How to Open a Beer with a Pen - CHOW Tip

[MohoBiechiz]

OR... you could always just chuck the bottle at the wall and lick the beer off...

[QKlilx]

Why do people keep saying Hoegaarden is so good? It's the worst Belgian beer I've had, personally. Belgian beer is supposed to taste amazing.

[The24Aoi]

he just can't afford a bottle opener..

[2sharable]

its wierd how he can just use a bottle opener

[tearzofice]

Why am I watching all the ways to open up a beer? I don't even like beer...

[diocleziano01]

I tryed once but I damaged my first finger tendon!!! :)

[stevenh366]

So I cant open a bottle with a dildo? Since its in my house...Correct?

[varshululu]

THUMBS IF HIS FINGERNAILS ARE UGLY>>>

[unfreez]

Omfg, Hoegaarden, this beer is the best beer in the world

[janisnicolette]

my pen broke dammit!

[Gunsmith420]

i can do this with a bic lighter nigga say watt

[MrZerocounter]

Haha im sure that is so much painfull look he is shaking :D

[zapatos123123]

faggot

[Residew]

@zapatos123123 How?

[zapatos123123]

@Residew I raped your dad.

[Residew]

@zapatos123123 Oh, I see.

[HawtMax]

You pronounced the beers name wrong. And it's beer for girls.

[SharpBladeZzz]

every top comment is 00:! show tits

[theawesomemile]

crona is easy to open because mexcains are lazy.

thums up

[yoe91]

how would you know how a Corona bottle opens up ?!!! It ain't beer !!!

[kembooo000]

SHOW TIIIITS

[xXULTIMATESNIPERXx]

how many fucking beers do you have?!

[solidiquis1]

A hot female shredder by the name of AnnieShred brought me here.

[ninjawest12]

@solidiquis1 Second that.

[mogogrog]

some flip flops and bottle openers under them

[ILvzX]

people wont bring a pen with them... l open my beer with using the end of my lighter.. same method as your

[Eidrian111]

I fucking hate hipsters

[mig1230]

yeah, but now you've ruined your pen...

[Aunch11]

thank you

[Mcghi3]

@CopseyHQ Nah man, you every been going somewere and not in a house and the last thing you would think about lifting was a bottle opener then its obvious you will use a wall, lighter or some other shit to get it open

[comrad141]

wtf is wrong with this fancy pants

[Fifthmuskateer]

Do it with a plastic lighter aswell!

[stickmanmob]

0:01 "show tits" lol

[modhacker11]

0:01 show tits

[djjojo7]

hmm hoegaarden, that's fucking good beer! are you from belgium?

[xXkcho154Xx]

Y u no buy an opener ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[adzy1236]

0:01 show tits.

[WoodsTV100]

Press 2 for dance.

[MephistoLeo]

Thumbs up ho hears "Show tits" everytime a video starts.

[TheZelpa]

Press 8, Like ho garden!?

[Source735]

lol in in all CHOW videos the top comment are '' show tits''

[LaughingGoh]

ok im homeless guy ,i dont have any tools and i lose my teeth because of the numerous beer ,wtf pls help

[JSLSampaio]

@LaughingGoh use your forearm. There's a video for that. Or, sell your computer (or stop paying someone to use their computer) and buy a bottle oppener.

[neraxful]

press 4 for you pushin

[fifemaster100]

press 1, der 

[sinfulsycosis]

It's pronounced "who-gar-den", dawg.

[FPSBass]

i dont get it, why american beer bottles have so loose caps?

[Tutorialsim]

Next video: How to be a alcoholic. Making thousands of videos how to open a beer.. JUST USE A BEEROPENER ?

[mym8srock]

Is everything you do about beer?!

[benny6555]

anything i find in the house, can i open it with the dead rat i found in my cats stomach, or rather whats left of the dead rat?

[kyle2494]

@benny6555 Why were you looking in your cats stomach?

[benny6555]

@kyle2494

i dont but after he eats birds and shit sometimes he vomits up bits of guts and stuff so i can guess what lies inside

[aqzaqz45]

it's not howgharden, it's HOEGAARDEN! you piece of shit!

[pOpajus6666]

Next video : How do open beer witch you dick :|

[pofkut]

yay belgian beer



[jonting91]

i like how he's terribly unenthusiastic in this video

"you can open the bottle with anything you find... like this pen here :("

[iakinthos8]

i just open it with my penis

[dingumfCallofDuty]

I just open it with my hand

[MutedThunder]

I once sliced my finger clean open trying to open a beer bottle with a lighter.

[jabaskijoe]

Surprised hes not trying to open a bottle of PBR.

Isnt that what all the fucking bandwagon hipsters drink nowadays?

[WantaBucket4urCryz]

@jabaskijoe whats PBR?

[darthdrummer89]

@WantaBucket4urCryz Pabst Blue Ribbon

[darthdrummer89]

@jabaskijoe yes sir they do but in all honesty PBR isnt that great to begin with so they can have it for all i care

[ArtilleryBeaver]

@jabaskijoe our stores in canada just got them in, pretty good stuff. best beer that has come to canada or my local stores since keystone

[jabaskijoe]

@ArtilleryBeaver I'm sure canadians can get their hands on much better stuff than PBR. Any import brew is better than PBR, but they arent as "hip" to drink.

[rhytymic]

@jabaskijoe because this video is like 2 years ago

[undernetpolice]

i'm finding this hard to masturbate to

[simon2381]

Dam, this fucking hipster is trying to teach the internet how to open a beer the fancy way -,-

[Shorigun]

Can I open a bottle with my dick?

[phgHunter]

I don't always open bottles of beer, but when I do, I prefer a bottle opener.

[guzarche3]

Beer Science

[imthetank3]

i read the title. but when i saw him, thought he was gona use a calculator or computer to open that beer

[renatomendoncaYT]

How to ruin a pen with a beer

[WhatThePerson]

What happens if the pen explodes?

[TubersAndPotatoes]

Typically a method using lighters, I've never seen a person used a pen before although a pen does have more leverage. Convenient if you always carry a pen, or many pens in your breast pocket all day, you're nametag says Dexter, and happen to like beer. I just carry a mini bottle opener attached with my keys.

[keano6t9]

Awwwwwwwwwwwww my fucking pen!!!!!!!!!!!

[retroicreturns]

371 failed at opening a beer at all

[PixelSh0oter]

Belgian beer! <3

Although we don't have a government, what we do have is BEER!

[mpheak]

He explains it wrong. It's not about pushing down on your finger, it's about pushing down on the cap.

[1lemonberry1]

These chow people must drink sooo much beer!

[crnkylicious]

omg. I LIVE IN HOEGAARDEN!!

[CapScreenplay]

Ho garden? Not quite how they pronounce it in belgium.

[therealsrseers]

can i have the Hoegaarden?

[kfinnguy]

I bet he could open a bottle with his asshole.

[MrGodOfWarful]

i can do same with my penis -.-

[MEGADETHTHRETH]

Hoegarden is lovely german stuff, I have some in the fridge.

[bobrun2000]

@MEGADETHTHRETH Haaaa Heresy, this is Belgian beer!

:p

[bobrun2000]

@MEGADETHTHRETH Aaaaah, blasphemy!

This is Belgian beer!

:p

[MEGADETHTHRETH]

@bobrun2000 Ah sorry man, yeah I found that out later after I wrote that comment. Its good stuff.

[TheConfusedChicken]

What does he do with all the beer he opens in his videos!

[DasRakel]

It's pronounced witteke

[benkenobi1223]

repetedly press 3

[gregorylarsens]

WHO-gaarden

[548713]

np i can do it too ^^

[JuicyHeart29]

it didn't work with my pillow

[MmmCouchPotato]

It's pronounced HOO-Garden

[TeamPaperPoke]

I can open a beer with my penis?

[DasRakel]

@TeamPaperPoke it only works with hard things

[selezen163]

or u could just use ur hand?....

step 1: grasp cap

step 2: twist while simultaneously applying pressure (heres the tricky part) in the UP direction

step 3: enjoy

:p

[BoogieBodyBoard]

well i can do it with a spoon :D haha

[XxcoomiekidxX]

ive seen this done with a lighten

[RedxLilxSleepy]

how do you open a beer with your dick 0_o

[SuperRufus911]

Wasted my stationary set for the year

[Zettimation]

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA SHOW TITS

[shortroundful]

tou be trollin

[amodelchurro]

This dude is obsesed with opening Beer Bottles...

[iSH4DOWZ]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[Grafbanaan]

I had a comment with about 350 thumbs up whats up with that. Very peculiar :|

[KcDBG]

nice pants LOL

[IFlawlessMedia]

i have a guiness pen with a bottle opener built in :)

[MrNaaki1201]

We been opening beer like this  but using our cig lighters.

or if no one smokes just use another bottle

[NicolasSonicGod]

Their goes my lucky pen.. (pen number 6)

[100ProcentMe]

Anyone else feel perverted at 0:13 - 0:15 ?

[Inaste666]

Haha, or you should just start smoking and allways have a lighter near wich you can use to open up your bo'ol.

[BIGD0V]

Chow Tits . . lmfao

[mrShikadanse]

he griped that bottle like a true homo

[Lebastian]

you won a opened bottle, but you lose the pen

[cdub1776]

HOEGAARDEN SUCKS......UNLESS YOU'RE GROWING ONE IN YOUR BACKYARD.

[GivingUFacials]

One word... Landshark!

[MrBombastic16]

Uhm, why not just use the old fashioned bar table pop .. ?

[AldoConstenla]

cocksuckin advertising

[beautyru5h]

awesome

[thiswebsitefails]

Firm grip aka masturbating grip.

[zxpwndzx]

it doesent sound like they say chow tips it sound like show tits! lol

[CBAtheBboy]

I live 20km from the town Hoegaarden where they make this beer

in my town, Leuven they make Stella Artois^^

I love living in Belgium :p

[SD78]

Use a cigarette lighter, you noobs!

[smoothroca]

Daniel Duane the idiot who knows best!

[ArsonBeanTanks]

Lol. Hoe garden.

[CALIVIER]

In Soviet Russia Beer Opens You!!!!

[OnlyGirlsLikeMe]

I open a beer with my boobs.

lol jk

[TheCurseOfMetal]

0:01 "Show tits!"

[TheUltimatephoenix71]

@TheCurseOfMetal HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[awsomestar4567]

@TheCurseOfMetal its supposed to say "chow tips". but with the roboticc voice i quess it sounds like show tits

[JetRisley]

you guys at Chow LOVE HOEGAARDEN! Nice

[adrianpaiva1]

JUST USE THE BOTTOM END OF A LIGHTER MUCH EASIER AND IF YOU SMOKE U ALWAYS HAVE A LIGHTER

[brian23gibson]

hoegarden<3

[grissly0fili]

thats bullshit lol all you dumb asses that get surprised by opening a bottle with a pen.. I can do it with a dime and with a pencil fucken retards you get your panties all wet with that shit .. you make me laugh

[adddaniel123]

fucking hipster

[MyMuzikfreak]

get straight to the point.. how many pens were broken to open that bottle??

[yaa903]

try opening it with your gentle

[fallendrgn]

If your pushing down on your hand, then isnt the upward force from the pushing down push the pen up?

[Yesandsowhut]

One comment : Gay people open beers with pens.

[cooldude3001]

Or you can use your hand? And usually people that buy expensive beers with better sealed caps actually have enough money for a bottle opener lol...

[fireworkfreak100]

@Grafbanaan ja zoiets is veel handiger als een pen XD

[simon2381]

Ooooor just take a bottle opener

[Player201410]

impressive

[JeromeBertrem1]

Hoegaarden = BELGIAN BEER! Yeah!

[Yesandsowhut]

@JeromeBertrem1 Hoesgaarden much ?

[JeromeBertrem1]

@Yesandsowhut

What?

[AdemJashari56]

fAgget talking about beer.. shut the fuck up homo

[HuntingMasterz]

anything you find in youur house ??? try it with the rugby ball

[stercame]

i tried doing this, but if fuckin hurts my finger....

[shagadelic215]

@stercame yea i cut the shit out of my finger using the paper method

[TheMetalCommando]

hoegaarden is belgian beer!!!

[AdemJashari56]

@TheMetalCommando snd who askedfor your owrd... stfu.... ahhahahhaha

[banjoplayingemu]

@AdemJashari56 ur a fuckin idiot

[AdemJashari56]

@banjoplayingemu thast the way your mom likes it.. your sister asked for it that way also

[TheBonaparte666]

he must be a alcoholic...

[DCjackass]

why do beer bottle of those lids? why not just a normal one. its much easier to just open it with my shirt though.

[timmieboy98]

Hoegaarden ! Belgian beer ! =D

[mvkhem]

how about opening it with yur penis

[linhpppp]

i can open a beer bottle with a chopstick LOL, btw i am a girl

[Smashingpain]

"SHOW TITS!" Okie dokie then.

[blingblingeddy]

dude i open my beer whit my cellphone XD

[scooterboy012345]

great now some middle schoolers out there are gonna sneek beer in the bathroom and open them with there pens now :)

[Novakfan007]

wow, greatest way to break the edge of your pen, now he can make a new video showing us how to fix our pen

[Michaudbox]

@Novakfan007

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[saguire]

i dont get it why are women good at opening beer bottles when men are supposeed to be more mechanical? God deprived men of beer bottle opening skills in exchange for the beer drinking talent

[roland3do]

@Grafbanaan Hahaha!!!! Dammit, you're a GENIUS :P

[coolaidsucks1]

what is it with u and opening beer bottles thumps up if u agree

[jstnhnh]

Corona is easy to open because it sucks.

[mvkhem]

how about opening a bottle with yur penis?

[Mysen]

You a pronounced Hoegaarden wrong, It is Who-gaarden....Guy knows more about opening beers than about the beer itself.

[MrGooseMuffin]

fag.

[dhenbart]

i can open a beer using a bottle cap... can you.