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  • that was good food

  • haha ur funny

    

  • xaxaxax man that was awesome xDDDD grrrrrrrouaaaaaaaahhhh xaxaxaxaxaxaxa after that you could have given and a fart xD

  • Nice vid but it would have been better if you didn't talk every 2 seconds so i couldn't hear people talking.

  • When you said Chubaka!!! I was like, okay, finally found a good playtyhrough

  • Hey dude, please dont eat while you talk in your videos. It's gross.

  • r u black?//

  • whats up w the graphics

  • lol i was gunna say damn i cant understand what the fuck this guys saying but then he says hes eating lol

  • @robbec2012 lol jovian is cool,a person like him and who acually is one of his friends is Vash12349

  • can u guess burrrrrrrp

  • I am making a huge ass mess on my floor!!

  • HAHA WHEN U WERE LOOKING FOR SOME1 TO KILL WITH UR DUAL PLASMA PISTOL, U WERE ALMOST AT A SKULL BUT THAN U TURNED AWAY

  • what did u do first dead space or halo 3? for walkthroughs

  • @NINJA5589 look at the dates the were uploaded on

  • im gonna be in the military

  • Man i wish i knew how you do it jovian you just so cool and get a lot of views

  • ha the only reason people disliked this was because they dont like halo not u

  • chewbacca!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Dbz fan!

  • im gonna steal ur sub wile u sleep >:D

  • How come mc can jump from a speeding ship and survive but can't survive a 30 foot drop?

  • Are you trying to be black or trying to be white or some hybrid black and white? cause... hoooooo, Fuk dat shit, Da bull schit! yet you say some things like... MAN I AINT BLACK I CANT CLIMB THAT SHIT!

  • do you have a dick in your mouth *sub you say*

    

  • That music/song you sing i just "LOL, oh god i think i am going to cry now!" ^^

  • not dead but "knocked the fuck out"

  • Chief we are dying out here... Wait till I finish sandwich!!!!!1!!!

  • what is ur favorite halo gun

  • Dinosaur song FTW

  • Thumps up if you think Jovian0011 is the real master chief.

  • Best way to kill a brute is to shoot off their armor and then smack the shit out of them.

  • Dang Jovian u make some friggin videos ever. And while you eaten that sandwhich of urs, i had to take a dump man!

  • the orgasmic sounds of the hoagie are fucking funny

  • HAME KAME HAAAA!!!!!! Oh shit i missed hahaha rofl

  • lmfao i work at krogers thats great Jovian lol Awesome

  • delisious sub jizz in my pants sub

  • the commentary was great and the burp just added more great entertainment so that I didnt get bored great vid

  • OW SHIT WHARED YOURE FAT ASS COME FROME?!? DTDTDTDTDTDTDTAA!!!!!

  • KAA MAAA HAAA MAAAHHHH AHHH!!! Aw Shit I missed! xDDD

  • I WANNA SAMMICH D: (thats how i literally say it xDDD sammich i dont like w's

  • Who yo daddy? Now who yo aunty?

  • lol

  • Awww they stuck me.. Now thats a "thats what she said!!!" moment.

  • wicked

    

  • 6 guys are black who commented

  • jovian0011 thz for uploading lol

  • nice burp

  • I about shit myself when you started singing about Jurassic Park! Haha

  • Are you eating in the beginning?

    Lol!!! ^^

  • 8:01 an 8:05 lol

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  • well i got me a subway extra crispy

  • You cuss so much

  • @Cdog4812 i was just gonna type dat u read my mind lol

  • ......

  • where did you say you got that sub sandwhich thing? krogers? where is it O.o sounds good

  • ITS MORE COMMENTARY ON THE SUB THEN THE GAME

  • *spoiler alert* master chief is a girl

  • @SuperDarkema  no he's not

  • @Masterpersonman0011 yes she is

  • @SuperDarkema ok so how master chief a "girl"?

  • @Masterpersonman0011 lmfao what a retard

  • @Masterpersonman0011 Zero Suit Samus.

  • Actually i think master chief is black

  • @himymovie no read the comics

  • 8:01 skull down there dude

  • dude i appreciate your funny ass comments they are great but can not talk when they are talking plz

  • MAN I AINT BLACK I CAINT CLIMB THAT SHIT!!! omg rotflol XD

  • awesome burp man

  • aw thas funny and racist

  • I swear tht place has the same look and feel as jurassic park also man now tht I know arbiter is a dinosaur it's definetly jurasic park there

  • I excpected a heap of comments say shit like "you suck"

    "fuckin n00b"

    "you died so much"

    "i have 984768293486738490743206934875 credits n00b"

    I'm so glad there aren't any.

    You're so funny,

  • lol dude u r amazing

  • man if that was a real human he would be dead and raped by a aliens

  • good thing to know im not the only person who talks sexual to their food xD

  • @gamesmaster6688 hes mixed with black and white... like ME :)

  • 5 stars for the burp :D

  • how big is master chief?

  • @MultiBulldogman 7 feet tall and around 700 pounds cuse hes a cygborg

    sorry if i didnt spell it right

  • @emorevan20 u ALMOST spelled it right u missed an a on "cause" and the g in "cyborg" wasnt supposed to be there

  • @XxBlazinStatusxX opps rofl

  • weres the halo t-bag

  • fat man

  • funniest walkthrough ever. keepem coming. but im somuch better

    

  • funniest walkthrough ever. keepem coming

  • MAN I ANT BLACK I CANT CLIMB THAT SHIT xD ROFL

  • @QuintonAdams3511 i thought that was funny too xD

  • criminy that burp was loud

  • dont make fun of sangilis

  • that sub ure eating sounds good

  • @john47882 i know

  • ur funny keep it up i subbed u shuld also visit my channle

  • legendary burp my friend lol keep up the good work man :)

  • ur walkthrough's r jokes to watch keep up the gd work my friend

  • Every time he starts eating that sandwhich, it sounds like he's having sex with it. I think the sandwhich may have been what caused him to mess up so much. That and the difficulty level.

  • your funny man lol

  • Jizz in your pants good? What are you having sex with it?

  • whats this game about

  • My dad is getting an Xbox 360 Christmas time. He said, Erin, what Halo games don't we have? I respond "Gee, dad, Halo 3, Halo Wars, Halo Reach, and Halo ODST." He made a promise, and he always keeps them. You're video is the video I'm going to show him. Thank you.

  • guys please reply me i just got a halo 3 special edition and it came with odst and halo 3 plus a controller

    i just wanna know is halo reach newer than odst thankyou please reply mee

  • @shaheen1990 duh halo reach is newer it didnt even come out yet odst has been out for a while

  • @awsomeman1810 lol i just asked ?

  • @shaheen1990 you have got to be kidding me. Reach hasn't even come out yet so of course ODST is older than Reach. ODST came out last Sept. Go to Bungie [dot] net

  • holy crap did one of those grunts say "mein lieben" at 6:56??? i guess bungie put a nod to iD in there. :D

  • KAMEHAMEHA!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • damn who u katt williams yo ass is hilarious!!!!!!!

  • chief sounds like snake

  • FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LMFAO your funny man

  • hahha you great for the first min

  • ka me ha me ha!!!!!!!! aww i missed.

  • wooooooo go Kroger

  • it sounds like you were doing something else besides eating a snadwich

  • u racist

  • @chasemoe100 stfu dick hes fucking half black dick head bitch

  • @MrCodename4711 stop cUZIN thats not goin get u an where in life

  • dragon ball evolution did suck ass

  • CHEWBACCA GAAAAAAAAA  A DOD OD OD DOD OD OD OD DO!

  • lol, do you filming meanwhile you eating?! You sounds funny!!

  • u tend to burb alot

  • "Can you guess?"

    BUUUUUUURP!

  • that was the biggest loudest burp ever

  • what your gamertag for xbox live

  • @hurcules216 it's KEK KING0011 i think

  • lol fuzzymoto the guy with the broke back problem and dreams of freedom

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  • lol, nice burp

  • ur so funny

    

  • what sub is it

  • um.. e mail me a jizz in my pants is not good dick in a box orim on a boat and

    can we play two player ok please dick just kidding

  • dude youre supposude to tbag

  • 8:23 you have childs?

  • you...sub...WHYYYYY!!!!!

  • umm did u get orgasm when u ate that sandwich

  • rofl im making a huge fucking mess on my floor

  • do a walkthrough of halo reach when it comes out

  • lol jizz in my pants good

  • dinoansour looking thing? like the thing in my pants bitch!

  • @gogglesmcflury1 HES IN ARMY TRAINING!

  • do a playthrough of a new cool awesome game!

  • do you think u could do a super mario galaxy walkthrough

  • u r fuckin funny man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Man, I like you your, fuckin Awesome :D

  • lol yummy sandwielch lol remind me when i move to texis to find a krogers becasue w don got shit in canada other than timhortans!!!

  • it is fucking funny

  • hey jovianod silent hill homecoming so you con get freaked out.

    oh halo 3 is one of the best games i played

  • jovian its me Fire guy nice video ha didn't know you had a youtube account

  • kame......hame...........HA!!!­!!!!

  • dam spartans are tall... and yummy

  • RASIST!

  • @MsrXtremedude He's not "RASIST" he's just awesome and this is how you spell Racist.

  • yeah your chewbaca was so funny on assassins creed II. I laughed so hard that when i was eating my pizza that i actually spit a piece all the way to my sister's room.

  • lol i thought you were mentally retarded till you said you were eating rofl

  • What type of sub were u eating?

  • shit man i was drinking some juice 6:05 xD you made me choke with the chewbaca

  • lol

  • make more vids

  • rofl nice commentaries keep em up

  • nice commentary dude

    mad me laugh

  • Sorry not web but when written on iPod both comments

  • Not web but when sorry I wrote that last comment on iPod this 1 2

  • Did u realize that web Jovian said who's ur daddy an alien said that guy it was weird but good timing to say that

  • give me a bite of that sub

  • lol u most enjoy your your sub bro lol your funny XD

  • fuck u glider

  • this isnt the worse its the funniest walkthrough =P

  • where is the place that you got your sub

  • @naruto5773

    Kroger's stupid

  • i use to kill the arbiter and sgt jonnson untill they starting to shoting me and by the way arbiter got a LAZER sword

  • add me

  • what a white trash! 5/5!

  • Wtf ive never noticed those guys climbing the wall...."Man i aint black i cant climb that shit" LMFAO

  • so very funny best vid i saw

  • have you ever playd halo 1-2 pluse 3 i beat evey one

  • HOLY CRAP UR VOICE IS DEEP!!!

  • dude you are fucking hilarious lol

  • whats kroger?

    i go to subway for subs.

    i live in UK

  • its a sort of grocery store

  • I thought it was like a sandwitch shop place