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  • Great videos... Keep up the good work.... You are a genius...

  • Love how you look in this vid.

    What you say is true, about the styles and to try dif. at vacations.

    Regards Aaron.

  • Hey, can I get your opinion on wearing board shorts as everyday attire during the summer months? I have done this a couple time myself and have never had anyone awkwardly staring or pointing them out to me so I assumed that they look fine and are stylish. I would really appreciate your advice. I dont wanna keep looking like a tard if its making me seem that way.

  • Hi, Iʻm not sure if you are the person who wrote to me in august with a question, but if you still need answers, please write back to me.

  • How long it took you to get all that muscle?

  • the only hair he has on his body is one stripe from his crotch to his belly button

  • Very cool upload! The proper bathing suit for an adult male is a tough subject. Your analysis is spot on, and the board shorts cover all angles.

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  • Usually like your advice, but very disappointed in your recommending board shorts as best for all. My vote goes to short boxer length, more flattering to all men, fit or flabby. Knee length makes legs look skinnier for fit guys, makes flabby guys look fatter!

  • what about big illness and the good look disappears ? or hair loss and getting older ? what then`?

  • Today was a horrible day... a man was wearing a white bathing suit O_O

    And yes... I'm sure he was a man ;) XD

    Please tell your friends, white bathing suits are bad!

  • you dont have a wife stop telling porkies

  • lol i love when he says brother

  • LOL hes so funny

  • I thought you had to wear underwear when wearing board shorts since there's none of that inside support that swim trunks have? (if you know what i'm talking about...)

  • fashionable that. Have u seen fashion shows lately????

  • no underwear with it? i always used underwear with mine, i think i wouldnt feel much confortable or even feel clean without one.

  • man bathing suits are always supposed to be above the knee , thats just how it is , in most places in europe men wear them like that.THe big long baggy ugly bathing suits are an American Phenomenon..yuk!.Something I might point out , is that gay american man dress like straight men do in europe. so sometimes people think that because you now how to dress and take good care of yourself that you're gay.if only they knew that the fat ugly american society isn't what the whole world is like...

  • don't you have to wear underwear if you wear board shorts? cuz I thought you did...

  • i think speedos r awsome

  • board shorts are just ugly and boring, they might be sexy in disneyworld

    l dont like them

    they just scream castrated male to me

  • There are more kinds of suits than just speedo and board shorts.You may want to think about tan lines,if you wear a different pair make sure its the same cut, also you may need a jock strap with the board short.

  • Aron someon is got midget in da basement LOL?

  • omg those are soooo ugly...bad taste baby sorry

  • You should wear a wife beater every video....;) 

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  • this video cut print GAY!!!!

  • in europe not many ppl wear all these "sufrer" suits. speedos are good, but yeah, ur right, definately on a shaved person.

  • Always entertaining.

  • I have those with beer opener from JACK & JONES, wich is verry handy when you need BELIEVE ME :) can you speak in euro? because here is king of other money EURO?

  • last year...some bitch stole my sports bag that had my wallet with $100 cash and my brand new $35 bathing suit that i used less than 3 times...i hope he dies in a car accident ;o

  • I have those with beer opener from JACK & JONES, wich is verry handy when you need BELIEVE ME :)

  • Bathing suits are not expensive!!??!! $25 for a bathing suit is expensive!!

  • @GayUOPXBoy10 LOL, i used to think mens underclothing etc were expensive till I found out womens bras cost freaking 40 to 50 bucks. So, 35 for a bathing suit seems ok with me now )

  • @tigergreg8 Wow, boulder holders costs that much? I am glad I am not a lady, although I am quite stacked! 

  • You got style ... but the Logo you use for your brand (the one we see at the beginning here is just poor man). I think I can help out with a vector design of your choice, won't cost you anything .... I think most of us here could come up with some sort of a idea as to what it should look like :)

  • Dude you're funny but you gotta lay off the gay jokes. they're funny as fuck but people get the wrong impression.

  • OMG you have a nice body... take off that shirt!

  • For wife...do you mean husband? or do you not swing that way? just curious...

  • nice woman in benaughty page benaughtyman.info

  • thumb up for gross joke at start :)

  • In the Netherlands nobody would want to be caught in a speedo either o_o.

  • Speedos are Australian we call the cozzies hahaha :)

  • "Never trust a fart"

    Now that's some big piece of philosophy! :)

  • I really love your vids. I have to say that I have wasting syndrome, so bathing suits are an issue. HOWEVER...I got past all that, bought some lycra and spandex, and recreated a turn of the century one piece for men. Yes, it looks like 1900, but without it being wool. Covers my shortcomings, is modest, and I'm OK with going out in public in it. Even with my skinny ass!!! Strange tan, but, who cares. Style. All about STYLE, as Diana Vreeland would say. Thanks for the great work.

  • i love you see hairy men in spedos so damn sexy

  • oh gurrrrrrl! you know you'd be blushing all over some guy in a speedo.

  • Helpful vid thnx

  • Shorts a bit above the knee look better...Board shorts seem to be going out of style, they are popular is your say...18. But not for a 35 year old.

  • So you have never been to europe. Only people that use speedos in europe are the ones who live in countrys where they have terrible weather, thus swiming pools, thus using speedos everywhere because it's what they are used to.

  • See and select crazy wife  **busizz4me.info**

  • sorry to say, i know this is your expertise, but you're a bit off on this. Board shorts are not in any more... what's in are short short bathing suits, can be found at ralph lauren or lacoste...

  • I can't wear boardshorts.

    My bulge looks huge when I wear them. It's embarrasing.

  • I'm from the U.K. you should have your own show..Its all about women and not to wear, us guys get no help or advice..love watching AlphaMconsulting..I need some adviced I am broad and would love to wear a suit but feel it makes me fat even thought I'm slim..can you do how to choose a suit for your body shape please

  • I GUESS THE REASON U DONT LOOK GOOD IN A SPEEDO IS CAUSE U GOT A SMALL PENIS?

  • What's your opinion on the Borat-style Mankini? 

  • can someone please explain to me why if you look like a hot, lean, NON-HAIRY, non-gay, average-hung dude, you still cant wear a speedo.

  • sexy

    

  • OMG!!!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!! never trust a fart LOL!!

  • do i need to shave my body hair?

  • I'm in southern europe and yes everyone used to wear speedos on the beach. Not anymore though. Which sucks to be honest. A tan up to the knee is pathetic. I still regularly wear speedos under shorts and get the shorts of when I'm laying down on the sun.

  • thanks 4 the info on ur shitting problem.

  • wow size small

  • board shorts are my favorite i wear them casually almost every day idc what anyone says there comfortable ass hell haha

  • @perth45 As Bingo!

  • @AlphaMconsulting you remind alot of the guy in what the buck show

  • no offence, i think ur jokes are horrible ! you should either cut them out or improve the way u handle them, otherwise ur videos are pretty informative..

  • Sorry but youre dead wrong ! The spandex brief bathing suit (Americans call them speedos which is also dead wrong) or the boxer brief spandex suit is what ALL men should wear no matter what their body type. They work well in water, they dry super fast, they dont bunch up when wet.

    When I see a man coming out of water with those long baggy shorts to the knee...all clingy to his legs he looks ridiculous. Not to mention the weird tan line from waist to knee which looks awful when naked.

  • Fun vids Aaron, thanks and keep up the good work! One (personal) question, if I may: what's your hair removal secret (if any)? Your skin looks impeccably hairless.

  • Here's a tip you need. dont talk about diarrhea...ever.

  • "bathing suits are cheap, they're 25-30 bucks" uhmmm, i'll agree with you when i start shitting money lol...5 bucks last offer

  • hahaha you're so freakin hilarious dude

  • Why wear board shorts, when you can wear SKI PANTS?!? That's what board shorts are, just a little shorter!! I'm amazed that guys don't DROWN from the excess material holdin' all that water....AWFUL. I'm a 48 yr. old former competitive swimmer who used to wear Speedos a hundred years ago, so those are definitely out, but talk about extremes! There are MUCH better compromised available, fellas! I think boxer-style, to-the-middle-of-the thigh-length, trunks are the best way to go FOR SURE!

  • Hey!, I hear ya about the shorts, but what about the tan? I wear speedos because I hate having half of my leg tan and half white... eww... How do you deal with it?

  • I spit water laughing - my computer's wet - that fat guy speedo pic was funny

  • time to chuck my circa 1992 pooffy bathing suit with the draw string and crusty FILA logo across the butt.

  • He looks like the lead singer of maroon 5

  • dont wear speedo if your going to blow the biggest fart - your going to burn and making a big hole on your speedo and people will see your asshole

  • @72ve17 looool! if you do blow a fart in a tight speedo...it just comes up the front :-p ...its like your applauding yourself :-p

  • yo vids r very funny! u r a hilarious guy. by the way im not gay, but u got a nice chest, well ur chest is very clear compared to me, i have some pimples towards da center. i just recently started using wichazel which has help somewhat but still there.. any advice on what r other options i could do to help my chest out? bear in mind i am very athletic n workout at da gym frequently so this might be a factor for those pimples ffrom sweat n all.. please help!

  • I'm european, and the model that is very popular now, is the boxer type swimsuit.

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  • I ended up here because my Euro friend is coming to the states and told me that he wears speedos. You are hilarious and I think we just saved him together here.. thanks so much!

  • @NixiePixel We did just save the day and eliminated one more "suspicious package"!

  • @AlphaMconsulting @NixiePixel You know .. It is not nice talking about people behind their backs... :P

    And I wear all sorts of things. :>

  • @AlphaMconsulting

    are you a man who do with another man?

  • @NixiePixel Take it he's Italian, only Germans and Italians wear speedos!

  • NEver trust a fart is so true!! LEt me MATURE!!! it happens! to us alll.. sigh.

  • brick shit-houses.....?

  • @brianhogan2007 He means guys who are ripped.

  • What about the board shorts with elastic onlly in the back? The only board shorts with no elastic are all covered in flowers, and im not really a flower guy. I've tried everywhere. Let me know what you think, thanks

  • What about the board shorts with elastic onlly in the back? The only board shorts with no elastic are all covered in flowers, and im not really a flower guy. I've tried everywhere. Let me know what you think, thanks

  • @iikkiikk1 @iikkiikk1 Hey whats up! I see you are searching for some non elastic boardshorts that don't have flowers? There are a million of them out there, i usually get mines from dogfunk.com they have a very huge selection of what you might be looking for!

  • how do u get ur chest to look like dat, like nice defined line down the middle sepearating each man boob :P. Do I just do pushups all day?

  • Note on Speedos: water sports (hahah), yes. Swimming over 30 laps for a workout, yes. Aaron and I played water polo so it's fine for that or other competitions. One other occasion? Wakeboarding, etc. If you are doing something where the "normal" suit might come off, a Speedo underneath is like wearing underwear when you think you might get your shorts pulled down in gym class. You want to show the meat, fine, but otherwise wear a Speedo underneath your normal suit and thank me later ;)

  • hi aaron, love this video just in time for summer.

  • So should I shave my bush before I go swimming and leave the pool?

    I got a donkey dick and it looks weird when I where shorts like that cause it kind of runs down my leg :S

  • hey, love your videos. was wondering if you can do videos about summer looks.

  • Hello Aaron,

    I do not shave my legs, arm, or underarm, and I am not a hairy person. I would like to know these:

    how do you shave your body without having any rash or something like that?

    What is better? With hair or without hair (legs, chest, arms, underarms)

    What parts of a man body look great and what parts do not look so great with hair.

    Thanks

  • i never realized you were all muscular til now. nice.

  • You are the man and have a good sense of style. Thanks for the tips. I'm Dont listen to the guy that said you are a middle aged man. So what. Not sure if that came out right. you get the point. love it when you get off topic.

  • Man I gotto go work out, you make me look bad. hehe

  • Hey Aaron, just want to say thanks for all your fashion advice it really helps. I'm 19 yrs old and i wanted to know that when wearing board shorts should you shave your pube line from your belly button? i mean mine isn't very hairy and its not out of control but its noticeable..... i'm just not to sure what to do, and i dont have the 6 pak yet haha ( workn on it).

  • Can someone please tell me what a 'wife beater' is please? I'm assuming it's an item of clothing but what and why is it so called?

  • @fannycraddock99 It's a tank top..usually men who beat thier wives are wearing one.

  • @76ComicFan It's called a wife beater... lol

  • @2042nicky I know, SOmeone wanted to know why it's called a wife beater.

  • Aaron: definitely try to work in the phrase "hung like a donkey" into all of your You Tube videos from now on. Hawt!

  • wow  u r all build up...good

  • haha omg this is the first guy I've seen who also says "built like a brick shit house" xD

  • dude your tank top is cool,what brand is it?....

  • dorky lol

    but great advice :D

  • hahahahahahahahaha funny never thrust a fart...

  • Once again Aaron your videos are spoken like a true prodigy. Good stuff man!

  • AWSOME VID! Aaron, im taking the familly to daytona beach this sum, now i know what kind of swim suit to buy, so i dont look like a dork! thanks again Aaron! your the best! lol

  • whilst board shorts are nice ...speedos are the way to go...I am sorry if you feel uncomfortable with my display of shameless virility but when I go to the beach, I am trying to relax, tan and enjoy the water...I do not give a rats ass about whether or not some boring middle aged guy cant get an erection because he saw some man meat...I do agree with elastic shorts...very dorky and makes me feel better about myself when others are wearing it...Europeans always do it better :-p

  • @19Fahood88 LOL are you serious?

  • @19Fahood88 Middle aged???? Out of all of the insults people throw at me..I think the fact that you are calling me middle aged is probably the one that stings the most!

  • I am so sorry to hear that I offended you by calling you "middle aged"...I really did not mean it that way...to me really anyone over 24 is "middle aged!"... besides; being middle aged means your are currently the best that you can be; you have reached the optimal point of your potential; your are now at your sexual peak and are most virile! so YAY middle-aged...OUR BODIES OURSELVES!!!.

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  • @19Fahood88 Americans are really weird about men's swimwear--very uptight considering how free we're supposed to be. One town even outlawed Speedos on their beach. Yet despite this dislike they make a point of bringing it up and go on and on discussing it. I think it must be because most American men are circumcised (like Muslims) and are squeamish about their bodies and sexuality.

  • @217ify looooool...WOW! I would love to have been at that mayors office to listen in on the discussion about Speedos and male bulges! :-p...however, if Americans do bring up a subject again and again at least that's a sign of things that could change...that's the American way :-p...I am Muslim by culture myself and there are no shortages of Speedo wearing men in the Middle East...Circumcised or not!...btw, there is nothing wrong with a circumcised penis! *Hint* *Hint* :-p

  • @19Fahood88 Never said there was anything wrong with being "cut". Yeah, things could change in the States; it would just take a few movie stars or other celebrities to start it.

    You'll be happy to know that the law has since been revoked as unconstituional. It was primarily directed against French Canadian tourists.

  • I look forward to your videos everytime you post one! All your advice has helped me, and plus you keep me laughing everytime, The comment below me was something I wanted to ask advice on. Confidence..... even tho im feeling better, working out , trying to get some different wardrobes, taking in all your advice, Im still lacking in that confidence department... any tips in that department? once again love your videos!

  • One fine sexy man, gosh you got me going, great looking guy!

  • Thank you for all the awesome advise Aaron. Can you please let me know where you got the tan suit? I was looking for something similar. Thanks for all your help.

  • Great video, as usual. I've found the best place to buy boardshorts (once you know your size) is killerdana . com

    They have literally hundreds of styles. I got a pair from them last year.

  • My friend works at Quicksilver and gets me a 75% discount on board shorts, definitely going to pick up a few more pairs because of this video haha.

  • as it's said, shit reached the boiling point in your ass

  • Good advise here about summer shorts -- thanks! But when it comes to the beach, there's a whole range of great looking swimwear other than bikinis and board shorts. Board shorts are long because teenage surfers and skimmers (to whom the shorts were first marketed in the '80s) are often embarrassed to show their gangley bodies. Men who are comfortable in their own skin can stand to show more of it (and certainly don't need camo to feel butch).

  • @vanapple1 The board shorts actualy were longer to prevent rash on your thighs.

  • Kinda. Surfers like a little longer short because of the wax on the board which is sticky and uncomfortable on bare skin when you're waiting for a wave. But the North American trend to hang these down to the knee has other motivations (as above) and makes swimming difficult. Your advice to avoid baggy shorts, though, is bang on. Thanks!

  • @AlphaMconsulting Owned?

  • i love board shorts!

  • omg aaron u look gorgeous

  • Also don't forget boating! I spent almost all last summer on my boat partying, tubing, skiing, and wakeboarding. Always a good time in Seattle!

  • Dude no shell fish in months with r's in them like April.

  • @ReggyRay289 I heard that you can eat shell fish in months with "R". But, I will never eat an oyster regardless of the month

  • Hey man, you should really Do a Workout Video ... Your in great shape !

  • Damn Aaron ur really ripped...no homo. I need steal your workout regiment. Keep Up the great work!!!!

  • @ptitan08 I'm sorry but anyone who feels to the need to back up a compliment with the assurance that they aren't homosexual is in severe need of an injection of maturation to the carotid...and if you're wondering: no homo.

  • Aaron - why didn't you call me? I live in Florida. I would have bought you and the Misses some drinks in exchange for all the amazing fashion advice I have gotten from you.Hope you had a good trip.

  • Dude stop making awesome vids, i keep favoriting them. Grrrr lol. Take it easy.

  • great info.  what hair gel do you use???

  • @pilotdapunk he uses american crew fiber

  • In many European countries speedos are very popular, I would even say the default type of men's swim-wear. So, I guess, it really matters where you're going on vacation. :-)

  • @shyic thats wut he said.

  • hey Aaron what diet and workout regiment do you follow?

  • Disagree with you!! Check aussiebum the only great maker of great trunks and Swimwear for man! Short swimwear are grate for people with a great physique and are fun to be in the water with... who wants to be in the water with long shorts!! Did you ever try to swim with them. Try to be different & wear AUSSIEBUMM RETRO PALACE!!!!

  • Aaron, you shave your legs ?

  • @ReeshTV indeed I do. Started shaving them when I started competing in bodybuilding about 8 years ago and it just sort of stuck. For me it is cleaner and feels better.

  • @AlphaMconsulting What is the best way to shave without breaking out? B/c I shave shaven before both my legs and chest and I break out in the middle of my chest and the back of my thighs. Thanks for your input in advance.

  • @prnurse82 I also break out on the back of my legs with a very uncomfortable rash. So I just use clippers on the back of my legs and shave the lower leg and my thighs. As for chest, if you find the same rash, maybe lufa each time you shower to help the hairs get through the skin or just use the clippers.

  • @AlphaMconsulting -how do you prevent acne after shaving, the face to be specific? cuz it seems to happen sometimes

  • @prnurse82 waxing always works well for me

  • This vid made me realize how close the summer is. We've been getting good weather lately but I wasn't really thinking about it. I guess it's time to break out the summer gear.

  • Good advice man, but I agree with Sony, you should definitely make more summer fashion vids

  • very cool vid aaron, but how do you shave your back? like by urself?

  • @thesgro I'd also like to know how to do this!

  • goood body

  • nice one man, u should do a video about summer clothes style that help stand out and look good.

  • love your sense of humor , keep it up :)

  • first :P lol honestly though i love your videos and I want to thank you for all your help...ive already gotten alot of looks and compliments on my appearance and look, its awesome too cause just because of that my confidence level has skyrocketed

  • @warcraftnerd001 That is what I am here trying to do. If you feel good about the way you are presenting yourself, your confidence will go up. If you are confident, you can achieve anything

  • @AlphaMconsulting You are so right. I've been doing a lot more things and even though it's really totally unrelated to clothing I've been able to have the confidence to just have fun and do things I would never have done before. Oh, and just between you and me ( forum too i guess :P ) I've been getting loads more action from the XX gene pool lol even from those that I NEVER would have thought I could get before. Thanks again Aaron :)

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