"It's funny cause it's me and Jesse Eisenberg robbing a bank, it's not like...Val Kilmer and Keanu Reeves robbing a bank" This is so obvious, but it still cracked me up when he said it.
I hate it when at the end of interviews, the guest is looking at the host hand to shake it but gets nothing. Then they ussually look sad and stare at the ground. Shake the man's hand dammit Jimmy. It's Aziz! He's awesome.
@jdubdajuiceman He is going 2 his first big premiere right after this interview so i would be moving alot 2 cause i would be nervous as a mother fucker.
@Uatemydoodle They say the title of the movie several times during this interview.... MOVIE TITLE RIGHT HERE -->'30 MINUTES OR LESS' <-- MOVIE TITLE RIGHT HERE
1:35 = epic voice crack
thisizg4rbag3 2 months ago
tom haverford !!! thumbs up or we're donezo
MrSeven13 2 months ago
Aziz really likes to hit the side of that chair.
glacier2win 2 months ago
"More furiously" xD
Victorinox99 3 months ago 2
hes a genius...not ment to be mention
hollowman113 4 months ago
LAMO STOP AT 2:10 RETARDED!!!!
shayshay0522 4 months ago
"It's funny cause it's me and Jesse Eisenberg robbing a bank, it's not like...Val Kilmer and Keanu Reeves robbing a bank" This is so obvious, but it still cracked me up when he said it.
This guy is very funny and creative.
NightinGal89 4 months ago
what was his old sketch show on mtv
MrKillmachine789 6 months ago
@MrKillmachine789 Human Giant
toThe9thPower 6 months ago
Jesse Eisenberg said the same thing on his interview about the old lady
fairiehearts 6 months ago
@fairiehearts stfu
EpicKILLA54 6 months ago
1:40
hahahahaha
obunkystaind 6 months ago 3
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Aziz looks like a tiny shit with suit on.
TheZagiello 6 months ago
@TheZagiello Are you suppose to look like a 'big shit' with a suit on ? What a demented weiner you are, Hahahahaha !!!
commonsen5e 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Proud to see a fellow brown man that has made it!
jamasterj25786 6 months ago
"did they started filming this 30 years ago?"
iwannagetdirrtyy 6 months ago
lol racist people, hes rich and fucking your mom get off his dickkk
TheRetroHan 6 months ago 10
"this is usually what people buy before they rape someone" had me laughing my ass off
TheCurlyMess 6 months ago 6
lmao at aziz cracking up at his own joke at the end
justingrady24 6 months ago 7
Comment removed
LeBronJMVP 6 months ago
@eyeofexistence Fuck you bitch. This guy is hilarious. You don't like him, then don't watch the video. Dumb kid.
OrophinKid 6 months ago 6
hehe, did any one notice the awkward Moments Aziz had between 2:45 and 2:48 where he didnt kno if jimmy kimmel is gonna shake hands or not ?
kingnooriing 6 months ago 6
@kingnooriing clearly jimmy was offended by aziz, aziz obviously hates interviews haha
dame0117 6 months ago
lol rape kit
crusher10k 6 months ago
@eyeofexistence he's indian and fuck you, racist
vickyKH 6 months ago 7
Rape kit lmao
brent210 6 months ago
@eyeofexistence wow you're a fuck
mrJOEthebrownman 6 months ago 3
@mrJOEthebrownman No, he's a crazy ass fuck.
eqsmooth 6 months ago
lmaooo hahaha this was his funniest interview!
circasurvive04 6 months ago
aziz is the only way to make me watch jimmy kimmel
TheStreetismine 6 months ago
The one dislike is from the spirit of Brian Wells...only a few will know what I'm talking about.
VINCENTvids 6 months ago
Would it be cash or credit for the rape kit?
B1JCH 6 months ago
watch any interview of his and he's always slapping his hand on the arm rest
placki9821 6 months ago
hmmm.. let's count how many times aziz pats the couch w/ his right hand... 1,2,3...1400..
texturalbard 6 months ago
@texturalbard
let's count how many people noticed that... 1...
lamaddussa 6 months ago
Holy crap he is soo funny! So much energy!!
ChenchenTian 6 months ago
Aziz Ansari is not funny thumbs down
ericdominguez123 6 months ago
@ericdominguez123 only one who disagrees lol 1 dislike
GMPro24 6 months ago
it's the funniest movie to open this year. go see it friday
WeenZoo 6 months ago
I SNEEZED. I'M SORRY!
I LOVE AZIZ!!
Xone7 6 months ago
lol only aziz would say hello at the end of an interview
onyxie1694 6 months ago 12
lol his tie is super long
kasimdoubleG 6 months ago
I hate it when at the end of interviews, the guest is looking at the host hand to shake it but gets nothing. Then they ussually look sad and stare at the ground. Shake the man's hand dammit Jimmy. It's Aziz! He's awesome.
SuperiorSwagon1 6 months ago
I have to see 30 Minutes or Less, It looks really funny. Reminds me of Pineapple Express
trooper69pj 6 months ago
Yo Aziz is hilarious but why cant he stay still he was moving throughout the whole interview lmao
jdubdajuiceman 6 months ago 66
@jdubdajuiceman cocaine doesn't allow most people to sit still
aguafiesta69 6 months ago
@jdubdajuiceman Coke nigga
sean1256 6 months ago
@jdubdajuiceman He is going 2 his first big premiere right after this interview so i would be moving alot 2 cause i would be nervous as a mother fucker.
Gr1m5n1p3r86 6 months ago
@jdubdajuiceman Probably very nervous.
NutSHell666 6 months ago
AZIZ IS THE MAN
VVD 6 months ago 140
SINEP <--- Penis backwards
fanaticastype 6 months ago
is he an Indian american ?
sakokosa 6 months ago
@sakokosa Yes, his family is from Tamil Nadu
StanOfGB 6 months ago
@sakokosa yep, it was said in the introduction..
rawjokes 6 months ago
@sakokosa yes
jenck89 6 months ago
1:37 Voice Crack!!!!! LOL!!!!!
Obsession14 6 months ago
pppppenis
diablotank 6 months ago
the movie isnt real is it :(? i'd love to watch it
Uatemydoodle 6 months ago
@Uatemydoodle the movie IS real, it's called "30 minutes or less" and it premieres on friday.
Elmicrobio99 6 months ago
@Uatemydoodle Why the fuck wouldn't it be real?
MartinSeth93 6 months ago
@MartinSeth93 if it is whats it called
Uatemydoodle 6 months ago
@Uatemydoodle Urm.. its called Thirty Minutes or Less! Are you high?
kukidoe1 6 months ago
@Uatemydoodle They say the title of the movie several times during this interview.... MOVIE TITLE RIGHT HERE -->'30 MINUTES OR LESS' <-- MOVIE TITLE RIGHT HERE
MartinSeth93 6 months ago
@MartinSeth93 really? rofl i must be real tired then. thanks
Uatemydoodle 6 months ago
Whats Mark Zuckerberg doing in there xd
J454R3V1C 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
aziz ansari = i jizzed im sorry
Xezatt 6 months ago
ballsaK?
ManUTDvids 6 months ago
vagina
Foxx6699 6 months ago
hi
calvinblinkee 6 months ago
what a aziz
YouTheNewsTube 6 months ago
PENIS!
peekayboo 6 months ago
DICKS!
ThorFan4Life 6 months ago
BALLS!
bballa235 6 months ago
babies down the drain, babies down the drain, rape, babies down the drain.
fanaticastype 6 months ago
where is the fuck babies guy
cen978 6 months ago
@cen978 LOL
kennyfenny1 6 months ago
Kimmy Jimmel
TheNikeTen 6 months ago
first
b0000ne 6 months ago
First :O
015sunshine 6 months ago