Full Metal Jacket - The Short "Everything" Version
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From: stokepogue
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  • youtube comments in a nutshell.

    Yogurtshop 2 weeks ago

  • i liked the part where he said fuck

    dontthinksogoober 2 weeks ago

  • fucking brilliant!

    gabbercharles 2 weeks ago

  • Queers SUCK DICKS

    Goddamn SUCK DICKS

    IronWinged 1 month ago

  • BULLSHIT-FUCKING SHIT... NIGGERS-COCKS-WOGS...WHODAFUCK­-COCKSUCKER-FUCKINFUCKFUCK... FUCKINFUCKFUCK

    Galentw 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos

  • Weeney

    REDSCOUT3 1 month ago

  • I'd like to see a Fucking short version of the Tom Cruise film Born on the 4th of July.

    WizardOfHumor1989 1 month ago

  • I want a fucking keyboard that says fuck for every fucking key, so I can fucking make a shit ton of fucking covers of popular songs all in the fuckin' musical fucking tone of the word "Fuck."

    mikeb1444 2 months ago

  • FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCK SHIT!

    DeathReady4Ever 2 months ago

  • How many of you played this over and over?

    DeathReady4Ever 2 months ago

  • What is that? What the fuck is that? 

    DeathReady4Ever 2 months ago

  • CEASE YOUR FUCKING FUCKING GODDAMNIT GODDAMNIT FUCKING FUCKSHIT FOR GODDAMNIT

    2CoolDays 2 months ago

  • @2CoolDays  lol

    papadimitriouapostol 2 months ago

  • What the fuck is that! A jelly donut?

    spjfrat 2 months ago

  • i thought 'crotch' was the most funny!

    Gio153 2 months ago 2

  • Cock turds take a dump!

    Kelesen2 2 months ago

  • FUCK FYUCK FUCKFUCK SHIT SHIT HSIT

    sollerclock 2 months ago

  • WHERE'S SUCK DICKS?! GOD DAMN SUCK DICKS!

    HighTrollerz 2 months ago

  • hahahaha best shit ever

    WhiteTrashRenegade13 2 months ago in playlist WhiteTrashRenegade13's favorites

  • WHO THE FUCK COCKSUCKER FUCKING FUCK!

    HighTrollerz 2 months ago

  • BS

    BS

    BS

    BS

    ghost6813 2 months ago in playlist ATSAT's favorites

  • You left out the "I will gauge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!"

    COLUMBINE1818 2 months ago

  • I like the part when they said shit, fuck, and niggers.

    hardarm98 2 months ago

  • I WILL TAKE A GIANT SHIT.

    conman12000 3 months ago

  • DOG SHIT QUEERS SUCK DICKS

    TheMerkzzz 3 months ago

  • keep pressing 2 for a nice beat.

    Hrenak 3 months ago

  • cease your fucking, fuking. I should tell that to sex addicts.

    KamilyonEnterprise 3 months ago

  • too many swear words! can i get a censord version? XD

    AlexBisHere 3 months ago

  • GUN GUN GUN GUN

    HouseOfBrickOne 3 months ago

  • yup... that sounds about right

    Korbolt 3 months ago

  • Can't stop laughing

    holtzendorf 3 months ago

  • Fucking hardcore

    Advent3546 3 months ago

  • Shit sandwich

    kirusuchie 3 months ago

  • BOOBY

    AestheticExperience 4 months ago

  • @AestheticExperience I think this was misinterpreted. Good old Hartman.

    spjfrat 2 months ago

  • Fucking fuck fuck and shit! Fuck! FUCK!

    JAS6193 4 months ago

  • I will take a giant shit haha :D

    HufflepuffTheGreat 4 months ago

  • faggots fucking fucking fuck you!! I'm laughing so hard i can't breathe!!

    iamdave0887 4 months ago

  • Holly shit, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

    bleefinson 4 months ago

  • 0:06 - 0:10

    = My life working at subway in Maine.

    HstarR18 5 months ago

  • Here you are all equally worthless!!!!

    throughthespermhole 5 months ago

  • "Faggots fucking fucking fuck you!" xD

    HstarR18 5 months ago

  • HAHA GODDAMN SUCKDICKS!

    Reptilectricful 5 months ago

  • Shit sandwich.

    cbaile 5 months ago

  • AWESOME edit!

    RedElephantStampede 5 months ago

  • 0:36 LOL!

    xDangerMouse95x 5 months ago

  • 0:54

    LOL'D so hard.

    504bigblack 6 months ago

  • It does sum up the movie.

    spjfrat 6 months ago

  • You forgot the narration at the end...

    ShortFingeredShreder 6 months ago

  • sucky fucky XD

    hitibiru 6 months ago

  • You forgot "SKULL-FUCK!"

    CuteSmokes 7 months ago

  • u missed the fuck and a shit at the end, during the voiceover of the mickey mouse march

    mahaLoLolo1 8 months ago

  • "I will take a giant shit"

    LOL

    Stiny114 8 months ago

  • Sucky!! Fucky!!

    DrStrangefate 8 months ago

  • funniest thing ever

    Corrosive1 8 months ago

  • FUCKING SHIT DOG SHIT QUEERS SUCK DICKS?

    GODDAMN SUCK DICKS?

    PrivateMetalhead 8 months ago

  • Why did you leave out all the "asshole"s?

    paalbr 9 months ago

  • u should do the movie fuck next it say fuck at least 800 times

    RockGod614 9 months ago

  • "Shittin Fuckin JESUS H CHRIST"

    thegreeninferno 9 months ago

  • By far the best drill instructor.

    brb1994 10 months ago

  • Lol "I will take a giant shit"...

    ATSAT 10 months ago

  • shines a whole different light on the word BOOBY trap......

    cibola76 11 months ago

  • Call me sad but I had a bad day today and watching this cheers me up heaps!

    ufuckfacesonofabitch 11 months ago

  • and the sad part is that APGTexas is right. *slowly shakes head*

    spleefrog9 11 months ago

  • this is what it sounds like if you wear a headset and play any call of duty game online

    APGTexas 11 months ago

  • Genuis!

    JamesButtonFilms 1 year ago

  • Fucking hardcore...

    mahaLoLolo1 1 year ago

  • sarge ftw. fav line is "YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK!!!!

    spleefrog9 1 year ago

  • FUCK FUCK DICKS hahaha!

    poloptree2 1 year ago

  • I crack up at the way Hartman says "Bullshit"

    ufuckfacesonofabitch 1 year ago

  • oh, fucking shit ;)

    aataker 1 year ago

  • Hartmans torment soothes the soul!

    thegreeninferno 1 year ago

  • Full Metal Jacket is the funniest movie of all time!

    ufuckfacesonofabitch 1 year ago

  • Gooks!

    ufuckfacesonofabitch 1 year ago

  • Fuck fuck fuckin shit!! Fuckin shit.!! Shit Shit!! Gook Gooks I bet it took an uber amount of takes to film this movie on the count of everyone rotfltao at the sarge.

    poopdoggiedog07 1 year ago

  • Shit Sandwich!! Fuckin Shit!! Shit... Fuck...!!!!

    poopdoggiedog07 1 year ago

  • Shit Sandwich!!

    poopdoggiedog07 1 year ago

  • "I will take a giant shit"

    abaurre3 1 year ago

  • I never laughed so much...

    Never thought of this approach at "Short --- Version" movies...

    Gotta try this out hahah

    abaurre3 1 year ago

  • ah i wish u kept "FUCK ALL U ASSSHOLESSS" the whole line, the machine gun guy

    aplayaz2000 1 year ago

  • God damn fuck dicks.

    Crealtos 1 year ago

  • Ahaha!I have the urge to re-watch Full Metal Jacket now.

    MeronRamune 1 year ago

  • Haha, pretty accurate depiction.

    shamz0rz 1 year ago

  • cease your fucking fucking

    GasmaskAvenger 1 year ago

  • You just made me LMAO on the job.

    phoen99rising 1 year ago

  • LMFAO

    Com3dyGirl 1 year ago

  • 0:25 "bitch, bitch - fuck fuckin pussy - crotch, crotch

    LOL

    shibalshiro 1 year ago

  • "fucking..fucking, Fuck You!!!!"

    "Bullshit..fucking shit..Niggers"

    HAHAHAHAHHA

    maximuscleprogain 1 year ago

  • fucking queer dogshit suck dicks?

    ClownViolenceBoogie 1 year ago

  • fuck shitty bullshit

    GatesOfGehenna76 1 year ago

  • 0:43 pussy! Pussy!

    IWantDaveKast 1 year ago

  • "I WILL take a giant shit!!"

    broatchg 1 year ago 2

  • JESUS H CHRIST FUCKING SHIT FUCK!

    RushRules8595 1 year ago

  • "Pussy Pussy!"

    win

    sawete3 2 years ago 11

  • LOL "Cock Turd Take A Dump"

    moztecka 2 years ago 22

  • R. Lee Earmy certainly has a mouth on him

    Flailwielder 2 years ago 3

  • @Flailwielder mr. earmy is the best he is a real d.i.

    69hotdragon 1 year ago

  • :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    MagnumFIN 2 years ago 2

  • I watched this 5 times in a row, and when he says "cock, turds, take a dump" I laugh aloud everytime.

    scandlabra 2 years ago

  • 90% of the fucks are directed to private pile lol!!!

    Pr3dat0r5000 2 years ago

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    Pr3dat0r5000 2 years ago

  • DUDE KEEP MAKING MORE VIDS LIKE THIS

    do Gran Torino next

    batflames2 2 years ago 8

  • @batflames2 Gran Torino's been done already but I have another in mind which hasn't been done yet.

    stokepogue 2 years ago

  • @stokepogue Animal House hasn't been done. You could do that...

    BossHossGT500 11 months ago

  • :54 win.

    SilentWeeks28 2 years ago

  • faking fak fak ..!! omg !!

    L3dtube 2 years ago

  • 1:24 BOOBIE!

    IVtomatoXX 2 years ago

  • weenie..

    cageguard 2 years ago

  • Bet u $50.00 Try 2 watch this w/o laughing or grinning lol !!!!

    rabidsoldier666 2 years ago 2

  • HOLY JESUS, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

    J3WTU83 2 years ago

  • MUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!­

    rabidsoldier666 2 years ago 2

  • Goddamn numbnuts!!

    Priceless.

    ATheGreat09 3 years ago 2

  • LMFAO

    Astro29 3 years ago

  • How many times they say fuck in this?

    disruptthecensor 3 years ago

  • FINALLY! This is by far the funniest 'short version' video of all time...

    BestOfTheBestNumber9 3 years ago

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