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  • "And because your axes are weak like WET NOODLES, I shall CRUSH YOUR TOES until you are worthy!"

  • 2:23 ITS RAINING MEN

  • Ryu vs ehonda?

  • Asian pimp hand

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  • They all took an arrow to the knee

  • The only scene in that whole movie I can remember that I actually laughed at was the knife scene. Although not that much of a comedy, as it was intended to be a good comedy, it was still good.

  • 1:31 BITCH SLAP

  • @ambarigreyson3000 Real Bitch Slap. 2:53

  • "child's play. i can stop bull--AAUUUUGHHHH!!!!" lmao

  • screw physics :D

  • this movie is fucking awesome

  • it's super intense kung fu when you step on somebody's foot

  • Sounds better in Chinese/Cantonese

  • love this movie

  • 0:58 replay !!!!

  • what is the soundtrack's name here-i love it.

  • do you want to learn, first step on an eagle

  • So badass !

  • masterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr xd

  • The guys who made this film are the only ones who should be allowed to make a Dragonball Live-Action Flick IMO

  • @kuribayashi84 And this is why I think a GOOD live action DBZ flick is possible. If they can pull this stuff off with a relatively low budget...then a 100-150 million dollar budget with the right people...would be a kickass movie...but FOX didnt give a crap...yet they bought the rights...

  • grandiosa esta pelicula, ahun espero la otra saga eppica

  • it's just like bruce lee

  • The spinning lotus flower, what are those called? I want to get one off ebay. I think it's a lotus, it could be peony though. But in general, what are the spinning things called, or how could I search for it?

    appreciate your help!

  • He must make awesome high fives

  • The eagle was all like WTF mate

  • THATS how u slap someone

  • wtf dubbed -_-

  • ahhh... my childhood...

  • does anyone notice that the person that uploaded this username is soggnipples?

  • 6:09

    Bird: YOU ASSHOLE

  • That is some really fragile stone he is knocking people through

  • So . . . is this . . . the Matrix?

  • LOL,7:26 Epic Facepalm XD

  • what was the shirt the chosen one wearing? and where can i get one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • know then.......CRACK

    !!!!!!!!!!

  • I love Kung Fu Hustle and can’t get enough of the great action scenes from martial arts movies. I loved the new movie that just came out on demand called “Films of Fury” because it had some great movie clips and incredible action sequences!

    bitly .com/uBGPir

  • Kamina: Moeru otoko no.... hi no kuruma... KIIIICKU!

  • you ever have to shit so bad but you want to finish your video first?

  • 4:14 SUMO HEADBUTT

  • lol at 4:30

  • 6:06 Double jump!

  • This is such a fucking good movie.

  • 6:08 Birdstep.

  • Take the Looney Toons, add martial arts. Mix well, and bake at 450 for fifteen minutes. This is what you get.

  • Forget kung fu panda! All about the Kung fu hustle! Buddha palm in your face

  • Between the Toe Crusher, The Toad Technique of (help me out here guys), the Flying Ballet of Beaten Axe Gang Members, and the Epic Holy Face Palm of the Buddha; this is a movie that should go down as a classic for decades to come.

  • @SGTItachi47 Toad technique of Kowloon? I think it's that anyway, bro..

  • @JimMorrison999 It's toad technique of Kun Lun. It's a mountain's name in China.

  • This would make an awesome boss fight in a video game.

  • I only have one question.. What the fuck? xD

  • @Xepheriel Can you be more specific?

  • mantap

    

  • this is one of my fave movies ever!!...

  • @kaeb11 the refernces to bruce lee and the parody in this film are suberb!

  • how the hell a guy which couldn't defeat anybody defeated a man which's strong as hell???????

  • He should have said "I'm your father"

  • toad teqnique FTW

  • if only at 8:50 when he waved, he blew up the entire place by accident

  • The Beast got matrixed!

  • *is a major Hetalia fan*

    China just kicked your ass, Aru! >:D

  • this is the most asian thing iv ever seen

  • And Kachü Tenshin Amaguriken (3:27) to seal the deal!!!!!!!

  • TOE crusher for the win!!

  • 7:32 : Beat the Law of Gravity,,, Reversal in mid-air... lol

  • ok i dont know about the culture so sumone tell me .... if the bad guy becomes the student of the good guy would he no longer do bad things??

  • the people who made this movie should have made dragon ball z movie too!!

  • 3:35 "child's play i can stop bullets" fast forward to 3:37 he screams like a bitch.

    4:05.....its not a tumor....

    6:11 falcon punch is kick ass, but falcon step..almost as good.

    6:11 float like an Asian and sting like recession.

    6:54 when your hot your hot and when your not your not.

    7:36 best way to lost a shirt in a fight? it burnt off from atmosphere entry.

  • Reminds me of the Matrix!!!

  • @homeworksucksass It looks similar because Watchowski brothers were inspired by Hong Kong movies style.

  • 2:20 to 2:25

    ITS RAINING MEN

    HALLELUJAH!!!

  • this movie could of been like the begging of a dragon ball series

  • 1:57 yeah !!!!

  • ORBITAL STRIKE + A MILLION POINTS!!

  • in some shots he actually looks like the actual Bruce Lee

  • 31 People got hurt by the buddha palm

  • @LilAssassin27 Not clever, try again

  • @hameed hahahah Glad somebody else is annoyed at all the people trying to get thumbs up

  • freaking love this movie! who would ever want to stick something in THAT body?!

  • one simple question,,how sing becameee that stronggg,,,the whOle movie he kicked ass by everyone??????

  • Feeling froggy? then leap!

  • Chuck Norris vs this guy?

  • @Methecookie3456 can't say that, Chuck Norris isn't asian.

  • @Methecookie3456 You can't say that, Chuck Norris is Asian.

  • From around 2:00 - 2:30 it sounded like a pinball game.

    COMBO....DOUBLE COMBO....TRIPLE COMBO......SUPER COMBO.....C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!

  • after seeing 3:27 to 3:33, the guy in the white suit would be able to give one heck of a massage!!

  • ok remind me to NEVER give him a Hi5!!! :O

  • This is what ya get if you cross Superman and Bruce Lee

  • 30 people have never stepped on eagles while being high in the air.

  • the freakin building falling in the shape of his palm... freakin' great

  • behold, the asian version of neo

  • thats how Dragon Ball movie should be created !

  • @DKXPICTURES

    That's why these movies should be left to the Chinese :)

  • @Bracerjack i agree ! but... what they are waiting for ?! ;p

  • @DKXPICTURES I could not agree more! The part when Steven Chow takes on the beast is a perfect example of Dragon Ball! The entire fight was! In fact, every fight scene with the beast is a perfect example of how a dragon ball movie should have been made! Steven Chow should have directed and choreographed dragonball evolution...

  • @dragonfr746 whatevaa... i am talking about special effects, fight scenes and characteristic kind of humor.. etc... ;)

  • @DKXPICTURES chow himself is a huge fan of dbz . and by the way he looks like my fellow countryman arnel pineda (from the band journey)

  • @DKXPICTURES GOD YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • 7:42 "wheres my sample"

    "You're standing in it"

  • so at this part in the movie, the main character has just evolved. Evolution - is the change over time in one or more inherited traits found in populations of organisms.

    I'm fucking blown away

  • The uploaders name O.o

  • Asian Matrix, lol

  • @RiniganMusic Only less pretentious.

  • This is what happens when you have Celestial martial arts charms.

  • this is pretty realistic :p learn the real kungfu xD

  • @tommybui your very right, if you train for a special skill or strength progress is inevitable,there aren't any limits just plateaus

  • @thadroid jep XD

  • Why am i watching this?

  • Fantastic film, but it's better in the original language

  • @Chrisbajs yeah. subtitles are the way to go

  • they should make kung fu hustle 2

  • @gilmore7888 there gonna i think haha

  • @gilmore7888 can't wait ^_^

  • poor bird

  • 0:39 styro fail

  • 2:17 the people in the air give the meaning to the song "I BELIEVE I CAN FLY"

    also at 4:58 and 6:00 , THERES SO MANY PEOPLE FLYING!!!!

  • the dude in the white fights the "men in black" with ease (i dnt kno da names though i watched the movie four times- i tink) =P

  • @superragon really dude first you make up him competing then you want me to prove it? lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooo

  • haha he's a pinball machine xD

  • @superragon nether did chuck? are you a moron he was a karate world champion lmfao stop trolling.

  • @superragon no you cant because he never competed professionally.

  • @superragon Wikipedia is no a valid source anyone can go and edit it.

  • @superragon no he didnt you need to recheck your facts.

  • @superragon ??? no one is a professional fighter who actually has combat experience against other world class fighters where a regular martial artist like bruce lee never fought a high caliber fighter in his life he just fought well on camera for a movie.

  • 3:27 Dragonball Z!

  • Bruce Lee pwns Chuck Norris even in death thats how bad ass Bruce is accept it

  • @Moviewizkid1 only in your imagination bruce lee was an actor/martial artist chuck norris was a professional fighter/martial artist big difference in fighting ability.

  • Dude, your username is epic.

  • just about my favorite line of any movie. two enemies fight, then:

    "What's the name of the technique?"

    "Do you want to learn , I will teach you"

  • Was the last attack a Gear Third? xD

  • Ultimate toad fart...

  • This is the asian Chuck Norris.

  • @koyrmum what are you talking about chuck norris is half asian

  • Almighty Push!!! lol

  • hahaha sumo headbutt from street fighter at 4:10

  • English dub sounds like shit.

    Chinese with subtitles better!!

  • that was BEAST! :))))))

  • thumbs up if u saw Abe Lincoln asian version at 1:04

  • Where can i get the background score being played in this fight sequence?

  • @lahauli use a youtube downloader then just rip the auido.

  • love it, love it , love it...this movie rocks

  • What's the name of the song when he comes out in the beginning of the video?

  • i love the music :3

  • @theolimpichero619

    lol i just wanted to write the same but saw your comment :D

  • I can stop bullets.... AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGG!!!!

  • Hahaha The old guy may be able to stop bullets, but he can't stop getting his foot from getting stepped on!

  • Nice :)

  • Music is amazing.

  • Lol I remember i heard from Somewhere Dub At 8:45 he said paska

    In Finnish = Shit

  • IT'S OVER 9000!!! i think that this resembles Dragon Ball more then Dragon Ball Evolution.

  • If only i could do that!!

  • The first minute 37 is among the most BAD ASS. No effort. dont need it. 

  • 0:45 really cool combo, boom booom boom

  • 6:20 lance armstrong technique

  • Yeah and what happens to the fat guy..and the girl from his childhood??

  • 29 people experienced the Toe Crusher.

  • Are you fucking kiding me?

    Dub???

  • @mattiasbrand for the type of movie it is i think it's even more funny dubbed!!!

  • Am i the only one who thinks the subbed version is so much better than the dubbed version.

  • 4:06 lolwut? xD

  • i like 8:24 with the crawler in the back ground :)

  • @Nallac77 lol i know :)

  • its the matrix Asian style

  • 0:33+ The soul has learned its lesson by adapting to it as one energy of understanding, wisdom, and choice. This is one of the most in depth spiritual films with a positive message, it is always mind over matter when we face our fears and conquer THEM. If you cut off a tree at its ROOT will it not cease to grow?

  • 0:33+ The soul has learned its lesson by adapting to it as one energy of understanding, wisdom, and choice. This is one of the most in depth spiritual films with a positive message, it is always mind over matter when we face our fears and conquer THEM.

  • 4:43 thats the sound i do when i poop :)

  • I never understood one thing: is this a weird weird comedy or just weird weird action movie

  • wtf he is srong

  • This is actually an accurate recreation of Bruce Lee's true fighting ability which he never got to show in his movies cause he would have killed the stunt crew.

  • awesome[Japan is crazy but awesome when it comes to it]XD

  • @davevirtual0o

    China, not Japan.

  • because of this movie, I solve all my problems by crushing someones foot :D

  • He opened a candy shop afterwards...Stephen Chow is that much of a boss!