German Coastguard Sinking - Learn English Commercial

[repatomonor21]

Maybe *sniff*

[xPhoreZx]

yes

[MrZhaopow]

no

[GotGamePIay]

no



[TehPhobiia]

Yes

[MrRemeax]

NO

[thepinoys]

no

[MrNellZzz]

NO

[TheGodofthunder115]

NO

[TheJKCProductions]

No

[DarkSoraDS]

Yep

[pubst0mp]

NO

[iUndef]

NO

[Gurizin]

This is hilarious but can't beat "fuck you in the ass"! If you know what it is!

[halorunescaper]

Lol i saw this in a radio class and 4 people fell out tjeir seats

[DeusGodinje]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHA

[laal67]

excellent!

[SuperApolloX]

ROFL

[jitiway]

hahahaha!

[deersky]

We are singing about sinkink....

[TokiKatChannel]

PedoBear: I know what i'm sinking about!

*looks at kiddieporn*

[boybacintown]

Best ever

[XupicorA]

Hahaha, I was just singing about that. ^^ Wait...

[magic666z]

Best thing ever :D

[megbiz1]

We were shown this video at our school I can't remember why but afterwards every one was on the floor laughing

[EmrysTan]

FANTASTIC

[witchontop]

@ome277 .... yep, you´re right but that makes you Nobody so fast after ...... there we have the salad ...... ;-p

[Delage555]

Hahaha hilarious lol

[DestinyLoveFaith]

haha this is so funny! My dutch teacher told us about this video.

[vohne]

hahaha hilarious!

[8Ho03EdONl1liL]

I keep watching this over and over and it just keeps getting funnier! Ha!

[alikaok1]

What are you sinking about? hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

[dewolfson]

LAME PUN ALERT!!

I sink that this was a very funny video.

[satanicrawrofdoom]

the 39 people that disliked this video... man... what were they sinking?

[fwefilms]

WTF?! What the hell? Crazy comments more than 500! Guys thats only a publicity! Germans speak english very well ;D And the USA is awesome! Why the hell write some people something different? (USA has awesome laws^^ drunken driver = arrest)

[bunglebearMCR]

I think this ad is hilarious! But I don't understand why people then have to turn it all into a political argument....its an ad about pronunciation for christ sake, do you people just sit here searching for an excuse to rant?

[wante833]

Hey every1 ! can any 1 say the name of the music played at 0:35 ?

[michatube23]

@wante833 "ode an die freude" (ode to joy) Beethoven 9ths i believe

[xenover]

I understand that he says zinking (thinking)

my gf thinks he says singing

What do YOU think ?

[yurismir1]

@xenover No he says "sinking". "Zinking" is not a word in English.

[xenover]

@yurismir1 u misunderstood me, the Germans tend to change TH into Z

get it now ? Thinking - Zinking

its like..

nvm

[Feyenoord1998]

Fantastic!!!!!

[imaybeclason]

using the punchline as the title. really?

[beanyb00]

MADAY!! MADAY!!WE ARE SINKING!!

Vhat..Vhat are you sinking about?

[kratosdj95]

sis is german coast guard

[bitskipower]

38 people are Germans

[lancecool321]

@bitskipower uh oh racist alert.

[yurismir1]

@lancecool321 If only the Germans were a race.

[derinquisitor]

@yurismir1 Actually some time ago some Germans indeed claimed to form a separate race, the so-called Master race.

[cicek6]

haahaaha

[LuciusFlavus]

You should only change the name of video clip because you find out what is it about before the joke comes!

[SebiTarantino]

Funny! Folks, this ad is about languages! Even if the ad could sound "against" Germany, it is certainly not. Maybe it was made just and only to motivate more Germans to learn English to be more flexible on the world market.... so what's the point? Even in IT the main language is English... does any IT bother? nope..

[Kreloar]

A tongue twister extra for this German guy : The sailor thought his ship was sinking,

such thoughts no sailor should be thinking.

[AdrianMuravey]

@Kreloar

There's this marvelous feeling of achievement I get whenever I pronounce this one properly. Thanks for sharing it to the depths of Europe!

[BreezyFlies]

lolroflmfaotwtf! do you kow what it means?

[beatmastahb]

that's really funny but whouldn't it be better if you didn't give away the punch line in the title?

[S1ayaDaPlaya]

Warum machen die Leute haben Spaß der Keime machen -.- manche Menschen können echte Reisig werden

[earthpossum]

So simple yet soooo funny

[Faira95]

Lulz

[Arleneva]

it says we are sinking and we says what are you sinking (thinking) about

[Darkanglelorde]

I sink 37 people sank

[romatetemadze]

I sink thiz iz fanni ;)

[MrsNorris55]

@romatetemadze ROFL Oh ja!!!

[computeruser28]

UBERLEBENSRADAR (he said it with so much pride haha) funny ad, they should make more :D

[225573275]

i think i spider.

[SuperGeorgian]

ai em ei teibal

[fall0rn]

haahahhaa wie geil ;D

[ome277]

I sink my english is not se yellow from se egg, but it goes!! xD

[darkrage1985]

apparently 35 Germans watched this video

[zsushicomrade]

@darkrage1985 Nah, dude, I live in Germany. The Germans love this XD

[darkrage1985]

ohh Germans...

[DieMenschMaschine85]

Change the title!

[MQorshy]

Sank you

[rykeyz]

Your English is so what from under all pig, I believe I spider!

[tearsicry]

@rykeyz I'm sorry, what?

[Jimmyspangler]

I'm sinking I'm sinking..... What are you sinking about? Lol, great

[magicgreg84]

I sink its quite... fanny xD

[academicusprecarius]

Fuck TH! I can only think :D

[BlackHawk4744]

I am german and i feel very offended :>

[Farqual0071]

@BlackHawk4744  You are a pussy then :D

[bondita]

@BlackHawk4744 ya BECAUSE THE FUCKING AMERICANS ARE NOW SINKING WITH THEIR ECONOMY AND THEY ARE ALL PIGS AND ENVIOUS LOOKING on germany shining like a star , AND MEANWHILE THEY ARE KILLING THEIR OWN DELTA FORCE to cover the truth there was no bi n la den !!! DEUTSCHLAND FOREVER MEINE DAMMEN UND HERREN !!!!

[us8likes8cheese]

@bondita what the fuck

[BlackHawk4744]

I think i spider...

[DNchap1417]

The British navyman speaking seems to have some sort of speech impediment, since he sounds like he's saying "we're sthinking" so I can't blame ze German Koast GUARD for his mistake!

[yurismir1]

Is this from the Super Bowl a year or 2 ago?

[salee202]

35 Germans :D

[lingyburdis]

chinese say sicking too... everysing...anysing...somesing

[KralWhyborg]

EEEHH, WHAT ARE YOU SINKING ABAUWT?

[pez2155]

Hahaha class

[nahmourao]

genious

[TheRealMichaelBaer]

yeah it's funny =)

[powerpointfreak7]

im german and i think/sink its soooooooooooo funny :) :) :)

[EsistBaum]

einfach mal großes kino!

[LeviathanMist]

I wonder if this video is based on a true event

[javim16]

I lol'd... "what are you sinking about?" ROFL!

[nicocola1]

lol

[BieberSayNever]

lol

[lovevic52]

that is just stupid

[Crockpaste]

35 people sunk

[catalin7995]

the 35 dislikes are from german people (:

[MrsSweetbubble]

@catalin7995 noo :D i´m german and i think its soo true because some germans really talk like that and it´s just so embarrassing xD

i love this commercial :DD

[lanceaw8]

@MrsSweetbubble im german too but tht was rlly funny XD.

[ivaflimkien]

@catalin7995 or from captains in distress who tried to get some help but were talked to by some german dude

[ProgressiveBoink]

This German needs to learn some English. D:

[jeydii06]

LOL! What are you sinking about? haha! It's pretty funny, *NO* racial discrimination intended. But, it is supposed to be funny. And it just made my night. lol

[johanitaLoca]

it is a pitty that you cant watch a video related to germany without having to read dangerous and racists comments of freaks from all over the world. it makes me sad thats such ill people use my country to unite and exchange there misanthropical thoughts. understand that germany is not a racist country. we truly regret our past and try to never forget it so that it wont happen again. and btw there are countries much more racist in the world.

i really like the video tho ..greetings from germany

[donutfresse]

ei säi it kliff änd klier: sis iss jess ä sing!

[ebaay1]

me sink ze britz must learn zome german.

[086Jaime]

@ebaay1 No offence or anything, but what would be the point in learning German? It's not really beneficial to us; especially considering Germans will learn our language anyway.

Thank you for your concern though..

[ebaay1]

@086Jaime Haha dude, i was joking :) Sarcasm you know

[cspj12]

youtube is a trash receptacle for racist and neophobic thoughts. thank god people have it so they dont actually talk to anyone about there dangerous ideas

[remimonteverdi]

I quoted this from heart at the dinner table to some German-Americans and even then they went into a hysterical laughing fit!

It is simply brilliant!!!

[magdishion]

probably the 32 nonhuman beings who disliked the video really don't know English and didn't get the joke of the commercial. it's a pity

[antraxptpt]

@magdishion lol stfu, what do you care

[armadylize]

@magdishion i bet that they are the germans

[magdishion]

@armadylize :)) i agree

[KevinSun242]

@magdishion Probably Chinese :P I don't sink is funny O_O

[NovemberVictor22]

@magdishion 32 (39 now actually) are just lousy trolls, and nothing more than that :)

[efhilton]

lol! Reason enough to learn another foreign language.

[Mem4uh]

hahahha

[ajjcjHQ]

@FuriousPorsche How can you say 'we won't' do you know that for certain? German citizens of Afghan origin are under suspicion to cause a terror attack. We all know that German citizens go WAY over the top when inflicting terror so I'm PRAYING you are right!

Secondly, YOU are a lower-class thug who binge drinks and involves yourself in petty crime -therefore, YOU are a CHAV of Germany!

Thirdly, after calling me a "Paki" your account is closer than ever to rotting in the scrapyard of history

[ajjcjHQ]

@FuriousPorsche YouTube contacted me about my 'inappropriate behaviour' regarding that comment and warned me, "future insults will result in community guideline procedures." What a cheek(!) lol. Still, my account lives on and always will.

Lang lebe ajjcj von ajjcjHQ

[ajjcjHQ]

"Vot arse yous sinking asbout?" hahahaha... pathetic little German. 

[kurdistani87]

hahahahahaha :D

[novazembla]

all my students hate trying to pronounce "th", i'll have to show them this video.

[FuriousPorsche]

@novazembla Lol, for Germans it might be a bit tricky to pronounce "th", but for English-speaking people it must be hard to pronounce the German language's "sch". ;p

[ajjcjHQ]

@FuriousPorsche German is an old and dying language... we are not expected to be able to pronounce useless little sounds just like Germans are not expected to pronounce sounds in welsh that are not in English or German...

"Vat arse you ssinking asbout" - dumb little kraut!

[FuriousPorsche]

@ajjcjHQ German is spoken in seven member states of the European Union, you unknowing lowlife. English is solely spoken on Monkey Island (Britain) and Ireland. Got it, island monkey? Good.

[ajjcjHQ]

@FuriousPorsche And in Malta, actually. And even though German is spoken in like 7 countries in the EU, more people still speak English than German as a first or additional language.

Around the world, there are like 50 countries who speak English and over 200 that have it as their minority language. English is the lingua franca, business language, internet language and global language of planet Earth.

Soon languages like German will be rotting in the scrapyard of history. bwahahahaha

[FuriousPorsche]

@ajjcjHQ Are you having a wank over the prevalence of the English language - and why do you sound like a ghost train resident when laughing?

What a sorry little loser you are.

[FuriousPorsche]

@ajjcjHQ Isn't it rather the hypocritical and evil British Empire that is now rotting in the scrapyard of history? Answer. ;p

[ajjcjHQ]

@FuriousPorsche No... but Germany's world cups are. Why? Because back in those days, Germany's football team was actually German! Not Polish, Turkish, Ghanaian, Tunisian, Brazilian et al - those days are WAY in the past now so it's rotting in the scrapyard of history.

However, the British Empire, a collection of places that speak English, play our sports, embrace our culture, share our history, use our monarch and share our currency hasn't changed THAT much, except for the currency and monarch

[FuriousPorsche]

@ajjcjHQ Lol, the so-called Commonwealth of Nations is a loose and incoherent gathering of ex-colonies that up to 60% still hate you for making them slaves and subjects of the evil British Empire. 200,000 British colonists ruling over almost a billion of Indians? C'mon, even you have to admit that something like that couldn't be right.

England's sole title dates back to the year 1966 - how pathetic is that! When it comes to football, better shut your gob.

Three World Cups. Three Euro Cups.

[ajjcjHQ]

@FuriousPorsche Still with the hate? Firstly, when we controlled India, it was only like 500,000 people because we controlled the population and kept it at a steady level.

Secondly, England won the world cup in 2003 - Germany only ever win world cups with a big fat laughable wall going through it! LOL - the whole of Germany was CUT INTO TWO when you won your world cups and those 2 Euro's with only 4 and 8 teams LOL.

Germany had 2 entries for the world, the rest of the world had one entry

[FuriousPorsche]

@ajjcjHQ I'll grant you some enlightenment here, little truant. From 1939 to 1945 there was a big war in Europe and other parts of the world, it is called the Second World War. After it, in consequence of Germany's defeat and surrender, the occupying powers of the United States, USSR, the UK and France chose to set up occupation zones.

West and East Germany were created as a result of this.

Now, to say that West Germans weren't Germans in the first place, is one utterly stupid statement.

[ajjcjHQ]

@FuriousPorsche WEST Germany was on entry for the world cup who used doping in 1954 and won, won it fairly in 1974 and the penalty shootout in 1990 decided the world cup because it was fixed so Argentina couldn't win it. EAST Germany was a SECOND entry into the world cup.

Germany = a divided British, French, America and Russia colony and that was the only reason you have had some success, THANKS to Britain, France and America uniting 3/4 of you. You will never taste success when you are united.

[FuriousPorsche]

@ajjcjHQ The German national football team utterly destroyed, humiliated and knocked you out of the Cup at South Africa by a devastating 4-1 defeat. The German team is alongside Spain the best in the world, we got the most promising talents - whereas England can't even win against Montenegro.

Give us a break, you envious worm. Germany is just better than you. Accept it.

Three World Cups. Three Euro Cups. Period.

[ajjcjHQ]

@FuriousPorsche Humiliated us? Erm... no, my friend - your keeper cheated and it lead to England's defeat after we left our defence open trying to find an equaliser we already got in the first half. Doesn't matter - Spain beat your asses and it felt GOOOOD to watch a game where Germany played better and deserved to win, especially after you knocked out the two favourites, England and Argentina haha. Thanks for that by the way, watching Argentina be humiliated was nice.

[FuriousPorsche]

@ajjcjHQ And please, finally stop to use my phrases like "rotting in the scrapyard of history". Are you so unimaginative in your little island-monkey-head that you have to use a German's witty phrases?

Poor little chav.

[ajjcjHQ]

@FuriousPorsche Calv your comments will soon be rotting in the scrapyard of history when you are suspended for a THIRD time. bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

You sorry lowlife continental monkey CHAV!

[FuriousPorsche]

@ajjcjHQ I see you are posting no more comments under your old and evil account, ajjcj. What a wise decision. In any case we will be getting your ass.

Believe me that, little island monkey. And there is certainly no such thing as "continental monkeys", there are only island monkeys. That term is exclusively reserved for you frustrated islanders from Britannia - and entire continental Europe knows that. ;p

[ajjcj]

@FuriousPorsche I shall grant you a comment, my friend. Britain hates continental monkey Europe - we are ashamed to be called 'European' - we detest that name with all our hearts. Why? Because it includes the French, Germans and Hungarians (your mothers homeland) which is why we don't like it.

We do not give two flying fucks what the continentals think...

[ajjcjHQ]

@FuriousPorsche My mother is Pakistani? Even if she was, better to be Pakistani than be a German, right? hahaha...

You said yourself that the EU should be an alliance, instead it is crippling European nations like Germany where 40% of under-18s are foreign. your nieces and nephews will be in the minority soon enough. Oh dear, not good is it?

Oh well... I'm glad that's one thing the English can't be blamed for, isn't it?! hahahaha.

[FuriousPorsche]

@ajjcjHQ The whole of Western Europe is facing a Muslim infiltration of its societies. In England you got sharia law at municipal level, you got millions of Pakistani and Bangladeshi immigrants, a considerable part of them hating you from the bottom of their hearts, burning your flags in public, protesting against homecoming veterans, spitting at them at places like Luton. Why don't they like you?

We got 1,7 million Turks in Germany, so where are your facts? Little truant. Bwahahaha!

[ajjcjHQ]

@FuriousPorsche You have 4MILLION TURKS and you know it! On paper, you only have 1.7m because the rest are considered 'German'. Even if that is true, about Muslims taking over Europe (which it's not) then why isn't the 'German ran EU' doing something to stop it? Answer me that... cos I'm interested.

Believe me, hand on heart, Pakistanis hate Bangladeshis vice versa WAY more than they hate the Brits, because of the former treatment of Bangaleshis by Pakistanis.

[FuriousPorsche]

@ajjcjHQ When is a German a German, when is a Brit a Brit, when an American an American? After one generation, two generations, at the day you get your passport out of the green card lottery? Those "Turks" were born here, they speak our language, they even can't speak Turkish anymore (at least most of them), they love our country, they would never - like in England - oppose our state. You even had terrorist attacks over there!

You ARE in one smelly mess. And the best thing is - you know it.

[ajjcjHQ]

@FuriousPorsche Calv, I know for a FACT that the Germans hate how the Turks do NOT integrate and speak HORRID German, even after 25 years living there. Britain, France AND Germany are on high alert for terrorism at the moment with suspects being British Pakistanis and German Afghanis - so you are becoming close to a 'home-grown terror attack'

The whole of Europe could face a terror attack but all you care about is "how run-down Britain is" you really are a lowlife chav! Get a life.

[ajjcjHQ]

@FuriousPorsche ...of course a minority of them hate us. A minority of white Brits hate them too, it's natural. The majority of them are kind and well mannered people and the second/third generation of Muslims usually move out of Britain once educated. They HATE our weather, and usually move to France or America - but i recently read that Berlin, Aarhus and Amsterdam are becoming popular for immigrants in Britain to move to - personally, I like them going to Berlin hahaha

[LostTheGameXD]

I like sinks

[SmilinTunes]

lol I re enact this commercial to all my friends when Im on ecstasy.

[AsianTeenz]

My favorite ad.

[sergey930]

I'm russian and I'm always sinking about somesing too!

[1nsertcoin]

I am German and I sink that this ad is just awesome :D

[1234Shanni]

:) Aha im english and this is hilarious! as long as the english dont drown XD

[cr0comire]

yeah... i dont think there is at least one american who speaks perfect german with no accent.

SAUERKRAUT, RUCKSACK, BRATWURST!

i can speak them out with no accent

cool, huh?

[asgeir85]

Emprove your english, hehe:P

[hfdshfgksghl]

31 People Had Laptops On That Ship And Saw This Video

[strongpride73]

More than 80 percent of Koreans can't tell "th "sound and "s" sound. Even Koeans might have spoken "sinking about"

[londonlanguagestudio]

it is absolutely hilarious. i have seen it so many times and i still laugh!!!!!

[Akulatrax]

@londonlanguagestudio hahaha me too :D its to cool

[qriousstar]

DANG!

[KRESTEN1]

31 germans saw this 

[usadragonroar]

All someone has to do is tell them to hold their tounge and say it however they want; "th" or "s" is the same thing! ...there was a joke with that technique but I forget what it was.

[ScopeHoophy]

after the 37th time seeing this video the funny part for me is at 0:22

[joeyhemlock]

Putting the punchline in the title is just stupid.

[kikivolauvent]

wrong title; it's giving away the gag.... can you change it?!

have seen this vid umpteen times already and I laugh out loud every time.... again!

simply brilliant!!!!

[theljiljka]

@kikivolauvent Then how would we find the video?

[Hansueliii]

Kickass

[pokketlint]

i like bologna sandwiches.