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  • its bhenchod :p not panchod which means fckursister

  • tooo kam nee karda penchode

  • this shit is fukin hilarious

  • W I N

  • Don't you tell me to fuck you oh bastard..lmao

  • that's why you don't indian people on who wants to be a millionare

  • He looks similar like Jay Sean but just with the fat face.

  • hit!!!!

  • too much painchod in that  =P

  • this guys tooo sickkkk! lool

  • @101nikz Arounf 10 years ago

  • just wondering wats a panchod

  • lmaao sister fucker.

  • its actually bhain-chod...guy who has fuckd his sister

  • @aktake2 right, except that's how punjabi's say it I guess.

  • @MrTeddy236 LOL it means sisterfuker

  • hes funny but when he sais things in punjabi he cant speak with an indian accent which is common amongst indians these days..

  • haha this guy is a the SHUGA loool this is so funny..

  • Don't you have shame on you to comment an indian being an indian

  • Meh akhia nach penchod, lala panj (pond) penchod.

  • oh thts almost the same as bangla :D

  • so this is where all the indian ladies bring their white boyfriends j/k :p

  • @pwiattitto true lolol

  • @pwiattitto if i get to see comedy this good then im gonna get me an indian girlfriend. that plus indian girls are HOTTT

  • hes funnierr than russel

  • @TIgeracademy hell yea

  • very true you panchods

  • @MultiDragonKid

    teri madi penchod

    haha im a gora and all my brown friends taught me LOL

  • it is seriously true

  • That lad is funny man

  • "Eh fone fucked hai panchod!!!" LOL!

  • hahaaaaaaa

    fukin funny

    ok bye! ok bye!

    halloooooooooooooo!

    its true

    everything he said was TRUE

    dont u tell me i tell u bastaaaaaaaaaard

  • Tu kaam ni karda panchod! oh gal kee eh panchodaaa! LOVE IT!

  • nach bernchod !!!!!!!!

  • bol penchodaaaaaaaaaa......main kya bol pencho

  • Bhencoodaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XOXO

  • man this guy is good !!!

  • this is som funny stuff lol

    thnx for the upload

  • oh hilarious the page is upside down

  • ahahahaaha ben chod bastard!!!!

  • Hahaha what's he saying when he says nach benchod

  • "nach benchod" means "dance, motherfucker"

    I learnt it at a Hindi after school class!

    =D

  • bhenchod is actually sister fuker

  • Correction,

    benchod=Sisterfuker not mf.

    Motherfucker=maderchod.

    Happy to help! :)

  • Nahch bahnchold haha

  • "screamo"

  • OKAY BYE :P

  • OH MEIN KYA NACH BHENCHOD!

  • Dont You tell I Fuck You You Bastard. LOOL

  • eh phone fuked hai pan chod

  • lol tora jaya bolta heh poonjabay.

  • hehe paul is funny tooo

  • wtf bhainchod !??

  • it means sister fuka

  • awrite son?

  • Pual is my bst frieds cousin

  • Oh MEIN KYA LE NAAA BHEN CHODAAAA!!!

  • I love his accent .

    (:

  • lol............its bhenchot.....which means sisterfocka

  • the "hallo hallo hallo" part is so true, my aunt phila always does that when she calls my mom over from india! LOL

  • LOL

  • Saaru Che !!

    Chaan Aahet !!

    Aacha Hai !!

    Nalla Eraku !!

    Cool Video !!

  • lol how did learn so many languages?

  • LMAO//,,,...itz probably coz he's indian and speakz punjabi and english buht urdu is related wiv punjabi and he probably mixd it all up

  • LMAOO ... ohh panchodaa

  • haha!!...this is sooo funny!! :)

  • ahahaha Muki de Phone

  • "Mukhi de phone! Bailo Mukhi de phone!" Hahaha, I'm Gujarati and that had me cracking up hahaha.

  • HAHA! It had me cracking up too! I'm Sindhi & it sounds exactly alike!! This is the first time I've heard him & wow he's funny as hell!! :D

  • this is sooo funnny!!!i was crying when i heard this the phone thing killed me. it always used to happen to me.

    they wud press harder!!!killed me lol

  • hey hey dont u tell me ill fuck you then bastard!!!! rotfl

  • he is so funny

  • This is soooo funny, he knows what he us talking bout. By the way for you lot who dont know what beanchoud means look below:

    Bean:Sister

    Choud:lucker...just replace the l with a familiar letter.

  • thiss guyy is way too funny.

    the way hee says pehhnnchoodddd haha fucked me over.haha.

  • love the bit about how indian parents stop ppl giving children money...that happens 2 me and im 22!!!!!!!

  • leh ley panch pound penchod !!! hahaha

  • what is pencho?

  • The bastard annunciation totally cracks me up!

  • OMGGGG! i nearly cryed!!!!! loooooooool

  • oh you baastaard! lol!

  • Meh kaya nach penchod. Class.

  • very true about the dancing lol

  • lay punj pound phannchod! LOL

  • heh fone fucked her benchood.

  • LMAOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF. So True . Brilliant. The nach behnchodaaaa !!! part reminds me of this punjabi guy named Billa. He will grab ur arm and pull u on dance floor saying nach behnchodaa. lmaaaaaaaaao . The drunk billaaa

  • this is so funny man...am laufing my lungs out dude....

  • lmao its funny how indians are so similar to africans

  • I know what you're talking about the parents are quite similar...

  • I just love his English accent.

  • omg... i dont understand a thing hes saying but im laughing my ass off at his accent

  • hey dun't u tell me them bastrd!!

  • i fukin love how he says bhaaaiinn chooddd!! haha!!

  • EH FONE FUCKED AH PENCHOD LMAO

  • lmao. All this guy does is swear but its hilarious??

  • O AHAHA THIS IS SO TRUE !

  • LMAO. Funny shit. We punjabis are crazy!

  • And you know it! XD

  • O mekya naach penchoddd !!!

  • oh mey kaaya nach panchod nach panchoda!!! i laughed so hard

  • love how he says panchoda

  • nearly all south east asians nearly do that,when they do long distant calls

  • damn dat was sum funny shit. anyone no a good bangladeshi comedian

  • Owite Dave

  • Hahahaaa !! Awesome! Punjabi nee bol sakda, Bhenchod! hahaa best !!

  • waaaah pern chodiaaaa hahaha

  • lol the white ppl are so lost

  • LOL..ben chod...that was his best peace..AWESOME

  • Lol funny shit !!

  • hey don't you tell me, i'll fuck u then, bastard LOL

  • This guy is awesome

  • loooooooooooooool

  • oye uth penchoda...bol penchod..lmfao..

  • its so funny when he swears in punjabi

  • probably the funniest standup ive seen!

  • My Chemistry teacher's called Chowdhry.

    The part where has talking about the distant phone calls, that's with Arabs, too...they think that since you're in a far away country, they have to speak louder, shouting's more like it. "HELLO! OMAR?! CAN YOU HEAAAAAAAAR ME?!"

  • nach benchoda lol

  • well done!

  • Ohhhh myyy goooood!! Fuuunnnyy!!!

  • true

  • hahah nach BANCHODAA

  • lol...its sooo true

  • hahah...he imitates punjabis perfectly...except he says bhen di gallian WAYY TOO MUCH!!

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