Very Funny Terrorist Ringtone

[ConspiracyChannel101]

I would actually laugh my a** off if I heard that being an airport security gaurd.

[madshoejvang]

stolen!!

[Iriatv]

headphone Terrorist bomb

[ilisten2greenday]

i love this one!!!! i always sing along with it .......i have a bunch of missed calls becuz of this ringtone

[EAGLEforce1329]

thats offensive

[GeauxTigers0718]

i'm a terrorist and i find this very offensive

[stupotbhoy]

lol nuf said

[itzcrunchy]

RIP headphone users

[BellSouthSucks]

@itzcrunchy hey, im a headphone user and im not dead yet

[rickythechicken]

@BellSouthSucks YET!

[flyboy2000008]

@BellSouthSucks Same here.

[thegatilingboy]

@BellSouthSucks You are right i had my headphones at 100% and im not deaf

[lebanonfareselie]

HAHAHA

[sordsmen3456]

good job recording ( /watch?v=S3ebV6X3e9E&list=FL1a­hFnhpkBTLDsx-83L55xQ&index=1&f­eature=plpp_video) You get a shiny, gold, thumbs down.

[BellSouthSucks]

@sordsmen3456 description, asshole.

[Fuckingbiiatch]

@sordsmen3456 Look date this maded in 2008 and that video in 2009

[BellSouthSucks]

@Fuckingbiiatch Thank you

[RainbowRoan]

@Fuckingbiiatch maded isn't a word

[Fuckingbiiatch]

@RainbowRoan Oh! nice job sherlock

[65coupestang]

@sordsmen3456 good job recording wtf ???

[benchico4444]

@SHAIMABINTA no religion=false. Someone 2012 years ago made a joke and people took it too seriously.

[ProminecraftQ8]

you have no life just go and have sex with any girl in the stret

[RainbowManification]

Reminder list: Change ringtone before going to airport tommorrow....

[td62baberjuff]

not even a little bit funny

[SHAIMABINTA]

you guys must read "yusuf estes" story it's so interesting

[SHAIMABINTA]

@BellSouthSucks well excuse me but you are ignorant

[BellSouthSucks]

@SHAIMABINTA "He is the only god in the universe...." [you speaking of Allah]. Is that not ignorant to all other religions as well, you fucking hypocrite?

[Grace7189]

@BellSouthSucks Stay away from the religion of Islam - you are ridiculous

[vkigo3]

@SHAIMABINTA But religion was made as a way to answer lifes question so :P

[SHAIMABINTA]

@vkigo3 no that's wrong religion is real no one made it to get answers !! omg ur really Ignorant that's sad ! you need to know more about Islamic religion , believe me ur life will completely change to the best and you will find happiness :)

[vkigo3]

@SHAIMABINTA -_- lmao your a nub at life XD thats the worst time think before your speak

[DrPlatypusStarcraft]

@SHAIMABINTA *Unzips fly*

Pisses on holy books of every religion

WHERE IS MY LIGHTNING????

[BellSouthSucks]

@DrPlatypusStarcraft you are my new best friend

[sadad68]

@SHAIMABINTA u retard

[SHAIMABINTA]

Do you know that Allah is a big word to make fun Of ?! He is the only god in the universe and he can destroy anyone of you in a second but Alah is giving many chances to you

[BellSouthSucks]

@SHAIMABINTA fuck off. religion is just a bunch of bullshit created by man so that they can feel that they have some hope for a life after death. get your heads out of your asses, all religions are wrong. there is no god, allah, brahman, or whatever the fuck you sandniggers believe out there in the desert. you die and thats it. end of story. if you think otherwise then you are severely unintelligent and lack logical reasoning skills.

[SteelFoundation]

@BellSouthSucks You will find on the contrary the worlds finest minds in history were theists from Sir Issac Newton, to Galileo.In 1879 John Fordyce wrote asking if Darwin believed in God, and if theism and evolution were compatible. Darwin replied that a man "can be an ardent Theist and an evolutionist", and that came from the father of evolution! ....so I guess that exposes you as highly misinformed and uneducated...I suggest you do some extensive reading in the future... :)

[BellSouthSucks]

@SteelFoundation I don't need to do research to form a forced opinion.

[ahyacharahya]

@BellSouthSucks

so just anser this if you can smarty ass

why do you believe that you exist and alive and the god not ?

tell me

[miki69696969696969]

@BellSouthSucks then how da fuk did u come to this world? who created u. this world???

[BellSouthSucks]

@miki69696969696969 my mother and father, jackass

[ElCriticoMalo]

@BellSouthSucks you gay asshole, logical reasoning skills? the fuck? Religion is meant to answer questions that logical reasoning cannot, and to answer things that man as a whole cannot. Religion does not exist so a bunch of sandniggers can stand around a fucking rock and sing songs. Maybe if you were a more intelligent person I would respect your opinion but you obviously have enough trouble figuring out how tit sizes work. Now go fuck your grandma you ignorant bastard

[BellSouthSucks]

@ElCriticoMalo It's very simple. You're born into a family that is either adamant about religion or is not. You're brainwashed as a very young child into thinking that, whatever "all powerful" being that your parents believe in and praise, exists. So your parents push you to praise that being, listen to and fulfill "morals" in that religion's ancient texts, and teach you kids about that religion.

[BellSouthSucks]

@ElCriticoMalo Who knows? I may be wrong. There may be some form of greater power out there in the universe. At least I'll admit that. But for the time being, I'm not going to spend my time worshipping a zombie who came back to life after meeting with his bearded father in the sky, while that religion's ancient text teaches that raping, pillaging, and murdering of innocent people is okay as long as you're on their side. Oh, and killing 40 kids for calling a man bald is okay too.

[PLBJake]

@ElCriticoMalo you just made an example of yourself, you are the one who is the ignorant bastard, not BellSouthSucks, Just the fact that you are using insults as your primary, proves how much of a moron you really are. Cut the hypocrisy and learn your facts properly. "Maybe if you were a more intelligent person"? doesn't seem like you are any more intelligent than a Pile of Horse Shit. Don't even bother replying to me, you'll probably just throw meaningless insults at me.

[TorontoSwagDistrict]

@SHAIMABINTA Stop Trolling Allah is a joke, he is not a god or the almighty.

He does not provide 72 virgins to you when you die nor does he ask you to blow yourself up.

[miki69696969696969]

@TorontoSwagDistrict oi not all muslims are terrorists, thats jus wat ppl think we are cas of some fukn ppl that do stuf and bombings and say Allahuakbar, thats wat makes us look bad, theres no such thing as terrorism or bombing in our religion! dont talk until u know the truth, not wat the fukn media telle u

[SHAIMABINTA]

At least we dont make fun of your religion we respect every religion that's because islam told us to respect every religion

[Ridhwanpop]

Proper Lyrics :

Lalalala hello Infidel ! Infidel phone ringing ... lalalala .. lalalala . oh yes Infidel pick up the phone it could be Allah calling Oh pick up the phone before it blows up ! lalalala .. lalala pick up the phone oh Allah Akbar Allah Akbar ! PICK UP THE PHONE

[SHAIMABINTA]

You are so pathetic , one day all of you will be burned alah you will get the most tough punishment of Allah .. Muslims are not terrorist but you are !

[bit3th3bu113t]

@SHAIMABINTA In case you haven't noticed, your people killed us because your stupid book told them to. In fact, you are lucky our country didn't wipe out all of the terrorists. The only reason we didn't is because our president is a liar and a Muslim.

[HBKANDREYROCKS]

@bit3th3bu113t When did our "stupid book" tell us to do that? Oh, and that "stupid book" holds many scientific facts that were discovered recently.

[chillcool1434]

@SHAIMABINTA i agree

[riley082011]

Hahahaaha dirty fucking pig muslims

[porcupinewhisperer]

@riley082011 lol fuck you

[kenny112299]

Where's the download link??

[JoeRezac005]

I would kill the phone with my bare hands before I even considered answering it...

[Airsoft3tc]

I almost made it through airport security....damn ringtone!

[2040sh]

the ringtone makers are son of beach...Bloddy bastards

[IFAILSOURNOTGOOD1]

Lol this is hilarious man. Hey I noticed you left a comment on Thunder's channel. If you wanna watch some funny Cod Clips come check my channel out. This is sooooo funny tho. Lmfao xD

[ninjacupcake2000]

I found that kind of funny *grins sheepishly*

[LETSTOPTHEMADNESSNOW]

ust get out of the mideast period! Let them deal with each other. We can no longer impose our will upon the world. We have spent all our resources and should be looking inward to solve our own problems. Not outward. It is what it is.

LET THEM ALL EAT BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrMomanni]

is nice but why the holy qraan in this pic

we all know that the islam refuse the terrorist

PROUD OF BEING MUSLIM :)

[PwnageRobloxVideos]

i told my teacher to play this video because it was funny and she et it play all the way but i got suspended (:

[LightHunter01]

@SHAIMABINTA

This is the funniest ringtone ever.

Then again...the cops tried to arrest me for my phone being[what they called] a annoying bomb

[Mr94AL]

I Swear i was flying to Tampa and i was in the airport, i gotta text and this went off!!! lol Thumbs Up!

[hasan75ify]

@Mr94AL yh another confused immature son of a bitch, so i guess you think ur funny, but news flash prick hamas are not terrorists, but FREEDOM FIGHTERS.

[Mr94AL]

@hasan75ify go fuck yourself 

[SHAIMABINTA]

This isnt funny at all ! You are making fun of allah and you have no idea of what allah can do for You u better delete this before you get regret :) !!

[peytomack14]

@SHAIMABINTA Oh wow your a terrorost

[thalonen]

@peytomack14 terrorost, mean terror cheese in Swedish...

[peytomack14]

@thalonen Sorry that was my little brother

[sapyderthedragon]

lmao! This is so funny!

[fslzzz]

i am Pakistani Muslim and i laughed ma ass off hahahahahah

[hasan75ify]

@fslzzz because your immature u prick, yh proud to be muslim huh, go ask urself wa it means to be a muslim you fukin worthless shit.

[fslzzz]

@hasan75ify what eva dude.... Peace :D

[FlowSoNasty]

:D

[M40a3Snipe]

FUCK MEEE LOOOOOLL OOMFG IM HAVINN THIS ON MY IPOD

[GaryisaRoach]

some1 called me in the airport and it was my arabic friend dawood and then the police in the airport started questioning me like am i a virgin OF COURSE I AM A FUCKIN VIRGIN CHUCK NORRIS MADE US ALL INTO VIRGINS!

[89crix]

Lol

[arabprince412]

This is funny I have this and I'm a Muslim! It funny don't hate it it might be raciest but funny I love it before it I had the laughing cat x3

[BoneClaimer]

lmao pick up the phone before it blows up lmao

[nano4778]

no explosion :(...

disappointing haha :) 

[Valerinaisback]

this is achmed. :)

[ausauspatpat]

LMAO I have this on my phone. luckily nobody on my bus is muslim, because my friend likes to take my phone and play this ringtone on full volume so everybody hears it. :P

[gimmiesomelove9]

it is better for morning alarm

[adamremix]

WTF 

[TheROFLcopter66]

Why the fuck are people talking about racism? STFU and enjoy the video!

[TheWoWBlaster]

Ya muddychev78 it would be a great ringtone aat the airport

and it rings when you go thro secirty

[TheSkyrimfreak]

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[295215]

racist fucking cunts!

[TheXGenCore]

@295215 so what you paki what wrong you go blow up bye bye paki

[295215]

@TheXGenCore im not paki, but im still muslim, and shut the fuck up!

[TheXGenCore]

@295215 what ever go blow up some where else muslim dickhole

[TrinityRosealy]

@TheXGenCore, Not all muslims are suicide bombers just like not all Japenese blew up Pearl Harbor. It's just bad history. Now, leave that person the fuck alone.

[hasan75ify]

@TheXGenCore i guess your confused u bastard because that is stereotyping u son of a bitch, and americans call all acts of terror.

[hasan75ify]

@TheXGenCore so fuk ur mum u son of a bitch, stop stereotyping, if were terrorists then you are also because wat happened in norway so stop being islamophobic u worthless shit, ur just confused u fukin swine.

[ClayFacey3dbody]

it not racism.

it is Religious discrimination!!!!

[onda42]

@ClayFacey3dbody its funny

[mvana125]

This is an Achmed the Dead Terrorist ringtone, from the Jeff Dunham Show!

[003Mohammad]

dont be to it again,because he hold the Holy Quran in his hands.

[izandjukicBRE]

this is funny ,cose it's stupid :D

[lolzi100]

Lyrics:

Lalalalalala hello infidel? the infidel phone ringing....lalalalalala lalalalalalala oh yes infidel pick up the phone it can be Allah calling oh pick up the phone before it blows up! lalalalalala ooohhhh pick up the phone the Allah bar the Allah bar! pick up the phooooooone!

[deathawaits22]

@lolzi100 its not allah bar, its allah ahkbar

[IslamFreeZone]

@deathawaits22 No...It's allah bar

[deathawaits22]

@IslamFreeZone whatever you say...

[MrSmokeythedragon]

@lolzi100 allah hu akbar not allah bar jus saying

[lolzi100]

@MrSmokeythedragon Oh....Sorry...

[DEANVIDAFAR]

@lolzi100 it Allah akbar

[berserker912]

And this is funny how?

[xxduke88xx]

This is stupid

[UnitedWeStandUSA1]

@xxduke88xx this is FUNNY

[letstalkaboutstuff]

Hey, isn't that a picture of one of our CIA guys with his face covered, staging the next fake terrorist attack on something in the name of BUSH SR trained, funded, and created Al Qaeda, using the Bush SR and Bush JR BCCI criminal banking

system to pay for for fake hijackers while John O'Niell stays at the exact same hotel at the exact same time with fake hijackers repeatedly, prior to 911, like he did with fake hijacker Atta in Spain???

[ThisAznGuyyy]

That awkward moment when this ringtone goes off when you're in a bus full of muslims...

[superlasse2468]

@ThisAznGuyyy LOL

[944096]

that happend to me with tunak tunak tun

[Msuhail9]

this is dam racist

[UnitedWeStandUSA1]

@Msuhail9 mmmh, you are confusing racism. here they not making fun of any person of color, but of terrorist. explain me how is thaat racist? smh

[cuttsswilly]

lol

[bloodsuckingqueen]

pick up the phone before it blows up.... XD im sorry, but thats funny

[AxtoxthexJ]

i live in the ksa and we thought that real americans say lalalalalalalalalalalalalala WTF

[justinbiebersgurlist]

that's george bush's dad! nuff sed. =|

[Attyieh1]

instead of making something funny on Arabs and pretending they are "Terrorists" why don't you Suck Ma Balls!!

[XxModernDayRaiderxX]

lol i find it hard to mock "terrorists" when that al qaeda fighter looks so goddamn bad ass may he have an honorable death and a great life 

[sadanjd]

stupid indians are every where !!!!!!

[xPunkway]

that's insulting.

[muddychev78]

the best ringtone to have at the airport

[FakePyr0]

@muddychev78 when i went to the airport i put my phone in my moms purse and it started ringing ... now shes in jail

[Otobob]

you know there should be an explosion at the end. I would customise this ringtone and put an exploshan ( i know its incorrect spelling ) so its like : ALAH ACKBAR ALAH ACKBA- BOOM!!!!!!

[hasan75ify]

@Otobob i wud customize your mum, and put a fuck so its like OH YH, OH YH!

[Otobob]

@hasan75ify right back at ya mate

[dtwamsley]

*Phone rings

"0:13-0:20"

Me:Holy Shit!

*Throws iphone into river

[fize4ever]

I'm Saudi and I laughed my ass off.

[eslamturki2011]

@fize4ever cause u are a jerk, if u really a muslim u would be against terrorism but you won't accept to be called all the time as a terrorist

[fize4ever]

@eslamturki2011 Wa alaikum al salaam! :)

Dear friend, I'm against terrorism as much as one gets, hell, I'd be the first to slaughter those fuckers if I was able. But this song is obviously a play on the dump stereotype. It's like black people laughing at racist black jokes, or KFC-related stuff.

By the way, Turkey is where it's at and Egypt is umm il-dunia! ;)

[helenicwog]

565 people are terrorists

[hasan75ify]

@helenicwog na i think you`ll find its 1049

[GordonFrohmon]

0:15 is when you get tackled by airport security..

[jpeacegirl]

@Heart9540 If You wanna be mad at a puppet Im pretty sure Achmed the dead tourrist aka jeffs puppet made ti :3

[slimshadythe2nd]

this is soooo gay....... not even racist because no arab or terrorist for that matter sounds anything like this. Whoever made this ringtone or likes is a complete dumbass

[AedanBlackheart]

this is really funny, where can I download this?

[Lewistyle10]

hahhaa this is the best

[isaaclopez1997]

so funny dude

[mdhussainahmed]

wastemam

[VitoScaletta25]

IT COULD BE ALLAH CALLING!

[Israfel85]

Fucking racist!!!

[Pavilion567]

Not funny at all

[minimcguyver]

you f#%•*^+ are so racist!

[BajCompagny]

it's not funny 

[Tawkiie]

Bahahahahah! 'Allah'!

ALLAH O AKBAR!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH G O L D!

[kierandolan1]

youtube convert

[goldiejoseph]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[UnitedWeStandUSA1]

@RevolutionaryRebel33 omfg how is this racist. PEOPLE SEARCH FOR THE DEFINITION OF THE WORD 'RACISM OR RACIST' PLEASE DO IT CUZ IT SEEMS LIKE YOU DNT KNOW WHAT IT IS

[RevolutionaryRebel33]

@UnitedWeStandUSA1 Definition of Racism: Categorizing People by a Race or Colour... I don't want to defend Islam because I Hate Islam, but Your Picture say enough, let me Point you out: You're a Patriotic Christian and USA ( which is not even a fucking Nationality coz the True where Native Americans ) is beside Israel your favourite ( and I mean you would do Sex with this Country ) one...

[RevolutionaryRebel33]

@UnitedWeStandUSA1 ... Racist Sentences in this Video:

It could be Allah calling - You know how offensive this is?

Before it Blows Up - Makes a Racial Profile that every Muslim is a Blow-Up Terrorist...

[TuviReb]

@RevolutionaryRebel33 haha

[rocketman0353]

where can i download this? this is awesome!

[whitelightning9194]

@rocketman0353 Go to snipmp3. com and download as mp3.