Nikki States The Facts

[jinjoscar]

Wait... Are you Robert's sister? Or am i confusing you with someone else...? >_>

[diegooespinozaa]

ure funny and really pretty i like you.

greetings from Mexico!

[NikkiJonas13]

i never peed and farted and the same time or sharted hahah.

[dayvidieos]

Yeah you drink that coke!

[1AeroForce1]

bump

[iDudeTama]

O_O

[HBKanedge818]

Your so down to Earth, REALLY sexy plus you like Doritos & Coke (My favorite junk foods as well)!!!!!. Your a DREAM!

[beyoncelova4life]

@HBKanedge818 lol i bet ur a vid game freak too.... u fantasize about gurls lyk this.... u wish u could have a gurl lyk her... but u cant because ur gurlfriend doesnt lyk gurls lyk that... so u dump her... then try to compliment her so that shell come to yoo.... yea i kno wat ur doin.....

[HBKanedge818]

@beyoncelova4life

Wow. I think I lost a shit load of brain cells trying to read your comment!. Yeah, i am a video games freak, due to having social phobia, I never had a girlfriend.

[Spondoo]

Well, to cover up the splashback throw some toilet paper in before taking a shit, works 100% of the time.

My biggest problem is when someone farts around me and I try not laugh like a maniac, like on the bus or in a line up cause everyone will just look at me like I'm crazy.

[miaduff]

ladys and gentleman, this is... the truth.

[DizzyRasta]

what's up with everyone talking about dicks down there? ._.

well.

anyways.

nice vid xD

[PSYCHOPATHICKLOWN1]

agreed 100% :D

[BenIsVerySketchy]

That was, awsssum...

[MortalKombat773]

Soo... you are kind of my role model now XD!!!

[Laroque95]

You are definitely open-minded. Yet sooo true. :) I loved it, ahaaaa

"clenched her little butt cheeks, walked over to the microphone.." LOL..

Don't change. :)

[DJDVNO]

you impressed the hell out of me (sorry for all the comments)

[DJDVNO]

Doritos with cheese wiz??? I wanna try that :D

[DJDVNO]

AHAHAH I learned a great life lesson today XD

[saul1928]

you're very, very fuckable

[craziumguy]

I love you.

[Steven707]

@craziumguy everything is bigger in texas, giant wieners everywhere

we can't compete with our wieners

[rawness90]

You're fer sure my hero for the day.

(:

haha.

[Evilx008xturkey]

haha. this video says it how it is :D

[TheSuperBlackMan]

Things Go Better With Coca-Cola! Farts go better with Coca-Cola!

[will2k123]

I hate it when I'm in public and I sneeze so hard that I fart at the same time.

[NikkizAliceProd]

LMAO

[will2k123]

The only redeeming thing about it is the loudness of the sneeze, covers up the sound of the fart.

[ineedawater]

i love this sing. and those are some nice facts. lot of ppl are too afraid to state those truths. good for you

[RecentFuture]

Oh my god! A woman talking about shitting and farting!?

SO EDGEY!

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[Fanatism]

Just put paper in the toilet before taking that shit :D thus no splashing!

And now the creepy internet-stalker part: You sure do remind me of Katie Jarvis from the "Fish Tank" movie somehow, which also depicts a family I could almost imagine as the benfers. :] Do check it out!

[xXJOSHY59Xx]

ur awesome u fully jst made a video about farts nd shit, subbed!

[twistedenjoyment]

okay theres extreme, and then theres chris crocker exfreme. make a guess. still i think ur pretty funny (pretty AND funny)

[defeaterofgames]

But i have sex with that part Sigh!

[defeaterofgames]

Buttsex :D ???

[defeaterofgames]

:O GIrls Dont fart!!

[Dismae]

Haha, Nikki, I love you! This is awesome.

[NikkizAliceProd]

I love you too!!!

[durane42]

Farts smell bad, but queefs are just air. They only smell as bad as the vagina they come out of. Also, if you time it right, you can jog through the store and let out a little fart with every footfall to cover up the sound, and since you keep moving the smell gets dispersed all around. inb4 cool story bro

[NikkizAliceProd]

Thanx dad

[DontEatTheFish73]

this video made me cry. i don't know what's real anymore.

[AndyTheAnarchist]

To answer one of your questions, every guy is different. Some find it nasty when girls quiffs, others get off on it, and people like Iron360 find humor in it. I pretend not to hear it so it won't make it awkward. about 3 thrusts later, it will be forgotten. haha!

[gladosbaddass]

you are so honest queefs are hot

[HellKnight20]

Next time I see someone watching a Miss America contest I'm gonna point out that farting thing XD

[meggersk]

lol. this made me laugh, because it's all true.

[IR0N360]

When a girl qweefs, i can't help but lmao.

It ruins the moment lol. It's just too funny.

[IR0N360]

Ugh i hate the water splashing thing, its so nasty' i don't want toilet water inside my ass!

Another thing i hate is having my penis inside the toilet while taking a shit. So i just kinda hold in my hand while i do my business LOL!

i even hate when it touches the toilet seat!

[AndyTheAnarchist]

LMFAO!!!!!!!! Man, just put some toilet paper on the area where the penis makes contact with the seat! it'll be nice and warm. XD

[WAATUPLEON123]

lol

[aimeebaines]

thi reminded me of Shimmycocopuffsss

[NikkizAliceProd]

No idea what or who that is, but yeah, awesome

[miagrace123]

"You just got done takin' a shit, you're not pretty and cute"

[gstraz840]

Hahahahhahaa, omg i was just talking about the taking a shit and water splashing in your asshole thing with someone a couple of days ago, no lie. God thats weird.