Chav Time

[carbine51]

have you got the time? you should have asked if she needed her bags carried

[hem147]

Can I have my sixty seconds back?

[Back7sword]

"Thats a nice watch. Now give it over!"

[91ecole]

when he moves his arm backwards and everyone moves in with a perfect circle and their phones out recording lol lol lol

[nizer555]

It's a telling portrait of plebian Britain, with a curious juxtaposition of form and content.

[nawtibitch]

i would rather watch my mum take a shit then watch this crap again.

sorry.

[TheJayacool]

When she turns her face, it's almost like she wants to be hit. Like, here you go, here's a spot you can hit me on. -,-

[TheJayacool]

@TheJayacool 

[stephenvincent1963]

I want my 60 secs back.

[TheJayacool]

@stephenvincent1963 Well you can't have it back ;)

[BUDGYxxSMUGGLER]

if anyone would like to watch something more uplifting im just about to upload a video of my cat burying a shit in the back garden???

[InTheZone1990]

oh dear

[guitar19904]

stereo types to face? back in 2006 most hoodies were nightmares

[itsmemadness]

why did it take so many people to make this bollocks....... get a hint your idea was shit

[Gag3eman]

You missed the part after this where he stole her watch.

[sedski158]

is that old woman your mum

[shanecox704]

may not be great but did make a point.

[ScarsOfTheCrucifix]

LOL

[arge717]

Sort em out then

[RockalilyDunne]

well, i don't hate it. i actually thought it was creative. the people running and taking pictures of the fight, and the compilation of their pictures was kind of cool :)

[TrickShooooterrr]

And after this was filmed.. he followed her home and fucked her brains out...

[MrGoldfish1984]

what a stupid waste of time....SHIT

[AgentMartino47xD]

SHIT.

[twisteronomy]

i love how they have so many people for this. they even have an executive producer, WTF!?

[jefferyshambles21]

Gay as fuck

[Nameless666Maggot]

When the video started I though; Yeah MUTE!!!!

[Joeod100]

how could there be such long credits LOL

[westernhello]

the retards that made this CRAP how is it that they are still alive

[Tzimnewman3]

When a person dresses like a cunt, they will be treated like a cunt.

[AndreGDJ]

A chav hit a woman in the library today - nobody said or did anything: library staff, plenty of young men sat around the place, etc. When I finally went up to him and said something he was so shocked that a member of the public would confront him and wouldn't back down that he quickly became  flustered and walked off. It turned out the woman he hit was a relative of his, so in his mind he had a right to do it - she said thanks, but looked so sad :_( this was in Guildford ...

[SFV818Si]

stupidest crap ive ever seen

[arge717]

What clothes should young people wear?

What should they do with their free time?

What music should they listen to?

Are people who call these people chavs older, younger or the same age?

Why do people fear the youth?

Why if your not mainstream you are a problem?

Track suits, sports wear have been around year, whats the problem?

Why are people of the 21st centery still judging people on the clothes they wear?

Why are you disscriminated for choosing comfort and practicality over fasion and looks?

[ChrisArnol9010]

@arge717 1) Clothes that aren't intimidating and don't make us look like hooligans

2) Something creative with our lives

3) Anything they want, music isn't the issue here

4) A mix, i am 16 and use the word Chav against youths that like to smash up peoples' shit

5) Because we are angry and if you haven't noticed, most jumpings are performed by youths

6) Chavs are mainstream, that is a problem

7) Wearing them like a dickhead is the problem

8) Because... first impressions anyone?

9) See: "Chav"

[pistolpeeroy]

@ChrisArnol9010 WHAT ARE YOU ONA BOUT CHRIS? YOU TALK ALOT OF BOLLOCKS...

[1truecasual]

WTF THAT WAS SHIT..

[iR3l3NTL3SSv]

CHAV Stands for Council House And Violent. How the fuck do you not know and you're all from the UK where term comes from. I'm Irish and a HATE CHAVs with s passion.

[TheCdoggydogg]

this must be the worst fucking video ive ever seen im my entire life

[RhienB123456789]

@TheCdoggydogg have you ever seen rebbeca black - friday

[fredbirdcinema]

@TheCdoggydogg yep terrible

[MrWhiteBoi4Lyf]

Wow. fucking stereotypical cuntz

[Lynnch1]

???????????

[hoodywoody1]

@stompafly not all are thugs ya no u thick fuck , i wear as what u say chav clothes but i dont go around muggin old ladies n wotevr else they do , fink about it b4 u fuckin judge em u cunt.

[69salford69]

@HuckTheFuns

Am I thinking of

Not in Education Employment or Training - N.E.E.T

[thecolorofdirt]

Fucking Chavs!

[TheOriginalTubbster]

tracksuits are comfy !

[Tork2Frank]

@TheOriginalTubbster yh comfy to wear when ur hungover but not when ur out and about u look like a goon

[thejcjmguyreturns]

@TheOriginalTubbster and cheap!!

[valon750]

that was actually an awesome video, I really like the effect of using the shots from each camera.

[calzo101]

See? Because of chavs People are scared of young people with there hoods up etc... Now some people feel bad putting there hood up because there cold in case someone things there up to no good

[tobyn123]

theres FUCK ALL WRONG WITH A TRACKSUIT!

[calzo101]

@tobyn123 exactly thats why chavs/neds are assholes

[tobyn123]

@calzo101 why? because they wear a tracksuit? mong.. your a freak with ya emo hair cut then... or ya skinny jeans... ya puff!

[TheHibeeboy]

@calzo101 Chavs and neds are not the same fucking thing a ned is someone that never went to school- Non Educated Delinquant

[calzo101]

@TheHibeeboy a ned is a scottish word for a chav

[69salford69]

@calzo101

READ BEFORE YOU COMMENT

N.E.D. is Non-Educated-Delinquant

[calzo101]

@69salford69 Haha i Know that you didnt read what i said then! In SCOTLAND we use the word Ned as another word for Chav

[69salford69]

@calzo101

Are you thick?

You use the word NED instead of CHAV and they are two completely different things mate

[calzo101]

@69salford69 Your the thick one

[connorsdad2010]

@69salford69 Dunno man I've got a friend in scotland who said Ned is what jocks call Chavs......

[69salford69]

@connorsdad2010

NED = Non Educated Delinquant

N E D

Non

Educated

Delinquant

A chav is something totally different

[TheHibeeboy]

@tobyn123 too rite pal ehh,Fuckin hell i wear a tracksuit ,all of a sudden im a chav,i hate them mate stupid posh cunts

[miniclu1]

oh ermm i cant tell time sorry ;D

[HoneypieXXX1]

crap

[ronoj2]

thats retarded

[extremesk8biatch92]

well that was a waste of time...

[spookybuffalo]

i radder be japs and not be chavs

[amycowiee]

fuck off, theres fuck all wrong with chavs ya stupid cunts... ad rather be a fuckin chav than a emo. twats

[xsarahgallagherx]

@amycowiee haha nothin wrong with being a chav? do you really think the entire world is divided into chavs and emos? oh you poor retarded person you..

[vhghe]

@xsarahgallagherx theres nothing wrong with being a chav because there is a small number of them? what about psychopaths? theres surely a small number of them......

[getlostupig]

@amycowiee -_- Always the comparison between the emo. Look, nobody wants to be a cunt dickhead wanker tosser prick shitface cow-dick sucking discombobulated inbred illiterate scaphocephalic chav. But that doesn't mean they want to be a pussy little emo either. Get your facts straight.

[amycowiee]

@getlostupig shut the fuck up? it's my opinion.. don't like it? don't comment back :)

[lionsaregay]

@amycowiee povvo

[amycowiee]

@lionsaregay  fuck off?

[ianhumphreys7]

People say England is being takin over by chavs? look at our history, we've always been twats!

[thesk27]

wtf is a chav, im from canada and ive never heard of these

[RC367]

@thesk27 a chav is a dickhead who thinks hes hard and starts on people for no reason and where tracksuits and listens to baselane just dickheads.

[TheHibeeboy]

@thesk27 i will explain, a chav or as i say a bam,is a british person who thinks they are tough but couldny fight wioot some sort o backup, btw am scottish so if you dont undertand just tell me lol

[thesk27]

@TheHibeeboy no i understood perfectly, thank you

[Beckett0made]

Dear Andy Boxall.

I myself am a chav. I will acknowledge it is a lifestyle choice and don't mean to appear as one excusing oneself from criticism and the general consensus of the modern chav being a general misift and vagabond.

I will however be frank at the commencement in telling you that I am afraid your video, although well done to say the least, with it's exquisit attention to detail and exploration of the audio visual medium, iz fckin gay bruv nd me finks u iz a batty!! BRUP BRUP!!!

[getlostupig]

@Beckett0made retard comment

[Beckett0made]

@getlostupig wow man, well thought through argument, you're a real hero. The video is shit from every perspective and is a poor reflection on the quality of university work produced Chichester, so I felt like takin the piss. Now go suck off your dad, you prick

[whiteheartmovies]

Why hasn’t he got a his own watch, phone,…? Besides that, why does he need to know the time, has he go a important business meeting to attend?

[RICHARDTOMLEY10WHARF]

obviously between j kyle am and j kyle pm ,he didnt want to miss the repeat ,the prick

[JBartlett09]

he didnt even dress like a chav

[SplittingTheAnvil]

Yes Iv got the time, TIME YOU DIE

[josh333rus]

England's being taking over by chavs

[1mickeygreeneyes]

so much hate for chavs what about poor old Vicky Pollard

[Elitepoosniff]

and i bet the point of this video was about him wearing a hood 8|

[LilWayneMusik1]

thought that was pretty gd, old people these days think all young people with ther hood up is gunna mug ya or slap u like a bitch

[maniac90148]

A wanker is someone who masturbates.

[catCRAAAZY]

lol

[ChazBiii]

This is just gucking stupid shit

[holydurham]

i eat chavs!

[JBartlett09]

bet its a distgusting taste

[Kaneiku]

Interesting video mate, like the use of the matrix's method to do bullet time lol. Am i right in saying you're trying to do 2 possible endings? A happy slap and then a casual question.

[Y2KxSurvivor]

Whats a wanker?

[styler56]

Whats a chav?:O(i know its a stupid question but im french ^^)

[bourton17]

a chav is a person who wears a hoody and listern to like hip hop and shit. Sometimes you get alright chavs, but some chavs are dicks who carry knives n beat innocent people up

[MattSavage2006]

@styler56

A chav is someone who lives on state benefits, drinks cheap cider or stella artois, doesn't go to school, have 6 kids by the time they are 14 years old, and usually wear (stolen or fake) designer sports gear. I think the word comes from Council House And Violent (acronym C.H.A.V). They LOVE awful drum & bass music, and live on a diet of mainly doner kebabs, chips (pommes frites) and mars bars

Hope that sheds some light

Au revoir

[Picobeat]

a chav is someone whos going to stab you.

[TheBadboy1995]

a chav is a wanker :D

[0ofort9o0]

i hate chavs so fukin much !!!

[joe24021991]

look i have nothin against people who dress like chavs and act like chavs

but i do have a problem with YOBS who think it cool to carry knives and guns and ''happy slap'' innocent citezens :/ because ..... that aint cool

[Kaneiku]

@joe24021991 you dont have anything against them? you should do. you dont wear chavvy clothes do you by any chance? if you do then wtf really.

[joe24021991]

No i dont wear Chavy clothes LOL and ahem chawy hehe good one , and look if you read my comment carefully i said and i quote i have nothing against people who dress like chavs as i feel .... heck who am i to tell a guy how to dress!!!! ..... i do have something against ''YOBBS'' who think it is cool to happy slap , carry guns and knives on them and hurt innocent people :)

before you go making a comment please read carefully :D thank you

[mcsaw5000]

what does that prove , fuck all , waste man

[HitMeQuick]

How is this "satirical"?

[MikeyHNCC1701D]

EPIC FAIL!

[AlphaRex1000]

blah, blah, blah we're misundrstood little boys and girls, harden the fuk up princess, no one likes chavs because they are cunts and dress like it

[chachieb]

@AlphaRex1000 You managed to word my opinion perfectly

[hoodywoody1]

@AlphaRex1000 your a fukin cunt u nobhead jus coz we dress different wots up wit it??

[Draxindustries1]

@hoodywoody1 Would help if you could spell/speak English chav scum..

[PoKeHerFace2008]

that was truely awful!!!

[fusoefusoe]

wtf

[Eddie455123]

well dude, I mean cmon! Chavs are kinda crazy looking, they talk loud, and they probably cant read. Good thing in U.K. guns are banned or else it could be worse.

[Tozzywozzy]

But how would you know if you're not from UK judging by your profile? Knives are banned here as well as guns but does it mean people don't use them? No way.

[duckster76]

When i go out thers a load of fucks in my area, if its after dark, chances are, you get smacked. ive been smacked plenty a time, sayin alrite lads, isnt gunna change their mind set. trouble is, there all massive and in groups bigger than 8. they only ever go for you if ur on ur own. never one on one or fair fighting. if your on the ground expect a couple o kicks. Animals not Chavs Animals.

[SuperLoubyLou]

Animals wouldnt act that way !!!!

[mixers1997]

@duckster76 SO true!!!!!

[leon6777]

@duckster76 i got jumped in france by 4-5 guys twice the bulk of me(it was midnight and only one of them went up to me). he then said shit in french, then "motherfucker" repeatadly then he slapped me so i kicked him in the balls and when he was bent over i kicked so hard in the side of his head i ruptured his eardrum. Then i ran - nobody likes a 4 v 1.

[SwanDust]

@duckster76 I wouldn't describe them as animals... Animals do what they do to survive... Chavs are pieces of shit who have no heart for anyone or anything.... They hurt, rob, maim and kill all for nothing.... Animals are far more superior to a chav...

[lennydale92]

@duckster76 animals are better than that

[Whoreuk]

@duckster76 I know what you mean. You should learn some Bruce Lee style Kung Foo and lift some weights, so next time they try it, you can at least fight back.

[TheDarklord0211]

@duckster76 there animals? not chav animals?

or do you mean "animals not chav, animals."

[stupotty40]

@duckster76 Naa...somehow I doubt I'd ever be a victim of these stupid twats.... Anyone who "happy slaps" me is going to get serious brain injuries and need a carer for life.... There might be 8 of them but in the words of Roger Daltry from McVicar...."Ill be the best 2nd place you have have seen".....

[KyleB1988]

shite

[LiaMxMuFc]

people who see a group of chavs coming towards them automaticlly think that there gonna get mugged or somethin so they cross the road which makes the situation worse cus if u walk past n say alrite lads or hello or not speak just show no fear nothin happens its only 1 in 10 times somert will happen so basically get some balls and dont go up dark alleys alone if u are scared for fuck sake its simple really

[thatciggaweed]

totaly agree, at times its better just to show face and not try and avoid them, but on the other hand some people, not just chavs, will kick off just for the sake of kicking off, most of these people are either drunk, chavs, or pikeys,

for example,christmas day i was walking to a friends house with some beers to say merry christmas and have a drink, it was around 8 at night so it was dark, and i got chased down an alley by 10 or so drunk chavs who wanted my beer, some people are just wankers

[jaydeybugz]

MAYBE, if kids who like the way chavs dress, they shouldnt live up to the behaivour that a lot of the kids seem to do?

Like those 'chavs' that trampled a baby deer to death.

Then people who dress like a chav wont get negatively stereotyped.

But hey I guess thats the same with any kind of youth fashion or 'group'

[diamonddavedanger]

fucking excellent.

[adiousir]

polite applause

[kingsomething2008]

is this about steryotyping?

[diamonddavedanger]

its about making assumptions based on negative stereo-typing, which is a natural thing to do, i suppose. as a 6 ft lad with cropped hair i get the same thing quite often.

[AlphaRex1000]

this isn't the same as Homophobia although i'm sorry for your suffering

[sonnythesmith]

trying to say people think chavs beat everyone up i think

[1corex1]

LOL omg

[kizzychiz]

dnt get it

[ohohjw]

lol

[jacobcharnock]

that guy looks like ryan gosling

[zimkoo]

c-council

h-house

a-and

v-violent

[frenchielcfc]

whats a chav? i dont think anyone could actualy explain it properly. theres no such thing as a fucking chav lol theres scumbags in all sorts of clothes

[Liscombeee]

mhmm suppose their just shit heads with no lives. Tbh they should all just be put in a big hole in the ground :) x

[GU1TARstud]

tbh wth lol never seen that before dude

To Be Honest im guesing?>

[TimeDevil747]

fuck that!!! they should all be rounded up and murdered

[OwenAndHarry]

Amen.

[amness1a]

yano who you sound like? these stereotypical chavs i've heard about who want X people rounded up and murdered

[westham1516]

100% agree

[kickyflippy]

basically british youth that go around in tracksuits and hang around in groups with hoodies and stuff.... the term chavs is also used to describe like ignorant veiws and tendency's to violence n shit like that

[GazzerBear]

"belive it or not but i'm actually a straight A and B student!"

Am guessing not As & Bs in English judging by your spelling!

[dazal2005]

if chavs stopped dressing like complete thickshits, spoke properly and stop thinking they're hard, they'd be alright - lol

[sdfcg45]

fuck yor hateing on us nt all ov uz r fukin arses

n wtf yor guin on bout wi shud die ffs wi r ppl rsens tha knows...cut the shit

[will4298]

What does this mean?

Not meaning to be 'hateing" (correct spelling hating) on you fantastic bunch of ill educated folk

But we were taught ENGLISH for a reason.

Try putting your point across in a universal language not "gangsta talk"

[sdfcg45]

ok fine i'll spell correctly and actually we're not all ill educated haha belive it or not but i'm actually a straight A and B student!

thanks anyway

[ShakeyMacShake]

What is this? Like something out of Tropic Thunder! What do you mean MY people!

[sdfcg45]

i never said MY people!

[singingsuperstarr]

i hate chavs too and they scare me!!! hahaha but they are people and do deserve not to die or get raped just cuz they are chavs doesnt mean they aint nice. its like saying alll emo's are gay well they aint cuz u dnt no them all! but thts just mi opinoin! :)

[Andenator72]

Here is how Chavs/Neds reproduce, The male chav releases a cloud of infectious spores into the atmosphere which dissapate within a 20mile radius, affecting 5-10% of normal civilians and reducing the brains back to the size when all humans knew was beating on the other guy made you look cool. The female chav reproduces by speaking in an ubelievable annoying accent and pissing off everyone around here, but there persistance grinds people down until you think "Well if you cant beat them, join them"

[bronzeridder]

i once KO'd a chav by slapping him with my peewee

[ruthazza2008]

u kiddin ? CHAVs. The only proper chavs are fron the north east. not the south where u r a bunch of pusseys

[xslaneyx]

northern monkey. grow a pair and less of the north/south divide. Its old...

[TOFFTOFF2009BOY]

all chavs must die

[b4mv07]

Chavs r dicks we all sud happy slap them & make them cry (Y)

[RealMykoz]

Ok, this is Lame-_-"

[sk8erfrombham]

It took that many people listed in the credits to make such a short and lame video???

[sean007s]

Chavs can get raped by the devil for all i fucking care!

DIE U BASTARDS!!

[UNKNOWNACCOUNT02]

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