Joe Rogan and Doug Stanhope, you should both know that you've successfully brought me from "Who the fuck are these guys that replaced Kimmel and Carolla?" to "These are two of the most honest and most entertaining comedians in the fucking solar system". I love you both and would never YouTube you. But come to NYC and I will hook you up! (Whatever that means.)
Yup. I opened this video because I was hoping to see some powerful black cock. You know, cock that speaks fluently and represents the poor people of America.
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Hey Rogan and Stanhope- I'm sure you've heard it a million times before, but you suck, you're not funny, and you're ruining comedy. I know you thrive on that kind of negativity. It's easy to shrug it off, attribute it to sour grapes or troll behavior. But how many times do you have to hear it before you think to yourself, "Maybe, just maybe, I DO suck?" Are you so delusional, living off the sycophants without taste who enjoy your lack of talent, that you can't see the forest for the trees?
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I know, I know. "Oh, BIG man, criticizing somebody anonymously on YouTube. What a loser." Well, if you come to my hometown and perform your mediocre filth onstage, I'll be there to heckle you. You'll win, because the man with the mic always wins over hecklers. But that won't stop me. It's the principle of it! You're just awful.
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P.S. Your bizarre moon landing views are pathetic. I saw a clip where you rip into a guy for believing in Noah's Ark; you tried to use common sense to show him how absurd, complicated and outlandish it would be.
But you can't see how you use the same fractured logic, selective sourcing, flawed deduction and circular reasoning to come to your conclusion on the moon landing being faked. But oh, you read a lot of crap on the internet about it, and the internet is only filled with true knowledge.
I took a crap to get my drugs back after the cops had pulled me over.All I got back after putting the turds through the strainer was some corn and some small bits of peanuts.I didnt have any money because i spent it all on drugs but I recycle and was broke so of coarse I ate the works in a caserole.I punch my cock if I get angry or horny.Once I flossed with a tampon string.
she has the voice of an angel, but unfortunately was lagging behind in the queue for beauty. You should have a bit of solidarity for her... I've seen your act, and seen you championing content over style!
anywho, enough of my ranting and making friends. The two of you ROCKSAW in large amounts!
come play UK and bring some more talent into Britain please!
The Obama does porn title got me to watch this video, I thought it was going to be a Joke. God damn you Joe Rogan, there's 1 minute 10 seconds of my life I won't get back
Saw Doug the same night the video was posted. coincidence. funny show, I think Doug staged an antic that got the whole bar against this drunk girl and her boyfriend. I'm noticing a trend. and if thats true its fucking hilarious, jokes on us.. "fuck you loser, yea asshole!"
hey man, don't knock the singing midget retards dude. its the spazmo inbred spunk munchers you need to worry about! ( i wanna smoke weed with joe rogan)
It appears I have been Joe Rolled
snowman250 1 week ago
Stanhope and Rogan 2012, make it happen!
darthdeth1 6 months ago
lol naming it obama does porn is why i viewed
mke2686 7 months ago
I love the awkward stupid laughter from the two people behind him.
1:03 a flock of retards goes by.
dogwaffles 9 months ago
I got trolled... by Joe Rogan.. Fuck yeah.
trentmanslow 11 months ago
Haha. It got a few views.
pyro73082 1 year ago
This guy is so effortlessly cool
davyjames 1 year ago
"midget retard sings on Britain's got talent" lmfao
kgamer121 1 year ago 9
lol i watched it!
hxcmichaelhxc 1 year ago
Obamma? More like......OBAMMER!
MrJohnMichaelHayes 1 year ago
(obama does porn) got me to watch it.
123dingbat 1 year ago
DOUG STANHOPE!!!!!
BillHicks420 1 year ago
well done joe
RatRippinReptileRage 1 year ago
Obama does amateur porn, at best...
MaladaptiveCatalyst 2 years ago
HA! the name worked! Can't say I'm surprised.
Atrumlux 2 years ago
Doug Stahope is the funniest comedian I've seen in the last 5 years.
If you aren't familiar with him and love comedy.........see him or get his CD/DVD/STDs as soon as possible.
Maybe not the STDs....he's hilarious.
bodeezy 2 years ago 18
doug stanhope for president
ctommy87 2 years ago
Who the fuck is that?
grady290 2 years ago
haha crack head
OoIxZiiMeRxIoO 2 years ago
He looks like josh neer
ratBern310 2 years ago
"they won't see the microphone and think its just me talking drunk in a parking lot"
hahahahah
ohwell121 2 years ago
Joe Rogan woooooooooo!
pelenkous 2 years ago
Stanhope!
scholarlylad85 2 years ago
nice 1 joe haha. good attempt at getting more views haha
froog1988 2 years ago
Joe should be in a Roast... i could watch this shit all day
nuguistic 2 years ago
Joe should be in a Roast
nuguistic 2 years ago
Rogan you are a genius.
YouPeeEsss 2 years ago
Joe Rogan and Doug Stanhope, you should both know that you've successfully brought me from "Who the fuck are these guys that replaced Kimmel and Carolla?" to "These are two of the most honest and most entertaining comedians in the fucking solar system". I love you both and would never YouTube you. But come to NYC and I will hook you up! (Whatever that means.)
johnclavis 2 years ago 4
Yup. I opened this video because I was hoping to see some powerful black cock. You know, cock that speaks fluently and represents the poor people of America.
deathbynoone 2 years ago 15
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stanhope=talentless asshole.
fakebeliever 2 years ago
stanhope = god
greenday21 2 years ago 3
damn, rick rolled again.
userenji 2 years ago 2
And I was hoping to see some porn! :(
Siriapp 2 years ago
Jesus that did work! I only opened this video because of the title too.
Thank you Joe Rogan for making me feel 15 again.
heliumheadeire 2 years ago 5
doug stanhope is a fucking ledgend
bobnuttall24 2 years ago 2
lol he was right I looked at this because it said Obama does porn
buckland007 2 years ago
Stanhope for president.
GsKillz818 2 years ago 4
hillarious keep it up joe.
uyrmom 2 years ago
dude that was hawt i cant believe how big obamas balls are.
VirtualHolocaust 2 years ago
wow only 12 thousand views
elemental212 2 years ago
"just label it obama does porn"
hahahah they sure got me
fucking love stanhope he has a great sense of humour
ohwell121 2 years ago 3
fucking brilliant, love these two
jackhartcup 2 years ago
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Hey Rogan and Stanhope- I'm sure you've heard it a million times before, but you suck, you're not funny, and you're ruining comedy. I know you thrive on that kind of negativity. It's easy to shrug it off, attribute it to sour grapes or troll behavior. But how many times do you have to hear it before you think to yourself, "Maybe, just maybe, I DO suck?" Are you so delusional, living off the sycophants without taste who enjoy your lack of talent, that you can't see the forest for the trees?
fakebeliever 2 years ago
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I know, I know. "Oh, BIG man, criticizing somebody anonymously on YouTube. What a loser." Well, if you come to my hometown and perform your mediocre filth onstage, I'll be there to heckle you. You'll win, because the man with the mic always wins over hecklers. But that won't stop me. It's the principle of it! You're just awful.
fakebeliever 2 years ago
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P.S. Your bizarre moon landing views are pathetic. I saw a clip where you rip into a guy for believing in Noah's Ark; you tried to use common sense to show him how absurd, complicated and outlandish it would be.
But you can't see how you use the same fractured logic, selective sourcing, flawed deduction and circular reasoning to come to your conclusion on the moon landing being faked. But oh, you read a lot of crap on the internet about it, and the internet is only filled with true knowledge.
fakebeliever 2 years ago
I think Carlos Mencia just figured out how to reply to videos on youtube...
lol. as if you just used up half a page, probably one hour to type that shite.
LongBeach2pegCity 2 years ago
Carlos Mencia is an asshole.
fakebeliever 2 years ago 2
I took a crap to get my drugs back after the cops had pulled me over.All I got back after putting the turds through the strainer was some corn and some small bits of peanuts.I didnt have any money because i spent it all on drugs but I recycle and was broke so of coarse I ate the works in a caserole.I punch my cock if I get angry or horny.Once I flossed with a tampon string.
TheHungDonkey 2 years ago
then why the fuck do you have a computer?
LobstersAreMetal 2 years ago 3
Haahaha, that's awesome! I wore the fuzzy part of a tampon on my wrist by the string. Confessions are great.
I gave you a thumbs up, bringing you from -5 to -4. =)
HeavenLeighMe 2 years ago 2
There is a fuzzy part? Oh Oh I thought that cue tip was a little big..it hurt my ear.
TheHungDonkey 2 years ago 2
I bet. Try thinking it's a dildo. Works the opposite. Too small, and doesn't satisfy.
HeavenLeighMe 2 years ago
You are hilarious.Or sick.Or both.Peace.
TheHungDonkey 2 years ago
This actually didn't get all that many views.
sfsteve34 2 years ago
Obama doesn't do Porn but he's a new world order ho so it all works out in the end.
kosai19 2 years ago 3
You think "Stanhope does porn" wouldn't have gotten more hits? He's probably packing way more heat than Obama. That guy seems to be all balls.
dtoxx13 2 years ago
well joe, you are a persuasive man. i was very compeled by the title lol
devman777 2 years ago
fuck u rogaine!!!!!!!!! was hoping to see obama GIANT SCHLONG.
no homo.
roninpainbringer 2 years ago
Doug Stanhope
epatt30 2 years ago
LOL SO U DID LABEL IT OBAMA DOES PORN.
leshager 2 years ago
Midget retard sings on Britains got talent... Take care Doug! =p
NickCarefoot 2 years ago
lol u got me watching. dam i wanna see taht retard midget
gamebozco 2 years ago
i was hoping to see obama's pecker :(
damn u joe !
thesadtruthliveson 2 years ago
Thought Doug quit smoking. Glad to see he's back off the cancer wagon with the rest of us!
styxd9 2 years ago 2
i dont think hes smoking tobacco bro :P
PleaseDiaf 2 years ago
Haha! Awesome!
JackiePaquito 2 years ago
go Joe
crypter27 2 years ago
haha, leave the singing retard alone Doug!
she has the voice of an angel, but unfortunately was lagging behind in the queue for beauty. You should have a bit of solidarity for her... I've seen your act, and seen you championing content over style!
anywho, enough of my ranting and making friends. The two of you ROCKSAW in large amounts!
come play UK and bring some more talent into Britain please!
lustreboy 2 years ago
hahahahaha
gurrg391 2 years ago
The Obama does porn title got me to watch this video, I thought it was going to be a Joke. God damn you Joe Rogan, there's 1 minute 10 seconds of my life I won't get back
543joe 2 years ago
He has an irately irreverant gonzo style of performing. And I'm loving the 49er fits. :)
PitifulPoet 2 years ago
Doug Stanhope is the fucking man. Saw him live the other night in Toronto and he fucking SLAYED.
E5150 2 years ago
Saw Doug the same night the video was posted. coincidence. funny show, I think Doug staged an antic that got the whole bar against this drunk girl and her boyfriend. I'm noticing a trend. and if thats true its fucking hilarious, jokes on us.. "fuck you loser, yea asshole!"
numbchucking 2 years ago
YouTube can actually help you get bigger... So you're an idiot if you don't embrace it.
Louis CK is a good example. He's been around a while, but once his stuff hit YouTube, he probably doubled in popularity.
FruitpunchFTW 2 years ago
never heard of him
irtimed 2 years ago
Obama is a philosopher-in-chief.
440940 2 years ago
I want to see retarded midgets.. btw, when do we get midget mma? [no its NOT a Kyle Maynard joke, though I guess it could be.. No!].
Where the fuck is my jetpack?
F4R207 2 years ago
Up your mothers clunge.
RichyRoo90 2 years ago
I don't have a mother.
F4R207 2 years ago
im your mom. i love you son.
blacknmildblunts 2 years ago
But, but I'm a girl..
F4R207 2 years ago
Up your clunge then.
RichyRoo90 2 years ago
well, I guess I'll just keep it as me pocket rocket then.
F4R207 2 years ago
That's Doug Stabhope.
ufoenthusiast 2 years ago
so who the hell is that guy
williamgonegro7 2 years ago
No porn, WTF
adamcuntballs 2 years ago
Your on Youtube not Youporn bro
RichyRoo90 2 years ago
Nice one Joe, very funny
CincyRedsR1 2 years ago
so obama wasn't doing porn, shit
Murphy4709 2 years ago
dont smoke... it's bad for your health
Nikken11 2 years ago
smoke, drink and do coke kids its good for you!
no shit smokings bad for you retard, its addictive
crippenfalyfe 2 years ago
I do squirell gay porn!
megaklurifix 2 years ago
Fuck yeah, always awesome to see you and Doug together.
drunkasssteve 2 years ago
He's kinda grumpy.
MidiPunk 2 years ago 3
hahahigh!!!!!
BallinTrollin 2 years ago
i'm only bumpin this vid up so it racks up more hits and then i help piss stanhope off ha ha!
sumonomen 2 years ago
I want a joint :(
zombiekid16 2 years ago
the great white stanhope
carpathianforrest 2 years ago
If that was a blunt, he wouldn't be doin' fakies with it the whole fucken clip...
smoothdrummer29 2 years ago
Smoothdrummer29: He has sayed many a time that pot does nothing for him, so I don't think it would matter,
hi Doug and Brian :)
jimdidr 2 years ago
good one
Tulipsi 2 years ago
who is this guy?
is he the one who was f*cking Angelina Jolie.
lllAnimeKidlll 2 years ago
Na, that was 'ol Billy Bob Thornton.
'Oh, Angelina...'
...and don't EVER listen to his 'music'... ugh.
smoothdrummer29 2 years ago
brilliant!
ya got me
mazack00 2 years ago
haaaa this is great
Harshfate 2 years ago
"Midget retard sings on Britains Got Talent" would be a better header considering the recent frenzy for that show. You stuck to your word though.
TheDissentience 2 years ago 4
lol
shaynehunter 2 years ago
stanhope either you love him or hate him... i fuckin love the guy
rashauncarter 2 years ago
that was low, rogan.
Codysteed00 2 years ago
hahah thats hilarious
Davio88 2 years ago
Stanhope showing some bisbee love with the dbacks hat
aphelionaz 2 years ago
It worked
DrewAtchison 2 years ago
and i did watch it =0
dswrain 2 years ago
who is that fag on the camera? what an egotistical douchebag.
darthpaul123 2 years ago
stanhope hahaha
CAlex6977 2 years ago
shoulda went with stanhope "midget retard sings on britain's got talent"
djaldd420 2 years ago
Where's Poochie?
coktoe 2 years ago
lol, funny.
MoonyBravo1 2 years ago
I'll have to check him out on YouTube because I've never heard of him.
nate53202 2 years ago 3
thats doug stanhope
SlipsPlague 2 years ago
i demand that "midget retard sings on Britain's got talent" be put in the description
ColombianComplain 2 years ago 2
I agree. Lol.
TheAcolyteTao 2 years ago
que?
thewarrior195 2 years ago
hahaha funny
BURNANOL 2 years ago
I have been duped.
theendofconfusion 2 years ago
Damn Joe, Well played sir.
NotRightN0w 2 years ago
hey man, don't knock the singing midget retards dude. its the spazmo inbred spunk munchers you need to worry about! ( i wanna smoke weed with joe rogan)
Quade77 2 years ago
Damn u got me Joe....
bastard haha
NobleBone187 2 years ago
who is that guy?
manderz421 2 years ago
Doug Stanhope
Finch2009 2 years ago
ahaha
69Macdaddy 2 years ago
LOL @ retards sings on Britains got talent
nickthompsonshow 2 years ago 2
ahahahah obama loos at porn
retard sings on britains got talent hahahahaha
stu3ufc 2 years ago
I have no clue what this is about...
BigGuknowme 2 years ago
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joe rogan yer a fag
matt357 2 years ago
1st!! wait a minute...dang it!
921144666 2 years ago
hahaha this is gonna get a shit ton of views juss cuz of the name hahah
skittleizahustler 2 years ago
God damn Bingo in a marching band uniform! She kicks ass.
tokabowla 2 years ago
HAHAHA I liked "midget retard sings on Britain's got talent"
pomeroy82 2 years ago 2
This video has nothing to do with Obama doing porn.
WECENANUFF 2 years ago
wow you are really smart i have to tell you.
BrianWilliamGreen 2 years ago
yes faved!
thesunofjuda 2 years ago
hahahah ohhh man
ahaditube 2 years ago
We'll this'l definitely get views lol
boondocksaint909 2 years ago
The old racist homophobic double misinformation bluff, pretty sneaky, sis.
WholeDarnShow 2 years ago
Well.... it worked! Lol!
Eddiespice509 2 years ago
Well, tricked everyone. lmao
GreatestVidsEver 2 years ago
I watched it.
DrxDopexBB 2 years ago
I knew it!......wait.
Thorreth 2 years ago
Love obama porn.
WereAllApes 2 years ago
Stanhope = Hero
garghamell 2 years ago 4
i second that
Havokz3 2 years ago
ya got me!
jcoverload 2 years ago
thats.. kinda lame
Trisnowda 2 years ago