Pocket Ninjas - The Bad Movie Reviewer

[das81]

nah nah, the first one to review this movie was John from shitcase cinema, Lupa did it a year later!

[TheBadMovieReviewer1]

@das81So no one else can ever review it?

[das81]

@TheBadMovieReviewer1 lol, that is not what I meant XD.

Someone commented that Lupa idid it first, but truly before you and Lupa that John dude did it.

Anyway I loved the ninja parody and John doesn't care a lot about the plot usually.

[The3Brett3]

Jesse - it's another day 4 U - U and me in paradise - but not for homeless people, junkies or prostitutes - who have to scavenge for pennies & dimes just to survive. You, my friend....are the white dragon, Jesse. Love Brett.

[7Brett5]

Wagner- Imagine Michael Jackson going to a posh restaurant and ordering, "I'll have the baby octopus and Veal, please, he-eeeee!" Word. TX death ride you mother fuck! Is that Ice T @ the 2:50 mark? Hear the fucken' querky music to the tutorial kicking? He-Man Masturbator of the Universe. Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can. What do U say I take U home and eat your pussy? Shao Kahn's pussy. What - more kicking? Is that Jake the snake Rodriguez @ the 6:19 mark?

[The3Brett3]

I'd like to donkey punch this mother fucker with fucken' fun noodles!

Imagine this, Wagner - Pocket Ninja's V.s. Troll 2!

@ the 4:55 mark I still think that kids cock is hanging out of his trousers.

Fuck, that guy with the BIG jaw looks so fucking stew-pud!

"This is the same fucken' footage from before!" I can hear the desperation in your voice here, Wagner.

I like the end with the long extended feet kicking.

Are you guys fucked-up on some substance when making film?

[theFFVIguy]

Have you seen Obscurus Lupa's review?

[7Brett5]

What - more kicking?

[7Brett5]

What more kicking? Argh fuck this!

[The3Brett3]

What, more kicking? You're gonna beat his ass with fucken' fun noodles? You really put the F in fucken' with the fucken' fun noodles part, Wagner! What, more kicking? Argh, fuck this! More kicking - what the fuck?

[The3Brett3]

What, more kicking?

[paleknight1]

I died after seeing a part this movie I wish people would stop making shitty movies!

[SashuRui]

@paleknight1

Why don't you ask for the moon? Nobody's perfect. If shitty movies didn't get made it would upset the balance!

[TheBadMovieReviewer1]

@SashuRui I dont think any movie should be unmade, bad movies are just as important as the greatest movies

[The3Brett3]

Some of those whack mother fuckers on roller blades look like they're wearing Slipknot masks from the 3rd album. Is this film the same as Super Baby Geniuses? The 8 year old kid BIG boss reminds me of Robo Cop 2 where some Owe-G pimped-out ganster fuck was the BIG boss in that as well, but only much younger. You can't shoot a kid, can you fucker? This is just The Never Ending Story on meth but based on a mantage of kicking only and no flying dogs or rock men! The 5 min mark the kids cock hangs

[7Brett5]

See "The White Dragon" fella? He's Gary Daniels from Ingland! So much for draping himself in the American flag when he was born in the U.K! Fucking idiot! Captain America my ass! He's the same fuck who was in Don the Dragon's "Ring of Fire" (a reference to his burning asshole) He was the guy who got pissed on at Venice beach and said, "Have you got a yen for the beach?" I find myself strangely attracted to this Ninja film. I want to see it. It looks fucking dumb! Tango & Cash BIG jaw fella.

[The3Brett3]

A corn-filled shit in my mouth. A montage to kicking. What, more kicking? More kicking? Another montage of kicking? More kicking? This is hilarious. What, more kicking?

[soulmatesneverdiex]

God I love people ranting about shit movies