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  • fucken coool man, i didn't understand shite but that half-life cd case at the end.

  • Web 2.0 is faggotry to the extreme.

  • Yup, im a nerd :) 5.7 ft solid build..heh heh a nerd that kicks ass!! your worst nightmare.

  • Retards, this is a parody video of a technology, if you don't know what it's talking about, go watch Lonelygirl or some other mindless crap.

  • :-D

  • Funny - Everyone claims to be technical-savvy with computers and the Internet. Yet, the general reaction to this video is, "WTF is that?... I don't get it... fake...", etc. This is a spoof on Microsoft web development architecture and tools - the plumbing behind the web. So, I guesss that makes most of you "computer challenged." Just because you can play a video game, chat on a web site or even slap together a web site, doesn't mean that you're an expert. [Singed: A software developer]

  • I agree with most of what you say but knowing what this is about doesn't make it any less gay.

    Also with all of the cold fusion, java, php, perl and c++ floating around the web I wouldn't exactly call it the "plumbing behind the web" but you are right, this is just a bunch of clueless wanker kids on here.

  • .NET framework = Plumbing. Just like J2EE, but better. PHP/Perl are okay, I guess. But I've had to maintain that code. Many Perl programmers pride themselves in writing as little code as possible. Little code often means cryptic code, which is often difficult to maintain and re-deploy.

  • Purl makes me hurl. PHP code is flexible, sometimes too much so.. oh, the horrors, the horrors!

  • There are 20 angels in this world

    10 are sleeping

    9 are playing

    1 is reading this

  • your tie is a little too tight dont u think?yeah apple is nice but this video is trash...

  • Rafaelthedark: every man likes what he likes.

  • Wat is DIT nu weer

  • Fake.

  • lmao

  • WG YE NERDEN DÜSTÜNÜz ANLAMADIM AMA FAZLA KALMIYCAGINIZ KESIN.KLIBDE 3.DAKIKA 11. SANYESINDEKI RESIMDE BILE O RESIMIN TÜRKCE VERISOYNUNU KOYMAKTAN ACIZSINIZ SIZ. AYRICA KLIBINIZIN EN SONUNDAKI RESIMDE TAM SIZI TARIF EDIYOR

  • oh? i don't get this video?

  • this makes no sense

  • Apple is like 10 years behind MS

  • Not really, look at the Aero design and look at the latest MAC, you'd be surprised ...

  • And that's why Vista is a ripoff of an operating system that has been out for 5 years. Wow kid you're and idiot!

  • Mmmm....

  • APPLE IS 10000000000 TIMES BETTER THEN PC (windows). PC IS LAME EVERYONE BUYS IT CUZ IT'S CHEAPER. YOU SHOLD TRY APPLE, YOU WILL DO SHIT ON PC!

  • As long as you don't try do do any application development or run "real" business applications on the Mac.

  • if i did understand you i would say it sucked but i didnt so nevermind

  • seriously weak!

  • baby oooo :D

  • yea... you don't need software like this if you have a mac.. o wait, what the fuck is bootcamp? Mac brags about how it can run vista

  • Shite video. Try harder next time or fuck off.

  • Mac is the best!

  • haha totally agree

  • haha this is so true the overbloated frame 2.0 "secure" yea right!

  • How looking an idiot ?

    Answer : buy a Mac ^^

  • lol first learn proper grammar dude. "How looking an idiot ?" =p

  • Hey "Dude"... my natural language isn't english or american :P

    How looking AS an idiot ?

    Trying to give grammar lessons to foreigners ^^

  • Well, its just that I have a Mac, I am not an idiot, and I'm sorry that I bothered. How was I supposed to know that you're not American.

  • uhhhh ooooooo i understood evry word

  • You could have been rich in 1997 with a shpeal like that.

  • I agree. Everything he said was just stupid mumbo-jumbo

  • That's what it sounds to you.

  • Yea 'cause I'm not a nerd like you. Haha you'll never get laid.

  • Well, I have six children. So I guess I got some action along the way. Nerdliness = Financial Security = Time and $ to do cool things and buy cool stuff. Plus, the technology always changes, so I'm constantly learning/doing new stuff (i.e. low boredom factor) So, keep us slammin' us nerds.

  • Yea don't expect me not to. Nerds suck!

  • hey you know nerds invented half or more of the gadgets & crap we use in this world today

  • Well they could've been cool like me but they chose not to. And that's why I hate them lol.

  • And that's why your head is up your ass.

  • you WIsh u were a nerd. Your a wana be, use the net like a nerd but then FAIL. so your pastywhite from not going outside but u dont have the social networking skills of a nerd. GRATZ on being an outcast of every social group ever, including the "outcasts".

  • Actually, I'm the exact opposite of what you're saying and then not really. I'm social, I go to parties and I usually have a pretty good tan. On the other hand I've been working with software programming, 3D modelling, game modding, websites, graphic design and musical compositions for quite a few years now. However, I don't find it very appropriate to talk about personal stuff on the internet because of some old, immature comment I left a year ago. So I guess I'm sorry if any nerds were harmed.

  • hahaaa <3 it

  • now available on cd rom!!!lol

  • Oh god, how sad is it that I understood every word...

  • lol! i love the apple life-style comparison.

  • thats half life 2 in your hand mr sneaky i believe ill go play thanks to your subliminal messaging that only those of high intellect would pick up upon and im off to the halflife 2 bye

  • that is half-life 1. i have the same cd ;)

  • what a load of old shit

  • Heh, that was funny. *is a major computer geek*

  • why don't i get it??

  • classic, with a few more buzzwords and bullshit could even be a real M$ commercial

  • Wasn't that guy on Dateline's "To Catch a Predator" spot?

  • WTF is this ?

  • best part!

  • what a waste of a minute! i want it back

  • PRINCEY YOU AINT GOT THE MINERALS!

  • I saw that the other day on Big Brother!

  • Microshaft, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, so fucking funny!

    not.

    kill yourselves.

  • why do i want to hit you two...

  • You fail at life

  • All Your Base Are Belong To Us

  • Good vid :D

  • HAHAHAH look how fat that laptop is!!!

  • LINUX

  • shit

  • Dang Mac Lovers! I actually like the way Microsoft is referred to as Microshaft. It is fitting. That reminds me, I better see if there are 20 more critical net framework related security patches for my XP to install before I get hacked again! Good job.

  • amk

  • lol HL1 That games old school

  • Gay lord!!!!! YouTube will not let me watch this video, it says i have javascript turned off when i clearly have it on. I have checked on the security settings and everything!!!! Any idea what i can do!!!!

  • ...uh, yeah....first, wtf? a Mac?! Wow! Second, try checking into some acting lessons...just a thought...last, at least make a sleevecover for the jewel case! Or take the Half Life one out...SOMETHING!

  • Web development is better on a mac, period. Apache out of the box, php and any other development platform that kicks microshafts arse.

  • I agree...kinda sad really

  • this is what happens when you give a geek a video camera. and a pretned sense of humor

  • Not a geek, a person with a camera that loves buzzwords.

    A geek would've had the jargon in some kind of context.

  • can someone tell me what is going on in this video?!

  • booooring...

  • Buzzword overload. This... isn't funny. Fail.

  • We are not amused.

  • iPods are awesome

  • mgcmnky3. no its not

  • @!@#$@!!@!

    i dont know wtf hes saying so im going off to watch some other crap to waste my life instead of this

  • Lol,

    1. he uses a mac (sucker)

    2. That guy on pc is lookin at gay porn.

    3. that's a half life cd the guys holdin at the end

  • You're proud, now ? Fucking idiot.

    Nb. MAC ROCKS ALL OF YOUR FREAKIN PC's! MAC ROCKS ! MAC ROCKS!

  • Wow, you really surprised us with that reply iRamyMajouji

  • BB Shadowcat - your account has been suspended??

    WHYYYYY?

    ill miss you.. :(

    Cool video btw... I think the blakc guy with glasses is from "can we do that" on veoh.. but I'm not sure..

  • ehhh

  • Ya, that's just like the retro converters being made for the flux capacitor 3.7's. They'll totall change the market!

  • "AAAAAND TCP/IP" as if that wasn't the transport layer associated with hyper text transport...

  • his monitor is off -1 stars

  • Geeks

  • uh, don't turn this into a pc vs mac, they both have pros and I love working with both.

    As for the video, funny yet wrong. You can't mix half the stuff you named. I've used *everything* you mentioned except tcl/tk and cold fusion.

    (tcl/tk is to slow, and cold fusion is an adobe product)

  • Boring, and abismal.

  • what happen..i don believe in miracle.

  • Haha, He's holding a Halflife CD in the ending, guess that's a bit funny.

  • Hmm, I use UNIX. Y'all should try it.

  • nerds are nerds because they lack the ability to entertain anyone besides nerds

  • Sorry i dont speak nerd and if you want people to buy it talk normal!

  • These kids bought a computer in the chinese shop yesterday and want to argue that pcs are better than macs, for a start, windows was born from the mac, and the market is huge because the computers are cheap and because they are low level, like cheap shoes for an instance, no research done to make it better, just copy from Apple. Have fun with your $5 dolars cdroms and spywares. Mac is not for everyone. Have fun on Windows Paint anyway, bye!

  • i retract my last statement as it wasn't reliable. I was quite drunk and the info was quite well articulated considering. Thankee

  • Too cerebral....

  • em..dood..thats half life cd .. wtf

  • wtf?

  • duh, this was funny. Just shows a stereotypical company that'd provide "web 2.0" frameworks ;-]

  • Firstly I'm a programmer. Mac is based on OpenBSD, a UNIX variant. It's very stable, not prone to bugs and is easy to use. The Window's kernel is a rip of te VMS kernel and as we know is buggy as hell and virus prone. Not to mention the BSOD. If you were a hardcore programmer, you'd be using a UNIX variant, like a BSD, Solaris, or even Linux. Mac and Windows although "usable" are for "noobs"is you want to get all 1337.

  • Duh... duh... what a moronic comment. framework 2.0 is the most advanced programming environment ever, you shoult try it before offhandedly discarding it. It just demostrates you are a fundamentalist conservative that would rather make up stuff than question your calcified point of view.

  • sigh... OS X is a mach kernel. Darwin is based on FreeBSD. The NT kernel had similarities to VMS due to the team that went to MS from digital. VMS which was, and is extremely stable. If you are a hardcore programmer, you use the right language for the right job. Please verify your information next time.

  • I love Microsoft. Microsoft Windows does all the Mac stuff too. Mac is for noobs.

  • Check how many people uses macs for professional music and graphic design and check how many uses pcs, noobs uses pc because its cheap and has lots of ilegal games and crash all the time. How many viruses and trojans have u got? I have got none.

  • "How many viruses and trojans have u got? I have got none."

    Once more: The Macintosh market share is too small for any malicious software to be effective. You dont become infected because, to put it bluntly, no one gives a hell about your OS, much less your overpriced garbage cans.

  • Good excuse , still dont change the reality that windows is fully vulnerable, still got no virus here , have u installed the lastest spyware? u better run ahahahaah what about the windows vista? has the same aspects as OSX, widgets are named now Gadgets, what a coincidence... So is it positive to have a system that is a target to hackers? Is there any pro music or graphics produced on pc? Windows is the MSDOS with a graphic face, research before you talk

  • You're wrong, dude.

    1) Windows had been a graphical interface for dos - this ended with Windows 98 and 2000, winXP didnt even support MSDOS as startup option.

    2) Every OS has gaps - even your high sophisticated OSX. It's important to thread the software right to make your system safe - if you're doing shit with OSX it will be a target just like windows - so what?

  • fuck mac!!! you need to get a life... go get laid if that is possible!!!

  • go mac!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • please talk in german

  • That had so many buzz-words, I was worried I might have to re-instantiate firefox's dynamic content delivery system.

    Of course, all big businesses use buzzwords when discussing IT. Microsoft are pretty bad for it, but bless em, on the developerment side, Apple aren't much better.

    On a side note, that struggle at the beginning was him trying to work out how to bring up the right-click menu. Who'd have thought that removing a button from the mouse would make things less intuitive?

  • what da fuck is dis

  • mac is beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!microsof­t died!

  • That was really lame. You can tell they're Mac people (notice the PowerBook/MacBook Pro the "web programmer" is using?) trying to take a stab at Microsoft by randomly interjecting acronyms. I'm on the fence as to whether I like Microsoft, but I think there are more intelligent ways to burn Microsoft than this.

  • You are a huge fag. Guess that's why you use a mac eh? :)

  • MAC till the end...