How To Stop Farting

[RingKay15]

lol I am farting a lot so I dun't wanna go to bed and stink up the whole room :(

[Remer595]

I stopped at fatty foods

[thethirdval]

Are bananas that crunchy?

[no1diamondgeezer]

i like to smell my own

[cupikate]

what the heck am i wATCHING

[autonomous2010]

ARE YOU MAD!?!?!!?

I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!!!!

[squirell1952]

there are anti-fart pills out there. try mail order or the web.

[adder450]

Stop farting by stopping breathing or opening your mouth.

[MrPlayer258]

OMG I SHIT MYSELF FROM LAUGHING SO HARD FROM THE COMMENTS LMFAO

[puertoricanpuddinpi]

Wow, that's a 1:46 seconds of my life I can never get back. :/

[arun9421]

All of those things he told me not to eat.......Are you mad.......Get a life videojug!

[smhatman]

or put superglue on a buttplug.

[supermithos555]

so basically stop eating

[Sphinxx47]

shove a suppressor up your ass...DONE!

[fav13andacdc]

Just eat a goddamn vegetable!

[froo13]

oh well like farting anyways

[froo13]

as soon as he said peppermeant and ginger im like HELL NO IM OUT OF HERE XD

[no1diamondgeezer]

i like to smell my own

[firendable]

@no1diamondgeezer because u have downs syndrome

[bourky93]

@firendable Everyone tolerates their own farts, even you. If you deny, then you're just making it hard on you :P

[firendable]

@bourky93 wtf is wrong with you people? HOW THE HELL CAN U LIKE UR OWN FART!

[MrPlayer258]

@no1diamondgeezer ROFL WTF

[2kmarine]

i almost feel forced to do this

[Cartastic2277]

i never knew a banana would cruch..

[menmenmenization]

they spelt fibre wrong

[gamecrazyoo1]

i pissed my self when i saw this in suggastions

[Wep0n]

Buy a buttplug.

[MrPlayer258]

@Wep0n lmao

[Marin33561]

say goodbye to peppermint and say hello to FRIED FAT and FIBER LOL

[B3KO1722]

OR...JUST FART!

[brianlovescod]

A whole loaf of bread? You BASTARDS!

[LukRacer]

i farted while watching this vid

[XxXxbaybayxXxX]

i dont even eat .......

[MrBahhh31]

wow i wished they'd show us this kind of stuff in health class.

[ChozoSpacePanda]

... I love that beer lizard <3

[MsOmNomNomz]

He took the medicine with alcohol...

[P4KiiST4N]

Dude why do you have to make a retarded video which isnt funny its just sad whyvcant you make normal professional video and no crazy man screaming in my face.

[FourtE2]

1:37 BULL SHIT

[PurpleColoredGiraffe]

Thumbs up if you got here from "How To Tie A Turban"

[TheCicadasings]

Now do one on how to stop breathing!

[Samurai219]

HEY! The angry video game nerd drinks Rolling Rock.

[Silkie341]

Move to England. We consider farts absolutely hilarious so you can live free and fart proud in the land of Johnny Fartpants & Mr. Methane. Why even her majesty the Queen loves a good fart joke and all prime ministers must guff out loud before taking office. We had such high hopes for Gordon Brown after he farted out 'Flower of Scotland' but alas his political skills weren't up to his truly amazing chuffing.

[blgbabiboy]

BOOT CAMP

[Vixi1205]

Just hold the fart inside you? lol dumb

[iRingoDrums]

How did I get here 0_o?!?

[1999costy]

if I take this diet a gonna die from starving

[MrAUFANATIC]

PPPPPPPRRRRRRRRR OOPS SORRY

[wesstu1]

STOP SHOUTING AT ME!!!!!!!

[CuteArielXOX]

I'm sending this to my brother :)

[WorldWalker128]

Even though all of the items listed to get rid of are actually GOOD for you. Minus the gum, beer, ice cream, and bread. Bread is grain. Grains, when you chop them down to health info, are Carbs. Carbs become sugars. In other words, too much bread (or beer) can give you Diabetes.

[spartant22]

No vegetables?

[Montove]

he threw away a loaf of bread

[andrewman3ie3]

so people, all u need to do is eat junk food ok? then in some 5yrs u will hav a big ballon sized gas thing stuck in u just like me and i will hurt like HELL!!!!!!!! so... just keep farting, trust me

[richard12345471]

or 1 day give him some laxative!

[Swampertchamp]

@wolverinewow Thanks! :)

[Ma1zABynkker]

@wolverinewow are you a girl or a *ay

[Ma1zABynkker]

@wolverinewow are you a girl or a *ay-

[Sonic920andBOOYAH41]

why am i watching this

[terceldude]

@wolverinewow hahahahaha! :D Really? :D

[RBplayzRunningBack]

no fuck that i love farting

[MrJakethebaker420]

HOLY FUCK!!! did you see that lizaerd in the fridge!?!?!?

[Pr3zlam3n]

@MrJakethebaker420 HAHAHAHAHAHA



[Gunit169]

i farted..

[RobloxiaVideos]

This video made me lmao.

[fatmouth007]

0:55 Aww crap, there goes my entire diet.

[superlegoninja101]

no way

[trio3d]

FUCK YOU

[TheNeutraair]

You want to know what I love about this video is that it's a video to stop farting and on over to the right there's a video thats called How to fart on command thats just awesome.

[stayoutofmyhouse]

WHY THE HELL AM I HERE!?!?!?!

[Slic3R1]

that swallowing sound was fucking annoying

[xoxoBlackBarbiexoxo]

Thumbs Up if the list of 'Foods to remove from your diet' is your whole diet.

[TheNeutraair]

@xoxoBlackBarbiexoxo I think that there watching us while we eat and sleep they know if we benn bad or good so be good for goodness sake or is that some other guy I don't know all I know was I just saw my shoping list that take to the store.

[eRapper01]

How to stop farting: Don't eat and don't drink!

[liamjd1]

EXCESSIVE FLATULENCE!

[GoddessLacus]

Videojug has the funniest tutorials ever!

[Msemospongebob]

thumbs up you watched this just cuz it said "fart"

[codzeh]

226 peopl couldnt stop farting

[wizzerkid96]

*fibre

[zabacbokser1995]

retard



[omgitzsophiaaa]

Was this supposed to be serious?

[RudiL94]

i just duct tape my ring piece.

[emosaur666]

so in other words dont eat anything healthy....i can do that

[crackerbomb2]

Simpiler solution. just hold it in go to your nearsist woods Fart away!. no diet,chemicials requierd

[Emziipan]

* Fibre. ¬¬

[stsostube]

Have FUN passing gas because PSN is down!

[sofakartafla]

just stop eating

[balletzenaida]

WTF, Why don't you just stop eating?... As long as you fart in the bathroom nobody cares (Or at least not me, hahaha)

[TheNorwegianBadBoy97]

who cares? U can fart as much is a want to

[dragonforks93]

@TheNorwegianBadBoy97 This sounds pretty philosophical to me...

[TheNorwegianBadBoy97]

@dragonforks93 lol epic spelling fail by me :D

[FFXobsessed]

i like farts, you like farts, we all like farts

[MxoscarxT]

lol ass at 1:27

[clubpenguin235]

Pause at 1:27

[lxlairswellxl]

Yes, Yes, Yes,.. Eat right NO... next video.

[bunnyz324]

just hold it in

[dumfart21]

why would you want to stop, farting feels great man!

[King4GTA]

so i should take meds with a beer =)

[TheTantanski]

2=epic face

2=epic face

2=epic face

1=JIZZ IN MAY PAAAANTS.

[Coppulor]

@wolverinewow I tried that and it didnt work. I sat on the terlit to shove it up in there and when I got up and bent over to pull up my pants, I farted and it shot out, bounced off the back of the toilet and into the sink. It was terribly traumatic. so do I peel the banana? do plantains work just as well? can I use the mini bananas because the larger ones hurt my anus when I try to shove them in there. thanks for your help

[Fr34kzor]

I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A FUCKING PLANE OR SOMETHING

[ladycucumberington]

There's nothing wrong with too much fiber-and what a waste of food in this video-and that guy should really stop screaming.

[lithiumexp]

huge nose

[420awesomeness]

if this was suppposed to be serious....it was stupid.

if it was supposed to be funny....fuck you.

[sweetupsoccerchick]

when they were reading the things to stay away from i was like ew ew ew never eat that anyways ew i can live ect. then when he said GUM i was like

BUT WAIT...........PAUSE how can i give up GUM

#realshit

[sarah9847]

So what you're saying is... give up everything that makes me happy and I can stop farting? No thank you!

[King4GTA]

@sarah9847 but you still get to take meds with a beer

[Qrayon]

Never eat or drink while standing up, only while sitting down.

[MrSuperman787]

youtube.com/watch?v=lfCNrSahcH­8&feature=related

[masterbobman]

i farted watching this video

[AnimeRoxorz13]

214 people cut beer out of their diet, therefore going insane

[Bonnman100]

If you really wanna stop farting, (stop breathing !) lol  suicide ahhhhh lol jk

[lilshorty519]

i wnt beer i will sew u give me beer :D

[konnman]

why would any guy want to stop farting?? I don't get it. Its a great icebreaker in the elevator or when or the shoe guy is fitting your shoes.

[MrTopApps]

Try removing: all of the food you have.. and replace it with cauliflower!!!!

[1939PlymouthRatRod]

i LOVE FARTING AND THANKS FOR TELLING ME HOW TO FART MORE AND BETTER.

[bigknife38]

Crudely Painted Not So Funny Plywood Cutout Folkart!!!

[TheOnlyChrisredfild]

@bigknife38 TEEHEE

[SuperrSpecialAwesome]

ew.

[Boknoyboknoy]

Its normal to fart

[thenotsew]

How to make babies.

Step 1: BAM BAM BAM BAM, wanna take it from here bam bam.

Step 2: BAMBAM BAMBAM, wannatake it from here Emeril.

Step 3: BAM!!!!

[TheOnlyChrisredfild]

@thenotsew What The FU-COWS

[Alienspider1]

Why was that banana crunchy?

[vidwatcher31951]

@Alienspider1 Maybe it was frozen. LOL!!!

[terceldude]

@Alienspider1 lol

[notinbutblackops]

@Alienspider1 you probably heard me shit myself

[uploooood]

I JUST FARTED

[shohmyoh]

They forgot to mention not sit down so much. At my last jobs that required a lot of sitting I would be farting a lot by the end of the day because when you are sitting your intestines don't work as much so the food in it creates more gas.

[1chasegamer]

This is avgn in disguise . you can tell because he drinks rolling rock :)

[xxxExCaliburxx]

Thumbs up 4 avgn rolling rock

[lewiboy11]

I squeezed out a fart while I watch this I might of even shit myself

[EmilyRocker42]

OH COME ON we all have to fart its part of nature

[supermartyn3000]

i like this epic voice

[MrBuddlover]

i farted 4 times while watching this, i drank a beer and ate some chips aswell....

[SADFACE1000]

Personnaly I think a dildo does the trick. Works like a charm!!

[tallyhoman911]

i just fart cause i don't give a fuck :D

[TheRealEtniesgirl9]

i farted while watching this.

[Gamerwolf2009]

I squeeze my cheeks together and make it slither out quietly.

[shoeswithnails]

Don't breathe:You'll fart.

[jimbostratus]

@shoeswithnails lame.

[RockinIfiie]

When I'm about to fart, I burp so its less awkward, or like say you coughed

My cough sounds like that ;)

[Allipoppi]

Imagine some ppl took this seriously and really did all of those things.......LOL

[kickyobut4]

all that is fake farts are made from ur stomach bacteria's shit when it builds up u shit out ur stomachs shit but i agree it's funner just to let 1 rip like me on a bong

[ForteHeroX1990]

1:25 Still Gassy? Gassy? GASSY? lmao

[NafoK1]

wat

[lostmymind100]

Do they realize your not supposed to take medicine with alcohol !!!!!

[DeluxeReissue]

@lostmymind100

It's not prescription medicine you twit. It's charcoal tablets.

[OGOLDskoolX]

0:09: arnold swarzin.........swertzen.....n­igger.....oooops :p,

 you get the point

[Mrlolmanlolz]

step one fart step 2  blame it on a mate

[royalsteven]

This did not explain how not fart in someone's face anymore.

[jefflikesguitar]

I smell therefore I am. Wow. That was pretty deep!

[odd7de7la7robia]

I'm not shamed about it its my "conversation stopper"

[SnakeChicken911]

why is this video more popular than the "how to be single and happy video?"

[JuStInCrOsS1000]

I.....perfer to stick to tha fatty foods :D

[pornoslut]

soooo eat like nothing and you will be fine !!! I really hope this wasnt real . I found this to be super obnoxious and not really helpful . I dont even know how I got here lol I was watching somethig totally different !

[MrAlexq79]

my wife farts when I m shagging her up her arse.

[z1r000]

I just farted watching this vid ..

[saints360row]

I don't want to stop, I want to start.

Seriously though, it's funny as hell to see the looks on peoples' faces when you let a big one rip  in a crowd. LMFAO

[trippycat123]

so if I don't breath, I wont fart

[StreamingKnowledge]

Most of the things they say to cut out are extremely healthy.

[provocator1983]

Beer is fartable too)))

[derbigpr500]

lol these videos are so stupid they're funny.

[LagBoy86]

203 of the people Love to fart in their moms face.

[lovinnkaylaxox]

i came here for the lawls

[pootyman300]

Gas x also helps you stop farting this Friday is saw a commerical

[ardotschgi1]

or just put a corc up your anus

[ZhaneTheGreat]

That guy's facial expressions creep me the fuck out.

[CeramicSkateTeam]

thumbs up if you farted while watching this video

[rocker544]

i farted nine times while watching this...

[gr8gunner101]

@rocker544 nice...

[Electroguy1996]

Didn't know Billy Mays did infomercials.

[halfbakedtim]

when i fart in class i just say excuse me and smile

[Dis0Biz]

we cant drink beer?!?!?!

[phigammasigma]

wear gas mask

[freakinsqueeztarts]

I put this on cuz I thought it might be funny but Im pretty sure its either serious or the longest drawn out joke ever

[DragonOrderDrawing]

why does that asshole need to scream?

[phigammasigma]

@DragonOrderDrawing hahahahaha yeah your right,why need to shout

[MrCrapInBed]

i love to fart

THUMBS UP if you like to fart and smell it