My Dog...Stoned Out of Her Mind

[herb420ful]

popping whitey

[Dano94910]

doggies on ketamine

[Meslora]

that dog is trippin ballz XD

[crf150racer169]

It kinda looks like the dog is having a bad trip /:

[dillypaul]

nice shirt bro way to be



[WEOO000000]

that dog is fucking ripped

[Sarticus35]

*dogs thoughts* man this carpet feels so good on my tongue

[marinecam]

i'd bet it was ketamine. it's a dissociative/psychedelic in humans and used as a sedative by veterinarians .

[Dano94910]

@marinecam yeh it definitely is if its a dissociative thats used on pets

[coltnana]

haha my dogs name is nala

[iminabandyo]

lol shes like should i get up or not, should i get up or not, should i get up or not

[Marijuana870]

Better head out to the petstore and buy 2 bag of doggy biscuits.

[NinjaAntx]

This shit is stupid..poor dog (my opinion)

[612murderapolis]

like ur dog having a stroke....LMAO

[michealjohnedmondson]

dog tounge stiff as shit lol

[DakodaWolff]

i'm tired, oh maybe not, actually yeah, maybe not, actually yeah, oh, no i'm not.

[lardsiny]

bro i got that same blanket

[lostgeek04]

im going to favourite this... the next time i get stoned.. im going to mute this... play some bob marley.. and watch the dog bob her head to uncle bob haha XD

[respectdip]

shes not stoned if she didnt get that way marijuana related

[nommy420]

i remember my puppy would stare at the floor when she got nuetered hahaha

[pokeballnikka]

am i that hiigh or is the show just moving 0.o

[k3zarpermenant]

@pokeballnikka Pinichii weyyy youuu would lookk at thiiss

[CaliKidd25]

SQUIRREL !!!

[fayth78a1]

there goes a cat, and another one and another one and another one and another one and another one and another one and another one and another one and another one and another one and another one and another one and another one...oooh car!

[199RH129]

the tungue lol

[itsmatt101]

have you been a dog before? no? okay then shut up.

[skintrance94]

omfg! that dog is sooo fucking high man xDDD

[minalow9]

Shes pulling that shit right out of her ass.

[skintrance94]

@minalow9 u wanna smoke it then? XD

[minalow9]

This bitch doesnt know what the fuck shes talking about.

[feefuup]

bad trip dude...

[TheSuperBlandman]

someone get her some cheetos seriously

[Gabe11801]

At the she was like fuck a human wanna touch me!!

[momurda14]

the giants won

[KingofHearts67]

That dog is all like wtf is that? Oh nothing, wate what is that, oh nothing, I'm sure there's something there, oh no it's nothing, nope, nope wate therrs something there, oh no it's nothing

[NAMEHERE145]

is the dogs name allah

[MrxsHarKs12]

49ers suck



[hotrun1220]

Dogs too retarded to put it's head down

[JuDaJu88]

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That conversation was very interesting

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[nyblusaiyan]

i love how the dog didnt put its head down after 20 attempts....too funny

[Z1GG3Y]

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[JoshBurlingame]

the bitch in the video is one of those cunts who thinks shes better than everyone who does drugs.

[gooooblaster1800]

I'm laughing so hard right now xD

[6CaptainChronic6]

when my dogs high, he just sleeps and stares at the ceiling

[vstexas09]

hook em



[yourdad4president]

Dog: Wait did u say cops were are the cops man im scared is this forever

[Wilsonjadea]

Lmfaooo what was she high off of?!

[dplezva]

@Wilsonjadea u fiend

[Bones1375]

boooo rug booooooo



[niaomhify]

Haha, check out her tongue!!! Shape of her XD

[duecepitbull]

My dog just sat in one spot doing nothing lol

[MCdandog]

hahaa i wont this dog!



[henryjrdarryl]

hilarious

[ImNotRushin]

get this n1gga some food!

[kait813]

this is like me when i smoke weed lol

[idan124]

3:40 who are u??? hay man get the f... off hayy somone

[idan124]

0:58 im sleep., im awake, im sleep, im awake, im sleep., im awake, im sleep, , im awake, im sleep, im awake, awake

[Sh8yLP666]

i think she forgot where the floor was

[some2guy]

Maybe i go sleep hmmmm... NOT !!!

[btkXproduction]

@some2guy brap

[izwald1]

1:00

[jpmccsgirl]

She's not high, she's just mimicking Stevie Wonder ;)

[austin29mann]

I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying.

[oscar3eyes]

The dog is like -- "Wonder why I never did THIS before...?!"

[thunder72191]

dam poor thing. its kinda cruel

[baffinjigger]

@thunder72191 oh shut up, did you read the caption?

[thunder72191]

@baffinjigger u little fucker how dare u expose a dog to weed

[baffinjigger]

@thunder72191 Who me? haha What are you talking about? Watch your mouth little man.

[thunder72191]

@baffinjigger now ur calling me nigger u racist fuck

[baffinjigger]

@thunder72191 I never called you that! I said nagger

[thunder72191]

@baffinjigger u racist fuckin koon

[mmtiger12]

@thunder72191 FUCKIN NAGGAR!

[baffinjigger]

@thunder72191 F U nagger.

[thunder72191]

@baffinjigger fuck off porch monkey. go eat sum fried chicken and play sum basketball while eating watermelon and sippin on koolaid

[baffinjigger]

@thunder72191 Calm down you lazy eyed spook.

[thunder72191]

@baffinjigger nah im white so we are all good

[yankeenick]

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wwwwhhhhhhhhheeeeeeennnnnnnn cccaaaaannnn iiiiii ggggeeetttttt mmmmoooorrrreee ooooffff ttthhhhiiiiisssss

[KazziKolorZz]

I know exactly what the dog is doing. The motion feels really good that's all. Remember folks, if you get your pet stoned, get em' some munchies! And that pet will be your bro for life!

[kiramae16f]

add tecno to this and we got a dancing dog :p

[MrsJamieGurl]

dude tht is hella funny lol

[adri2771]

lucky dog

[Tylerz909]

OMG I LOVE UR BLANKET... 49ERS FOR LIFE BRO!!!:)

[Prov1210]

poor doggie

[HKelly092609]

lol...aw poor pup! It sucks to see them like this but it is pretty funny!

[lukekelly96]

@HKelly092609 the dogs havin a great time xD

[Eschief26]

its gotta b num r somthin cuz her tongue is just floppin everywhere lol

[001southernpride]

thumbs up for headbangin lmao

[naileaflower7]

Lion King hakuna matata! haha

[DGKblazed]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[deathman668]

The 49s suck

[landryjeanluc]

when i get this fucked up its funny but when a dog gets high someone gets upset

[superaustinthomas]

hella fake video vid mod all day u fag

[Fangs4DaMemories]

@superaustinthomas Troll...

[ZoeShazza]

0:57 lmfao!!

[noobiedishdash]

omg can people stfu about pink elephants and flying when high on weed... if you never done it then dont think you know how it is shitheads...

[MrBangJung]

@noobiedishdash actaully the flying things kinda true if you get baked as fuck xD

[kristinrvt]

@noobiedishdash I'm the one in the video, this my dog and I wasn't talking about weed. I'm talking about the drug that was used to sedate her.

[pfog]

dissociatives are fing wierd. dextromethorphan is the only that i have ever messed with only because the opioid withdrawal got the better of me. ketamine i wouldnt mind trying in a hospital setting. other than that ill pass.

[TheHardkunt]

haha so funny, only funny stoned dog one :)

[deecarmen84]

" she's high as a damn kite..." LOL

[flamingarse1]

one time i was just chillin being stone in a chair and i thought it was flying around the house with like little rockets and shit

[PeckerWoods101]

Do I? Don't I? Do I? Don't I? Do I? Don't I?

[DoubleVVDubstep]

that dog is gonna have massive obliques in the morning

[shagunbieber]

Wanna see a cute german sheperd puppy when it was little? (: Look at my page and see my dog:D

[tanman965]

weed isnt a drug, besides that i love san fransico, and this vid is awsome!

[InferiorArts]

@tanman965 Dude i smoke weed myself but it is a drug in case you don't know what a drug is here is a brief definition for your convenience. [A drug - broadly speaking, is any substance that, when absorbed into the body of a living organism, alters normal bodily function]

[furvert101]

you guys, the dog is waking from being sedated from ketamine... ketamine when taken will knock you out, and in this position or close to it, is the pure psychedelic effects of the ketamine. in this state you become completely immobile and your body can go numb. if you do become aware of your surroundings trying to move can be extremely difficult. but yeah, if you're not only put out with k, but kept out even longer... getting motor skills back takes a bit more time.

[kristinrvt]

@furvert101 Not Ketamine, Telazol...So close. Same family of drugs :)

[pojo205]

damn, that dog is trippin'

[rcruzjr88]

i like that blanket

[Meestarcheez]

When your high your head weighs 5x what it used to

[goathead52]

dude shes got the spins lol

[whoaitswhoa66]

1:38-2:10 she has no idea what shes talking about-_-

[dirtbikekid82]

this made my day haha

[pdwapples]

looks like shes got the worst dry mouth in the world

[MattC6Toledo]

holy shit that dog is on Pluto right now lmaoo.

[silecune]

She's probably caught between wanting to lay down and wanting to look and see the girl talking.

[OzzyRocksYourSocks]

3:13 she's pretending to play Call Of Duty 3

[joe6000man]

Is it bad that me and your dog have something in common? When we get stoned we both lay on the floor and make random motions xD

[baelzabub]

i want some of what that dog took.

[furvert101]

@baelzabub its ketamine

[roughfguy20]

damn so many situps

[ice322]

@roughfguy20 RIGHT!

[Blueface950]

move ur in my light! hahah

[508runninit]

Such a cute dog.

[iamrainhawk]

not disosiative

[AnHeroRevolution]

This is amusing



[fuenteskevin72]

calm dawn dog the cops r coming

[xBluex420xDreamx]

leave the thing alone its just doing some sit ups

[12Ahoc]

Lol at calling weed a drug, what a bunch of narks

[MrBigbeard1]

the dog was skipping like a cd

[crasho10]

Lmao dogs can donate blood

[iMineStuff]

I smoked two fat blunts then watched this. Im still laughinggg

[420RipaBong]

shes not stoned. shes just coming down off the sedative.if you guys were smart enough you would read the fucking description.stoned is a term used after you smoke weed not morphine or any other sadative medicines

[Taylor13371337]

but on some tunes and chill wit your dog and grab some doritos too

[x3kaulana]

you doing it wronnggggg haha your not supose to let the dog get like that when its stoned u gotta relax wit em lol

[snttlc12]

You're from Texas. I can tell. Haha. :P

[Mas0o0n]

stoned as in..marijuana stoned?

[Mas0o0n]

Dude that dog is gonna fucking eat you when it gets the munchies.

[Germnst]

"ohhh,whhoooaaaaaa, uuuhhhhhhhhoohhhhh"

[VrbaSK]

ahahahahaha



[DezyreHD]

I wanna see a dog when theyre in the munchies stage

[FFS1NICO]

i like how hes too lazy to pu hit tongue in his mouth

[ffernandez18]

tries to get away but just flops over lol

[dadiddlydooda]

The dog probably feels good when he moves his head. Much like a child on a spinning chair.

[thunderhorse1000]

my 100th favorited video!!!! cute dog ^^

[thunderhorse1000]

i love how the dog was trying to lay her head down but just couldnt do it and kept trying, kinda cute, it made me laugh

[canitovega]

looks like when my buddys dog feasted on some shrooms..... poor thing.

[interstink]

LOL, Stevie Wonder!  The girl (Wife) no sense of humor??? :)

[stfranciscoVSN]

@interstink: Eh, she's a vet tech, so she sees this stuff all the time...it's old news for her.

[bassmasta1990]

Lmao! When she's bobbing her head up and down. you should be playing the song What Is Love. Haha