Joe Rogan In The Kitchen : Green Kale Shake

[TheRealCodyPuck]

Attention poor people: this will not work in your sunbeam blender

[Earthwalker40]

kale, celery, ginger and a pear, yummy. Not.

[kylhul81]

Notice the KFC bucket in the fridge.

[jamesteley1995]

i made this the other day, the only thing i found that i didnt like was the texture. other than that it was fine.

[chubb666]

I made this for my breakfast this morning, minus the pear. I couldnt say it tasted bad..... infacted I couldnt say it tasted at all to be honest.

[Maccarone628]

I get canned pears so I can use the light pear juice in the mix

[sneakitout]

This tastes disgusting even with blueberries, honey, etc. but you gotta realise how good it is for you and man up!

[JBxWinters]

and that ladies and gentlemen is y joe rogan is the host of fear factor :p

[hattorihanzo2189]

the first step to doing any of this is making as much dough as joe rogan to afford that sick fucking kitchen and everything in it lol

[lancer7610]

anybody know what brand of shirt is joe using ?

[SmegZORS]

@lancer7610 It's a Grateful Dead shirt. Their album American Beauty specifically.

[masteroflife777]

Health and wealth all day..

[jojococoa]

needs apple juice, blueberries and honey to make it taste sweeter.

[jojococoa]

needs some liquid and maybe honey and blueberries to make it palatable.

[Geoskullnic]

Awesome I'm going to start this week. Joe you should get a cutting board though :p

[sprssoguy]

awesome. kale is soo good for you. i juice kale, cucumber, broccoli, parsley, pepper, celery and a carrot almost every day and i feel AMAZING. get on a health kick and keep it up. you'll thank yourself

[noose357]

Hey guys,I started drinking these kale shakes and I love em,I'm sippin on one right now. Remember, you don't have to do it like Joe does to the letter.I add a full banana in mine to replace the pare,and it completely takes over the flavor for me.Change it up, add an apple, grapes or whatever fruit you want.

And yes,if you think the consistency is too thick (I like it cuz it makes me full) just start with a base of water.It also helps break it down if you're just using a blender like me.

[tim42310]

While the "Colonel" is looking over his shoulder at about 3:43. lol



[MrAlphaPlus]

get a ninja

[severline2001]

I'm gonna make one of these shakes this weekend. Sounds awesome.

[Ruben3065]

Can you make this shake with a juicer???

[cptsteve21]

@Ruben3065 yeah but you lose the hard fibers when you juice, which is what you really are wanting with a shake like this.

[Ruben3065]

@cptsteve21 Thanks for the advice! I guess I bought a juicer for nothing... :(

[SteveHubbardGuitar]

add rolled oats, a few whole eggs, frozen berries, ?????????, PROFIT

[phonic0photon]

@SteveHubbardGuitar - M8, if you ditch the rolled oats and sub for a different protein, with hemp say, then PROFIT.

[SteveHubbardGuitar]

@phonic0photon i usually put hemp seed in greek yogurt, sometimes in smoothies.. might have to try out some hemp hearts!

[mmafyasco]

train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night

All day !

[Mr42ohh]

will it blend?

[mandababble]

He has a whole family and a bunch of friends that always come over, it could be anyone's guess who's really eating that kfc.

[JGvisions]

im looking at this concoction and im wondering does the pear do anything at all making it easier to drink or whatever?

[rusH1023]

@JGvisions

Sweetens it up, of course.



[dataspa]

If you add some water to this it's a lot easier to drink. A lot of people complain about the taste but sometimes you need to just shut the F up, put on your big boy pants and drink your medicine.

[KiLLxDoZeR]

@dataspa big boy pants? like saying F instead of fuck lmao pussy

[ZipFlip817]

Dumbass he never said anything about eating fast food he just said it makes you shit better faggot

[browncbh]

is that kfc chicken in your juice frig. joes rogan is a joke

[weepaul666]

@browncbh are you really givin him a hard time for that? you tellin me you dont eat shit from time to time? you're the joke in that case

[rusH1023]

@browncbh

Man, some people try so hard to be unhappy, it's hilarious. hahahaha at you

[sonobakagaki]

Been drinking a kale shake daily now, my shits are quicker than a prom night virgin and it gives me more energy than a cup of coffee. Joe Rogan is doing god's work.

[rezwanborja]

@sonobakagaki What's the taste?

[nt23s]

3:45 "When I'm home I get to eat super clean and healthy"

Couldn't help but notice the KFC in the refrigerator hahah jk Joe you're the man!

[shlucke]

just trying to drink this, almost throwing up at every sip i take...i hope that at least my poop is gonna be nice from it...

[Theateam911]

I bee drinking this everyday and i swear i get a high off the ginger.

[henry7785]

Spend 5 minutes talking about the benefits of nutritition and supplements, and it all gets wasted. Nice KFC bucket in the fridge at 5.14 lol

[Phunkyave]

@henry7785 Uhh it all gets wasted why??? Oooh, because there is a KFC bucket in the background? Gotcha. Yeah, it's not like there could be a billion reasons that it's there besides Joe Rogan constantly eating KFC. It's not like Joe Rogan is a popular guy or anything and has a house party every now and then, and it's not like he's living with several other people. He's obviously in good fucking shape for a mid 40 year old. I think you're just being a negative fuck.

[lonelynoose]

@henry7785 They also have naked chicken there, chicken without skin. It sucks but that maybe that's what's in the bucket.

[ZipFlip817]

#DEATHSQUAD