Omid Djalili (Comic Aid)

[ALAMITUA]

good ... but repeats the same performance again and again ...

[558mehran]

I love you omid.

[ukgreaterlondon]

I LOVE INDIANS AND IRANIANS AND CHINESE

and the word PAKI is used for christians jews and muslims only

because christians jews and muslims believe in ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE .

[ukgreaterlondon]

the low lives are payed to laugh and it sounds like a distraction to this great comedian ,

this laughing is like a fucking dangerous water smashing shit on rocks in the beach barrier ,

tell these laughers to fucking be quiet .

[Hesam0000]

"We've raised a million pounds, someone's going to get a really big house" .

[danish5073]

plz watch this!

"new afghan song by dj ali and dj reza"

it's better than this song! and u would love it!

[ShnuckFuckle]

that thing about the face pulling is genuis

[afterlifejourney]

please take a seat....SIT DOOOOWWWWN

[Arksimon2k]

SIT DOWN!!! BASTARD!...I love you so much..

[fuxxooorlolz]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL AT S-club 

[j147able]

Hey this is the guy who does the voice of Gay tony in Grand Theft Auto 4 8

[darthgiggitygoo]

@j147able

voice of yusuf amir*

[aurkomaitra]

@j147able no he does the voice of yusuf amir

[Danielthephenom]

thanks, ive been wating for ages for this to be uploaded

[abdikareem]

@Danielthephenom it got uploaded 2006

[aNdReSkKkK]

Yusuf Amir :D

[markkko2000]

najjači lik,pobeda

[Heathen1990]

Love the S Club 7 reference.

[Alladin1984]

Best omid djalili show, he perfected his show on this one =)

[fara762]

he is anice man

[musiclover60708]

please, take a seat... SIT DOWN!!?!!*&%$!!!~!!♪♫‼§!!▲!!

YOU FILTHY B*STARD YOU'RE LATE!! come to my carpet shop...

[MrTrelapeek]

YUSUF!!!

[2000shiften]

I was in UK and I never remember Iranians were called pakist. At least because they are not! they don't look paki and they don't have the accent. Omid Jalili has this habit of using arabic accent and paki jokes because unlike Maz Jobrani, the american iranian, he does not know what aspects of Iranian he can work on in his jokes

[Meeriio]

Please take a seat....SIT DOWN!

[remo1360]

his awesome

[alihammadshah]

mast qalander

[NazliMusic]

SALAM to everyone in the UK! I'm the 1st PERSIAN SINGER/SONGWRITER to be in the final of a National UK Radio Competition so please support me by clicking on my name and vote (cost 3p). Merci!

[123lolzxx123]

oh please take a seat SIT DOWN!!! ha ha soooo funny! hehe

[Portal624]

I like how in my Related Videos column, Achmed The Dead Terrorist is the first video.

Oh dear.

[overkillll]

Mast-eh kelandar??

[hmjajai]

By the way is not Omid Djalili. It's "Omid Jalili".

We used to say Omid de jalili and "de" in between is not part of the name :) it just connect the two words together.

[goodmorninguk1]

"Vewy favowite Iranian comedians."

The man's from London for crying out loud. Are we going to further call him an outsider? He's British.

[lovetruly08]

Thats so cool that he mentioned S Club 7.

[Fergusongirl]

0:47

Wasn't he singing Take Me Out from Franz Ferdinand?

[1993soldier]

@snoozeterminal true

[BringOnTheNoise92]

its because he has to write all his stand up at the same time as acting but his new stuff is all different

[xdramateenqueenx]

I saw him last night in Oliver! the musical it was amazing!! hes is sooo funny :)

[hendrixexperiencedig]

oh yeah he's great , appeared in tg as well if I can remember.

[Matty09Magic]

this is his apollo script

[muzy29]

1:19  SIT DOWN YOU BASTARD!! rofl

[GeneralBunches]

lol "Iwanian"

[SnakeyMeow]

he makes me proud to be iranian :)

[narutofan9tf]

good for you, u should be!

[1993soldier]

hes good but hes got the same jokes over and over agaibn

[narutofan9tf]

yeah he does, with the same tone and everything.

[Ragnarok6664]

he's awesome every single time ;- )

[escodo]

he is good. mashallah

[worldsmostfunrocker]

what's mashallah ?

[escodo]

Whatever Allah wills

[ch1mpanzeethat]

no masha'allaah means "God wills it".

"whatever God wills" is insha'allaah

[kreamerkasey]

3:15-3:17

[nitrorcproductions]

lol he went to my school when he was young holland park school in london lol

[TheMacHack]

no way, i go there now!! in kensington

[stophammertime1995]

im not dissing himm but he says the same stuff everytime he needs to come up whith new stuff

[ZoneGrise]

All comedians do that. You don't expect a rockstar to sing brand new songs every time they preform. Comedians tour just like musicians.

[Dusty4life]

stophammertime1995. nearly all comedians use the same material for a long time.

[TheDoctorFan2009]

BASTARD .... woukd you like to see my carpets? No? BASTARD!

[JusticeNature]

He has recently done some new stuff...do a search on youtube for 'bbc' and his name or his name and 'new'... (the other responses to youtr comment are also correct,

[baggen1975]

so funny

[Hania454]

He's from London England, his accent is just an act. For those of you guessing where he's from.

[2OfDiamonds]

his parents come from iran, so yeah, theres something to it.

that said, who gives a shit about that except ignorant racists? ;)

[REAanimations]

i think hes from persia

[Prindentime]

Persia is Iran douche.

[REAanimations]

i dont think hes from iran

[firooziehsan]

he is he just singed on persian 0 15

[markjv]

loved him on whoopi (tv show)

[thus007]

omid djalili.. a truly histerical gesa.. until u see him the second time. his jokes are the same.. he needs to stop dressing up as a woman.. and actually do raw stand up with new jokes.. still luv him tho.. and BELLYDANCE XD

[CuteUzbekGirl]

Tsunami Appeal

[Weed4Hoodii]

legend

[Roly0981]

Very funny

[pitdog75]

He is the best Iranian comic. In fact he is the only Iranian comic. And still it's three more than ze Germans have. ;)

[armani9219]

don't you know maz jobrani?

he's great too, but you're right of him being the best..

[ThauibTariq]

Maz Jobrani is persian.... well he could still be embarassed about being an iranian though so he just calls himself persian

[sunlightsunbrightx]

shappi khorsandi? she's wicked!

[amtjmpmg]

who told u he is secretly iranian? He always metion in every single show he perform that he is iranian and he is very proud of that even though he brought up in a a posh area in west london. Do you think its only white people live in chelsea !?

[Hania454]

Why are people talking about his size? Whats wrong with you people? The man is funny, ... end of. Thank you Omid for making me laugh. Peace.

[gothboy2k6]

@Hania454 i agree with u hania454 he is amazingly funny

[namiomani]

@Hania454 I'm laughing when imagine him doing what he says :))

[lanooshdakota]

@Hania454 fat dudes r hot in my opinion

[lanooshdakota]

@Hania454 fat dudes r hot in my opinion and he's is really funny

[grumpyyyyy]

I've heard that he is secretly Iranian. He doesn't speak about it much...I just thought he was a posh guy from london. There you go!

[22poopoo]

Really? I never knew either! Why is he so she about, I think he's also scared of offending people. Actually occasionaly he talks a tiny bit Iranian-have you noticed-me neither!

[MaiiBabez23]

He's a little overweight i think, but not as big as he is in this video.

[PRAGMATICIST]

he had to say male coz of 'shit attack'....ull know which one...hahahaha

[skeptic54]

aha, i know who you mean,

[MaiiBabez23]

Woah, he was quite big back in 06, but i do love him. x

[BazzaSAS]

Why do you say that, is he not big now?

[badbusta4lyf]

I fkin love this guy...I also love how he pisses his own religion about.

[Azzo5000]

yh well borat did the same at the jews and baron cohen is actually a jew, we all do it sumtimes and its a gd laugh.........

[halopwnz324]

terrorism and al qaeda isnt his religion, why is everyone so ignorant...

[phooshiar]

hahaha, 1:18 is the funniest bit ever!! LMAO

[meetthadoc]

fuck this guy! russell peters for life!

[nat1hopkins]

ive milked the fuk off of 3:13 it tickles me every time lol

[8pidi]

What is the song that he sings right at the start? the one that he wants to start again with the audience clapping

it's killing me because I saw this video this morning and it's been bouncing around in my head all day

[badbestfriend]

franz ferdinand - take me out

[henrycrumm]

yeah thats what i thought

[GMunchie]

Isn't it 'you're unbelievable' by EMF?

[SpunkyMcBallsack]

Take on me - AHa

[mizzkhanna]

do you mean the one that sounded foreign?

if you do mean that then its a song called mast Qalander, its a famous song in Sufism (muslim sect)

[princessali13]

aww- he's hilarous. God damned hilarous.

[yougotninjured]

very funny

[laddycraigz45]

my favorite comedian at comic aid!

[courselanguage]

lol the guy that smashes into the wall in the mummy

[chinesechicken10]

yea funny

but same jokes over and over

[mmr44444]

your right even ali g dose the same thing over and over again

[Malcolmfairy]

God this mans funny..but he does do the same jokes over and over

[shantiponks]

yeah i noticed that as well

[mikelad1994]

my hair is the best and so are my vidzz...mikelad194 check them owt a.s.a.p...

[Bendy4skin]

What is that song at the begining?

[angolan1]

1:19 i pissed my pants

[sweetghalia]

He always does the same stuff wherever he goes. I think he's great but he needs to change up his stuff a bit...ive heard all these jokes like 3 times now!

[WonkyDoodle]

i guess that the curse of youtube...revealing comedians recycled jokes

[spotlitkiss]

yeah - but they're all part of one 'tour'.

he's done another one now with all new jokes. (plus his bbc series returns in the new year)

[DFC222]

This was his best standup

[themacdown]

He's great my fav comedian but shame he uses the same material alot

[LilOldMe76]

most comedians do.

[Rimppakinttu89]

Hahah, he sings S club 7!  :)

[Xxlimos1xX]

hope he brings his sketch show back that was funny

[Freedomopportunity]

Wow. I'ved watched 5 vids, all Live shows in different places and he uses the same stuff in everyone.. starts getting boring.

[WillowDying]

This guy owns.

[eternity650]

dude, you're mistaking ARABIC accent with Iranian accent...such huge mistake!

[DawzKed22]

when he going go do a stand up without mentioning iranian culture

[RecycledStamp]

Ask him

[datpakiman54]

f**k uuuu

[sounik1]

this man is hillarious but he needs new material. maybe its because I keep watching his old material over and over again (and still laughing!)

[khizar786]

no ur wrong omid is the best you probably could'nt hear the words because of the shitty sound quality..

[ranapink2006]

he is a good comidian,but i like maz jobrani better.i couldent understand half the words the guy said!

[vse54]

can i start again

ahahahahha

[Boabyo]

Name a succesful German comedian.

[KszuPL]

Just see Genial Daneben or Quatsch Comedy Club...

[KszuPL]

Just watch Genial Daneben or Quatsch Comedy Club or Was Guckst Du. Of corse you have to know German. BTW I said "good" not "succesful" ...

[galuiot]

Mario Barth filled the olypic stadium

[Boabyo]

What, with turnips?

[galuiot]

50000 people

[JimEGriffy]

Understand that when a comedian says something that is in reality false, they are trying to get a laugh. So, when he says about the German comics, he is only joking! That's his job.

I find him funny, even after watching Lee Evans for the past hour!

[Discoblitz]

i met him wen he came to the queens theatre in barnstaple

hes a really nice guy and all of his jokes were new

[ChristinePhi]

Come to my carpet shop, finest carpets in town, just for you my friend just for you <3

[byrnesy2]

same lines all de time.

[spotlitkiss]

christ - do you know how comedy even works? course it's the same lines - the jokes are all off of one single tour (like an album)!

people need to understand this. he has a new tour with new jokes now!

[datpakiman54]

wtf r u arguning bout anyway?

[spotlitkiss]

your question is probably rhetorical but i'll pretend you really wanna know. my last two comments are a separate thing - a response to someone else but they're evidently fucking unattached as tends to happen.

my argument with 'richiesambuka' was about middle eastern ethnic colouring. i'm white and he thinks all middle easterners are brown or something. anyway - it's really a stupid argument - probably the single most stupid debate i've ever engaged in

[ezylokad]

he looks like a white guy iin this vid

[spotlitkiss]

that's cos he is white. being middle eastern does not make you any less white than an english person - people really have their ethnic groups mixed up!

[Richiesambuka]

White... think about it for a minute!

[spotlitkiss]

what would you class a french person as? (colour-wise) or an italian? or a spaniard? or an eastern european? because i've been asked if i'm any one of these and actually, my parents are middle eastern. what i'm trying to say is i'm an arab - and white as a sheet - i'm trying to illustrate that the middle east is a large area, with people of various shades of skin - you just need to get out more and you might learn that there's more to a stereotype than you think.

[Richiesambuka]

Colour isnt a stereotype. I suggest you look that up. Colour is a statement of fact, it is ethnicity, it is heritage. Of course immigration blurs the lines, and you get mixes, but white people indigenous to Europe are a race.

[spotlitkiss]

are you seriously telling me what colour my skin is when you've never met me? you are a little ignorant

[Richiesambuka]

Shut up about your skin you fucking albino! No one cares about you. This isn't racism, its objective analysis. The white race has properties as do asian races. Whites have narrower noses, thicker brows. Look at the olympics- there is a racial characteristics.

If you want to boil down the world to some coffee-coloured then you are trying to kill any sense of heritage. You are also ignoring the obvious, the white race is genetically different from the others.

[spotlitkiss]

thanks for the left field albino comment. i'm not coffee-coloured and that's my point - so i'm not trying to reduce the world to a coffee-colour (which clearly bothers you). i bet you have no idea that there are blonde-haired blue-eyed arabs too, right? i have relatives who are. this conversation is pointless uless i send you photo evidence - which clearly i won't be doing. by the way, features and skin colour are different anyway - the discussion began about skin colour. (cont)

[spotlitkiss]

you have a narrow view of foreign people that's all - it's not your fault if the news is your source of international enlightenment. :)

[Richiesambuka]

Exceptions. Am I right? 2 billion chinese all look alike. Racial characteristics are a part of who we are. Also I think the news is a pretty decent source of international "enlightenment". I use it a lot, you should.

This isnt an argument you can win, the evidence is everyday when I leave my room at uni and confuse the two chinese girls. The evidence is everytime a pistol is fired at the olympics and a load of black guys start running.

RACE MATTERS.

[spotlitkiss]

ok mate. whatever you like. whatever you like. you're a winner. sure. cioa.

[Richiesambuka]

I also have fantastic hair.

[spotlitkiss]

i can bet all my money that i have even better hair - shame there's no way of comparing...alright, this is childish now...

[Richiesambuka]

I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?

[spotlitkiss]

a shining example of a fully-grown human adult. in fact - i suspect you are half-divine.

[Richiesambuka]

A shining example of a witless fucker that takes things far too seriously.

[spotlitkiss]

you're not the only one ;)

[Richiesambuka]

Don't wink at me, I'm not into that. (Well only with white boys)

[spotlitkiss]

wow - that's weird on two levels - i'm a girl - my androgonous-looking picture aside - and the white boys comment - i'll forgive you cos i'm in a generous mood - even though i'm white - oh wait - we've been through that already *snore like my grandma and that is not a good snore*

[Richiesambuka]

I thought only men were pathetic enough to argue on youtube... I thank you for your forgiveness; lord knows I was worried.

[StrikingNinja]

Oh dear god grow a pair of fucking balls, i bet u havnt hit 1st base... OH WAIT you have!, WITH YOUR MOM!

[maxignaczak]

The three of you suck. Now shut up and enjoy the fucking video, sad bastards.

[datpakiman54]

wtf r u arguning bout anyway?

[laytexboy]

hang on hes used the same lines as he did in jack dee live at the apollo