The Funniest Sayings Ever!

[crazymofo36]

Lame-___-

[huffguppie]

howz about..."a penny for your thoughts....and please honey....ihave no change"

[ScreamoZombieAssasin]

You, sir, cannot draw whatsoever.

[FlaminMoney81]

wtf is this peice of shit

[coolguywithbrownhair]

roses are purple

violets are blue

this poem makes no sense

potato

[onedolpin]

dark side beware... we hav waffles....

[iloveyouuuu93]

i felt embarrased for you

[STFU603]

fucking retard how old are you like nothing??

[poopieflys]

your just jealous because the voices are talking to me... thats mine

[AndImLikeROAR]

not funny at all

[tresisawesome]

looked at dislike bar,posted this,and went to the next video

[TheKKKAYLA22]

OMG HAHAH THT IS SO FUNNY HAHAHA .... THAT DISLIKE BAR CRACKS MEH UP HAHAH

[cheekyisfine1]

what the hell

[SiaXiao]

If I had a penny for every 'if i had a penny' quotes i have seen before i'd be richer than your pussy last night ..

lol, that doesnt even make sence xD

[gymmonkey4life]

your just mad cuz your hair is straighter than you are... thats mine:)

[Babydino122]

There's something that looks like a light saver on ur wall... O wait that's the dislike bar..

[MagePerform]

Did a 6 year old do this?

[pithosofpandora]

I think i misunderstood you are we supposed to laugh at the dislike bar ?

[janeman786]

Place: FAIL

Population: YOU

[TheAmazinglyRetarded]

the funniest part was your writing

[1lastshot1lastmiss]

i could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit better comebacks then this

[HannahBabyyGurl]

.... i gave your mom genital herpes. -__-

[dafool14]

-___-

[MrCameraboy11]

i love the music!

[mrmagicz1000]

You Left out 1 another shitty quote .. The Funniest Sayings Ever!

[kaseyeisenhour]

my funny quote is "it's not rape if you yell surprise"

[Soficutey]

If I had a penny for every stupid video I watched on youtube that was meant to be "funny", I would be richer than all you suckers!!

[Rainbowz131]

how is: Find Sunshine" a good and/or funny quote????

[charlessaumarez84]

OK, can I have 40 seconds of my life back please?

[SnipeChamp321]

those were not funny in the least bit

[jam63112]

come to the dark side we have (cookies) beer

[sk8tingrulez1]

if i had a penny for ever time you tried to spell using paint i would have more money than gates

[travs61]

a duk says quak

[blackwolvesthe2nd]

@travs61 you wrote that in my year book travis... :)

[CoopFaceKilla]

What ... The ... Fuck

[MegaBumblebee666]

If I had a penny for every idiotic comment I've ever read on youtube I would have more money than everyone in the world combined

[dirtdude865]

did you lose your dick or did you just give it away?

[takeitoff96]

WTF ...

[stelafant1]

Can i have my 40 seconds back please?

[256Ruben]

226 dislike make that 227 LOL

[lovejavid]

i want my 40 secands back!

[jutaiish1]

you call this funny??

yeah i MIGHT of laugh at how stupid this is but thats about it!

[MultiSparkle5]

lol

[blackope13]

i did not get a lot of them. but that might mean some of them are a lot like me.

[rubydooism]

THIS SUCKS

[PuppiesAreEpic]

Omg my friends sisters dad has a shirt with the dark side has cookies thing!!!

[scottt923]

Press 7 for boobs.

[sonidarling1]

@scottt923 lol

[mememeamanda]

You suck. (:

[kimopple]

sorry i cant understand you is this english? pardon me for understanding only intelligent language.

[mickeypoohbear98]

Wht Do u call a dog with missing legs? It doesn't Matter because he Ain't coming 2 you.-(i know thts messed up xD)-

[minecraftWHAAA]

i got one:Cry me a river,build a bridge...GET OVER IT!

[zachone99]

gay

[2Bthere4life]

exkuze me im frm russia so keep quiet

[2Bthere4life]

exkuze me im frm russia so keep that shut

[Wildflipper]

@purplerose190 how do you do that?

[aaronquads]

theese r lame

[steelers101fan]

when life gives you lemons.........you probaly just found lemons" -Bo Burnham

[halo887]

the only thing i laughed at is how bad these are they are actually funny. their are SO bad.

[Evelina0Cookie]

Hilarous? I didnt laugh... or smile.

But then I read the comments, those cracked me up :)

[xBrownEyex]

ok, it is goodddd

[gpinon1000]

hey babe,

wanna come over to mysace

and twitter

my yahoo til i google

all over yhur facebook?­­

[xhaiihannahbunnix]

I love reading the comments on this video. xD

[FiReChArMeR1322]

GAY

[AnimeGamerGirl97]

the comments are funnier than this vid

[MrImnotfamous]

0:26 why is Jesus balck and why does he have boobs?

[PoetryEmotion94]

Your village called.........they want their video back :P

[mrturdify]

if i had a penny every time u put a shitty quote on here,i woould be richer then bill gates :)

[foogler17]

@mrturdify i had a million bucks for every like in your comment bill gates would still own my soul

[mrturdify]

@foogler17 if i had a million bucks u put a shitty comment i would be RICHHHH!!!

[CoopFaceKilla]

@mrturdify FAIL

[Dcookies100]

@mrturdify Really? I never knew Bill Gates only had 8 cents.

[MrKinkykent]

@mrturdify That's only 8 cents...

[superstar11153]

@mrturdify lol



[sassypuffcloudrox]

@greendaycoral lolll so true

[ImaginationCrafts]

Welcome to the dark side,A re you surprised we lied about having cookies?

[XxBrookletxX]

I have a question for the maker of this video...

ARE YOU STONED OR JUST STUPID?

[hopemax17]

wooooooooooow.......kinda lame. Sorry

[tiffany2099609]

LOL FUNNIEST VIDEO EVAA<3 (not....)

[lieza99]

the funniest sayings ever? dont you mean the stupidest things ever?

[bhcanada100]

first slide=huge fail...."your village called..there (their) idiot is missing"

[RockAustinDXtakerRk0]

The humour in the top rated comments put this video to shame.

[lilwayneeminem1324]

i just died a little inside ._.

[sweetkiss3000]

i made you a cookie... but i eated it. THAT SHOULD B ONE OF EM!

[candygrl36]

These comments are 100% funnier than the video.

[carolinaAzz555]

I think it's cute! Definitely tame but not everybody has to have an R rated sense of humor. & half of it was written in a child's writing. Shouldn't that tell you people that it wasn't meant for the crude at heart?

[20marvelman]

That was not funny i got one

My shit is so hot i leave the toliet bowl steaming

[Shockerr305]

What a waste of 40 seconds of my life !

[RainbowCrip23]

stooopid . -.-

[SpuncBoyRabbi]

Literaly shit. Fucking "Thankyou captian obvious... Your welcome seargent sarcasm" is better than them shit ones.

[TheCrazystickman101]

the bill gate one kicks ass

[coolo1318]

Public Enemy No1 : you r gay My response : is that true? Public Enemy No1: Yup Me: Oh well then if you ask your mom I think she knows I'm not!!!

[blitzkrieg371]

There you are ! I have been trying to avoid you !

[22biebersgirl]

uhhhh?

[boyceify99]

The 1 st one was ok the rest ...

[thatsrightitsmyoutub]

A better one might be: The Dark side is stronger, But the good guys always win.

[mcgrew18]

gay.....

[nxttopangel]

Facepalm....

[THEJIGGADREWSHOW]

if u love weed,laughing and freestyles,,,ahhh,,,wait...wha­t was i saying..?-----SUB YA-----

[MaTTRiiK]

/facepalm

[benjosh45]

realy bad :O

[JoViS4L]

those aree weeniee sayinqqs 

[softness65]

hahaha, that was gay !

[thejohnshepard]

0:20 0:31 i like

[combatcomingforyou]

Welcome to the dark side r u srurprised that we lied about having cookies

[cdnutter]

this is so bad, i am going to subscribe

[TheWhipprSnappr117]

i have a good one " Well I bet u look on youtube for good insults"

[Msoutsider89]

heres a good 1 youre nnot smart im not nice lets not pretend

[fruitydudexD]

lmfao all the penny comments xD

[Intesivecarebear]

What the Fuck was that sunshine Shit?

[TaffyVodka]

@Intesivecarebear Yeah what the hell!

[EmmaAndSara12341]

ummmmm, can someone please give me back the 40seconds of life just wasted on watching this !

SERIOUSLY !

[goe5]

If I had a penny for everytime some posted a comment about pennies, I'd have more than 2 trillion 502 pennies (no exaggeration, exact number) LOL the internet is pathetic, I'm goin out and partying

[YerkinBork]

If I had a penny for every grammatical error made on YouTube comments and videos, I would buy YouTube and put in a freaking spellchecker for the numerous adolescent morons and YouTube "trolls" who obviously didn't pass 2nd grade. Then is not = to than, there is not = their. Elementary.

Copy and paste if you agree.

[goe5]

@YerkinBork LoL bwahahahahahahhahaa you're pathetic. Copy and paste? Hhahahaha you're probably a nerd that needs attention on the internet xD

[Msoutsider89]

@goe5 nd ur probabaly a nerd in real life

[TheJu206]

@YerkinBork wat a lil fag boi jdont u knoe spelling right aint cool these dayz moron lol

[funkyhollzxox]

@TheJu206 So you think tlkin lyk dis is cool? It doesn't make sense! It just looks stupid, you're the moron. @YerkinBork, don't worry about the little chavs sending you all this, they're just being pathetic:')

[XxJazzyJazzyJayxX]

@TheJu206 Fuckin' asshole

learn to spell

[TheJu206]

@XxJazzyJazzyJayxX rawwwwr fiesty but fo sho gurl i wil wrk on my spellin xoxoxoxox

[shammas23]

if i had a penny for every second of my time you wasted, i would put them in a sack and beat you with it

[RadiatedGaming]

thumbs up if you think a 6 year old made this

[COSMICDISRUCTION]

@RadiatedGaming wat r u saying, a 6 year old !!! did u see da fkn drawings , u mean a 3 year old with the help of his balls!!!

thumbs up if u agree

[xXBalletLoverXx]

@COSMICDISRUCTION that's just plain mean.

[meghanplumley12]

@xXBalletLoverXx your mean!

[mancityrock011]

@RadiatedGaming well he's also italian

[goldenclubpenguin]

@mancityrock011 Have a problem with Italian people? I'm Italian!! You racist bastard!

[mancityrock011]

@goldenclubpenguin how is that racist?

[goldenclubpenguin]

@mancityrock011 I was joking. But I am Italian though

[EveryOneHD]

I Could eat alphabet soup and shit better Sayings then that

[illmonkeys]

@EveryOneHD hahah

[jameelakassem]

@EveryOneHD hahaha now thats funnii,, unlike some of these saying--sozz to the maker but its the truth

[bubblz1414]

@EveryOneHD heard that one before, haha.

[Breakinankles99]

@EveryOneHD might be one the best comments on youtube, next to somethin ive posted

[Krissylovescarter27]

@EveryOneHD lol.you are hilarious! :)

[timothyga01]

@EveryOneHD haha thats pretty good

[AngelsugaKiss]

.......stupid...........

[ucrazy201]

FLAMER.

[WMJrfirefighter]

AWW!!! I the darkside never told me they had cookies

[LittleMissSeton]

... I didnt even smile at any of these..

[cherrystars456]

Um.

[DONTuTUBEmyTUBE]

omg worst freaking video ever i want the forty seconds i spent watching this shit back

[fruitydudexD]

@DONTuTUBEmyTUBE why did you watch the whole thing? xD

[DONTuTUBEmyTUBE]

@fruitydudexD cuz it bloody sucks

[josue7775]

0:19 xD

[vikingman19]

wow i just wasted 40 seconds of my life but the stoned one was good.........kinda



[yourboyfriendsajerk]

Isn't it funny, how you call them hilarious when it is fucking ridiculous that you spelled 'there' incorrectly @ 0:03.

[Iforgot276]

UPS Undercover Pot Smoker

[cLaX1227]

i think my ears are bleeding now...

[the2eyedcyclops]

haha its more rich.

[Poncho151500]

"Your village called, THERE idiot is missing."

Nice try, buddy.

[d182Rockk]

the irony:  "THERE idiot is missing"

[cheertumbler26]

0:23 lol

[Smurphette97]

here's a good one... "PMS means GMC; Give Me Chocolate!

[Abertleasquid]

the first one is off a beer holder

[npbfun07]

Fail

[samnseq89]

i like the dark side one cause i saw it on a funny sonic pics video :)

[andread262]

this was dumb

[USMC670]

you can't tell 1 of 2 things either a 5 year old made this cause the writing or someone really really stupid

[breeof2003]

the pms and dark side thing were the only two funny ones

[666devilslittlegirl]

bill gates one was good say it all the time

[Laineylicious]

From the Last Song PMS: Pissed-at-men Syndrome. They're so similar lol.

[58spartan]

for the guy that made this, ur braincell just died of loneliness

[Kaile4234]

I just wated 40 seconds of my life =l

[dagherpaul]

i liked 0:21

[EvgeniMalkinLover711]

U got no life..u owe me 40 seconds..

[hamham3binky]

Erghhh, I just wasted 40 seconds of my life.