Creepy Japanese Crawling Robot

[sixkristen]

Did you know that your hair looks like a dumbass, dumbass.



[MRxVIDEO1]

it looked like she was going to take his temperature rectally

[Anubis557]

The opening to the machine just HAD to be the ass, didn't it?

[TheLeam123]

Yes that's right nurse save this crazy deluded man

[cheeesonator]

Batteries in the ass? MOST GLORIOUS!

[drainocleanser]

Fucking zipper heads...

[dragonworld999]

she stole his ass!!!!

[pop123456pop1234]

i thought they were having sex at 0:25

[mattyfizzle]

The crawling business man idea itself was clever but it's still weird as hell haha.

[timrs2001]

Of course it's in Japan. That's where creepy was invented.

[hamo789]

lol she did surgery on his ass :D

[alexandercs34]

Wow, I honestly love that art piece, its very abstract but very thoughtful. Globalization's effect of making people work their asses off like unmotivated dehumanized machines.

[JJalaskoski]

I-I did not ask for this... Where are my giant mechanical gorilla-arms of doom?

[MaxExActo69]

Japanese have a weird sense of art...

[killphrop]

you change the batterys through the butt?!?

[wayborn1]

[adult swim]

[tommyboy9415]

she's fixing his ass at 0:23

[darkofboss95]

0:35 She took off his ass

[SnowsaCreepa]

lol ive seen this on adult swim XD

[jrs582412]

@SnowsaCreepa Me too! I was wondering where that clip was from lol

[DualcastBahamut]

Of course the batteries are in his butt, not his chest.Good josb japan... Good job.

[DHansen17]

She entered him from behind....

[juankaulitzfan]

Its a black ops crawling zombie

[blobbob22]

one of these needs to go through time square, playing the mition impossible music.

[SunsetSupermanRMB]

Nice combover.

[darksong60]

lol it has a butt xD

[Henty1993]

why?

[ThePrototype609]

why would they put the battery in its ass?

[MADagain321]

@ThePrototype609 to make it go faster?

[0318kent]

does it have a dick?

[marcodacow]

this might sound nasty but i bet the robot liked the hot nurse touchin his butt!

[gaarcemail]

Its good that robots have no feeling, otherwise, he would be quite embarrased, lol.

Daag, very creepy, because he looks so daang real.

[predXator619]

its a TELEMARKETER!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

[mickXfan]

i love the Japanese...

[CoonEyed]

THE JAPANESE HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS. O__________O;

[feetfan1233]

ahhhhh! help! batteries are in my ass! hurry get that screw driver and take it out!

[Ackar29]

weird.......just wierd

[ladygermgerm]

is anyone else distracted by the box in the right corner hahaha

[beastlybob36]

SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL THE CRAWLER SO WE CAN GET TO THE NEXT ROUND OF ZOMBIES!

[loaskokdop]

ITSSSS CHUCKY!!!!

[pokemaster12699]

i like how they feel the need to put underwear on a robot

[ClownMonstaa]

SEE ROBOTS ARE TAKING OVER O_O

[chasejordan]

I can see this put to good use in homes everywhere

[megalon999]

i woke up this morning with that asshole ontop of my wife

[DjSilver118]

wait that was a robot?

[555mohannad]

HOLY SHIT ,, this is a weird ass abomination :S

[NachoRoro100]

That dude tried to feed it

[NavyBlueMegaMan]

@NachoRoro100 LOL I saw that too.

[weirdasian741]

But they left him with a smile, awww

[konfusionxD]

DAMMIT JAPAAAAAAN

[drummergirl2246]

but will it blend?

[jamalibaloch]

That Nurse seriously needed subtitles, I didn't understand a single word comin outta her mouth

[3triplezero0]

@jamalibaloch I'll type what she said. It's not that hard to understand what she's saying if you have keen hearing.

Nurse:Crawling is the soldiers motion in the battle field. The- I would say this is the business soldier. Or like the coporation soldier from companies.

[hazza3]

Well you really dont need the Creepy in the title. Japanese is more than enough.

[benolt123]

ofc its japanese..

[superdspt]

lol

[thingyguy1]

0:36

...Sick.

[Chikunnism]

0:45

Dude, it's a robot. Not a duck. Move along.

[lordofwar674]

of course the battery is in his ass

[gmcglothern]

lol in AU?

[nhankt]

robot cái con khĩư

[nhankt]

robot cái con khĩ

[Conor332211]

WTF, Did some guy just try to feed it at 0:48?

[FakePriest]

@Conor332211 XDDDDDDDDD

[IMtheHAX]

I watch the weirdest shit ever.

[oliverecords]

00:16 FACES

[gpgpgp13322]

lol at 0:46 someone try's to feed him 

[DeltaHardcore]

i dont understand the australian boy nor the japanese women ^^"

[maxlen234]

perfect for scare pranks

[TroyMccluresbreth]

NOW with removable ass plate !!!

[MrPokemonster98]

I swear that thing winked at me

[yourcathatesme]

why are all creepy robots japanese?

[iloveanimalsx33]

at 0:47 is that guy trying to feed the robot??lol.

[theyeahitsusboys]

@iloveanimalsx33 reminds me of buster from arrested development feeding the roomba

[beardog65]

stalker

[TheKidkoy]

if the battery is in his ass....i wonder if theres other things in the wrong places

[kicknetik]

imagine if at the end after talking the nurse open her own butt and everyone realized she's a robot as well.

[killadupa]

0:37 So That's One BIG BATTERY ! In The Wrong Place!

[geetarnut]

There are two things to get from this, other than the basic message of"work/stress/equals war", and they are, 1: if it takes some very smart men (minds) to create a simple robot man, then there has to be an intelligent creator/ master designer that made us! And, 2: we had better stop and really think about "number 1", call it NATURE, call it GOD, it is very humbling indeed! Einstein said, very humbly, by the way, "I see GOD in the details!" Who are we to ignore his words??

[TechnoGlitter2048]

Look everyone, an old man crawling on the ground! Let's take pictures and watch a nurse take a panel off his ass!

[defector25]

mabey its a drunk jap 

[hokeypanty]

It would make a great kids toy....like a rocking horse or something. Saddle him up and off you go.....

[poblo234]

okay to sybolize asian economic crash ... they build a thiry thousand dollar robot

the matinece panel is ... the ass ... why Japan ... why?

[JTF2STRIKER]

zombie crawler!!!!!

[syncrojack]

they should put him in the army to scare the other army XD lol

[MrVOLKNER117]

@syncrojack ITS LIKE THIS.Japanese Guard #1"hey whats that" Japanese Guard #2"i dont know it looks like an old guy crawling" Japanese Guard #1"why is he following that guy" The Guy That The Robot Was Following"HOLY S*** THAT F***ING SCARED ME" American Soldier"AHH HA HA HA that was so f***ing funny.

[Darkriley5]

.. Why?

[Krayonz01607]

Pointless...

[AmericanRabbi]

I thought he was real at first

[demarimiller]

lol i laughed my ass off...like him

[wildvenisson]

When she unscrewed the bum plate, you knew why it had a slight smirk.

[NinjaNaruto81]

LOL.this is japan.

[coacalom]

they will use this shit in the cinemas to scare the shit outta people. especially in movies like ju-on xDD

[delightracardeanne]

.... WHY an elderly business man? Why not Ju-On?

[shisnocommando]

Da battery...Its in its ass...

[breadtacular]

yeah, unfortunately, this usually happens with nurses in japan.

....they stoop down, open up your ass-plate, install a car battery.

I just don't understand Japanese culture.

[bloodhoun138]

LOL, Adult Swim has this as one of their commercials.

[myth0hunter]

Look at the robot's face when the nurse sticks a screwdriver up his ass!

[Spyderything30]

now this is my kind of art!

[Atreo98]

people think its a disabled man

[ShadowHeartization]

damn japan made:

-Giant life size t-rex and dinosaur robots

-singing female robots

-automatic maid

-chiild robot

-random animal robots

WTF wats next??

[jeremy1000100]

maybe they could use him to fix that goddam reactor

[CP1st4eva]

Their like: WTF??

[MynZnusz]

lol!

[shadowofthenever]

It would be on the butt...

[YaoiFanGurlLuver]

theres the singing robot the violinist robot the soccer playing robot now crawling robot...we all gonna die (2012!?!)

[Sutinennn]

He looks like a hobo in a suit...

[zeekyzoid]

nice butt

[XxtheJPxX]

so, soldier crawl on the butterfield? 1:06

[TheDerekPrado]

the batteries always got to be on the butt huh!? XD like sweet life on deck when the robot mosby from the future had a battery on his ass

[olvvvvlo]

What the hell did they do that for?

[munchchewy0]

That would be useful in battle as a distraction...

[amaruisalive]

it kinda looks like a baby in the body of a chinese 50 years old man

[thecryingsoul]

open up the ass to change batteries, i think this robot has got some major design flaws... or perhaps not, i'll be almost like changing some old mans dieper

[dallasloverboy]

the kid looks fake

[syaseigaaaru]

俺も床オナするよ

[hunain2]

LOL did the kid just say " then i thought hes a fag" at 1:00

[blkcnzproductions]

@hunain2

he said fake, but his accent makes it sound like 'fag' haha.

[AndreGDJ]

fake and gay . . . and retarded

[bloc22]

2:25 Now wipe my ass!!

[retrogamerAZAR]

WOW!

[houlmouth]

The Japanese never seize to amaze me #LOL

[TheAman2311]

I saw this on adult swim!

[xXxKUP3CxXx]

i like how the battery is in his ass...

[wingedspycat4]

@xXxKUP3CxXx you noticed too?

[xXxKUP3CxXx]

@wingedspycat4 yup lol

[hillarycvang]

@xXxKUP3CxXx  ikr

[xShinigamixAlucardx]

Anyone else notice his battery is in his ass? or am I the only one that find thats that rather funny?

[hattrickster33]

If only they had this in WWII....

[MrErock72]

@hattrickster33 dude if the japs had robots in WW2 wed be screwed

[beenthere888]

1:09 "Baatttrrllfieeeld"

[Azich43]

@sahaja75 lololololololololololol, funny ;)

[REXXBAILEY]

@sahaja75 THIS IS WAT HAPPENS IF U WORSHIP BIN LADEN. .. EVERYONE OF US LOVES IT U ARE ALONE AND UR GOD IS DEAD AVE FUN.

[reredpaint]

@REXXBAILEY dude this is australia with asians..... and no one worships bin laden imbecile. he WAS a leader and obviously is out of the picture. so get a job, get a life, and buck up cuz you need to find something else to use the bin laden stuff has been old since 2002.

[REXXBAILEY]

@reredpaint YEAH MAY BE U NEED A NICE FAMILY VACATION TO PAKISTAN THEN U'LL KNOW WHO WORSHIPS WAT IN THERE. THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S THE IMBECILE

[washue]

thumbs up if you saw this on [adult swim]

[DraconianSilenced]

It's the Asian robot solid snake

[SanFran001]

in my opinion, this looks more familiar to those crawling soldier toys....

[healnghanz]

They should make the chairman of Tepco who screwed up the Fukoshima plant into a robot like this and let it crawl through tokyo

[Irokangi]

only japanese ppl would do some shit like this



[mrskaterboy677]

that thing come by my house i likk it

[SilverGorillazFan]

Some never recover from the war... XD

[konkerlooby]

if i saw that i would shoot it

[spifful]

wtf was the point in that?

[MegaCoolmon]

if u play black ops zombies: it is a crawler (in zombies)

[L3irus]

They are going to make a robot girl from "The grudge" soon.

[Polaf3456]

LOL! I love how the battery pack is in his ass

[killersushi99]

Business man? No hes just married. We all get around like that after a while.

[Necr0Cys2topsY]

Lmfao, Japan....

[bigyake8909]

somebody please explain to me....wtf is the point of this?

[skater4god]

sweet, in japan when they see a guy crawling, a nurse comes and takes their pants off, i know where im going this summer

[SuperNateclark]

typical place to put a battery for a japanese robot

[ShadowDia]

>_< of all places to unscrew him.

[cortspop]

Why the hell make this?

[mrsbreetanner]

lol she's taking off his ass XD

[lillisa2244]

They took of the butt lol

[Abbytater]

I can't believe there was an ad for Mormonism before this video. BARF. No, science and religion do NOT go together. Jesus Christ.

[EuphoricNightmare]

why would anyone create a crawling robot? its beyond human understanding

[kingtronk]

move over asimo. i will call him... ass-imo

[Heliosx15005]

I didn't understand either of both accents =/

[hellerase]

It`s good for army purposes, You send those to the enemy and the enemy can`t know how is real.

[whatever6235]

0:49

[13scott71]

whats with the nurse's uniform?

[TheiLame]

W. T . F

[headphonic8]

Only from Japan.

[shigshwa]

LOL. At 0:47 the guy tries to give him food.

[TheSim1derful]

@shigshwa HAHAHAHA

Thanks to you I have rewatched 0:47 about forty times. I am crying.

[swiftcool7]

@shigshwa hahahah yes!! he think it was a pet or something

[yoelomar111]

@shigshwa lmao thats what i was about say

[matto09]

in Sydney wtf

[peppersax]

He's a night crawler!

[kelseynsuggs]

imagine that crawling through your house lol

[mackz48]

I think those cameramen were taking pantsu shots of the nurse instead of taking pictures of the old man o_o

[martiniostramoga]

Reminds me at tge crawler zombies from CoD xD

[SergeantBean67]

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