BANK OF AMERICA IS THE MOST CORRUPT BANK IN THE COUNTRY!. Bank of America harassed me, ruined my credit, charged me over $800 in fees over a 10 day period, tried to humiliate me, and never stopped calling my house- all because of $50 overdraft!!
In one day I was charged over $250 in overdraft fees because of a company that took advantage of my bank account- BofA charges more fees than any bank in the World!
En 1997 una chica llamada karina, estaba caminando en un bosque,despues desaparecio de repente nunca nadie la encontro hasta el 2000 cuando otra chica llamada emily encontro su cuerpo y unas marcas en su pecho decian: no era lo suficiente hermosa" y ahora que haz leido esto ella aparecera en tu espejo diciendo que no eres lo suficientemente hermoso(a) y te matara!(por cierto la chica llamada karina murio poco despues)Para poder salvarte pega esto en otros 5 videos.ESTO ES CIERTO
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
internet goes down, and since people cant bullshit anymore at work they start actually doing what their paid for. resulting in productivity. thats pretty much what its about.
when you put it that way its like saying batmans about a guy who fights crime... its like saying pulp fiction is about two cops.. its like saying life is about death
never summarize something with out descriptions man, you need the details
funny how your asking me to fully describe a less then 30 second clip, if you dont understand what i said you should quit life all together, because it has more complicated things then this in store for you. and the description isnt even vague, it pretty much describes the clip perfectly, where im loosing you i have no idea.
nice catch, unfortunatly i cannot edit, so there is really nothing i can do. and if your honestly going to correct me, do it with a complete sentence, using proper puntuation. not a small statement with no period at the end, i cant tell if your finished talking or not. i know i dont type with perfect spelling or sentences, but honestly who gives a shit, its the internet.
Did they predict the SOPA blackout?
snozzletheadorable 2 weeks ago
Yeah, I could see that. :P
... except I work overnight so for a good chunk of this I'm going to be asleep. X3
gamerlen 2 weeks ago
I watched the onion movie +10 times
MedSyria 3 months ago
Great movie ever
TheGrzegorz09 6 months ago 4
Lmaoooooooooooo "startages"
jackisnowouttabed 7 months ago
網路中斷,導致全美工作率提高
mars007400 10 months ago
Major work startages...run for the hills...
DaWarLord19 10 months ago
FaceBook is down :(
Karmathejedi1701 1 year ago
thats why i put games on my usb
nessnes64 1 year ago 13
They play this sound clip on WNCX all day
VinnyVanYiffy 1 year ago
This movies is awesome !!!!!! watch it !
pliskinn0089 1 year ago
"the outage which caused a major work startage"
lol
Spanky00Cheeks 2 years ago 19
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BANK OF AMERICA IS THE MOST CORRUPT BANK IN THE COUNTRY!. Bank of America harassed me, ruined my credit, charged me over $800 in fees over a 10 day period, tried to humiliate me, and never stopped calling my house- all because of $50 overdraft!!
In one day I was charged over $250 in overdraft fees because of a company that took advantage of my bank account- BofA charges more fees than any bank in the World!
mattt1ooo 2 years ago
they got me with that shit too. Fuck BofA
u2berz 1 year ago
Wow maybe it's just me but the Onion shorts seem to be better quality than this video. :O
justaguy12345 2 years ago 5
Simply awesome.
ErichoTTA 2 years ago
"Plunging the nation into productivity" what a line!
marcusjhung 2 years ago 13
saw it. its hilarious^^
cuttyprincess 2 years ago 4
lol u can see hees trying not 2 laughf even knowing its a movie
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lawerenceburch 2 years ago
LOL! I LOVED THIS MOVIE SO MUCH!!!!
DarkOctane 2 years ago 3
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1.put your hand over your mouth
2.make a wish into your hand
3.pull your hand away and put it over your heart for 5 seconds
4.put this on a comment for 3 more videos
5.if you do you will have the best day of your life tomorrow
thejoshanater 2 years ago
you'll have the best day ? and... what happen with the wish you made ? lol
elledan77 2 years ago
I NEED this movie, I'll go all armed gunman and steal myself a job to get a copy lol
Headsetphobias 2 years ago 2
love that movie so much
DaShiz0 2 years ago
there would have been people hurring to fix it.
ripsnorting13 2 years ago
im definitly geting this movie.....one way or another >_>
ironman3112 2 years ago
This video is genius.
wbrycem 3 years ago 3
Steven Segal was in it; that guy'll do anything with karate.
necromunky84 3 years ago
the internet went down today, plunging the nation to productivity
hahaha
so true
chrisjsimon 3 years ago 127
cool
ob1213 3 years ago
i wasn't sure, but after this and armed gunman, I think I must buy or illegally download this movie! :)
JoeandOlly 3 years ago 6
trust me, its worth it.
jettboyy13 3 years ago
agreed
JoeandOlly 3 years ago
i love that part!his name tag was armed gun man!
rocky1rocky2 3 years ago
the armed gunman was the best
pkmuffun 3 years ago 2
definately v
ROCKSoutLOUD1316 3 years ago
funniest movie i have ever seen
epicfails 3 years ago
yep yep
cutey4realz 3 years ago
so true!
ZachValkyrie 3 years ago 2
Rofl, I just watched this at work..
cybernetics 3 years ago 152
This is why I love America lol
iAbsolution 3 years ago 3
LMFAO awesome
just1ofgod 3 years ago
So did I... my boss came to ask me something and watched this and laughed.
iSoroush 3 years ago
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En 1997 una chica llamada karina, estaba caminando en un bosque,despues desaparecio de repente nunca nadie la encontro hasta el 2000 cuando otra chica llamada emily encontro su cuerpo y unas marcas en su pecho decian: no era lo suficiente hermosa" y ahora que haz leido esto ella aparecera en tu espejo diciendo que no eres lo suficientemente hermoso(a) y te matara!(por cierto la chica llamada karina murio poco despues)Para poder salvarte pega esto en otros 5 videos.ESTO ES CIERTO
lili030 3 years ago
lol @ work startages
n00bBalance 3 years ago
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
Doni2011 3 years ago
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this movie looks like it will kinda suck.
ok, more than kinda.
it flat out will suck.
CRLyle1 3 years ago
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this is stupid shit
icestorm54445 3 years ago
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wot?
ScenesInClouds 3 years ago
retard
LSKnight33 3 years ago
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lol..retard? did you ever look at yourself :)?
ScenesInClouds 3 years ago
yea i did. and when i did i was like..."wow good thing im not as stupid as ScenesIsClouds, cuz then i mights have to kill myself!"
LSKnight33 3 years ago
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how interesting. Too bad you are way more stupid than anyone else :D
ScenesInClouds 3 years ago
HA! im enjoying this! Well atleast i UNDERSTAND this video!
LSKnight33 3 years ago 6
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YAY YOU! I don't care a flying shit about this, why bother using time to even listen to it properly? The internet went down oh noes.
ScenesInClouds 3 years ago
then why the hell would you watch it?
LSKnight33 3 years ago 7
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I happened to go through it bcos of another video.
ScenesInClouds 3 years ago
internet goes down, and since people cant bullshit anymore at work they start actually doing what their paid for. resulting in productivity. thats pretty much what its about.
J0hnny5 3 years ago
when you put it that way its like saying batmans about a guy who fights crime... its like saying pulp fiction is about two cops.. its like saying life is about death
never summarize something with out descriptions man, you need the details
RishavR 3 years ago
funny how your asking me to fully describe a less then 30 second clip, if you dont understand what i said you should quit life all together, because it has more complicated things then this in store for you. and the description isnt even vague, it pretty much describes the clip perfectly, where im loosing you i have no idea.
J0hnny5 3 years ago 5
losing...not loosing
Romestock 3 years ago
nice catch, unfortunatly i cannot edit, so there is really nothing i can do. and if your honestly going to correct me, do it with a complete sentence, using proper puntuation. not a small statement with no period at the end, i cant tell if your finished talking or not. i know i dont type with perfect spelling or sentences, but honestly who gives a shit, its the internet.
J0hnny5 3 years ago
yea romestock it doesen't fucking matter
dudeboy32 3 years ago