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  • I like when when matt damon says "matt damon" in the heat of battle. Hahaha he sounds determined.

  • MATT DAMON SMASH!!!!1111one1111!!!!

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  • And that was just the life of Matt Damon

  • if you listen very carefully he said matt damon

  • At the end of we bought a zoo I yelled MATT DAMON! and when I saw a poster for happy feet 2 that had said matt damon me and my friends went MATT DAMON!

  • I am Matt Damon and I find this Matt Damon.

  • whats his name again?

  • Matt Damon

  • I read that they didn't intend to call Matt Damon retarded in the movie but when they saw the puppet and how derpy it looked, they couldn't resist. x)

  • Matt Damon.

    - Matt Damon

  • the f.a.g. in the beginning adds to it.

  • Who's that Pokemon?

  • Met Deimom

    well that's how he spells it

  • Did anyone else get here from Kim Jong Il video's?

  • @1Sladman1 yea were badass

  • MATT DAMON I CHOOSE YOU!

  • @BoHoVsGolf MATT DAMON used Matt Damon!... It's not very effective

  • Oscar worthy. 

  • I swear I pee my pants every time I see this.

  • Matt Day-minn..

  • Matt Damon killed Kim Jong

  • He deserved every bit of this ridicule.

  • @germanicelt 100% agreed

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  • His greatest performance...

  • "Maaatt Daaamon!" *neck snap*

  • Meeatt Damon

  • Matt Damon.

  • Matt Damon should start a band with Timmy.

  • cool Hot latin blond girl

  • Dramatic Matt Damon, Proud Matt Damon, Angry Matt Damon, Surprise Matt Damon, Adrenaline Matt Damon... Dead

  • I must have watched this twenty times and it is still funny.

  • hm i am from uk

  • his greatest role ever

  • FAT DAVID!!!

  • matt damon was funniest in 0:06

  • Lol listen to liberals try to spin this, Parker and Stone knew what they were doing. Democrats are retards and so are Alex Baldwin and Matt Daamon

  • @Thescreensaverr Uhhh....look it up, pal. Trey Parker and Matt Stone are good friends with Damon. Moron.

  • @MasterSinatra ok F.A.G.

  • Matt Damon, Matt Damon, Matt Damon, Matt Damon, Matt Damon, Matt Damon, Matt Damon, Matt Damon, Matt Damon, Matt Damon, Matt Damon, Matt Damon, Matt Damon, Matt Damon, Matt Damon, Matt Damon, Matt Damon, Matt Damon, Matt Damon, Matt Damon, Matt Damon, Matt Damon, Matt Damon, Matt Damon, Matt Damon, Matt Damon, Matt Damon, Ben Stiller.

  • I like the part where he says: "Matt Damon".

  • If Matt Damon is the "smart" one between him and Affleck - how f'ing dumb must Ben be then?

  • press 8 really fast but not increasingly fast, just enough to hear *snap* the guy in front is like OH NO CHU DIDAN maaaatt daamon is like OW. and the guy at the back is raping him...that shall be all?

  • Lol I feel sorry for Matt Damon. Moral is; if you ever see Matt Stone or Trey Parker, you run.

  • so Tell me your fantasies and let's make them a reality

  • (snap) lol

  • maaaaatttt daaaamon

  • press 0 for MATT DAMON

    press 1 for MATT DAMON

    press 2 for dramatic silence with MATT DAMON

    press 3 for MATT DAMON

    press 4 for jump with MATT DAMON

    press 5 for ATT DAMON

    press 6 for MATT DAMON's pose with MATT DAMON

    press 7 for AMON

    press 8 for MATT DAMON's dead / FATALITY

    press 9 to be pulled down Matt Damon

  • @timberkiller666 press 3 for MATT DAMON whacking his weasel.

  • Everyone I know thinks of this when we hear Matt Damon.

  • slow in the head

  • I like the part where Matt Damon says "Matt Damon."

  • This gave me diabetes

  • is he retarded?

  • MYAT DAYMIN!

  • @9100040000 haha epic XD

  • MATT DAYYMEHHH!!!!

  • Mad demon

    Mad david

    Matt gayman

    Matt demon

  • @9100040000

    LOLOL.

  • Matt.... Damon xD

  • @9100040000 AHAHAHAHH

  • Timmah!

  • ...and not only that, not all of them are fans anyway

  • Michele Bachmann for President! It’s time this country has a Mom, I’m tired of the dead beats Dads! :) We haven’t had a real President (Leader) since Ronald Reagan…

    Fudge Packers Beware! You’re going down and this time it won’t be in a bath house…

  • me and my buddy went to see True Grit and when u first see matt damon in the corner of the girls room at the beginning of the movie sum1 in the theatre went "Maaat Daamon" like this.. we laughed our asses off for like 10 minutes and had no idea wat the movie was about.. I can no longer watch Matt Damon movies =(

  • matt damoon

  • A wise man once told me:"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT DAAMON!".i remember this whenever i feel ronery.

  • matt damon = puppet version of Timmy

  • i loved the part when he said Matt damon

  • While Matt Damon was originally meant to be an intelligent person in the film, Parker and Stone saw during production that his puppet was so malformed it "looked retarded."

    -Wikipedia

    LOL

  • @Silhouette93 i pissed myself

  • @Silhouette93 Kind of like real life then!

  • @Silhouette93 LMAO

  • @Silhouette93 you mean interrigent

    

  • keep pressing 8 to break maaaattttt daaaammmmaaaannnss neck

  • Matt Timmmaaahh!

  • and his last words was and i quote: Matt Damon

  • MATT DAMON

  • Hold 3- Matt is jacking himself off...

  • MAYYYYYT DAAAAAMON

  • 0:10 is bestes !

  • wats Matt Damon doing at 0:04

    0_0

  • @ozonepizza3562 hahahaahah XD

  • it's funny because matt damon is fucking stupid

  • @AdverbAdjective actually thats not why its funny, but thanks for your attempt at input

  • @dahoboman actually it is. thanks for your attempt at a rebuttal

  • Matt Damon

  • I liked the brief pauses between him saying "Matt Damon."

  • im so ronry, oh so ronry... so rorny and sadry arone :(

  • @Siniztar88 you do know that pricks like you have done more advertising for Justin Bieber than UMG could ever possibly dream of?

  • is this a reference to Timmy?

    Timmeh!!

  • @Siniztar88 WHO THE FUCK CARES? NOT EVEN RELEVANT TO THE VIDEO

  • MATT DAMON!

  • @Siniztar88 Justin Bieber owns a harley and shouts out very Obnoxious crap?! becuase thats the new def. of what FAG/FAGGOT means. A Very loud & Obnoxious Person who owns a harley Motorcycle. Thats the new real deffination of it my friend. lol

  • Matt Damon

  • Those were some FUGLY looking puppets. :-\

  • i liked the part where he sais matt damon

  • MISSED SPELLED QUOTE FROM VIDEO! (in caps lock obviously)

  • i like the bit where he says Matt Damon

  • SARAH PALIN COULD BE PRESIDENT, AND THAT IS A REALLY SCARY THING...MATT DAYMON

  • my favorite part is the end...

  • MYATT DAYMOND

  • @Siniztar88 bingo

    

  • @Siniztar88

    And yet you love him so much that you have to put his name into every youtube video you touch.

  • This is what happens to you when:

    You hear too much Justin Bieber/Rebecca Black

    Read too much Twilight

    Listen to Sarah Palin speak for more then two minutes.

  • Mattt Damunnnnnn

  • MATT DAMUUUUHN!

  • MATT DAMON!

  • the paody is uncanny i could barely tell it wasnt matt damon actually acting

  • @xx1andONLYCJxx That wasn't Matt Damon?

  • Matt Damon. MATT DAMON!

  • press 3 for matt damon masterbating

  • Press 4 for TEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAAAG.

  • who's matt damon?

  • Press 5 for the Damon Dance.

  • Matt Damon

  • Matt Damon

  • my favorite is button 8

  • What they said in the wiki was right. His marionette does look retarded.

  • lmao keep pressing 3 button

  • Actually, Matt Damon is a good actor and a very good writer.

    I understand this is a parody (and a funny one) but I dont understand people saying he is a douche bag or untalented. He is way more talented then many actors and writers out there that are making double hes salary. And the fact that he married a woman that comes from a poor background only speaks good of him and uncharacteristic of a douche bag.

  • @mosquitoman006 in the movie, they thought at first, matt should be inteligent and speak wisely but when then they saw the puppet, they cahnged their minds. so that is why he speaks stupidly.

  • @mosquitoman006 its not matt damon the actor I hate, its matt damon the liberal cocksucker I hate

  • 0:03 I like to shout my name while I masturbate too

    (I copied this comment, but it is still hilarious)

  • Press 4, for epic creep dance :D

  • press 8 repeatedly.. epic stuff

  • @Pontexzor The same if you press 4 repeatedly.

  • @Pontexzor whoa, how.. did.. you...

  • @Pontexzor whoa, how.. did.. you...

  • mad demoahn

  • *crraaacckk*

  • MHAT DAYMUN.

  • Press 3 repeatedly.

  • @Siniztar88 by far the BIGGEST fuckin DBAG on the planet! =

  • This is the highlight of MATT DAMONS! career

  • his best acting in a movie, ever

  • WHO'S THAT POKEMON

  • @DrMopZodiac IT'S AHNOLD!

    AHNOLD AHNOLD!

  • mhhaaahht dhhhaammmohnn

  • i made a Mii of matt damon

  • MATT DAMON

  • I love how they make fun of Liberals in this movie.

  • @SephirothofShadow i like how they make fun of americans in this movie

  • @libertycaps666 Your ignorance amazes me..

  • @SephirothofShadow i was obviously know trey stone and mat parker are americans it was supposed to be a joke, even though it wasnt very funny lol

  • @libertycaps666

    then don't watch and/or comment

    =P

  • @ArcadeFox hey i have a right to post bad jokes on youtube lol

  • @libertycaps666 Ohh haha my bad xD

  • Wtf was that at 04 LOL

  • MATT F*CKING DAMON

  • 0:06 was EPIC!!!

  • ohh herro

  • Matamon!!!!

  • Oh my god, they killed Matt Damon! You bastards!

  • ahaha yeah! all he says throught out the whole movie is matt daman! ahha

  • If I ever meet Matt Damon, I will definitely be quoting this movie: "Maaatt Daamon"

  • @xKillTheMachines Apparantly loads of people already do that.

  • @xKillTheMachines Thank you for the perfect example of why celebrities should not be obligated by society to be polite and considerate to random fans

  • @VvAnarchangelvV Except I'm not a fan......

  • all i have to say is "Mattt Damon"

  • POKEMON

  • 0:05 i wank myself off when i say my own name too.

  • lol why did they flame matt damon?

  • @walkertexasranger33 Every time they tried to make his puppet his face always came out looking retarded, sot hey decided to make his character a retard to fit the puppet. He was originally going to be an intelligent character in the film but I think this accident made it all the better lol.

  • @TalesOfWar lmao nice i didnt know that

  • maaatt daymannn

  • how has no one made a sparta remix for matt damon that would be halarious

  • DO SWOMTHIN AREC BARDWIN

  • If I was Matt Damon I couldn't help but laugh...

  • ARREC BARWIN

  • I like Matt Damon, but I thought this was hilarious!

  • 30 people didnt Matt Damon.... wait.... wut?

  • MATT DAAAAAAAMON!!

  • Matt Damon - Film Actors Guild (F.A.G)

  • Best Part In The Whole Film.

  • You arr Worthress arec barwin