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Are you trying to be black or trying to be white or some hybrid black and white? cause... hoooooo, Fuk dat shit, Da bull schit! yet you say some things like... MAN I AINT BLACK I CANT CLIMB THAT SHIT!
Every time he starts eating that sandwhich, it sounds like he's having sex with it. I think the sandwhich may have been what caused him to mess up so much. That and the difficulty level.
My dad is getting an Xbox 360 Christmas time. He said, Erin, what Halo games don't we have? I respond "Gee, dad, Halo 3, Halo Wars, Halo Reach, and Halo ODST." He made a promise, and he always keeps them. You're video is the video I'm going to show him. Thank you.
@shaheen1990 you have got to be kidding me. Reach hasn't even come out yet so of course ODST is older than Reach. ODST came out last Sept. Go to Bungie [dot] net
yeah your chewbaca was so funny on assassins creed II. I laughed so hard that when i was eating my pizza that i actually spit a piece all the way to my sister's room.
that was good food
thepunkaddict 1 day ago
haha ur funny
tobbygm 2 days ago
xaxaxax man that was awesome xDDDD grrrrrrrouaaaaaaaahhhh xaxaxaxaxaxaxa after that you could have given and a fart xD
ApoPsychoOmen 2 days ago
Nice vid but it would have been better if you didn't talk every 2 seconds so i couldn't hear people talking.
Doctorwho2421 1 week ago
When you said Chubaka!!! I was like, okay, finally found a good playtyhrough
GMODFART 2 weeks ago
Hey dude, please dont eat while you talk in your videos. It's gross.
MeKillZombeez 1 month ago
r u black?//
legoanthony12345 1 month ago
whats up w the graphics
xXalbatros1000Xx 1 month ago
lol i was gunna say damn i cant understand what the fuck this guys saying but then he says hes eating lol
robbec2012 1 month ago
@robbec2012 lol jovian is cool,a person like him and who acually is one of his friends is Vash12349
NINJA5589 1 month ago
can u guess burrrrrrrp
jrockin98 2 months ago
I am making a huge ass mess on my floor!!
DUMMYtehee 2 months ago
HAHA WHEN U WERE LOOKING FOR SOME1 TO KILL WITH UR DUAL PLASMA PISTOL, U WERE ALMOST AT A SKULL BUT THAN U TURNED AWAY
PlatinumHunter343 4 months ago
what did u do first dead space or halo 3? for walkthroughs
NINJA5589 4 months ago
@NINJA5589 look at the dates the were uploaded on
RVDFAN364 1 month ago
im gonna be in the military
NINJA5589 4 months ago
Man i wish i knew how you do it jovian you just so cool and get a lot of views
NINJA5589 4 months ago
ha the only reason people disliked this was because they dont like halo not u
NINJA5589 4 months ago
chewbacca!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xhunter628x 5 months ago
Dbz fan!
zgtfreak 5 months ago
im gonna steal ur sub wile u sleep >:D
Braden1217 6 months ago
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UltiMateMexicAn15 6 months ago
How come mc can jump from a speeding ship and survive but can't survive a 30 foot drop?
bloodghost327metal 7 months ago
Are you trying to be black or trying to be white or some hybrid black and white? cause... hoooooo, Fuk dat shit, Da bull schit! yet you say some things like... MAN I AINT BLACK I CANT CLIMB THAT SHIT!
Bloodycole 7 months ago
do you have a dick in your mouth *sub you say*
draikad 7 months ago
That music/song you sing i just "LOL, oh god i think i am going to cry now!" ^^
wolfkiba1000 7 months ago 13
not dead but "knocked the fuck out"
Sp4rt4nMas0n3 8 months ago
Chief we are dying out here... Wait till I finish sandwich!!!!!1!!!
Andlew100 8 months ago
what is ur favorite halo gun
h0m3mad3n3rfvid30s 9 months ago
Dinosaur song FTW
sammo5000 9 months ago
Thumps up if you think Jovian0011 is the real master chief.
DKglitch 10 months ago
Best way to kill a brute is to shoot off their armor and then smack the shit out of them.
ThirdWorldDUDE 10 months ago
Dang Jovian u make some friggin videos ever. And while you eaten that sandwhich of urs, i had to take a dump man!
TheWingman217 10 months ago
the orgasmic sounds of the hoagie are fucking funny
gameingguy01 10 months ago
HAME KAME HAAAA!!!!!! Oh shit i missed hahaha rofl
Sk8erMonkey43 10 months ago
lmfao i work at krogers thats great Jovian lol Awesome
oaktree369 11 months ago
delisious sub jizz in my pants sub
darrylrayanderson 11 months ago
the commentary was great and the burp just added more great entertainment so that I didnt get bored great vid
Harris2k11 11 months ago
OW SHIT WHARED YOURE FAT ASS COME FROME?!? DTDTDTDTDTDTDTAA!!!!!
SquiggleFox 11 months ago
KAA MAAA HAAA MAAAHHHH AHHH!!! Aw Shit I missed! xDDD
WarsHaloRulez 1 year ago
I WANNA SAMMICH D: (thats how i literally say it xDDD sammich i dont like w's
animegirl271 1 year ago
Who yo daddy? Now who yo aunty?
hottdogger10 1 year ago
lol
nathanlegoboy 1 year ago
Awww they stuck me.. Now thats a "thats what she said!!!" moment.
Burningphynix 1 year ago
wicked
litbigdog 1 year ago
6 guys are black who commented
spartan1pound 1 year ago
jovian0011 thz for uploading lol
123455866201Aaron 1 year ago
nice burp
ojfizzle91 1 year ago
I about shit myself when you started singing about Jurassic Park! Haha
BRPhillis 1 year ago
Are you eating in the beginning?
Lol!!! ^^
wolfkiba1000 1 year ago
8:01 an 8:05 lol
ozzfest12349 1 year ago
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ozzfest12349 1 year ago
well i got me a subway extra crispy
TheSoulSilver221 1 year ago
You cuss so much
Cdog4812 1 year ago
@Cdog4812 i was just gonna type dat u read my mind lol
kriskross97 1 year ago
......
zombie2644 1 year ago
where did you say you got that sub sandwhich thing? krogers? where is it O.o sounds good
gameingguy01 1 year ago
ITS MORE COMMENTARY ON THE SUB THEN THE GAME
messymushroomsmax 1 year ago
*spoiler alert* master chief is a girl
SuperDarkema 1 year ago
@SuperDarkema no he's not
Masterpersonman0011 6 months ago
@Masterpersonman0011 yes she is
SuperDarkema 6 months ago
@SuperDarkema ok so how master chief a "girl"?
Masterpersonman0011 6 months ago
@Masterpersonman0011 lmfao what a retard
slipknotcrazy100 5 months ago
@Masterpersonman0011 Zero Suit Samus.
JustUsMiners 4 months ago
Actually i think master chief is black
himymovie 1 year ago
@himymovie no read the comics
SuperRandomMaker 1 year ago
8:01 skull down there dude
Mr999gamer 1 year ago
dude i appreciate your funny ass comments they are great but can not talk when they are talking plz
HaikBoyadjian2 1 year ago
MAN I AINT BLACK I CAINT CLIMB THAT SHIT!!! omg rotflol XD
Whiteknight36799 1 year ago
awesome burp man
TheRocy775 1 year ago
aw thas funny and racist
887Bingo 1 year ago
I swear tht place has the same look and feel as jurassic park also man now tht I know arbiter is a dinosaur it's definetly jurasic park there
trevdog112 1 year ago
I excpected a heap of comments say shit like "you suck"
"fuckin n00b"
"you died so much"
"i have 984768293486738490743206934875 credits n00b"
I'm so glad there aren't any.
You're so funny,
JaysenLife 1 year ago
lol dude u r amazing
playstyashon 1 year ago
man if that was a real human he would be dead and raped by a aliens
fredrik961105 1 year ago
good thing to know im not the only person who talks sexual to their food xD
CuntSqueeze 1 year ago
@gamesmaster6688 hes mixed with black and white... like ME :)
CuntSqueeze 1 year ago
5 stars for the burp :D
imfredify 1 year ago 39
how big is master chief?
MultiBulldogman 1 year ago
@MultiBulldogman 7 feet tall and around 700 pounds cuse hes a cygborg
sorry if i didnt spell it right
emorevan20 1 year ago
@emorevan20 u ALMOST spelled it right u missed an a on "cause" and the g in "cyborg" wasnt supposed to be there
XxBlazinStatusxX 1 year ago
@XxBlazinStatusxX opps rofl
emorevan20 1 year ago
weres the halo t-bag
leafboom 1 year ago
fat man
msnspy 1 year ago
funniest walkthrough ever. keepem coming. but im somuch better
TeddyNeko 1 year ago
funniest walkthrough ever. keepem coming
TeddyNeko 1 year ago
MAN I ANT BLACK I CANT CLIMB THAT SHIT xD ROFL
QuintonAdams3511 1 year ago 25
@QuintonAdams3511 i thought that was funny too xD
papermariofan345 1 year ago
criminy that burp was loud
papermariofan345 1 year ago
dont make fun of sangilis
MrCodymany 1 year ago
that sub ure eating sounds good
john47882 1 year ago
@john47882 i know
DAZZYVANDAM 1 year ago
ur funny keep it up i subbed u shuld also visit my channle
mushroomish59 1 year ago
legendary burp my friend lol keep up the good work man :)
familyguydude970 1 year ago
ur walkthrough's r jokes to watch keep up the gd work my friend
tempha123 1 year ago
Every time he starts eating that sandwhich, it sounds like he's having sex with it. I think the sandwhich may have been what caused him to mess up so much. That and the difficulty level.
Brutalyte616 1 year ago
your funny man lol
TheWiggy12 1 year ago
Jizz in your pants good? What are you having sex with it?
Mattowii123 1 year ago
whats this game about
David111132 1 year ago
My dad is getting an Xbox 360 Christmas time. He said, Erin, what Halo games don't we have? I respond "Gee, dad, Halo 3, Halo Wars, Halo Reach, and Halo ODST." He made a promise, and he always keeps them. You're video is the video I'm going to show him. Thank you.
VerityHeroes 1 year ago
guys please reply me i just got a halo 3 special edition and it came with odst and halo 3 plus a controller
i just wanna know is halo reach newer than odst thankyou please reply mee
shaheen1990 1 year ago
@shaheen1990 duh halo reach is newer it didnt even come out yet odst has been out for a while
awsomeman1810 1 year ago
@awsomeman1810 lol i just asked ?
shaheen1990 1 year ago
@shaheen1990 you have got to be kidding me. Reach hasn't even come out yet so of course ODST is older than Reach. ODST came out last Sept. Go to Bungie [dot] net
KooKookid520 1 year ago
holy crap did one of those grunts say "mein lieben" at 6:56??? i guess bungie put a nod to iD in there. :D
DaDooley1 1 year ago
KAMEHAMEHA!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
alexdadark 1 year ago
damn who u katt williams yo ass is hilarious!!!!!!!
BONDBOIXXX 1 year ago
chief sounds like snake
WolfClant 1 year ago
FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrSpanky247 1 year ago
LMFAO your funny man
MrSpanky247 1 year ago
hahha you great for the first min
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knowthenamerex 1 year ago
ka me ha me ha!!!!!!!! aww i missed.
tamemsam 1 year ago
wooooooo go Kroger
bowking135 1 year ago
it sounds like you were doing something else besides eating a snadwich
quantin356 1 year ago
u racist
chasemoe100 1 year ago
@chasemoe100 stfu dick hes fucking half black dick head bitch
MrCodename4711 1 year ago
@MrCodename4711 stop cUZIN thats not goin get u an where in life
chasemoe100 1 year ago
dragon ball evolution did suck ass
cphomie1 1 year ago
CHEWBACCA GAAAAAAAAA A DOD OD OD DOD OD OD OD DO!
cphomie1 1 year ago
lol, do you filming meanwhile you eating?! You sounds funny!!
wolfkiba1000 1 year ago
u tend to burb alot
Taje247 1 year ago
"Can you guess?"
BUUUUUUURP!
IntoKylesMind 1 year ago
that was the biggest loudest burp ever
Zhirayr 1 year ago
what your gamertag for xbox live
hurcules216 1 year ago
@hurcules216 it's KEK KING0011 i think
Aceinthe1 1 year ago
lol fuzzymoto the guy with the broke back problem and dreams of freedom
superfire159 1 year ago
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superfire159 1 year ago
lol, nice burp
LNJ999 1 year ago
ur so funny
soopermario117 1 year ago
what sub is it
coffeeholder6633 1 year ago
um.. e mail me a jizz in my pants is not good dick in a box orim on a boat and
can we play two player ok please dick just kidding
darkraiswrath1 1 year ago
dude youre supposude to tbag
godofwar1375 1 year ago
8:23 you have childs?
administradoresco 1 year ago
you...sub...WHYYYYY!!!!!
Mylesdude101 1 year ago
umm did u get orgasm when u ate that sandwich
ulabala12 1 year ago
rofl im making a huge fucking mess on my floor
crazyman944 1 year ago
do a walkthrough of halo reach when it comes out
almavilanova 1 year ago
lol jizz in my pants good
Ap3xEclips3 1 year ago
dinoansour looking thing? like the thing in my pants bitch!
jayman661able 1 year ago
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gogglesmcflury1 1 year ago
@gogglesmcflury1 HES IN ARMY TRAINING!
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do a playthrough of a new cool awesome game!
gogglesmcflury1 1 year ago
do a playthrough of a new cool awesome game!
gogglesmcflury1 1 year ago
do you think u could do a super mario galaxy walkthrough
gogglesmcflury1 1 year ago
u r fuckin funny man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mw2gam3r1 1 year ago
Man, I like you your, fuckin Awesome :D
fatweaselproductions 1 year ago
lol yummy sandwielch lol remind me when i move to texis to find a krogers becasue w don got shit in canada other than timhortans!!!
masterchief111111 1 year ago
it is fucking funny
residentevilfan912 1 year ago
hey jovianod silent hill homecoming so you con get freaked out.
oh halo 3 is one of the best games i played
jadaki51 1 year ago
jovian its me Fire guy nice video ha didn't know you had a youtube account
MrZerokills 1 year ago
kame......hame...........HA!!!!!!!
jumperzproduc 1 year ago
dam spartans are tall... and yummy
Sukaori 1 year ago
RASIST!
MsrXtremedude 1 year ago
@MsrXtremedude He's not "RASIST" he's just awesome and this is how you spell Racist.
fatweaselproductions 1 year ago
yeah your chewbaca was so funny on assassins creed II. I laughed so hard that when i was eating my pizza that i actually spit a piece all the way to my sister's room.
floats100 1 year ago
lol i thought you were mentally retarded till you said you were eating rofl
stabbystabbystabbyst 1 year ago
What type of sub were u eating?
forestrunner5 1 year ago
shit man i was drinking some juice 6:05 xD you made me choke with the chewbaca
Gmemn 1 year ago
lol
ComputerHelp3791 1 year ago
make more vids
Gundamhalo 1 year ago
rofl nice commentaries keep em up
demonhead33 1 year ago 7
nice commentary dude
mad me laugh
122333445551 1 year ago
Sorry not web but when written on iPod both comments
polskapower0 1 year ago
Not web but when sorry I wrote that last comment on iPod this 1 2
polskapower0 1 year ago
Did u realize that web Jovian said who's ur daddy an alien said that guy it was weird but good timing to say that
polskapower0 1 year ago
give me a bite of that sub
LoverChunky53 1 year ago
lol u most enjoy your your sub bro lol your funny XD
TheBlack343 1 year ago
fuck u glider
HookyWooky11 1 year ago 2
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worst walkthrough ever
sugargliderpal202 1 year ago
this isnt the worse its the funniest walkthrough =P
goodygoodygoofy 1 year ago 11
where is the place that you got your sub
naruto5773 2 years ago 2
@naruto5773
Kroger's stupid
Skittleman1423 1 year ago
i use to kill the arbiter and sgt jonnson untill they starting to shoting me and by the way arbiter got a LAZER sword
Skid00everest340 2 years ago 2
add me
MsCod2 2 years ago 2
what a white trash! 5/5!
avinotion 2 years ago
Wtf ive never noticed those guys climbing the wall...."Man i aint black i cant climb that shit" LMFAO
TheCity619 2 years ago
so very funny best vid i saw
goodygoodygoofy 2 years ago
have you ever playd halo 1-2 pluse 3 i beat evey one
jovian0011fan1 2 years ago
HOLY CRAP UR VOICE IS DEEP!!!
pwnmaster321 2 years ago 6
dude you are fucking hilarious lol
MrCjwalker 2 years ago 3
whats kroger?
i go to subway for subs.
i live in UK
win7113 2 years ago 4
its a sort of grocery store
Skittleman1423 2 years ago 2
I thought it was like a sandwitch shop place
win7113 2 years ago 3