than the idea of tentacle porn (C wut i did thar), anyways just NO, no1 will wear it cept u.

[Eva12340]

Don't see the point in this. But I mean, at least in a world where nothings original - This is definitely unique.

[CenterEntertainment]

OH WHY THANK YOU SOO GODDAMN MUCH

THIS IS REALLY GONNA MAKE THE WORLD BETTER

D-:<

[Ez0rus]

What the hell is wrong with this bitch, a guy that uses this or dresses up as a girl showed be shot dead

Its what women get for being whores we don't want it

[Katiecatkitty]

well its not the same because its not gonna make u like pms or anything. also, if it hurts too much, u can actually take it off!

[SwinubLoveShaymin]

The music really freaks me out. It's like she want to revenge someone really bad...

I have one question, with full respectful: why didn't she use the time she used to make this machine to make a machine that can help women go through their period without hurting (or at least decrease the hurting level)?

I mean... Does this world has enough pain already?

Anyway, I couldn't create a machine like that, I'm only 13... so congratution!

[Pekingeendje]

@SwinubLoveShaymin Idk about other countries, but in Holland we have a pill called Aleve Feminax, which you can simply buy at a drugstore and it helps against the cramps very, very well. If you have bad moodswings, that sucks but it doesn't hurt you.

[nicobroue]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRKKKKKKKK­

[earthlightninggirl]

I still don't get how it works but I don't think I want to...

[Peartnoy518]

um... whatever floats your boat, I guess...

[ShionXeriawind]

oh god why ....

[DanielleQuadeTV]

Is it weird that I find this song extremely catchy?

[janskrinjar]

why ... would anyone make, or even use that ... ever ? where is the f* point ????

[girlieManda]

i found the weird part of YouTube again....

[StephIsNotMyName]

@girlieManda there's no "weird part", it's called the internet.

[Head1essC1own]

Saw this at the Museum of Modern art.

[LiviFairy]

How fascinating! Well if a guy (or a person born with male genitalia who identifies as a female) wants to have a period, no skin off my nose! To each his . . . or her . . . own. It's kind of admirable, really. Someone who wants to be a girl so badly, they're willing to experience even the worst parts of womanhood. Now that. Takes. Balls. For lack of a better word. Bravo.

[LuiSMiKiM]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!! que fuerte!!! ahora tambien nos quieren poner la regla falsa!! jajajajajaja luego que será... daremos leche en polvo?? jajajajajajajajajaja!!! aiiinnnsss estos chinos....

[paulapgp]

@LuiSMiKiM JAJAJA es buena pero es una japonesa

[locaxelsurfymerlin]

@LuiSMiKiM no es para ofenderte pero eske odio a la gente ke se ekiboka de sitioesa chica es japonesa no chna,,no se pk todo el mundo se ekiboka,a mi me gusta el K.pop i estan igual "esos chinitos"

[ImPalacio]

She's cute.

And I would put that on in a few guys I know! jum!

[skiel666]

i don't want to live in this planet anymore

-_-

[wallace86442]

Oh fuck I'm in that weird part of youtube again :(

[wolfcrapshit]

god! weird part of youtube thanks to the news ¬¬, but com'! its just some blood! like any scratch! remember that wet dream are.. kinda SUPER nice, but u have to change pants every night! and its annoying!

Stupid invention.

[Christine6]

I know a few guys that could use this machine, no more joking about periods then lol. Though tbh i don't get cramps with mine at all, so i guess im lucky in that sense, its still annoying though

[metalicalizada]

ecaaa

[elfabella]

I saw this at the MoMa! It's really cool.

[Hanayima]

 Menstruaception >_>