Application to the Evil League of Evil, Siren Song! Nyan!!!

[5299437]

Betty (aka Nadine, Diane, Niana, Nina, and Geraldine)...Good Job!

BTW -- do you and Captain Kangaroo have a thing going on?

Your editor, best boy and costume wench (Edith Head?) are all grossly underpaid -- they should unionize. (I could hear your costumer clanking her spoon while she was stirring splenda into her three-day-old cup of coffee.)

Do you need a road manager? I'm available.

Do you know "On Top of Of Spaghetti", "One Bad Apple" or -- my favorite -- "Harper Valley PTA?"

Good Job

[SirenSongELE]

Please, listen to my siren song

I'll try not to come on too strong.

I never get to hear you applaud,

'Cause by then you're glassy-eyed and slack-jawed.

Bad Horse, open the door

For little ol' me, por favor!

I take your money-

I take your time-

I could take your soul-

None of that nickel and dime.

[SirenSongELE]

Bad Horse, Oooh, I'd fit right in.

Be legendary, Thoroughbred of Sin.

Mr. Bad Horse-

Could you endorse-

By whatever force-

My application!!!

You know i could get saddlesore,

We'd make a REALLY bad centaur!!!

[SirenSongELE]

Thanks OShea42! Appreciate it!

[OShea42]

That was a cool song! Nice application!

[JDUB2077]

Looks Good