yeah i'd fuck her. but i wouldn't jizz on her style of comedy ... it wud be rude to show appreciation towards the comedy aspect when all you want to do is cum in her bucket...
she doesn't flick my switches, and doesn't make me laugh, but she makes me want to dirty things...
I think about 95% of women comedians are just horrible too. It's not exactly what they talk about, even though most of them talk about shit that isn't funny, but it is the way they deliver the jokes. It's so awkward. You know when some one says a joke that isn't funny, but they want you to laugh, so they tell it a second time? It always feels like the second time with most girls. However Kristen Schaal, and Kaitlin Olson from Sunny In Philly are two of my favourite comedians all around.
@johngradycole92 yeah i don't know the answer to that either, so your comment is irrelevant. But i can think of several male comedians who don't talk about their dicks in their shows.
@matykoran How is my comment irrelevant? Male comedians talk about what they know, which often includes their perspective on sex and relationships. Women do the same thing. I don't even know why I'm bothering to respond though, because you obviously want to hate women comedians. So go ahead, relish your misogyny. You have heard all women comedians, they all suck, and that's that.
@johngradycole92 it has been noted by many people that its much harder for women to appear funny. I've noticed this myself. it takes a lot for a woman to make me laugh. I'm not sure why exactly, maybe they try too hard, maybe they tend to bitch too much about friends and stuff like that.
but this set Kirstin seems totally at ease and made me laugh a number of times.
that avacoda pit/winston churchhill joke made me laugh so damn hard!!!!!!! "What the fuck is that?!" hahahahahaha........... Can't get over it! Sexy sex, sex dream! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
She pulls off the Sweet Little Girl so well ... love her on the Daily Show too. I think she's the Senior Kristin Schaal Correspondent there or something.
edinburgh is full of troublemakers, children, teenagers kiss each other, touch each other, smoke, drink and intimidate people at the bus stop on busses but nobody can say anything to them. people are frightened of them.police do nothing.most of young girls get pregnant before 17 and most of them get drunk by boys or men and raped.UK government dont care about people anymore because they are too busy to steal people's money.in schools even pupils attack teachers.dont come Edinburgh,it is terrible
Please correct me if I am wrong, but is this the only funny female comedian? Because she is the only female comedian which has made me laugh out loud! :)
Maria Bamford's the best. I'm not too big a fan of Sarah Silverman, though. But no, there are plenty. Lots of people just don't look for em or blow em off because of gender.
Paula Poundstone, for example, for some older stuff. Lots of people seem to like Ellen. Uh, Sara Haskins is pretty much the funniest person I've heard. Mindy Kaling is pretty great. Andy Smith has her moments. These are off the top of my head, but I could give you more funny females if you'd like.
@AidoFeif It is just personal opinion, but I will have a look at some of the people you have said underneath this. I do sort of take back what I said as me and a few others had a little discussion and we came up with a few more, I am thinking stereotypically however as female objectives in language are different to that of men. Women try to mainly tell a story well (in general), whereas men say stories to make others laugh. Obviously this is not always true, but generally...
with the age of the internet you realize comedians aint as funny as u think they are..in the sense of like they only have a limited joke list that they usually do all the time from one show to the next..
quite a few of the jokes she did here i've seen her do in a couple of her other stand ups...
lol...idiot..its not even close to being the same thing....
after seeing this video clip of her ...say i was to go to her show would i really laugh as much as i would've if i hadnt heard or seen the same recycled show???
a comedy show has to have an element of surprise, unfamiliarity etc..for the jokes to work...you can get the same effect when you're familiar with the material...
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Kirstin Schaal...should be Kirstin Stalls. Way to kill the time. Am I right?∞ She can be funny. The potential is there but she needs more material. She has potential in sketch comedy and comedic acting. Her stand up needs more work. I like her.
why does everyone keep havin arguments about if shes good or not jeesus, keep it to urself - plus if u dont like it and u start typing "she's awful" ur kind of puttin urself in the shit there, noone else. Come on ppl GIVE IT A REST, let the power of laughter free us from our prejudices.
What a character she is, Kristen Schaal. She's very funny in a pretty dark and unique way (her "lead in" to bicycle joke is really effective -and the audience is appropriately jolted when she confesses to hitting the guy on the bike - a good setup). I like this comedienne a lot. Her bugeyed "wonder" and creepiness is really different, subversively funny, like a young Ruth Gordon.
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I wanted to, but I just can't get into this at all, if I had a friend like this it'd be amusing and novel every now and then. In fact I do, but she's nowhere near as funny as Schaal is.
I didn't watch this clip, because it came up when I searched for "triceratops sandwich." I don't know why, but that bothered me.
kludgeon 19 hours ago
Her name is not Kirstin. Are you truly a fan?
josephknightcom 2 months ago
@josephknightcom OHHH SHIIIIT!!!! BURN MOTHAFUCKA!!! OUCH
1pizzaparty1 1 month ago
@1pizzaparty1 That comment made me smile.
josephknightcom 1 month ago
bestbians.
milkwhistle 3 months ago 3
I wonder who ended up playing the chubby grocer.
mathenysabrina 3 months ago
"We were BESTBIANS!"
ahahahahahaha
luckysprite7up 6 months ago 4
She reminds me of Maureen Johnson.
ruthixoxo 7 months ago
Did you feel that boob stab? No, that's because my boobs are to big-Kirstin Schaal xD
ManlyAsianDude 7 months ago
she reminds me of maria bamford actually
HasuNekoHina 7 months ago
XD Hahaha Kristen. Her jokes make me laugh then go "WHAT? o_o" at the same time XD
HarrowingWinter 7 months ago
Severely murdered!!
LightShiningBright 7 months ago
Sexiest woman in Hollywood.
wannabetvchef 7 months ago
@wannabetvchef
not sure about that.
DrChristianShepard 7 months ago
I've never seen someone take a purse on stage...
cbizzy08 7 months ago
LOL, bestbians.
technoholic562 8 months ago
i don't feel alone anymore. Only Winston Churchill continued ploughing my avocado.
midgysamurai15 8 months ago
She looks like a 1950's house wife 0.0
squashy22 9 months ago 5
A female comedian that doesn't make me want to shoot myself.At last!
PhilippaDMTW 9 months ago 5
@PhilippaDMTW She makes ME want to shoot myself.. ugh annoying
1234gnrslash 7 months ago
i would absolutely love to fuck her face
symbal777 10 months ago
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yeah i'd fuck her. but i wouldn't jizz on her style of comedy ... it wud be rude to show appreciation towards the comedy aspect when all you want to do is cum in her bucket...
she doesn't flick my switches, and doesn't make me laugh, but she makes me want to dirty things...
im going to say she is funny.
a potential wife.
we will have great children .... im drunk.
im sorry. ignore me..
PimpInDistressTV 10 months ago
@PimpInDistressTV I hate all of you.
birdshot 9 months ago
@birdshot means allot. thanks
PimpInDistressTV 9 months ago
Close your eyes and picture Lousie from Bob's Burgers saying all this
michiyoyoshiku 10 months ago 28
ah....beauty...
Borderlinesss 10 months ago
My kinda goddess.
yashioman 10 months ago
Hahaha she's so awesome. She always tells the kinds of jokes that make me go "hahahaha....whaaat!?"
nosense82 10 months ago
the spelled her name wrong
akidforever92 10 months ago
she is really cute :]
b4ngk0k 10 months ago 4
Female Pee Wee Herman
BullToTheShit 10 months ago
@BullToTheShit Well, which adult theater do you think she'll be caught in?
MrPie455 10 months ago
@vectortutorials very true!
nwLohmann 10 months ago
i love her face O_O
EDDIEinWAR 11 months ago 3
She cute :3
RabidChocobo 11 months ago
her stand up special on comedy central was hilarious.
"..and all of a sudden, my vagina turned into an avocado pit."
dchockeygoali07 11 months ago
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not only is she incredibly NOT funny, she is incredibly ugly as well...
trufiend138 11 months ago
I think about 95% of women comedians are just horrible too. It's not exactly what they talk about, even though most of them talk about shit that isn't funny, but it is the way they deliver the jokes. It's so awkward. You know when some one says a joke that isn't funny, but they want you to laugh, so they tell it a second time? It always feels like the second time with most girls. However Kristen Schaal, and Kaitlin Olson from Sunny In Philly are two of my favourite comedians all around.
buffyrich 1 year ago
love this chick. love her character on conchords.
holyhineyhole 1 year ago
SHE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE BOXXY!!! LIES!
EvokerBunny 1 year ago
"what the fuck is that??" winston churchill
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criseldaprangehkg 1 year ago
has anyone ever seen Kristen Schaal and Julian Casablancas in the same place at the same time?
Hmmmm...
karmatoh8 1 year ago
GET YER TITS OOOT
CasparWilson 1 year ago
Live action movie Betty Boop, starring Kristen Shaal,, ay?
guitargold77 1 year ago
why do all women comedians comment on their vagina or tits and all black comedians comment on their race?
matykoran 1 year ago
@matykoran I hear with comedy you do what you know, and what does Kristen Schaal know better than her vagina?
BobDylan530 1 year ago
@matykoran Why do all male comedians talk about their penises? SAME REASON
johngradycole92 1 year ago
@johngradycole92 yeah i don't know the answer to that either, so your comment is irrelevant. But i can think of several male comedians who don't talk about their dicks in their shows.
matykoran 1 year ago
@matykoran How is my comment irrelevant? Male comedians talk about what they know, which often includes their perspective on sex and relationships. Women do the same thing. I don't even know why I'm bothering to respond though, because you obviously want to hate women comedians. So go ahead, relish your misogyny. You have heard all women comedians, they all suck, and that's that.
johngradycole92 1 year ago
@johngradycole92 I am a women. Another irrelevant comment there from JohnGradyCole92.
matykoran 1 year ago
@johngradycole92 it has been noted by many people that its much harder for women to appear funny. I've noticed this myself. it takes a lot for a woman to make me laugh. I'm not sure why exactly, maybe they try too hard, maybe they tend to bitch too much about friends and stuff like that.
but this set Kirstin seems totally at ease and made me laugh a number of times.
puretroubleman 1 year ago
@matykoran "i don't know the answer to that, so your comment is irrelevant" Logic Fail
sirmrcheese 1 year ago
@sirmrcheese does that make sense?
matykoran 1 year ago
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LucidDream 1 year ago
I live in Edinburgh it is a great city. I have a blog with a lot of information on what there is to do here please have a look if your ineterested.
Jenna88wilk 1 year ago
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She's really cute, but not very funny /: Funnier than most women, sadly.
xWhiteShadowx12 1 year ago
"Bestbians." XDD
Tidde 1 year ago
that avacoda pit/winston churchhill joke made me laugh so damn hard!!!!!!! "What the fuck is that?!" hahahahahaha........... Can't get over it! Sexy sex, sex dream! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
OopsMyPussy 1 year ago 4
She Talks Wan load of pish
fuckoffstupidass 1 year ago
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Fuck You Stupid Fucking MOOOOOOOO
fuckoffstupidass 1 year ago
HAHA! Bumbum...
AnneFiona 1 year ago
MEL.
MuSeMaN1000 1 year ago
She pulls off the Sweet Little Girl so well ... love her on the Daily Show too. I think she's the Senior Kristin Schaal Correspondent there or something.
lucyanneferr 1 year ago 3
shes kind of like a mix between sarah silvermen, lady gaga, and mary poppins
Brysonmdulack 1 year ago 7
@Brysonmdulack and bonnie swanson
stratsb21 1 year ago
@stratsb21 agreed
Brysonmdulack 1 year ago
Its Kristen, not Kirsten.
0ddzZz 1 year ago
Wow. A female comedian that's actually funny.
fingerlickinggood 1 year ago
my vagina turns into a giant avacado HHAHAHAHAHAH man did i lol hard
Jasupi911 1 year ago
She was great!
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That was shit...and pointless.
The only bit that was clever was the "cyclist hit and run" bit.
anthonyshock 1 year ago
@anthonyshock and the bit where she said "it was going better than i ever could have dreamed .... which is kinda ironic"
jayforrester123 1 year ago
Seveeeerely murdered. Lol, I love her.
madmanmoo2 1 year ago
edinburgh is full of troublemakers, children, teenagers kiss each other, touch each other, smoke, drink and intimidate people at the bus stop on busses but nobody can say anything to them. people are frightened of them.police do nothing.most of young girls get pregnant before 17 and most of them get drunk by boys or men and raped.UK government dont care about people anymore because they are too busy to steal people's money.in schools even pupils attack teachers.dont come Edinburgh,it is terrible
sivascorummarasmhp 1 year ago
@sivascorummarasmhp you're a gimp
doooooofman07 1 year ago 2
Kristen Schaal is not even slightly funny. Try Maria Bamford, she does it so much better.
BroWhatever 1 year ago
@BroWhatever I just googled her and seen a video, you are so right!!! Thanks for introducing me to her man, love you! XD
anthonyshock 1 year ago
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whimsicalfuel58 1 year ago
We were bestbians!
milkwhistle 1 year ago
How impressive do you have to be to pull off doing a stand-up routine while stuffing your face with donuts and still being awesome?
HomerHedgey 1 year ago
"severely murdered" Great bad use of adverb, I love beer and she's pretty funny
truckstophandjob 1 year ago
"and Winston Churchill's like "What the fuck is that?!?""
XD I love her
Szaam 1 year ago 4
shes the only funny comedian
kingddd133 2 years ago
Please correct me if I am wrong, but is this the only funny female comedian? Because she is the only female comedian which has made me laugh out loud! :)
johnnyfezzer 2 years ago 7
Sarah Silverman and Maria Bamford have their moments, but other than that... yeah shes the only funny one.
MyDogsNameIsTedBundy 2 years ago
@MyDogsNameIsTedBundy
Maria Bamford's the best. I'm not too big a fan of Sarah Silverman, though. But no, there are plenty. Lots of people just don't look for em or blow em off because of gender.
Paula Poundstone, for example, for some older stuff. Lots of people seem to like Ellen. Uh, Sara Haskins is pretty much the funniest person I've heard. Mindy Kaling is pretty great. Andy Smith has her moments. These are off the top of my head, but I could give you more funny females if you'd like.
AidoFeif 2 years ago
@johnnyfezzer
You are wrong.
AidoFeif 2 years ago
@AidoFeif It is just personal opinion, but I will have a look at some of the people you have said underneath this. I do sort of take back what I said as me and a few others had a little discussion and we came up with a few more, I am thinking stereotypically however as female objectives in language are different to that of men. Women try to mainly tell a story well (in general), whereas men say stories to make others laugh. Obviously this is not always true, but generally...
johnnyfezzer 2 years ago
@johnnyfezzer what, in the world?
TyrannySue 1 year ago
@johnnyfezzer Maria Bamford? But yeah they're rare
ace6255 6 months ago 3
@johnnyfezzer sarah silverman. purty funny.
collegoflustandfear 6 months ago
@johnnyfezzer I feel the same way! I have laughed out loud many times, especially in "Flight of the Conchords".
thecuckookid 5 months ago
@johnnyfezzer You obviously haven't seen Sarah Milican you collosal sexist.
MrCharlieTwist 4 months ago 2
@MrCharlieTwist It may sound sexist but I assure you I am not. And sorry, Sarah Millican does nothing for me :/ Just personal taste I suppose.
johnnyfezzer 4 months ago
Um....all comics do that. Every audience doesn't get a new set of jokes.
AncientItalianSecret 2 years ago 55
with the age of the internet you realize comedians aint as funny as u think they are..in the sense of like they only have a limited joke list that they usually do all the time from one show to the next..
quite a few of the jokes she did here i've seen her do in a couple of her other stand ups...
dopemcee 2 years ago
Well they can't write new material for every show they do. XD
Dandramere 2 years ago 6
you mean on 20 date tours across the UK they don't do a different 90 minute show every time? fucking slackers!
555hugs 2 years ago 63
I almost didn't pick up on the sarcasm, well played ;)
Arceupins 2 years ago
yeah...its like how the radio made you realise musicians arnt as musical as you think they are.
guildfordmystic 2 years ago 2
lol...idiot..its not even close to being the same thing....
after seeing this video clip of her ...say i was to go to her show would i really laugh as much as i would've if i hadnt heard or seen the same recycled show???
a comedy show has to have an element of surprise, unfamiliarity etc..for the jokes to work...you can get the same effect when you're familiar with the material...
dopemcee 2 years ago
god shes so cute and funny :D
my brothers girlfriend kinda looks like her ^_^
Estilum 2 years ago 5
so are you gonna go fuck ur brother's girlfriend? creepZter :/
im watching you
horsesrackem 2 years ago
@horsesrackem
jsut because I think someone or something is cute it dosnt mean I want to fuck them
I bet you think puppy's are cute
but of course you wouldn't want to have sex with a puppy right?
i guess according to your logic you would..
I'm watching YOU >;o
Estilum 2 years ago
the castle joke was hilarious!
cannon420cra 2 years ago 2
Omg was she there this year cause we saw her in the gardens!!!!!!!!!
stylishsid 2 years ago
very funny
spursbackpacker 2 years ago
lol. she is hilarious.
krzbug999 2 years ago
She's so cute
ninenyne9 2 years ago
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Kirstin Schaal...should be Kirstin Stalls. Way to kill the time. Am I right?∞ She can be funny. The potential is there but she needs more material. She has potential in sketch comedy and comedic acting. Her stand up needs more work. I like her.
rotarydialz 2 years ago
why does everyone keep havin arguments about if shes good or not jeesus, keep it to urself - plus if u dont like it and u start typing "she's awful" ur kind of puttin urself in the shit there, noone else. Come on ppl GIVE IT A REST, let the power of laughter free us from our prejudices.
babycapone92 2 years ago 2
am i right, am i right, im right, right? Am i right??
01kaluks 2 years ago
fucking hilarious
YourRollinRocks 2 years ago 2
What a character she is, Kristen Schaal. She's very funny in a pretty dark and unique way (her "lead in" to bicycle joke is really effective -and the audience is appropriately jolted when she confesses to hitting the guy on the bike - a good setup). I like this comedienne a lot. Her bugeyed "wonder" and creepiness is really different, subversively funny, like a young Ruth Gordon.
djbulldognyc 2 years ago 7
"severely murdered"
MAZayer 2 years ago 3
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Didn't laugh once. She's hot, but she couldn't do stand-up to save her life. Stick to acting, I say.
XionXi 2 years ago
some people just don't know humor
See: Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia
rwarzor 2 years ago
seriously, carlos mencia?
pleasedontask 2 years ago 2
And he said Dane Cook!! Hahahaha. Guy has the personality of a rock.
surfbum5412 2 years ago 2
I'd say if you don't like her, you don't know humour
LittleHengler 2 years ago
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medicore and uninspired just delivered in a funny accent
gushoodwink 2 years ago
5:09 - 5:18 is seriously the best line EVERRRRR
Mariel415 2 years ago
She is the best part of Flight of the Conchords. i love this women, shes funny as fuck.
matman283 2 years ago 8
wasn't expectomg that to be as funny as it was
charliesyellow 2 years ago
probably the only funny female comedian.... It's like she realized that female comedians shouldnt just talk about their every day life
itscurbe 2 years ago 3
yeah, or their periods, i'm so sick of it!
it's like every female comedienne goes 'so you all know about periods'...
its so annoying
zandersharp04 2 years ago
now you know how we feel watching dane cook.
graaar 2 years ago 7
i looked at your video on the 'glass cieling' women face.
i think you overlooked the fact that people feel protected by their anonymity(?)
i'm only 15, but there's another side you left out
zandersharp04 2 years ago
there are no male comediennes
mgrh001 2 years ago
look into maria bamford and jen kirkman, there are many more gooduns. maria is one of my favorite comedians.
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bankinmark 2 years ago
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look at me im a grown woman with a 'wacky' helium accent and silly girl/woman clothing. and THAT'S why women arent funny!!!
galactrons 2 years ago
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she's too old for a dress that length.or is she going for,as MANY female comdians do,the crazy/wacky look?
galactrons 2 years ago
it goes with her hair, and her mary janes it's vintage and it looks really great on her
cosmolilly 2 years ago 2
what are you talking about
flashfan2 2 years ago
not funny, sorry.
cutterschoicenotmine 2 years ago
It's OK. Some people find it funny and that's all that matters.
matman283 2 years ago
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if that is her real voice then she has my sympathy.if its an affected 'comedy' voice,then she needs to rethink the path of her comedy.
ewokdisco 2 years ago
you're a dick head
jc4478 2 years ago
i am incredibly attracted to this woman
Antichocolate 2 years ago 75
YES ME TOO
LEdHeadW 2 years ago
Whats wrong with you!
NHL07DS 2 years ago
@Antichocolate i know right?
nyne9998 1 year ago
@Antichocolate like a mix of Lucille Ball and Regina Spektor!
TheCherryBomber1 1 year ago
lol, Great Comic. Awesome!
CaptainSatisfactory 2 years ago 2
brilliant. shes definitely got her own voice as a comedian
heartyhoopz1184 2 years ago 4
"My vagina turned into an avacado pip"
XD
furyplum44 2 years ago 5
avocado pit, not pip
argtunu 2 years ago
There's just something about her . . .
Great comedic timing as well.
jimithingjames 2 years ago
did she ever get the part cos id watch it
jonsey155 2 years ago
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Would be funnier if she didnt do the same show constantly
earthtoincubus 2 years ago
yeah well that's what stand-up comedians do..
scorchoman 2 years ago 3
man she is awesome!!!! i cant imagine her as anyone else but mel though hahah
BECKIANDSOPH 2 years ago 3
I loooove mel :)
2426835 2 years ago
she reminds me of regina specktor
offilia18 2 years ago 7
lol i love her lol
dandaman58uk 3 years ago
shes freaking adorable xD
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Wasn't a big fan of this. I can't get into female comedians. The only funny part was the vagina avocado, and that was hilarious!
Wasabi831 3 years ago
It's *Kristen* dammit
SirCosmoBonsor 3 years ago 2
Very funny stuff.
J23P33B08 3 years ago
Kirstin/Kristen, it's all the same
J23P33B08 3 years ago
Hahahahah xD
I never expected to find her funny but she is.
Lmaoo.
Vickyefisher 3 years ago 2
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I wanted to, but I just can't get into this at all, if I had a friend like this it'd be amusing and novel every now and then. In fact I do, but she's nowhere near as funny as Schaal is.
Havencheese 3 years ago
yay mel
playalover23 3 years ago
hahaha...bestbians.
dreadiedan 3 years ago 4
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id love to see her vagina- 4 real
kurtc0841n 3 years ago
am i right?
:P
Hanster7705 3 years ago
Only truly funny female comedian that i have ever seen. she is wicked:P I love flight of the conchords:P
Robespierre354 3 years ago 7
my best friend says he gets the heebee geebees from that girl. I find her to be completely hilarious.
khybor 3 years ago
squeaky swearing is a bit wrong
edstercw 3 years ago
That was so good!
QuiltMaster 3 years ago 2
BESTBIANS
whyistomejonesorange 3 years ago 9
omg i lost it when she stuffed the doughnuts in her mouth.
foccha 3 years ago 2
She is adorable.
I'm so adopting her:)
<3
guccilittlehoo 3 years ago 4
She is hilarious!
mattmo2007 3 years ago 2