Zombieland Rule # 1 - Cardio - ZOMBIELAND In Theaters October 2, 2009

[B525shot]

This 18 seconds keep me motivated as fuck, when im out in the woods running !

I WANT YOU to do the same!

[gummiosten]

Here because of Dead Island, the Cardio achievement :D

[Kasgar2009]

wtf is that a shoe at 00:04 ?

[Kasgar2009]

wtf is that a shoe at 00:4 ?

[Xavy256]

Easiest way to stop zombies. Play Thriller and when they all stop to dance run away.

[GeronKizan]

But does Kohta from High School of the Dead make an acceptance? ......thank god I lost 80lbs so far.

[FathomLordKarathr]

@GeronKizan you lost 80 pounds to prepare for the zombie apocalypse because the movie said so? .....smart man

[ytute44]

me gusta esta pelicula :d

[2HannahKate137]

Zombies HATE fast food.

[PainlessTragedy]

just looks like a regular guy getting hit with a piano LOL so fake.

[gamessp]

@PainlessTragedy

I'm not even gonna comment on whatever is wrong with your brain...

[mattkearneyfan180]

@gamessp He is just 1 of those lame ass losers with no sense of humor. Let's see if it is fake when he gets hit by 1 of those.

[PainlessTragedy]

Now where my fuckin Twinkie you little Spitfuck!

[TheXboxUSAGC]

lol pause at 0:03 and it looks so fake

[pintasergio]

la belicula esta bastante bien

[calicopawprints]

...i'm gonna have to start losing weight xD

[johnhjoker]

ohh shit I gotta get into shape im da guy on the feild...but not that fat :)

[dandrgonoid]

i like the part he say zombie killer of the day

[64starwars]

@dandrgonoid its zombie kill of the day

[liquidrock4u]

a power washer as a wepond, sure you can't go anywere but it can cut through the zombies, pitchfork, light yet sturdy shovel, a small ax and gun if you have one.

[LTFrostbite]

Better than Shaun of the Dead.

[SmashingJack420]

The Fatties were the first to go.......

[NephilimLake]

whew safe ^^

[mysim35]

@SmashingJack420 you saw that movie too?

[absorbaloth1]

if that was real i would use my electric guitar or our axe lol

[PhantomDisaster101]

So Manny Spammers, They Should Get Off Youtube

[Ludd3332]

@PhantomDisaster101 They should be eaten, by zombies...

[aqualieutenant]

somehow i always knew it would be "gas n go" food that would get us all killed some way or another

[zakiblue98]

theis fulm is the bollocks u must watch it

[c4un544n5]

why not get a boat? zombies dont kno how to swim ^.^

[Falcon6998]

Awesome.. I have a Crusader's Sword on the 3rd floor and a shield... I won't have to worry about ammo..

Hehe.. There's also a CVS across the street from my house for supplies.. I'd so be pwning..

[Telos41]

Gun laws make it nearly impossible to get firearms where I live, and my parents are against having guns anyway. If this was true I'd basically be screwed =(

[godofwarrocksman]

@Telos41 get a melee weapon then. Find a baseball bat, shovel, golf stick, chainsaw, kitchen knife, machete or if ur expert in martial arts, hand-to-hand ass kicking.

[LTFrostbite]

A chainsaw, knife, golf stick, and especially hand-to-hand will kill yah, dumbass.

[bunnyattacks]

so true. those are all great weapons for killing the living. you gota rely on something heavy, and sharp, or blunt. either way, metal, and heavy, but light enough to swing atleast a few time before you get tired. remeber, fight while retreating.

[alyalyaly123xd]

@godofwarrocksman hand to hand would make you ban easyer target

[peiraelectrotek]

lighter+deodorant=easy but DANGEROUS(for you and for the eventually zombie)

flame-thrower

[flairphantem]

Hmm

Well if i had to choose whether to have zombies take over or not then i would choose no

however if it happend without my choice...no i probibly wouldnt enjoy it...id probibily stay cooped in my house full of fear for being eaten

[Lunamuz1]

I'm sure i'd be the same

[ElCazadorDeVideos]

Zombieland = Left 4 dead 2  gamee x'DDD

[JtheEpic]

rated R?

Ha! 14A in Canada!

[Rebldoomer]

canadian bastard

[LostMyyMarbles]

It was rated R where I live - I'm in Canada.

[JtheEpic]

@LostMyyMarbles

really wow still 14-A in Ontario

[musicfan606]

I want zombies to take over it would be so cool

[ShironTheWindragon]

I wonder if you'll still like that idea when they chew your guts out.

[musicfan606]

obviously Dude, i have a sniper and i live in a valley ill be popping heads for miles

[Rebldoomer]

then you are gonna run out of ammo sometime... not like you have unlimited ammo :P

[Rebldoomer]

Dude. So do I. Then I can put my guns to some real use :D

Unfortunately I would run out of ammo sooner or later, so I have some knives and swords and other melee weapons to use! :D

[musicfan606]

im a training chef at college, so i have alot of knives, also a wok which would make a satisfying sound to hit them with lol

[metalforthewin]

Chainsaw! FTW! and a bigass shotgun!

[rAmPaGingONI]

really good movie

and who cares if theyre weaker? theyre faster

[Psychartic]

Lmao no. Are you retarded?

[Psychartic]

Bet the government told you that.

[rablpn]

I saw it the 10th and it was awesome!

[TheSpartanHunter007]

man this sucks for fat people there screwed

[superzezimo]

no rule number 1 is engoy the little things

[Dylanmovesmts]

thats rule 32#

[stelthninjaX]

Poor, fat bastard...

[sandninja91]

in the words of Columbus "poor fat bastard..."

[TheNexus222]

That's what they want you to believe...

[UPINTHEFACE]

who knows you seen this world man will proble make a virus

[ToySoldierman]

ZombieLand... Know the rules.... especially Rule #1 and survive

[benwolf666]

I definately think rules no 1 and Double Tap are the most important ones listed.

[Edzo004]

i love this movie so much

[olimar9]

poor fatties

[KillzonePlayer1]

lol

[saxophinc]

it was so hilarious man

[FunnyVidsILove]

lol the old lady church and piano :O

[KloshFilms]

I KNOW AHAHAHAH!

[ZKLive]

the first part is funny:)

[BourbonJohn]

NATEBALL!!!!

[wilk23]

well... im boned

[TrppyTV]

YAAAAA ZOMBIESSSSSSSSSSSS

[Choppyrules]

0:14 fuckin sick looking

[indierocker201092]

This was filmed down the street from my house. The parking lot scene is in Morrow, GA. V N Pho is next to Papa Buffet.

[chrisda29]

question fo da guys who would chase that girl ?

[moldyantics666]

put your dick back in your pants

[dudeness3]

Emma Stone is much hotter

[COPMMUSIC]

she is a whore

[chrisda29]

that girl at 13 is hot id chase her who else would

[rongola]

Saw a free showing at Lowes the other night ... Movie was fucking awesome! GO SEE IT

[what206071]

0:13 oh yea

[scott454545]

whose the girl with the milkshake. clearly the star of this trailer.

[Jennixbabiix30]

fuck ya cant wait for this to come out

[foulx]

looks rad

[mandylla]

oh yeah

[NarutoFreak47]

TOTALLY PUMPED.

[Steelbuckeye521]

7th

[Weedhappy]

This film shall be AWESOME!! So I Write and so i MEan It,.. and stuff. XD

[kham2914]

this movie looks awesome..the comments above suck...

[triFeral]

now i'm below

[huhhuh8]

my comment is above losers :D yay

[tutorialgamercom]

i am 2

[itachi9653]

2nd

[hyperliteghost]

1st