LMAOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF. So True . Brilliant. The nach behnchodaaaa !!! part reminds me of this punjabi guy named Billa. He will grab ur arm and pull u on dance floor saying nach behnchodaa. lmaaaaaaaaao . The drunk billaaa
The part where has talking about the distant phone calls, that's with Arabs, too...they think that since you're in a far away country, they have to speak louder, shouting's more like it. "HELLO! OMAR?! CAN YOU HEAAAAAAAAR ME?!"
its bhenchod :p not panchod which means fckursister
gambletster 7 months ago
tooo kam nee karda penchode
ummyummy 11 months ago
this shit is fukin hilarious
CanucksDESI 1 year ago
W I N
WingedCobra 1 year ago
Don't you tell me to fuck you oh bastard..lmao
jaggernat 1 year ago
that's why you don't indian people on who wants to be a millionare
MariaAbdullatif 1 year ago
He looks similar like Jay Sean but just with the fat face.
BossxXxDude 1 year ago
hit!!!!
SLIM5878 1 year ago
too much painchod in that =P
m07ali 1 year ago 3
this guys tooo sickkkk! lool
0KOH0 1 year ago
@101nikz Arounf 10 years ago
btheonet 1 year ago
just wondering wats a panchod
MrTeddy236 2 years ago 9
lmaao sister fucker.
lado786 2 years ago 7
its actually bhain-chod...guy who has fuckd his sister
aktake2 2 years ago
@aktake2 right, except that's how punjabi's say it I guess.
gardengrowsevenonefo 1 year ago
@MrTeddy236 LOL it means sisterfuker
linkbucket 1 year ago
hes funny but when he sais things in punjabi he cant speak with an indian accent which is common amongst indians these days..
thismortalsoil92 2 years ago 10
haha this guy is a the SHUGA loool this is so funny..
iamMajestic 2 years ago 10
Don't you have shame on you to comment an indian being an indian
kishansistla 2 years ago 4
Meh akhia nach penchod, lala panj (pond) penchod.
arabdbest 2 years ago 14
oh thts almost the same as bangla :D
kamubegoakujuga 2 years ago 10
so this is where all the indian ladies bring their white boyfriends j/k :p
pwiattitto 2 years ago 50
@pwiattitto true lolol
saibhy 1 year ago
@pwiattitto if i get to see comedy this good then im gonna get me an indian girlfriend. that plus indian girls are HOTTT
dayiiv 1 year ago 2
hes funnierr than russel
TIgeracademy 2 years ago
@TIgeracademy hell yea
Junta450 2 years ago 7
very true you panchods
MultiDragonKid 2 years ago 42
@MultiDragonKid
teri madi penchod
haha im a gora and all my brown friends taught me LOL
AdmiralZhao007 1 year ago
it is seriously true
MultiDragonKid 2 years ago 13
That lad is funny man
rhinomonster1 2 years ago 9
"Eh fone fucked hai panchod!!!" LOL!
Bh4viSB27 2 years ago 13
hahaaaaaaa
fukin funny
ok bye! ok bye!
halloooooooooooooo!
its true
everything he said was TRUE
dont u tell me i tell u bastaaaaaaaaaard
sikhsolja7 2 years ago 12
Tu kaam ni karda panchod! oh gal kee eh panchodaaa! LOVE IT!
Bh4viSB27 2 years ago 12
nach bernchod !!!!!!!!
yousafali08 2 years ago 9
bol penchodaaaaaaaaaa......main kya bol pencho
labanaify 2 years ago 9
Bhencoodaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XOXO
pananming 2 years ago 3
man this guy is good !!!
yousafali08 2 years ago 14
this is som funny stuff lol
thnx for the upload
yousafali08 2 years ago 7
oh hilarious the page is upside down
halahakash 2 years ago 7
ahahahaaha ben chod bastard!!!!
veer295 3 years ago 7
Hahaha what's he saying when he says nach benchod
pogoman379 3 years ago 9
"nach benchod" means "dance, motherfucker"
I learnt it at a Hindi after school class!
=D
percatio 3 years ago 8
bhenchod is actually sister fuker
dannyistheone 3 years ago 8
Correction,
benchod=Sisterfuker not mf.
Motherfucker=maderchod.
Happy to help! :)
hulknot 2 years ago 9
Nahch bahnchold haha
Blue876235 3 years ago 6
"screamo"
lolf08 3 years ago 4
OKAY BYE :P
xTBKxProductionz 3 years ago 9
OH MEIN KYA NACH BHENCHOD!
mansongirl88 3 years ago 13
Dont You tell I Fuck You You Bastard. LOOL
kinjvyas 3 years ago 10
eh phone fuked hai pan chod
heartz23 3 years ago 10
lol tora jaya bolta heh poonjabay.
gugging35 3 years ago 8
hehe paul is funny tooo
punnu09 3 years ago 4
wtf bhainchod !??
baba901 3 years ago 5
it means sister fuka
dillydon 3 years ago 7
awrite son?
jin37uk 3 years ago 5
Pual is my bst frieds cousin
iloverubarb 3 years ago 10
Oh MEIN KYA LE NAAA BHEN CHODAAAA!!!
shobbit 3 years ago 12
I love his accent .
(:
FUl0VECk 3 years ago 5
lol............its bhenchot.....which means sisterfocka
Adityagaiki 3 years ago 5
the "hallo hallo hallo" part is so true, my aunt phila always does that when she calls my mom over from india! LOL
mihirmaiden18 3 years ago 8
LOL
savethewhales40 3 years ago 9
Saaru Che !!
Chaan Aahet !!
Aacha Hai !!
Nalla Eraku !!
Cool Video !!
ZodiacSystem 3 years ago 13
lol how did learn so many languages?
desidol22 3 years ago 5
LMAO//,,,...itz probably coz he's indian and speakz punjabi and english buht urdu is related wiv punjabi and he probably mixd it all up
icekraker987 3 years ago 7
LMAOO ... ohh panchodaa
icekraker987 3 years ago 6
haha!!...this is sooo funny!! :)
butterflyinthesky654 3 years ago 5
ahahaha Muki de Phone
meeraa123 3 years ago 7
"Mukhi de phone! Bailo Mukhi de phone!" Hahaha, I'm Gujarati and that had me cracking up hahaha.
D3V1L03 3 years ago 7
HAHA! It had me cracking up too! I'm Sindhi & it sounds exactly alike!! This is the first time I've heard him & wow he's funny as hell!! :D
XxShahJxX 3 years ago 8
this is sooo funnny!!!i was crying when i heard this the phone thing killed me. it always used to happen to me.
they wud press harder!!!killed me lol
lafungafootball 3 years ago 8
hey hey dont u tell me ill fuck you then bastard!!!! rotfl
derteemerks 3 years ago 11
he is so funny
rahuls98 3 years ago 5
This is soooo funny, he knows what he us talking bout. By the way for you lot who dont know what beanchoud means look below:
Bean:Sister
Choud:lucker...just replace the l with a familiar letter.
Valzz99 3 years ago 5
thiss guyy is way too funny.
the way hee says pehhnnchoodddd haha fucked me over.haha.
nafay25 3 years ago 17
love the bit about how indian parents stop ppl giving children money...that happens 2 me and im 22!!!!!!!
palvin124 3 years ago 16
leh ley panch pound penchod !!! hahaha
montanacrew786 3 years ago 11
what is pencho?
UglyMaleee 3 years ago 6
The bastard annunciation totally cracks me up!
lottietotty 3 years ago 8
OMGGGG! i nearly cryed!!!!! loooooooool
sonalv9891 3 years ago 2
oh you baastaard! lol!
lakerzfan007 3 years ago 4
Meh kaya nach penchod. Class.
tattionthefloor 3 years ago 5
very true about the dancing lol
konatown5 3 years ago
lay punj pound phannchod! LOL
hsarem 3 years ago
heh fone fucked her benchood.
ati832 3 years ago
LMAOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF. So True . Brilliant. The nach behnchodaaaa !!! part reminds me of this punjabi guy named Billa. He will grab ur arm and pull u on dance floor saying nach behnchodaa. lmaaaaaaaaao . The drunk billaaa
coenser 3 years ago 2
this is so funny man...am laufing my lungs out dude....
nightwolf107 3 years ago 2
lmao its funny how indians are so similar to africans
mgo0895 3 years ago
I know what you're talking about the parents are quite similar...
SykotheraP 3 years ago 5
I just love his English accent.
TehCaster 3 years ago 8
omg... i dont understand a thing hes saying but im laughing my ass off at his accent
v1g3t0 3 years ago 6
hey dun't u tell me them bastrd!!
Prannay0840 3 years ago 2
i fukin love how he says bhaaaiinn chooddd!! haha!!
jhnzb 4 years ago 4
EH FONE FUCKED AH PENCHOD LMAO
sifstarr 4 years ago 8
lmao. All this guy does is swear but its hilarious??
Fuzzbuggy 4 years ago 14
O AHAHA THIS IS SO TRUE !
larrid33 4 years ago 7
LMAO. Funny shit. We punjabis are crazy!
BrownMan8 4 years ago 11
And you know it! XD
vikesh500 4 years ago 3
O mekya naach penchoddd !!!
nitinsantosh 4 years ago 18
oh mey kaaya nach panchod nach panchoda!!! i laughed so hard
funnysunny125 4 years ago 6
love how he says panchoda
canadaguy666 4 years ago 8
nearly all south east asians nearly do that,when they do long distant calls
niveamomo 4 years ago 4
damn dat was sum funny shit. anyone no a good bangladeshi comedian
gohkko 4 years ago
Owite Dave
Kazpatel 4 years ago
Hahahaaa !! Awesome! Punjabi nee bol sakda, Bhenchod! hahaa best !!
rangank 4 years ago
waaaah pern chodiaaaa hahaha
ahmedallion 4 years ago
lol the white ppl are so lost
gooroot 4 years ago 9
LOL..ben chod...that was his best peace..AWESOME
earthquake1011 4 years ago
Lol funny shit !!
JnFWCSS 4 years ago
hey don't you tell me, i'll fuck u then, bastard LOL
faryjay 4 years ago
This guy is awesome
siddino86 4 years ago
loooooooooooooool
al1ya2001 4 years ago 3
oye uth penchoda...bol penchod..lmfao..
SingSoorma 4 years ago
its so funny when he swears in punjabi
lakerzfan007 4 years ago
probably the funniest standup ive seen!
lakerzfan007 4 years ago
My Chemistry teacher's called Chowdhry.
The part where has talking about the distant phone calls, that's with Arabs, too...they think that since you're in a far away country, they have to speak louder, shouting's more like it. "HELLO! OMAR?! CAN YOU HEAAAAAAAAR ME?!"
AyumiJung 4 years ago
nach benchoda lol
mcempire999 5 years ago
well done!
highlander15 5 years ago
Ohhhh myyy goooood!! Fuuunnnyy!!!
Xaltiel 5 years ago
true
spicegirl479 5 years ago
hahah nach BANCHODAA
7192040 5 years ago
lol...its sooo true
jagraj06 5 years ago
hahah...he imitates punjabis perfectly...except he says bhen di gallian WAYY TOO MUCH!!
poonzor1 5 years ago