Cops: NC Woman "kept" Mom's Corpse in House

[gastonytHQ]

the daughter is probably a junkie that cared MORE about other things rather than her own family. watta bitch

[BertGriffin88]

Well Christmas just won't be the same without dear old dead mom. She kept waiting for the Republican health care to kick in and save her. Up and 'till they came and carried her off, we never gave up hope. Boehner, Kyl, Sessions, & Cantor said that any day they'd be bringing the health care to her and we believed. Yes we believe, but now it seems to have been all for naught. Mom will be looking down on the Republicans tonight & wishing them all a very Merry Christmas. Good night Republican boyz.

[elspoko]

Just like Psycho.

[keytoothed]

It's about cashing the SS checks. Maybe she couldn't afford the funeral. Who gives a shit?

[arequipa1]

disgusting, this is why humans are worthless beings

[Shangas]

Wow...Ed Gein/Norman Bates, anybody?

[CelticDragon0]

Um, Gein was insane...and he didn't leave the corpses in plain view like that

[Gandhiablo]

My Mothers here with me under the bed.

I drained all her body fluids and replaced them with embalming fluid.

I ate her organs. Mmm Hmm! Especially her heart.

I love my Mother and will never leave her.

I read her bedtime stories before we go to sleep like she did for me for 13 years.

You'd like her too!

Wanna come over and see my room?

[MaladaptiveCatalyst]

i wouldnt even be surprised if you weren't joking

[Gandhiablo]

Only Mother and I know for sure.

It's our little secret.

Can you keep a secret?

Lean closer so I can

CUT YOUR HEAD OFF!!

YOU LEAVE ME AND MOTHER ALONE!!!

[MaladaptiveCatalyst]

sounds like a plan...i'll fill you in for next tuesday, bring the zoloft

[Gandhiablo]

PS

Merry Christmas from Mother and I!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! or HOHOHOHOHO!!!

it;s all a lie

i'm innocent

but my mind is a serial psychotic

The thought police are after me

[therockkkkher]

lawyers keep getting richer, the rest of us poorer

[BlatzAdict]

this is exactly what happened in the movie tideland by terry gilliam

[nobleheight]

Yeah, additional charges for collecting the Security Security money.  Greedy bitch.

[HolyHellPreacher]

Hey, these are tough times. I'm sure they were going to use her SS money for Christmas gifts. How long did they think they could keep a ROTTING CORPSE in their house without someone finding out?!

I suspect foul play. Mama was murdered in the Billiard Room with the Candlestick, by Colonel Mustard.

[Gandhiablo]

You must embalm them and show people postcards from Cleveland she sent.

Foolproof.

I'm doing it!

Doesn't everybody?

[Leonnidik]

They collected her SS Money

[MaladaptiveCatalyst]

they wanted to have one last christmas with ma'ma....Law enforcement has no christmas spirit

[cmbears17]

@MaladaptiveCatalyst  LMAO!

[KirbyPwnz13]

Thats just gross. >.>

[KnightTriple6]

this is like that move "psycho".

[CelticDragon0]

Which was based on Ed Gein

[mapmanic]

What possible good can come of prosecuting the daughter? She's obviously either mentally incompetent or emotionally compromised. Doesn't this show a lack of wisdom, if not compassion. But of course it will keep the lawyers employed.

[mcgaugh57]

Well maybe, but more likely greed. They were probably living off her income and savings.

[mapmanic]

Ah, yes. I didn't think of that.

[manilaenglish]

You're absolutely right, mapmanic. They have no compassion at all.

[ExoneratedUndead]

haha house cleaners ?? tidy??

wow theres fails galore in this story

[Ristar85]

how do ppl live with a corpse in the house?

firstly, it's really creepy.

secondly, it f**king stinks!

[Gandhiablo]

Norman!

Are you spending my retirement check on womans clothes again?!

Yes Mother! I'm sorry!

Please! No Moyher! No!

[Virginssaintsangels]

lol