Sudden Ominous Music Heard Across U.S., Nation Panicking

[CyberPirateTrader]

I've got a strange noise... IN MY PANTS!!

[TheAnonMessage]

V for Vendetta attempt?

[arcticwolfx8]

@TheAnonMessage Was that last vid u uploaded from the onion?

[malakius]

Fuck the onion.

[procious]

Obviously its not real :-) because when Andrea asked Jane to comment, there was no time lage, which is always 100% the case in a real newscast. Same in reverse from Jane to Andrea.

[CaptiveRiticuli]

What the fuck is this rubbish.

[Jai666666666]

HARRP

[liztheliopleurodon]

This needs to be done. Seriously.

[1997MCD]

Yo I'm checking the web and this seems like a real event, is it? WTF? Did this really happen!?

[JonathanHallShow]

@1997MCD Really..?

[effteapea]

@1997MCD Tell me you don't genuinely think this is true. Its obviously a piss take at the american media/crime/worry/obsession.

[chaching289]

@1997MCD lol no - its the onion. but there have been reports of strange noises globally.

[jdeloatch64]

Even though I've seen this several times before, this still gives me the chills every time I watch it.

[nintendofool]

If this was real and the music just started playing I would go outside and happily skip through a dark forest

[winning12341]

0:25

lols

[whateveritsjenna]

It's fake. Onion news network xD haha

[MrWhitechocolate2011]

this is fake u can tell

[snowthugen69]

@MrWhitechocolate2011 its the onion you dumbass no shit its fake

[MrWhitechocolate2011]

@snowthugen69 ya fucking aliens just came out of no where and shot them you dumb fucking ass bitch

[snowthugen69]

@MrWhitechocolate2011 in what way am i the dumbass here? you just pointed out the obvious that its fake. news flash its the onion, a fake new paper everyone knows this isnt true

[bollocks2who]

Oh my God!! Sounds like I'm about to be attacked by a serial killer from the movies!

[AINGELPROJECT667]

Turns out Rebecca Black was making another album.

[BADDOOKUS]

I just wonder why every youtube video is at a different volume. Turn it up for this one , turn it down for the next, up dpwn up down

[TheNoobiezz]

I WANT THAT REPTILE DYSFUNCTION DRUG!!

[DJR551955]

# Words, "BLAIR WITCH PROJECT"

[epyonslegacy]

not gonna lie, if that happened i would be freaking the f**k out

[iuiman1]

If only I had speakers that loud

[geostigma123]

Are you guys aware that this is happening right now many places in the world? been going on for like 3 weeks in china, some US states have had it, and Kiev(ukraine) is having it right now... just youtube it... look up:* Kiev strange sound*... IT's really fucking creepy that its happening all over the world.!

[thedma100]

@geostigma123 In Massachusetts USA i havent heard it....Im SCARED

[pufflelover1]

Wait......... Red convertible, teenagers, joy.....REBECCA BLACK!

[XxBryanWolfxX]

i thought this was real until the retarded girl. =p

[Mr795137]

"watch how a real men does it . . ."

[4513radkej]

see, i told you that there was nothing to worry about...

[eoqazzaq]

my phone rang at 1:46

[29sailornaruto]

this music was scary

[Reveniker]

I think she was enjoying the next story about chemically reducing a womans expectations. I detected half a smile there

[jamieblond1]

Whew, that's a relief!.....I was beginning to think that I was the only one hearing it.

[oftruthiness]

The ominous music caused my computer to buffer halfway through the video.

[iBeRandom233]

Just love.

[Agatahnai]

I would kinda freak out if this music was being played everywhere. And who -isn't- on the lookout for attractive teen girls wandering by themselves?

[devintheawesome]

moon has grown face

[crysta2k2]

This is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time.

New erectile dysfunction medication....LMAO!!!!

[MissFragileHeart]

What a waste of time...its a good thing that they wont let you flag garbage like this...My guess is that this one has been flagged alot, and that is why YT disabled flagging for this vid.

[explosion3209]

@MissFragileHeart they disabled it because its a show -_-

[terrorlord15]

OMG i THOUGHT zelda's majora's mask would be the best thign they could use and they did.

sadly its not the song i hoped for, Ikana Canyon......the most ominous and frightning song of all the universe.

[shinkle4]

The onion is too funny

[qasddddd1]

Traditional fans piss you off by chopping the air and causing buffering. Dyson fans piss you off by advertising their shit before every God damned video! I'm not buying your lousy fan you incessant pricks :p

[gorgeousaur]

I love how as soon as the video cut, the host barely batted an eye and continued to the next story as if it were no big deal.

[ReconCanSeeYOU]

i wish i could look for attractive teen girls lolol

[GregTom2]

The moon crashed!

[Hellridik2]

I blame Justin Bieber and all the other premature singers out there. They ruin the good music and singers .

[XALUCS]

hahahahaa!!!!



[MrSharpAss]

IT's the coming of Justin Bieber.

[marek0086]

"if that wasnt you... and that wasnt me.... then who was it?" LOL!

[TentativeandIntrepid]

damn i am so ot of it i have absolutely no idea what this is actually about

[tuyhhf]

Something tells me it's linked to the giant bin Laden reported on their site...

[thebotmasters5]

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[mdumas43073]

"News from Lexington, KY: Self-Made Man Defective"

[powamypow]

Knock it off Joey!

[ani451]

<3 the lady saying "something bad is going to happen. i can just feel it."

[oluwajolagunju]

What is that music? I wanna download it

[papavb]

I would diddle that girl in the woods, just sayin

[thencaesarfalls]

If that wasn't you, and that wasn't me, then what was it?

[KillaTequilla83]

I tried to stop it by saying "I'll be right back guy!" and walked into a long, dark foreboding hallway with the intent to get beer for my girlfriend who's mother died in a tragic accident and who's father was never seen since. Needless to say I was scare shitless.

[OtakuAgency]

that was actually scary..

[avengethenight]

This is a joke, right?

[AmericanDroid]

@avengethenight i second that

[kmanmagee]

@avengethenight

durrrrh no It's real

[Ascensiam]

@avengethenight they sent up a 5 billion ton satelite with the worlds biggest speaker, how dare you question a news channel!

[rmr355]

@avengethenight No. 

[Heliosphan15]

@avengethenight

no, it's America's Finest News Source

[jelliclecatgirl]

the shadow in the water was probally the thing from cloverfield

[Strikerklm96]

I'm writing as fast as i can but the teacher is getting closer, and she will check my homework which isn't done.

[TheOz91]

Horror/thriller cliches? lol

[silverfox983]

2012

[ghlmustang]

The Other Oil Spill

****youtube.com/watch?v=8qVXbp­P7gdg****

[EXTRON180]

this is genious

[AmericanPride1234]

They discovered the cause of the music. It was Just Bieber singing

[pmanx8]

ticker at the bottom of screen......

'study confirms that alcohol improves memory loss'...... lmfao

[InsertName125]

KNOCK IT OFF, JOEY! IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!

[viking977]

baby's like: wtf?!?

[Songwriter4God]

Lol! The end headlines are always better than the beginning. I live inthe county IBM was founded in! :P

[myanrueller]

Once again, FEMA is ineffective.

[fobills10]

jane??......jane?

[FlozelltheHotell]

rofl

[hellogoodbyemyluv]

"If that wasn't you, and that wasn't me, then who was it?"

[overload2255]

wow. This is the first time i have seen this. It's probably fake. But they make it look like Doctor Who.

[txfnero]

@overload2255 It's "probably" fake?

[PureInertia]

@overload2255 It's real, people have been hearing ominous music before most major cataclysmic events for centuries. We mostly notice it in the area, but it has managed to expand it's influence nationwide depending on the severity of the occasion. Google "Ominous Music Pearl Harbour" to see for yourself. It's basically one of the things that inspired movies to do that in the first place. They didn't just make that idea up. Scientists say it may be psychological.

[overload2255]

@PureInertia Boy, that town must have really bad psychological issues if what you say is true.

[linklover68]

what is this zelda majoras mask

[9taildfox909]

@linklover68 Yes, I think it's Lunar Halocaust (however you spell it). Is this real though? I don't know. I mean it'd be scary to hear that from a large scale but it's be kinda nice to finally have some music like that go to some people's heads. I would definatly like to hear that on a long walk or something.

[HyperSonicXtreme]

@linklover68

LOL!! the evil smiling moon.

[prototype3651]

@linklover68 quickly! play the oath to order!

[XxXexpressionXxX]

new iphone app automatically e-mails 'does anyone have an iphone charger?'

to entire office every day

[132hooligan]

WHAT THE FUCK?

[MasterZipZero]

The ominous music is caused by the top rated comments being the same quote from the video.

[Zandrokatsu]

Is this real?



[Tripp393]

@Zandrokatsu of coarse it is. I say this on the news.

[Equilibrium2037]

@GoforEmpire-Oh gee, you don't think I'm funny. Oh no, I'm so crushed. Moron.

[adamrocks2006]

I USE TO THINK THIS NEWS WAS BORING BUT THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE BEST I HAVE EVER SEEN.. SORRY FOR SHOUTING.

THANK YOU

[Equilibrium2037]

Oh, the Devil is blasting his stereo, again.

[GoforEmpire]

@Equilibrium2037 Extremely un-funny. Massive F-A-I-L.

[Esully7]

its l4d music

[MrSafetymeeting]

I bet it's that goddamn Al Qaeda!

[azzy314159]

ONN (ion) are the bestest most hilarious humour I have even encountered

[lazarus1995]

REPORT: UNCLE HAS ANOTHER WEBSITE FOR YOU

[Chubracabra99]

Im actually kind of scared now

[Sarcureus]

I actually found this to be genuinely scary xD

[thecapone45]

that ending note,, yeah thats what we need

[ThiFlyingTomato]

WHAT IS THE SOURCE OF THE MUSIC!?!?!?!?!

(Obama getting his finger out of Justin Bieber's vagina)

[ToonBlade23]

If I was in the video, I would have said:

"Well it looks like Gyagas is invading the U.S. Well people get your swords, guns, and all other weapons and get ready to fight for your lives. Cuz' all I can say is that 60 to 85 percent of us will not survibe."

[fhoo00dy2009]

مساكين



[eatmytool1]

@fhoo00dy2009 dirka dirka, jihad jihad, dirka?

[MiddleEastBeasties]

@eatmytool1 يجب أن تكون ترجمة باستخدام جوجل لقراءة هذا... منذ كنت لا تزال... الذهاب يمارس الجنس مع نفسك

[eatmytool1]

@MiddleEastBeasties jihadi mine dirka dirka, jihd dirk..... dirk dirka allah jihad dirka. allah dirka hoik bar jihad dirk!!

[MiddleEastBeasties]

@eatmytool1 ........... I'm not even going to waste my time... I regret even thinking you have sense...

[eatmytool1]

@MiddleEastBeasties DIRKA?!?! jihadi mine dirk dirka allah dirka jihah?!? allah akabr dirka?!? JIHAD DIRKA DIRKA DIRK!!!!

[eatmytool1]

@eatmytool1 إلهكم قد يقتلك مع وفاة الآلاف واحد منكم الرمال مثلي الجنس الشيطان

[MiddleEastBeasties]

@eatmytool1 Eh? sorry i can't hear you from your igloo...

[eatmytool1]

@MiddleEastBeasties what was that? I couldn't hear you over my free health care! dirka, dirka!

[NoisemakerArrow]

@eatmytool1 40% of your income isn't free, idiot.

[eatmytool1]

@NoisemakerArrow ......uh ok.....can i help you? or are you here to bob on my knob? just wonderin...

[crapgirlfilms]

@eatmytool1 WTF?! I come hear to watch a good .... Political satire video... And i see some strange flame war... Person who wants people to eat his/her genitalia.... Stop having random Spasms making you look like a muslim extremist on youtube... Middleeastern person...... go... make a smoke bomb or something...

[eatmytool1]

@crapgirlfilms crap girl films?!?....are you REALLY the 2 girls 1 cup creator?!?!? you nasty fucker!

[MiddleEastBeasties]

@eatmytool1 Yes actually... My Girl on girl pornos are actually very popular here...

[eatmytool1]

@MiddleEastBeasties sweet! merry christmas, my towelheaded friend!

[itachi33343]

@crapgirlfilms ...you just made the eatmytool guy seem nice.

[FoxxFire1]

C'mon, it'll be fun. Wait for me, guys. What's that shadow in the water? If that wasn't you and that wasn't me, what was it?... Watch how a real man does it.

[semperfi14733]

watch how a real man does it LMAO

[TheOtherPlum]

1:47 look at the scrolling news banner

[DMstar497]

i love how it says shes a lost teenage hiker and all the cameras are right there. lol.

[MrSafetymeeting]

It's probably Al Qaeda

[pashun88]

A Masterpiece.

[SimulacronX]

It's V!

[soulhunter4444]

"Breakthrough medicine allows you to shit on command" I do want this.

[Bhethar]

OMG this is one of the best Onion videos ever XD

[LocoGroove]

Sounds like dubstep

[PimpMyParadigm]

omg this is like jean baudrillard's SIMULACRA!!!

[LupisNero]

Cloverfield!

[Sabohaque]

I hate when news organizations use that ominous music crap during reports.

[5Kpro]

oh god, hitler is returning...

[Reluctanttreehugger]

HAHAH

[Sillylittlegrl]

1:40 SCIENCE WATCH: BREAKTHROUGH MEDICINE ALLOWS YOU TO SHIT ON COMMAND lol

[willclakify]

the onion news network is a lie! they lied about JB being 51! dont belive these douchebags.

[beanclr]

@willclakify lol let me guess u thought it was real? ^_^

[thedeathskittle]

@willclakify lol

[FuckinHateNewUtube]

THE DINGO IS ABOUT TO EAT MY BABY!

[redrose588]

I don't get this one. Someone explain it, please?

[Ghettobusters2]

@redrose588 You will have to speak louder I can't here you over the music.

[YF681]

It's the crab from earlier.

[Mathvaz21]

Even Andrea smiled after announcing next news lol

[MultiDukee]

^_^

[MrAmerica1995]

The ending=Skyline trailer

[FoxxFire1]

the part with the FEMA strategic phrases might be the funniest thing i've seen in a decade.

[nge1301]

people are starting to die when the music plays.

[CrackHeadForLife420]

IS THIS REAL??

[MrBunnyWasHereFirst]

@CrackHeadForLife420 yes, can't you hear it? its all around us!!@#!@# they're COMING TO GET US ALL!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES OR YOU WI-

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

I wish this shit happend in Scotland :(

[Raveninety9]

olMG

A HUGE SR-71 JUST FLEW OVER THE WHITE HOUSE

[jessmaybailey]

0:01

[HelloHiGoodday]

I heard the music playing the other day...and a girl nearly got hit by a car right in front of me just as the music stopped. It is real!

[Freenetnow]

I KNEW life came with a soundtrack!

[skulmonkey]

It is from a UFO...did you see the shdow that came before the reporter was cut?! I knew it would happen anytime. They're here!! God help us all!

[DinosaurusOcskai]

Andrea Bennett is HOT

[salrubz]

AHHAHAHA LOL THE INTERVIEW WITH THE LADY...LOL

[bijibadness]

science watch: breathrough medicine allows you to shit on command. reading the news feed banner below these things is just as good as the actual "reports". the onion is fucking brilliant

[Music4AII]

If you believed this, you're a true american :D

[A550RGY]

@Music4AII Only a Swede would say that. :)

[mjohanss1975]

@A550RGY because Swedes are wise beyond the telling of it hehe

[HeronKusanagi]

this is weird than funny

[rsjokes]

"a new erectile dysfunction drug that works by chemically lowering the woman's expectations"

[Music4AII]

Watch how a real man does it... lol

[LolCaramelz]

What the fuck is doing this? I havent heard any music outside???? WHAT THE FUCK IS IT???