Denis Leary ASSHOLE

[FlammableKing]

Biff: Hey, McFly! Why'd ya make 28 accounts to dislike my favorite song by my favorite singer!

Marty: He's an Asshole!

[rickeymariu1]

Im going to get myself a 1967 catalac convertable hot pink with wahle skin hubcaps and all leather cow interor. Hell yeah

[OneParticleCharged]

Leary = PLAGIARIZER.

How does this unoriginal obvious thief live with himself? I understand why he has fans...because people are blind and have no regard for authentic art. People are ignorant & stupid and don't know genuine from fake even if you show it to them. But him, Dennis Leary, how does he live with himself????????? Knowing that he stole his ENTIRE PERSONA from Bill Hicks. The public don't know-so he has fans...but he knows. Low life hack thief! Real artists don't steal they originate.

[404noko]

@OneParticleCharged Get a life man. If I have a bag full of marbles representing every possible personality someone can grow up with, and I repeat this for every child born, are you saying it is entirely impossible for me to pull out the same marble twice?

[OneParticleCharged]

@404noko white noise

[deckbose]

@OneParticleCharged Yes, it's amazing, because I never heard two comedians do a riff on the same gag. It's absolutely stunning!

[OneParticleCharged]

@deckbose Not talkin riff here, we're talkin WHOLE PERSONA.

[deckbose]

@OneParticleCharged Considering Leary and Louis CK performed together on the Boston comedy circuit in the 80s (where I went to high school and was a fan of both of them), it's not surprising that they may have influenced each other. But charging Leary with plagiarizing Louis to the point where he shouldn't be able to sleep at night just strikes me as little excessive.

[OneParticleCharged]

@deckbose You need to re-read my original comment. I am talking about how Leary stole BILL HICKS' persona. Making yourself look silly is easy to avoid, sometimes all it takes is reading carefully.

[deckbose]

@OneParticleCharged Yes, you're absolutely right, I read the comment below yours that said Leary stole it from Louis CK and thought you were expanding on that. Which makes your comment about persona even sillier. For all of Hicks' brilliance, his deadpan demeanor was almost entirely antithetical to the overt aggressiveness of Leary. Hicks could get worked up, it's true, but his style was mostly sardonic while Leary is mostly challenging and in your face.

[OneParticleCharged]

@deckbose You like him u like him. Think he's funny, u think he's funny. We're free. I've already stated that I understand why he has fans. The man stole Bill Hicks' jokes word for word. The Jim Fix health nut bit not to mention the whole I smoke 12 packs, go through 2 lighters a day & dying at the end of the routine. Call him funny, that's subjective. Call him in your face. Call him challenging. But, he's not original. It's easy to be a showman with someone else's material. Hicks wrote jokes.

[deckbose]

@OneParticleCharged Word for word! Well, that's another matter. I assume you can provide links to support that. If so, I would agree with you fully. I have no patience for outright theft. But that is, of course, different than stealing someone's demeanor. And much worse, I might add. Please, expand!

[bwc3821]

@deckbose /watch?v=gE4sK_yYtGQ

[deckbose]

@OneParticleCharged See, I have heard Leary talk about smoking. Plenty, in fact. But I have never heard any routine about Jim Fixx. So. please, OPC, educate me.

[OneParticleCharged]

@deckbose U know, in re-reading my original post I have to say I think you are right, I was a bit over harsh in my criticism of Leary fans. It was too much and I agree it went along way to making me look less intelligent. I just have lots respect for genuine artists that when I see a rip off artist it gets under my skin. People are free, as I am, to like and dislike whomever they want without being told they are stupid for it. As far as Leary living with himself, I'm sure it's not hard for him.

[writingstoner]

Apparently he stole this bit from Louis CK.

[BeyondLame]

I'm a dick.

[HORSIENUTS]

HA NICE PARODY TheKipKadillac

[HORSIENUTS]

YEA WE GOT THE BOMBS LOL!!!!!!!!

[thaaran11]

The "Troll" anthem :D

[rabbithog]

god damn kerry thief, its no wonder you never got a licence to be a tailor, you would only steal the material, asshole

[elisha2807]

now everybody sing the fucking song or you do it to!

[robertsshawnm]

AVOLITION

[ArticulatingMadnessY]

This is almost as good as the Chipmunk's version.

[JakeJodoin]

I am NOT an asshole. I LIKED this video lol ;D

[Ceka112]

@JakeJodoin no one cares.

so did 796 people.

[JakeJodoin]

@Ceka112 good for them. I care lol ;P

[FreemanicParacusia]

24 people are making handicapped faces.

[theangelofanarchy13]

i love denis leary for this very song and much more

[killerwhale991]

im an asshole...

[5trobemusic]

aVo much?

[NegativeFlames]

thumbs up if you got here by typing in 'asshole' in the search bar

[hulkinator100]

I thumbed this down, denis leary is a fucking hack who is only famous because he stole basically his whole act from an actually funny comedian(bill hicks), and he stole this bit from louis ck. if you dont believe me look up "Denis Leary ripped off "I'm An Asshole". fuck leary, the piece of shit!

[reivenlocke]

@hulkinator100

Don't mind me...I'll just smile, nod, and give you the vapid agreement you seek.

[chriscaperz]

@hulkinator100 HEY ASSHOLE ALL COMEDIANS TAKE FROM EACH OTHER QUIT SUCKING COCK LONG ENOUGH TO REALIZE UR THE ASSHOLE,OH YEAH SHUT THE FUCK UP MOVE TO NEW YORK AND MARRY UR BOYFRIEND QUEER!!!!

[reivenlocke]

He got rid of the "wipe my mouth with the American Flag" part when performing the song live.

[MessengerOfDreams]

@reivenlocke ...but that was the best part!

[DudeinGA]

Denis Leary sounds sorta like David Lowery from Camper Van Beethoven/Cracker on this song.

[Haygirl345]

"Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces

While handicapped people

Make handicapped faces."

Favourite part!

[TheKipKadillac]

I kick little kittens, and shoot baby birds. I go up to minorities and say racist words. I say Fuck John Lennon, and forward the hate. I go to Chemotherapy and say Cancer is Great! A girl gets raped and I laugh in her face. I tell the crippled, that they are a disgrace. I go to rehab, and get really high. I go to children hospitals and say YOU WILL ALL DIE! In front of the homeless I throw away my meal. I walk into churches and say YOUR GOD'S NOT REAL! I'm an asshole, a real fuckin asshole

[Monarch730]

@TheKipKadillac whos words are those? yours? thats fucking hilarious

[TheKipKadillac]

@Monarch730 Yes and Thank you! even tho there has been people copy and pasting this on other videos as their own which sucks. But thanks again!

[chriscaperz]

@TheKipKadillac UR NOT FUNNY

[TheKipKadillac]

@chriscaperz Yes I am

[chriscaperz]

@TheKipKadillac creative but your not an asshole your an idiot,with to much time between playing ps3 and jerking off cuz you dont have a girlfriend and your mom hates you and your dad molested you!

[TheKipKadillac]

@chriscaperz LOL all of that PLUS I have AIDS.

[OhYesWhipMeBaby]

@chriscaperz hey you really are an asshole!

[BTBHSOHBOY]

@TheKipKadillac You are my hero

[MrDeadAtheist]

@TheKipKadillac I love you...

[MrSteelsurfer]

Those 22, they're the true assholes. I salute you sirs.

[1976chrisc]

I see 22 assholes dont like this video!

[velvetsnape]

"While handicaped people make handicaped faces." LMAO! X D Gets me everytime...

[prorok1991]

@velvetsnape same here!

[rainranda5]

The pop up ad on this page is should Obama do something about rising gas prices. OMG that is PRICELESS!! Its to fitting

[SettingMoonWitch]

This song should be in every American man's theme song.

[asmerking]

i wont a cuban cigar...

[TheDrunkenHer0]

My new years resolution was to be an asshole

[7466nuts]

@CpPlus3000 wow same i searched thinking my ex wife was going to pop up , but no this song lol.

[crazyputo]

@CpPlus3000

huh?

[Corwin10291978]

So the pop up add I get when this loads? Free bible app for your iPod... on the Asshole song... Somewhere even God's laughing.

[Ryanier128]

Like if your an asshole and American

[melikemetals]

I listen to metal on my ipod on full volume on trains, and refuse to "turn that stuff down a little mate" when asked

[NatureGnome]

i drove 10 mph under the speed limit, on a one lane road, infront of a ferrari. :)

[TheBlakeWilliamson]

Handicap people make handicap faces. haha.

[2020starman]

dennis is spelled like this you asshole

[HellsCowBoy666]

@2020starman Dennis \d(en)-nis\ as a boy's name is pronounced DEN-iss. It is of Greek and English origin, and the meaning of Dennis is "follower of Dionysius". also spelled Dennis

from thinkbabynames(dot)com

[mrpartypooper100]

this is my freinds uncle lol!!!

[skyqueen3]

Heh, Cartman at the end just makes this so much more epic. :D

[sledhill]

I just pissed on a toilet today. It felt like victory.

[SuperToother]

@BobLawblaw31 ahahahahahahaha

[4cellar2door0]

@Ronducular Suck my fucking dick, anonymous internet coward that hides behind a screen.

[GamerzPro1231]

@4cellar2door0 troll

0/10

really should try harder

[4cellar2door0]

@GamerzPro1231 Good thing I'm being entirely serious.

If you had an emotional reaction, that's not my fault.

Doesn't make me a troll.

You should really try harder.

At troll detection.

[DasShurikenRoy]

@4cellar2door0 you're an asshole yodi yo-oh yodi oh-oh!

[Jrski710]

@4cellar2door0 WOW. Really? He is the coward that hides behind his screen? Go back to your fucking trailer park you hick.

[mprime2003]

he cant sing. i hate this fag. lol

[4cellar2door0]

Oh and by the way Mr. Leary, if I EVER happened to see you "wipe [your] mouth with an American flag", it would be the last thing you ever do in your excuse for a life.

I love how right after you say you'd wipe your mouth with our countries flag, you say "there's nothing you can do about it 'cause we got the bombs".

Correction: our military has the bombs, and when you wipe your mouth with our flag, they wont be nuking someone who's breaking your ribs for it.

Pray we don't meet, Leary. Pray it.

[Lumberingoaf75]

@4cellar2door0 Haha. LOL @you, cuz' you're a putz. Oh, and this song was recorded back in '93. Back then, Louis CK wasn't anybody, certainly not a songwriter. So-- no, Leary didn't steal it. I have to go now, I just spilled my coffee while I was laughing at you, and I have to go find an American flag to wipe it up with. It's okay, though... it was made in China.

[Jrski710]

@4cellar2door0 Shut up you redneck piece of shit. It's called a JOKE IN A SONG.

[sobeita]

@4cellar2door0 I won't be one of the ones to scream 'Troll!' or curse you out for writing something like that, but seriously, a flag doesn't make our country what it is. The design on our flag is symbolic for the things that we stand for, but at the end of the day, the flag itself is just a piece of fabric. I'd like to think we're more than that.

Mr. Leary, on the other hand, wasn't singing his autobiography to us. He was singing about the asshole in all of us, while epitomizing it lyrically.

[4cellar2door0]

Thumbs up if you know Leary is a cocksucker who stole this from Louis CK.

When your most famous piece of material is stolen, you know you're a sack of shit.

Louis CK told me to tell Denis to SUCK A BAG OF DICKS!

[Jrski710]

@4cellar2door0 How old are you, 10? Get a life and learn to grow the fuck up.

[TimBrownbread]

17 people have sat in my piss in a public toilet.

[drnkinirish]

17 people are assholes for disliking this

[TheGmodGirl]

@drnkinirish 21 now

[elisha2807]

@drnkinirish i'm gonna make them go to mcdonalds order dead shark head sandwich make them wipe thier damn mouths and if those fucking assholes dont do it there jobs will in the trashcan of god they climb out fants cause thats what they get for being a fucking asshole illl blow up thier cars by make the wrost thing yes a animal car ill drive it they call the cops miilatary andthey cant do a damn thing about it you know why cause we got the bombs and thier singer john wayan ha a s s h o l e!

[travelsonic]

Some old crab told me to watch my language when I said the word "fuck" - I then made sure all the explictives were thrice as loud as the rest of the words in my sentences just to piss her off.

[skyknight1234]

hey im an asshole too! i took down a rack in walmart to see them clean it up =o

[966mustang]

real asshole's will kick the non asshole's in the head

[tonymonopoly11]

i hate this reminds me of my ex. shes an asshole for dumping me. she use to listen to this.

[nicholasrmadman]

this song was made for me,, i love it,,

[LEDanimator]

Karkat Vantas's theme song. :U

[ToxicMayo9]

Denis Leary.... what a fucking thief

[DarthJoshReturns]

17 assholes didn't like this video.

[mcarp5595]

@DarthJoshReturns thats funny as s***

[SparrowGTA]

I'm an asshole to everyone actually.... ):

[CHOOSINGTOBEME1956]

I f'in LOVE this song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pyrotech312]

im an asshole an im proud of it

[21136juliet]

THIS SONG GOES OUT TO IROKOPARTNERS &NOLLYWOODLOVE ..ASSHOLES!!

[mcarp5595]

I make handicapped faces

[adyboss10]

fuck vevo man! thanks for uploading dude!

[kingretard100]

17 people arn't ass holes lol

[codern]

@kingretard100 no they're just the real assholes!

[MrWilliamak]

Hello, my name is William and I park in handicap spaces.

I am an asshole.

[tayjrich]

im an asshole

[blissfullyignorant86]

if it wasn't for that stupid south park part at the end this video would be good.

[myshakaka]

oh my god. this was my favourite song when i was four(: xx

[ebuhkary]

thumbs up if u search for "asshole" and u ended up with this

[LEDanimator]

LOLOLOL

[FumanchuBros]

2:55 to 4:05 was Bush's Presidential speech.

[astalivista121]

YES IM AN ASRSHOLE AND PROUD OF IT

[MissMeghmet]

i love this!!

[percibethrocks]

BYAKUYA KUCHIKI!!!!!!

[xXshutterxX]

@percibethrocks thats random lol :D

[followfollow162]

two words: nuclear f*ckin' weapons.

[Hassler247]

15 people are actually assholes

[smallmann94]

@Hassler247 agreeged but who isnt sometimes

[KingAvarice1]

This is gonna play at my funeral

[AshAriVideos03104]

@KingAvarice1 LMFAO thats sick(:

[disturbing123456]

15 people are vegitarians

[mcarp5595]

Im a big asshole heheh

[ShiftyWhiteBoy]

lolololololollolololololololol­ololololololol

[stanleythedoggy]

"i hate you guys"

cartmen rocks

[TheTigerspecial]

epic song "period"

[molemanninethousand]

Is the South Park part at the end actually part of the song?

[Diocletian249]

@molemanninethousand nah dawg

[Filksinger]

@molemanninethousand

No, it is a useless add on.

[zammylot]

@molemanninethousand No, but it's still funny.

[recklessrebel74]

i go out of my way to be an asshole 24/7

[ahobogunner]

asshole

[RonaiHenrik]

lol at the end :D:DD

[MontyKyro]

Literally describes me in every way possible!

[gnoff12]

love this song



[BarebackRider01]

I'm an assholeee!!!!! He's the assholeee!!!!!

[sagnowski]

I use public toliets and I piss on the seat!

[BarebackRider01]

@sagnowski YOUR AN ASSHOOOOLE!!!!!!!

[ARainbowInTheDark]

This song plays when my dad calls me. X3

[maceikobrandon83]

Denis Leary shoulda started a punk rock band. I love this song, it makes me feel good inside! A-S-S-H-O-L-E

[Mad1093]

The internet is good asshole practice.

[Thunderbird457]

@COLTCOMANDER you must live in the south? whats it like down there racist asshole?

[kevinleversee]

I remember this album, man I needed this song today.

[TwillightMoon]

@turtelyturtleclub That's not the feeling of being an asshole, that's the feeling of you having a cock shoved up your ass.

[the21guns1]

LMFAO

nuff said

[logsgood]

lol



[vipmd]

Thumbs up if youre an asshole

[lizerdspherex]

@vipmd  How bout a special finger?

[7466nuts]

@vipmd thumbs up your asshole .

[Stonegolem42]

@7466nuts If my asshole what? What about my asshole?

[abvp257]

@vipmd real assholes would thumb you down!

[MonkeyBoy2194]

@bathroommonkey76 - that's the spirit you asshole! xD

[apphouse50]

Oh good, a song about the Tea Party. Finally!

[littlemommy928]

Snaps (wt)

[XxXxDaDa]

Song about my life.

[Rambler4ever1]

LOL I likes... But I do not park in handicap places inless my girl pull out the card too... LOL does that makes us both one

[marty9642000]

nuff said

[whatthefuck386]

@KWACKnockedShrimp yes that is true, but is there something wrong with that?

[kidscotch39]

How about this heat?

[Diocletian249]

when i was in highschool i sang this song for a talent show and got a few saturday schools, was so worth it. One of the best feelings ever.

[zosothedestroyer]

@Diocletian249 haha thats fucking badass

[jkiller832]

Ever feel like this??????

[gregdullirocks]

love denis leary <3<3<3

[valmart49]

Thanks for putting the unedited version on. It really isn't the same edited. Leary should never be edited!!

[evan669]

@KWACKnockedShrimp lol its so true