Redd Foxx - Fart Jokes

[garth408]

If anyone knows how i can get this on DVD or computer please message me thanks.

[GECHYA4BRAIN2BLOWN0]

im gonna make a shirt that says " smell like somebody shit a christmas tree"

[ATSF1927]

I remember all his earlier records of jokes, Redd was greatest.

[LPDarkSoulsHD]

Yeah, da fucken FART :D!

[fatguyaaron]

Great end to my shitty day.

[greendog105]

sorry, english is not my main language, could someboy tell me what is the thing that the woman sprayed in the elevator?

[greendog105]

loooord created the fart and put a smell on it, so the deaf could enjoy

[MRLILDIABLO]

he's was a great comedian & i love sanford & son ..... some retards are the evil ones projecting there anal retentive asse on a good man ... it takes a real pussy to talk shit about a dead man

[larrydpetree]

This is not funny,,this is evil and rude and obnoxious. What an evil person to make money on stupidity

[jcraigb]

@larrydpetree fuck u square

[DSDunlap72]

@larrydpetree Most of the human race makes money on stupidity.

[VCarolB]

OMG I literally fell off my computer chair laughing hardcore on the floor near the end. Best laugh I had in awhile! :D

[FutureNewsAnchor]

"Smell like somebody shit a Christmas tree!"

[stormchickx78]

Eat Fiber One bars. Man they make me fart like hell.

[dunstanofgreen]

God rest his smutty soul

[tallman1ful]

lmao

[ALLERTORLOVER69]

dirty old man but still funny as shit

[DrFrederique]

God above... I loved him so! One of the best entertainers EVER!

[borrisb1]

R.I.P. Redd Foxx

[Refining1]

Two poots = a fart

[jeweljenay]

14 peope hold it in X D

[SOULJATWIN]

Redd Foxx, Richard Pryor, & Eddie Murphy are the best comedians of all time

[babylicious404]

smells like someone than shit a christmas tree

[acrovader]

Really lousy stand-up comedy.

[MrShmotz85]

BAM!!!!!

[MrShmotz85]

BAMM!!!!!!!

[TranceCore3]

That waddle.

[Gilbertrules1]

In honor of red foxx's legend I watch Sanford and son every day.

[whycantihavemyownuse]

@Gilbertrules1 me too lol

[snoopiesdad]

two poots make a fart

[SpiritGirlSF]

Who could not like this?!

[scrowfan41]

@SpiritGirlSF OMG there wont never be another Redd Foxx / Fred Sanford.

[SpiritGirlSF]

@scrowfan41 That's for sure! I will never forget him...

[Rafito74]

What a classic! Hahaha

[gtownlad77]

shyte why don't they go out somewhere? hahahhah

[vidwatcher31951]

RIP Redd Foxx... he inspired so many other GREAT comedians :-D

[BIGTEEZY101]

what stand-up is this from?

[madleyhadley]

Redd LOVED Bird & Macdonald also known as the Dukes Of Disgusting. See him open the show he hosted for them on "The World's Dirtiest Song" video on YouTube and get all their songs at iTunes and Amazon.com. .

[ant1www]

ONE OF THE FIRST TO DO IT BIG

[DINOLOVER6717]

12 people were caught downwind of the Fart...lol

[StukInBuf]

12 dislikes... must've been trapped with King-Kong-sized cleaning people in hotel/hospital elevators when they broke wind.

[p4horror]

Redd Foxx can say no wrong. Everything out of his mouth is laughs ahoy!!!! Hahaha!!

[griffin09229]

Lol R.I.P Red Foxx gone but never forgotten!!!

[StukInBuf]

The story of the maid cutting loose reminds me of myself some years ago. Some friends came to our apartment and visited a bit. After a time, I felt I needed to either take a dump or fart. However, nothing happened. After about an hour, they left for another outing. So, after I waved goodbye and closed the front door of the apartment building, BAM!!! I cut loose for about 10 seconds non-stop! I'm still surprised none of the other neighbors opened their doors to ask what happened!

[StukInBuf]

"Girls don't fart, they poot."

Is that how "poutine" came to be? It could be that while guys eat the nachos, refried beans, onions, etc., the gals likely eat this French Fries version of salsa and chips... and then "poot."

[marcuscombs1532]

alot of comics have never saw this man perform. learn and listen

he was bigger than sanford and son

[StukInBuf]

And with the beans... some rice, too.

[StukInBuf]

"How else can you eat a big bowl of beans, a side of cabbage, sweet potatoes, a slice of raw onion, some peach cobbler(add ice cream/whipped cream for me), and two Pepsi Colas... and not be able to FART?!"

Myself, I'd start with fried chicken before hitting the beans, etc.

[JosephBr0seph]

Why do old black guys walk so awesomely?

[gumdokim]

I so want that nipple mug!

[gumdokim]

"Remember guys, two poots equals a fart!"

[StukInBuf]

@gumdokim "And when you hear two, SCATTER!"

[gumdokim]

@StukInBuf lmfao

[mcgrawhill100]

lol

[cfhincal]

i never heard of this dude da ass hole joke was not funny but da fart was like wow i gotta go.lol

[jray28040]

@cfhincal how have u never heard of him lol did u grow up in a cave lol.. Sanford and Son come on lol

[cfhincal]

@jray28040 no dick 4 brains i live in another universe and this old guy is not funny as 4 a cave the close u gonna get is a dog house.lol

[lilkc1]

@cfhincal diagnosis - no funny bone. sorry jray, i think your terminally ill

[cfhincal]

@lilkc1 unless u r old like him ,u aint so funny either' ,so please if u want 2 let it rip,( go 4 it dude), cause u got 2 come up with words than beta than terminally ill, unless your arse is beta than red foxx dont insult me arse hole.

[meloelmside]

MAY HE REST IN PEACE....BUT HE'S NO PAUL MOONEY, THAT HILARIOUS AND CONSCIOUS

[Lovemyshelby08]

My wife dosn't poot she FARTS!

[bubbaXzone]

i am partially deaf! O PRAISE THE LORD FOR MAKING IT SMELL SO I CAN ENJOY IT!!!

[chamblizi]

12 people disliked this because they had a quiet fart at the movies..

[chamblizi]

anyone notice how he has a mechanical voice? i think it was caused by smoking it wasnt drinking that caused so much damage to voice

[SuperKathywilson]

having trouble viewing vidios

[thathreemer]

Truly Missed!

[bunnyrocks69]

LMAO  LOVED HIM,,RICHARD PRYOR AND EDDIE MURPHY

[deptofcorrections1]

This by far is one of the funniest men that ever lived.I miss you Redd Foxx.Alot of people would get offended when he would bash us white folks on t.v.Not me though.Truly one of the classiest funny men in the buisness.

[MsAutobodyman]

this guy is crazy

[Anthony7491]

I'm almost deaf and so I laughed my ass off! I almost fell off my chair!

[pinheadthegreat]

lol lol

[jasonpaulmorris]

2 poots equals a fart...lmao!!!!!

[ksavannah12]

omg i love his show

[KADiamante]

Yeah!!! The Fucking Fart!!! LMAO!!!

[lalit16oct]

this is Legen... wait for it.. keep waiting....

[Tugla]

The deaf not death could enjoy it

[damon2070]

...i got a secret recipe for the best homemade fart shakes you ever tasted in your fuck'n lives. but i'll never tell....

[miamigroove]

2 poots = a fart

LOL

[dpmistabones]

The Lord created the FART, and put a smell in it so the Deaf could enjoy it you stupid ass !!! Get it... The Lord had to make it smell so the "Deaf" could enjoy it !!! The Deaf can't hear farts dumbass !!! Death can hear & smell everything asshole !!!

[anon8660]

this isn't redd foxx this is bill cosby.

[JKAFinal]

@anon8660

It is redd foxx you fucking dumb sack of shit. Go kill yourself please. Fucking dumbass cunt

[FalconsEst1966]

You folks looked at me like... the FART???

YEAH, the fucking FART!

[gacci777]

classic Red Foxx can give you belly laughs

[Basebasse]

how could you have laughed so bad if you didn't even get the meaning right eazi????

[HoboGus]

Redd Foxx once said, "A lot of geniuses are conceited, but I'm not!! "

[HoboGus]

Redd Fox once said, "A lot of geniuses are conceited, but I'm not!! "

[nickNV89106]

POCKET ROCKET :D

[xxsanttxx]

lmfao

[Steven197981]

She said, "What's the matter with you?" He said, "It smells like somebody shitted a Christmas tree!" Hahaha!!!!!!

[bullstud6969]

Did you know that if you you drink a glass of water it makes your farting needs go away?

[BAB13100]

HEY! Encyclopedia Dramatica told me this was Bill Cosby!!!111

[BAB13100]

@BAB13100 They also told me that Martin Luther King Jr. was Garry Coleman.

[BAB13100]

@BAB13100 Haha! Nice!

[tha07flopro]

@BAB13100 HAHAHAHAHA i just went HAHAHAAH thats hilarious

[Dedokai32]

did you ever fart and blame it on the dog. get that son a bitch outt the livin room goddamn it rurururu get him outta here lol

[chunkadelic1]

11 people are holding in farts.

[WaLLeeMynder]

why are you guys thumbing up those guys...they got the quote wrong, i believe he says "deaf" not "death"...that wouldnt even make since

[WhiteEagle37]

@WaLLeeMynder he did say deaf,you are right

[DrugboyCat]

thats m doggg,go redddd goooo never holdin ya farttt,nevvaaaa....

[FUNKYBLOK]

Sounds like Bama the village poet

[MrTotahead]

How can u dislike this.......classic Redd Foxx

[MrOalvarado]

Funniest fart joke I have ever heard.

[richventures]

Redd Foxx is still the best, thanks :))

[roguecj310]

IN A WEEK YOUD BE A FUCKIN ROCKET ahahaha that shit cracked me up

[papaNashio]

This guy is badass!!

[1mil975]

@uberkrispy.... Not sure when this video was made but since it was posted in 2008, so if it was made then, Redd would have been 86 years old then.... yep he was born in 1922....

[HeartBrokeDownBlue]

I stil think the funniest thang is the humble fart....once, I made my own fart laugh!

[FordF1502001]

lol

[TheRivetthead]

awesome

[ronnyrosco09]

Fart Jokes, however immature, have always comedy staples. If you can't tell a good fart joke, you have no hope in the business.

[retrofever1969]

This man was a trip!

[mchalio80]

i love fart jokes

[ethiopiastopmodel]

the ten bitches who didnt think this was funny are bieberheads

[zarkbot88]

@ethiopiastopmodel how does the "fuck beiber" mentality have to do with Redd Foxx's standup

[Cubarted]

Stupid Katy Perry, fart jokes rule! :D

[4freespeech]

It just don't get any FUNNIER than this!

This stuff aint for nothing else but to LAUGH AT.

[killpenguinplz]

Don't compare Foxx and Carlin. Foxx is actually telling jokes and funny stories. Carlin just yells and swears, he had no clever insight and didn't have any funny jokes.

[MidgetKong]

@killpenguinplz

gotta listen to really old skool Carlin.

like late 60's to mid 70's

I love both of them so it's hard to choose from two great Comedians.

there ain't never gonna be any comedians of that Caliber Ever Again.

[WuYorkYankees]

@killpenguinplz ur crazy

[jhelmsorig]

OMG this is great!!!!

[hugatag]

REDD FOXX The funniest stand up comic of ALL TIME !

[mondrequs]

2 poots = 1 fart ..lmao

[Morbideth69]

lol so if yu hear two scutter...classic

[Karnage080]

never heard of this guy but fuck hes funny

[4sworn2EnemY0]

@Karnage080 you've never heard of or watched Sanford & Son???

[xXShiningSapphireXx]

The part with the old lady in the elevator was AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

[miamigroove]

2 poots = 1 fart

[LADYPLANET7]

then she let loose....BAM! hahaha

[aicdethfan84]

hahaha

[scrowfan41]

Hilarious... Truly Fed Sanford.

[texasmane2006]

lmmfao

[lilblock1234]

"yeahh the fuckin fart !" lmfaoooooo

[scoob1993]

@lilblock1234 isnt it hilarious with his deep ass voice. Man he was the best

[windcityfan1]

redd foxx side splitin shit he will be missed along will richard pryor r.i.p.

[misstoyaj]

i'm mad he reminding me of that dude from China, Jiang Zemin, with that jacket and glasses lol why he dressed like that? LOL

[Blackjesus3]

i love redd

[ChicagoBubba]

Remeber guys, 2 poots = 1 fart. HAHAHA

[SpockBoy]

Love Redd Foxx

[tattmoo]

watch his plain brown wraper video his pussy fart jokes will make nu piss ur pants!

[watchikid]

smell like somebody done shit a Christmas tree! lol

[peaceandmetal88]

"and then put a smell in it so the deaf could enjoy it" ROFL

[free126d]

@muldoon55  I got your coon, faggot!!!

[hiyowassup2]

sanford and son was the funniest shit i ever saw... redd foxx rocks!!

[linux750]

best joke i've heard in a while.

[DestoOfWow]

when did Redd Foxx die?

[specialk68]

@DestoOfWow

October 11, 1991

[Arsenel14]

folks lookin' at me....Like, The Fart? lol!!!!!!

[TheLizardKing1967]

Redd was a quarter Seminole Indian. His mom was 1/2. FACT

[blatspanner]

ech. being alive sucks. grime and decay.

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

"Yeah, the fuckin' fart!"

[RakimAllah777]

Who did the poot thing first, him or pryor?

[devantesworld]

what is he smokin on a cigarette or weed and what year he died

[Dre7Guevara]

@devantesworld

1991

[yardmarley]

poor dog catch hell

[eazilyiapproach]

"THE LORRRD CREATED THE FART, AND PUT A SMELL IN IT SO THAT DEATH COULD ENJOY IT! .....I think the lord fucked up on that odor.  ROLFF!!!!

[killion536]

@eazilyiapproach  I think he said "so the deaf could enjoy it" but not possitive.

[soloban81]

@eazilyiapproach He said DEAF not DEATH.

[1108chuck]

@eazilyiapproach he actually says "so the deaf can enjoy it" since they coudn't hear it.

[muzikman183]

@1108chuck lol u're right

[63241224]

@1108chuck IT'S ACTUALLY " SO THAT DEATH COULD ENJOY IT".......

[1108chuck]

@63241224 Shut up stupid. "So that death can enjoy it" sounds as retarded as you are. "Death" as in the "Grim Reaper" can hear so he could enjoy it without the smell, dumbass. That is why he says DEAF (because they can't hear it) not DEATH.

[kseadam8907]

@eazilyiapproach - it's actually, "so the deaf could enjoy it"

[kinkymarvin]

@eazilyiapproach i think he is saying the deaf, because the deaf don t hear shit

[Afrochicken79]

@kinkymarvin nobody can hear 'shit' cause 'shit' don't talk. 

[kingennui]

@eazilyiapproach He said so the deaf could enjoy it.

[lambert581]

The joke Redd told is the same Gene Tracey told but with an Avon Lady doing the farting

[lovie2000]

Are you trying to imply that Redd is telling a joke that originated from Gene..... ?

[prettyboy0909]

1:42

the old white man in the far right was farting