Funniest Zohan Scenes Part One

[tzach07]

we take 12 !!!!!!!!!!!!

[tzach07]

liickwaheiiddeh nitro hajin HAHAHAHAHA

[duecepitbull]

This is UNBELIEVEABLE!

[ProbatumEst]

Fuck off with shitty intros

[IRaceWithTurles]

ok you this all wrong the was no single scene that were funny the entire movie was funny the entire time!

[Utubelover1011]

EHHH WHAT?LOL

I WANNA SEE THE PART WHEN THE SALON GIRL TELLS THE GAY GUY SO WHY YOU NO SAY NUTTIN LITTLE BITCH LMFAO

[atoseco]

sefer wajar wajar ajba gamze delate jamze jamze sefer sefer sabha sabha

[calamorta]

who takes off annotations

thumbs up

[ino1337]

Wi take twelve.

[phoenixhazard]

NO NO NO, The best scene is with is parents.

"YOU! A fagola?"

[heheDawgz]

what was the starting song ? :O

[teameymelli1]

goat fetch soup is funniest part of film

[rakoty1]

the area code is just maddddd funny hahah

[RipperBoySatanStyle]

what`s the ending song ?

[Dilsoc]

Part 2 Is...? Am I the only one that has noticed that in ALMOST every movie of adam sandler Rob Schnider is with him and same the other wayround

[ratedr3nigma]

@Dilsoc Dont Mess With The Zohan You can see: Sandler, Chris Rock, Kevin James, Schneider.

The Longest Yard: Sandler, Rock, Schneider.

Grown Ups: Sandler, Schneider, Rock, Kevin James + James Spades

The last one is one of my least favorites

[WeRtheDance]

You r creepy... loving old white ppl

[Rachulie]

2:04 - 2:06 LOL cute old white dude. haha. i love old white ppl they are adorable

[BahibidentClan]

Wheres the swimming bit?

[TheAlex12008]

31 has messed with the zohan

[UncrownedSoul]

LOL @ 1:48 XDD

[94kricco]

2:12 That is a freaking hillarious scene :D

[BaNy551]

HIS ACCENT ROKS XD

[DirtyThing20]

We take twelve :DDDD

[hotttchic1]

lol...its not rob schnieder....its adam sandler

[PensFan30]

@hotttchic1 i think he meant the guy who drives the cab lmao

[imslimshades]

@hotttchic1 u should probably make sure hes not reffering to zohan before commenting and making yourself look like an idiot

[ArmaniAttack]

Sivir wahar wahar. Alber xamze sivir sivir.

[MrPlaystationboy]

Lol Arabish english is funny

[Rand0mCar01in3]

Funniest scene: WHOLE MOVIE :D LOL

[petarbg123]

There isnt 1 scene in this movie that isnt funny lmfaoo

[xide06]

NOO!

[MrPressThat]

good movie, but soilwork sucks.

[DiscoDiscoGoodGood93]

Best Adam sandler movie of all time

[nshuste]

whats the name of the first song

[lilmisscupcaakes]

LMFAOO. I love the last part

[TylerRosenow]

Holy shit. I watched this and thought... "No.. that can't be Rob Schneider."

[YouCanSeeYourFace]

@TylerRosenow me to

[imtiaz90]

Disco,Disco,Good,Good

lol

[FirelordZutara]

soup`that makes no sense xD

[tabosco12]

I like the dance of his XD DISCO DISCO!

[kabukifreak1]

wait.... did he try to say liquid nitroglycerine?

[F35JSFighter]

Neosporin is an antibiotic ointment lol I don't understand why he gave it to them when they said Liqu-a-hid Nitro-a-gen doesn't make sense lol.

[Mp5Drummer]

Soup!? This makes no sense!

[youhan1234567]

DISCO DISCO GOOD GOOD !!

[rhummayuna]

@youhan1234567 lol

[salasalle]

Li-kwid NEOSPORIN:) What the heck!

[summonun5]

DISCO DISCO GOOD GOOD

DISCO DISCO GOOD GOOD!!!!!!

[Inrockandrollwetrust]

thisss unbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelievable

[maximus9401]

u serious??!!! rob schneider's salim???!! god damn, i swear to god, that man can be any race he wants to be and no one's the wiser....i feel like im in shock, like a rape victim

[heitikallinn]

From time to time sure!

[LinkinparkCrazy999]

neosporin?

[WassupMyNinja]

Thees is unbeevable Lol

[beavis6111]

this is unbelieveable

[MsObak]

why Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider are together in all the movies they have?

[Ohyes31]

@MsObak maybe because they're friends? haha

[theofficefan100]

@MsObak who is rob schnieder in this movie

[MsObak]

@theofficefan100 the taxi driver :)

[darkmonkey123]

@MsObak because theyre fucking hilarious together

[CookCaramier]

I love Rob Schneider

He can put on some special make ups and look like every race

[HipHopQuebecois101]

whats up with the loud fucking annoying music

[Nikelmasha]

what a long phone number

[OneLoveSk8boarding]

what is the song at :10?!?!?!?

[Bcontinued]

@OneLoveSk8boarding

Ace of base - Its a beautiful life

[ggolbin1]

li-quahid-nihatro-ghen...

[ohbamse]

it's kinda funny how Soilwork entered this video, cuz i was listening to them while watching this. so i didnt really got why it said "Feeling like a gut-Feeling like a guttersnipe" ;)

[artoorro]

Fuck you blacken-fuckin-metal-brothers.­

[kismikola]

The goat fetch soap? This is Un-bell-eviball!

[010DG]

what do you mean this not work ?! this is liq-uahid nitro-agen

[trunksfan11]

neosporin that was funny has hell........."well take 12"

[1999521]

Call me crazy, but Rob Schneider look like a young Albert Einstein with short hair in this movie!!

[SithaniDirector]

@1999521

crazy...

[narutofanmasakox9]

711 aba dela wateva hamse hamse 77 77dsads das

[DeidaraTobiKisame]

Disco disco guru disco disco guru

[upgrad3z]

phantus, did you honestly think he was called phantus... *facepalm*

[DilakemAwara]

aria code :P fucking 25 numrs

[triple210]

1:14 the goat fetched soup? THIS IS UNBEEELIEEVABLE!!! lmao!

[masterkent1]

@triple210 the goat fetched soup?This is unbelievable!(grins and giggles)

GO TO HELL!!

[FLPman]

i had zero hopes.. less than that for this movie.

amazed at how damn good this movie was.. so many memorable lines

[MichaelOfPop]

DISCO DISCO

[GrimIock]

leekwaheed nihatrogaheen... we take 12.

[TengenToppaDrill]

the third scene should be "Calling Phantom" not Phantus...

[thewirelessdrool]

you cut one of the best scenes, you morons

[celtics34343434]

that whole movie is fuckin halrious

[goldatra3]

The funniest part to me is when the guy go spy the zohan and ask for a hair cut, then the zohan say : Okay i will be with you in a min, then the guy is like : Ok its not like if i have a Show to Throw : ) lol

[robihaziza100]

@goldatra3 it isnt show to throw it's SHOE to throw :)

[ACxaY]

@goldatra3 dont forget about the goat LOL

[F35JSFighter]

@ACxaY Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat !!!!!!!!!

[MrlhOise]

where can i download the full movie?

[gobomb2k]

you should of put the part where he puts parana in his swim suite lol

[misstwistyable]

luv the area code part: x D

lmfao!!

[Blacken3seBrothers]

Ey, mates. Blacken3se Brothers and Surg3channel are linked together. Same owner, I make Machinimas now. Gonna upload everything here now.

[luccawgs]

whats the song please?

[Blacken3seBrothers]

Soilwork - Distrotion Sleep

[dryorai101]

@Blacken3seBrothers whats the song at the end of the vid?..

[dryorai101]

@Blacken3seBrothers never mind i saw it in the end sorry

[fuckingm3tal]

@Blacken3seBrothers

what about the one at the end?

[Ania86G]

@luccawgs Beautiful life - Ace of Base

[FabianMemo]

@luccawgs beautiful life from Ace of base

[RoTi37]

leekwakhid naitrokhajin

[SyyCyy]

@ DRAKOskinheadG4

This is:

Soilwork - Distortion Sleep

[DRAKOskinheadG4]

name of the first song??????

[blacklightning099]

liquid nitrogen! haha

[MrDarklove32]

we will take twelve

[masterkent1]

@MrDarklove32 waste of money

[frozenlicks]

liquid nitrogen...

[YoMomma9a]

The goat fetched soup...THis is unbelievable LMAOOOOOOOOo

[theamplolz]

what's the name of the song in the beginning?

[ghostrider934]

lol zohan the goat fetch soup

[gunnerboy007]

1:25 LOOOOOOOOOOLZZZZZZZZZ

[XiaoNoodles]

lee kwer heed.

ni*phlegm*chro gee heen

[cstrikeplaya]

sefer means zero in farsi/dari :P

[RufflesWithCheese]

it's [ sifr ]

[biggestROHfan6391]

You should have put the whole phone number part in, it goes longer then that. That's the funniest scene if you know Arabic.

The goat fetched soup! THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!! lmfao

[woozaa89]

omg the look at the end is awesome ^^

[strontklont]

*guy gets in the car* well... ?

he was veryy cool lol

[kuhan94]

is that guy an indian

[MortallicA91]

hamser hamser sifir sifir :P

[roial99]

you shoulve used smell it smell smell it now take it

[slippryfeet1]

rofl neosporin

[masterkent1]

@slippryfeet1 leekwa heed nia tro ha geen oh i think i got some of that. (smack) this is it? yes and thats the laarge container. this works? Ohhh it works quite well! do u use it? from time to time. well take twelve lol

[coolskool01]

funny =D

[ImGodUFUCK]

lmfao 2:20 011-453-5500-77734557

wtf

[saif03paul]

this is unbeileveible

[xsixmpxsoxnx]

hahaha thats the best part

[saif03paul]

i kno

[jeffreytchapman]

seha seha..sibeh sibeh..(phone number scene) tooo punny

[1Welshsheep1]

zohan is my nickname and thats why i thot i shud find out what zohan meant... hes awsum! Gr8 vid!

[Dedokai32]

So what does Zohan mean then?

[chriskae8]

Liqu-a-hid Nitro-a-gen

lol

[edma111]

oh yeah we have some of dat and he gives him neosporin imagine if he gave him preperation h lmao

[sude101]

song at very start of video is "distortion sleep" by soilwork...great song

[dReamZiXX]

lihawid nitro hajin AHAHAHAHA

[sexking83]

man you shouldve picked the hellzbollah phone line or the part when the muslims are dancing...

[mblitz04]

2:02 you use?? LOL

[GarchompFTW]

DISCO DISCO

[sexking83]

GOOD GOOD!!

[inshizel671]

the old man with the neosporin is the old man in the bar from big daddy

[ChrisTheHowToGuy]

Its Phantom Not Phantus.

[karanicolas94]

Goat fetch soup! THIS IS UN BELIEVABLE!

[incarnateTheGreat]

0:42 "IDIOT!"

[lorikzzz]

where is part 2

[8010580]

the numbers

01145355007763456

[kornslipknotfan5]

whats the name of the song when the video begins

[LamborghiniRulez]

Beautiful Life - Ace of Base

[Blacken3seBrothers]

that is sooo soo wrong...its something from soilwork. I totally forgotten.

[LamborghiniRulez]

Sorry, I was talking about the first movie scene...

[Blacken3seBrothers]

lol, its in the credits...

[drhatchback]

the goat fetch soup, this is Uuunbelieevable ..... hahahahaha

[BaybeeCeeCee]

the phonee Numbahh translates to

0114?5??00?????????

I cant be bothad to write the rest BTW i know dis cuz i'm half egyptian

Lol

[sweetcandy500]

lol the guy speaks arabic in the movie!!!

[clober56]

saw this 2:00 today lol pwnage movie

[btyrsov]

I saw the one big guy from this movie in Iron-Man

[CompleteCarnage99]

yo who sings the song at the end with the kick ass guitar

n nice vid by the way 5/5

[SuRg3Channel]

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Visit my new acc and check out my vid..

[HereComesSarah]

LOOOLL so funny :)

[Blacken3seBrothers]

Which part did you like?

[HereComesSarah]

All of em... but especially the part with liquid nitrogen or something like that XD

- this works?

- you use?

hahaha hilarious movie thx for posting :)

[Blacken3seBrothers]

np, check out my other videos.:)

[Blacken3seBrothers]

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