CSI: Jim Carrey

[poyanator]

dead body was found with glue on the bottom of the shoes...

"looks like ...

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Globesoul]

Jim Carrey = Troll face

[jusfint]

Someone found the body after they heard shouting among the herd.....

Well I guess somebody...

*puts on sunglasses*

..called bullshit.

YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ArgentinianCreep]

We were looking through the crime scene and found a jar of peanuts covered in semen...

Well I guess the killer really was...

*puts on sunglasses*

...fucking nuts.

YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[moonrakerschalker]

The victim did defecate his pants when he saw the murder

"Well, I guess he

*shades*

scared the shit out of him"

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHH !!!!

[Mishkaa123]

:-DDDDDDD lol

[augustofos1]

I guess Jim...

(sunglasses)

is the comedy king!

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA­AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim, Brazil loves you!

[hologram7777777]

so i guess JIM....

(sunglasses)

is the funniest man on this planet

YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOUUUUUU !

[TheCustom41]

Hahahah this is great

[redrover327]

A man is found dead after being shot through a door.

"Looks like the bullet......"

(sunglasses)

"Broke on through to the other side."

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

[DracoAzule]

I did..I did...

I did tee a putty tat

[ISIBELL12314]

this video is hilarious. 

[ZepppeLiNe22]

-The victim was found in the fridge frozen.

-Well I guess he...

(puts on sunglasses)

-...wanted some chilly.

YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!

[TheArchanoz]

@ZepppeLiNe22 No. Just no.

[ZepppeLiNe22]

@TheArchanoz Why? :)

[TheArchanoz]

@ZepppeLiNe22 it just not that funny xD

imo

[ZepppeLiNe22]

@TheArchanoz Well, I tried... xD

[Achilles32094]

@fuckmania07 Dude, nobody cares. Keep your conspiracy theories to yourself please. Oh, and all caps is rude. kthxfuckoff

[ShortFingeredShreder]

A dead body was found with traces of semen in her eye.

I guess she...

*Sunglasses*

Should've seen that cumming...

YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!

[maximilianitoaguirre]

hehe hilarious, and instructive, i didn´t know the spelling rule... (not native : P)

[GothicKingCobra52]

Donald Trump's remains were found burnt to a crisp

sunglass's

I gees Donald Trump got FIRED

YEEEAAAAAOOOOOOO

[GothicKingCobra52]

Some stoners ate some special brownies that had weed and human remains in them the human remains were a mistake

sunglass's

I gees the stoners got the MUNCHIES and the victims got BAKED

YEEAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO

[shamille724]

LOL the band is perfect

[psirou]

Ah ok i geddit now - the meme that is...

For some reason i never watched csi.

[Fatigueisfat]

Hahaha, this is genius!

All the other actors in the series must get annoyed with him doing that same thing in nearly every scene. I know I would.

[AttackAttack62]

@xEd3n ........What?

[Darkangel240]

lol I love the last one

[refresherpro]

Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2011!!! :D

[klmblog]

Just drank my own piss...

(sunglasses)

Better drink my own piss.

YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!

[PkRaYnE]

wtf happened with his hair

[xEd3n]

hahaha nose que mierda dijo pero igual me hizo cagar de risa!! xDD! Jim Carrey ES LO MAXIMO!

[ilikethisfamily]

que alguien subtitule esto!!! xD

[manganzoncineymusica]

Jim Carrey went to Machu Picchu ... check it out on MANGANZON's page

[correabitch23]

-Frank: Sir, we found Chris Pontius dead on the dance floor

-Horatio: So it was true........

(SHADES)

-He was a PARTY BOY

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Oilsjteneske22]

@correabitch23

lol 

[Connerz1985]

I after E except before C

that is

ECI?

[john19751214]

親愛的神,金凱瑞男士,我可以向您請求製作幾張鈔票的電子檔給我­在youtube上看一看嗎?我可以請求您賞賜我,和,你合作想­一想要怎麼製作不一樣的鈔票嗎?

[theburningpancake]

Transformers 3 was.....

(sunglasses)

SHIT!

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHOO­OOOOOOO

[theburningpancake]

@c2525l touche



[Stouler17]

@USAmadeinchina your useless to society

[mixman1104]

@USAmadeinchina I heard your dad buys his condoms from a chip shop

[Kwekwe]

Thumbs up if you check here every so often to read the latest Curuso quote gags!! :-)

[buhoman3]

Police: Sir, the victims in this case were part of a cult and drank poisoned COOL AID.

Horatio: *shades*

Oh...

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[TheMK92011]

A girl was found dead with seman in her ear

"we i guess she....

*puts on glasses*

couldnt hear he killer cumming"

[Teongose]

@TheMK92011 You copied that comment very badly

[TheMK92011]

@Teongose i didnt read it off another comment but i did hear it somewhere else so maybe i did copy it but not off you or anyone on youtube so..............bye

[Teongose]

@TheMK92011 I didn't say that I wrote it nor that someone else on youtube have said it, which they have.

[StudderTudder]

lolz

[music77ify]

i like boobs

[Lukaz1989]

Well I guess you just have to..

*sunglasses*

.. thumbs up my f*cking comment!

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH­HHHHHH

[Mustkunstn1k]

@Lukaz1989 nope

[silwaaaach]

Jim Carrey is so sexy !!!! :)

[bliink182]

lol

[miracle100COM]

It is a pity that I don't understand words :)

[terbobun]

love this!

[brainflash1]

Jim Carrey: Man, I wonder how many people made CSI Miami jokes in their comments?

Me: There's only one way to find out. You'll just have to...

*puts on sunglasses*

... Count Olaf them

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[buhoman3]

Police: "Sir, we found this women dead in the restroom and she appears to have been eating her own excrement."

Horatio:"She must have been really...'

*shades*

'...shitfaced."

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[MrSockoOck]

One of the best American comedians! Rubberfaced!

[babvino]

jim carrey? more like jim morison

[kuru2k9]

lol he looks like George Harrison with those glasses on :), not to mention the long hair.

[luobronjames]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[TheBowshot]

his fuck is fucking perfect hahahaha

[Merrinamendez]

sub to gigiminibubbles

she subscribes back!

[MysticDMBherb]

The killer decapitated the prostitute after she refused service

"Well I guess he just....

*shades*

wanted head"

[TheHoldenMusic]

Everybody just repeat the same... oh, stupids... (couldnt handle the vid :P)

[123MARTIN45]

We can see that Michael Jackson was killed by drugs - well I guess that the murder...

*Shades*

Is a smooth criminal

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­­HHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[HenryFeefan]

He should play Tarzan.

[TrottFrott]

he should replace CARUSO ON CSI

[JimmiWolker]

ftfyreudcyjseh4st24

[ghostliver]

sir, I've just realized that we're both naked and listening to Bob Marley...

***

- Well I guess we've...

Smoked some weeeeed...

***

YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

[whotaughtyou]

ASSIGNMENT DARK ROOT

PRINCE DARKIN

PRINCE GHAST

PRINCE HAROLD

AUDITION BROTHEL SPECTATOR SPORT BY TOBBY JASON STATHAM MICROFORM TOBBY SAID EAT IT

BARACK RING ENJOY IT

[whotaughtyou]

QUEEN OF JORDAN

DIARY

MAILMAN

OPEN

BUTLER 6015 BUTLER

UM

[KdizzleHswizzle]

(insert funny joke)

Press 0:58

Your welcome

[TbCASANOVA]

"sir,michael jackos died of a heart attack"...

"well,i guess he...couldnt BEAT IT..."

[ffjfvfhu]

jim carrey was allways the best impressionist. love him to death.

[DemonCrow10]

Sir It Appears that a large TREE branch is stabbed through the victim

Horatio: Well I guess its safe to say that Whoever did this Was...

*puts on sunglasses*

All BARK and no Bite

[Sofija2ify]

hahahhahah YEAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Grin8]

Press 6 over and over for Bill Clinton's laugh.

[TrottFrott]

HILARIOUS CARREY

[Juoplify]

Sir, this man jumped into a pool without water

-Well it seems...

*shades*

he took a dive

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ginganinja714]

I guess Jim...

(sunglasses)

Got Carreyed away.

YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!

[supersonicbros23]

@ginganinja714 that one deserves a medal

[ginganinja714]

@supersonicbros23 Wow, thanks. I kinda stole it though. As Tom Jones once said:

*sunglasses*

it's not original.

YEEEEEEEAAHHHHHHHH!

[spehizle]

@ginganinja714 This comment must NEVER DIE

[ginganinja714]

@spehizle it won't. I stole It, and I encourage others to do the same, as I did, for the same reason. To give this comment immortality.

[MajorBuzzkillable]

@ginganinja714 .....u goddamn fukin genious XD

[ginganinja714]

@MajorBuzzkillable Nah, I stole the comment from someone else. It is funny, though.

[MajorBuzzkillable]

@ginganinja714 does that make u any less of a geniUs?knowing when somethin is worth stealin is pretty clever too :p (just saw my typing fail)

[ginganinja714]

@MajorBuzzkillable That's the most positive response to stealing I have ever seen.

[MajorBuzzkillable]

@ginganinja714 u say stealin i say sharin knowledge, humor in this case, besides its not like u r thumbs whorin and u were honest so its a win for u :D

[m1994z]

i like how both of the top comments are mine.

[MehAlejandro]

@m1994z u should b crowned king of thumbs up 

[freshy2k10]

@m1994z LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XDD I LAUGHED OUT LOUD XDDDDDD

[IamEyalMarcosLevit]

@m1994z or NOT...

[twister2777]

@m1994z were

[rsdewd]

@m1994z well they arent.

[Alinaakka]

jim sits like ladys

[mstffred]

@Alinaakka its italian sit

[jnfrye07]

Why would he grow his hair out like this? He looks strange...

[jmr1981]

@jnfrye07 i think he looks sexy like that!

[EmoRob0t]

he looks like Jim Morrison xD

[VideoUploaderTester]

LMFAO I watch this every month and it's still funny everytime I watch it

[MrEternalfire08]

lol jim carrey is hilarious



[deshahubbell]

i've never wanted him more.

[vs16694]

the guy is trying soooo...... hard to control his laughter........

but this was awesome...

[LoveHata]

Sir, we found Ryan Dunn at a fatal crash scene

"Well I guess you could say..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"He Dunn goofed"

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[TheBoredomOtaku]

"Herp a derp a derp a...."

*puts on sunglasses*

"...derp"

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!­!!!!!!

[keresztes92]

17 mill for this....he s a genius!!

[skunkapunka]

Damn, love JC long hair.

[MrVonKillGore]

Well just move THE GLOW to press the BUTTON!

[manikmista665plus1]

Well it looks like.....

*Sunglasses*

I'm the 17,273,390th person to make a David Caruso joke on this video.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[JackCaoArt]

@manikmista665plus1 that sucked sooooo bad.

[cdman66]

Well I think it's safe to say that Ryan

*puts on sunglasses*

is Dunn

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHH!

[ThePhobicSuperior]

@cdman66

I laughed, but I felt bad about it...

[NorumJr]

Horati, we found another suicide...its the third this week.

"well...looks like Michael Bay....

*shades*

"...is making another movie"

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH­H!

[ilovegreysforever]

Sir, it looks like Justin Bieber got away from our murderer again last night, it looks like we're never gonna get him.

"Well, it seems that there's only óne thing left that I could do..."

*shades*

"Never Say Never."

YEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!­­!!



[sw3d3nlol]

Well I guess you could say that Ryan...

*shades*

..is Dunn driving.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ilovegreysforever]

@sw3d3nlol HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

[sw3d3nlol]

Well I guess you could say that Ryan...

..is Dunn driving.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[fenixtherisen]

when he puts the shades on he looks like mitch hedberg!

[deonna94]

@fenixtherisen ya he does

[dietargo]

"Sir finally the new duke nukem game came out!"

"Really?...wow that took..."

(shades)

"forever"

YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA­AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[Silory12]

LOLL!!!!

[Stisstiv]

Horatio, the victim was found dead in a sauna

"Well...looks like the guy..."

*shades*

"...ran out of steam."

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH­­HHHHHH

[MrSecretSavior]

He talked with the guy and then a fight started

Really? Well I guess he

Shades

Did it the hard way.

[whotaughtyou]

ROBOT EDDIE MURPHY MADELEINE STOWE JIM CARREY

INDIAN

[cristian07r0nald0]

The Joker killed Batman front of Batman's body

Horatio : "the joker did it?! I guess he.."

*Shades*

Horatio: was so serious!!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[cristian07r0nald0]

The Joker killed Batman

- front of Batman's body-

Horatio : "the joker did it?! I guess he.."

*Shades*

Horatio: was so serious!!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ilovegreysforever]

@xavier13311 HAHAHAHAHHA!

[DaveFeinComedy]

FMIII.....kay

[Lobanja123]

sir we found part of her hair on a watch....it looks like she drank blueberry tea from red cup last friday

[ShitHappensHD]

Criminal shots Horatio

Criminal:Damn bitch,why wont you die?

*shades*

Horatio:I never die.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Jonisfilm]

@ShitHappensHD i dont hink you got the joke...

[lemmedasker]

@ShitHappensHD wow that was the worst I've ever heard....

[NorumJr]

We found Tracy Chapmans body in his car. Looks like someone hunted him down.

Well...i guess he didnt have....

*shades*

..a fast car

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH !!

[ilovegreysforever]

@NorumJr LMAO! tracy chapman is a girl!

[NorumJr]

@ilovegreysforever in my defence i have only seen her in Fast Car on that live video, and not to be mean (i love her songs) she did not really look like a girl there.

[ilovegreysforever]

@NorumJr same thoughts here though!

[petar92bataya]

He's not funny at all...that can do anybody...he looks stupid!



[gallumhrasha]

@petar92bataya you look stupid

[andrienas86]

:DDDDDDDD

[m1994z]

sir, we've found Lebron james hanging in his closet.

horatio: well i guess he...

*shades*

... couldnt handle the HEAT.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[GilbeRRRt]

What the hell's going on with his hair, haha.

[2econdr0ug3]

Unfortunately our reports are conclusive on Jesus the Nazarene... Just like the rest of the world on a Friday got hammered...

*shades*

...and nailed.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH

[correabitch23]

Sir, We found the guys from Jersey Shore dead with this clothes in their Ass

-Well I Guess....

(Shades)

It was T Shirt time

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[RudiL94]

Buy me some steel!!

no.

*shades*

Your not my dad!! *shits pants*

[Falcondick69]

best actor ever?

[1NeoSeM3]

Ozzy Osbourne)))))

[maxx0wnd]

sir, i see people copying the one-liners of the top comment and replace them with there own one-liners ore even copying the top comment and say it again!

"Well i guess they are..."

*shades*

"...Smart bastards"

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH­­HHHHHH

[LoveHata]

We found this man hung from a tree

"Well I guess you could say..."

*puts on glasses*

"He's all hung up"

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[DAN13LS70NE]

"Sir, during the autospy we found a trace of semen on her cranium, but we've now removed it for testing."

"Well its looks like that had to be..."

*Shades*

"...a load off her mind."

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE­­EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

[Larkepark]

I love Jim Carey

[clingchang]

Frank: We've found Donnie Dumphy dead in on the shore.

Horatio: "Looks like Donnie...

*shades*

Horatio: "Had too much of a time."

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE­EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

[127ladiesman]

Sir, the victim was found inside her Herbs and Spices store, which the culprit has cleared the inventory of. The culprit also took a precious family heirloom watch.

Well, it looks like she is...

*puts on shades*

All out of Thyme!

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHH!!!!

[39maxpowers]

-"We found a decapitated body!!"

-"Well... I guess he'll have a hard time..."

*Shades*

-"...getting ahead in life!!"

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH!!!!

[cuceritorul1]

Sir, i`m sorry.... you`re wife is dead...

"I guess i am....."

*shades back on*

"A FREE MAN!"

YYYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­HH!!!!!

[timen1986]

@cuceritorul1

failed

[maxx0wnd]

Sir, we just find this body .. there is all poop on him

"I guess he was...."

*shades back on*

"...a piece of shit."

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA­­AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[landlifter]

Sir, we just saw the body of a dead Nanto Seiken practitioner

"I guess he found out he's...."

*shades back on*

"...already dead."

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[superspinnerr]

legendary comedy man

[m1994z]

sir we just saw Jim Carrey impersonating you on the late show

"looks like we've..."

*shades*

"....got a liar-liar"

YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[gaghi89]

I LOVE THIS MAN!!!

[adamonofre]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

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