2, The Ranting Gryphon: "Yiff In Hell" Preview #2

[Warpony9000]

What a moron. While other furries actually spend time being creative, others with no talent like this guy whine because he feels the internet doesn't love him.

[autonomousanomaly]

@Warpony9000 *bitch slaps with Wiimote* I AM UP FAR TOO EARLY FOR THIS SHIT

[TheDrewManXD]

@Warpony9000 comedy is creative

[NinjaMinkzx]

By the time I'm done hearing all of 2's videos, I'll have toned abs from laughing so much!

[femoman]

Brilliant. Cool personality, good jokes, not to mention he does actually look kinda like a gryphon!

[Corpsolian]

@femoman ... HOW? IN WHAT WAY DOES HE LOOK LIKE A LION CROSSED WITH AN EAGLE?

[femoman]

@Corpsolian ....Ill be honest, I'm not sure, lol. Maybe I'm mistaken and it's the other way round (his fursona looks alot like him)

[MrReply616]

i do pimp practice all the time and im only 13 years old :)

[sirmay0]

THANK YOU 2 for makeing my day a little bit more fun

[jamesthecat64]

"It's a scientologist.......RUN!" Rofl.....

[poo66rox6]

He's gay?!

[Seraphna]

@poo66rox6 Gayer then a rainbow speckled unicorn on parade. <3

[StatickTheFox]

@poo66rox6 not all gays are flameboyant

[gimpnipples]

the laughter track is added afterwards

[StatickTheFox]

@gimpnipples yeah cause if they didnt take out the laughter in the room you wouldn't be able to hear him.

[gimpnipples]

@StatickTheFox people laughed when he told them he was going to be a comedian... well, theyre not laughing now!

[StatickTheFox]

@gimpnipples im laughin i think he is funny as hell

[gimpnipples]

@StatickTheFox if you find him funny, you will LOVE Bill Hicks. (get it? Because 2gryphon stole Bill Hicks act and jokes amirite? lolololololol)

[StatickTheFox]

@gimpnipples i dont see any simularaties really but i think he sounds more like george carlin

[ShatteringGlassX]

Is it wrong to think that out of all the furfags i hate in the world, that this is funny?

[Chrinik]

@ShatteringGlassX Exeptions proof the rule XD He is one of the (rare) things the fandom spawned that can be enjoyed by anyone.

[KoTORSolid2]

@ShatteringGlassX Do u hate the "normal" people who live around you?

[Seraphna]

@ShatteringGlassX Not really.

[gwb911]

sooo itz called yiff in hell because.... 

ripoff

[X0xNullx0X]

"Oh look a scientologist!

...

RUN!"

[demonjack123]

LOL, EPICNESS MAN IS EPIC!!

[sambow1212]

you do tigerclaws voice in an animation right?

[PoisonP3ach]

Lol

i love it!

and fyi 2 there is a Wii game where it might as well be a masturbator sim, you shake the wii mote as hard as you can up and down to make the top pop off before the other player pops his! xD

[demonjack123]

@PoisonP3ach Epic. LOL

[sadisticnacho]

Aweaomeness

[MissLucySpring]

The thing i love most about 2 is that he proves that im not the most sarcastic, evil and angry person in this world :D Beside that his shows are great and he is totally loveable, if thats too sugar sweet of a compliment im just gonna say " He is fucking great" then i should be sure everyone understands ^^

Im just pretty sure my boyfriend is ginna sue him ever so soon because im a quoting 2 at all times. There is never a point of the day where one of his quots dossent fit in. 2 For The Win!!

[zkilla30]

I don't know what this "furry/furfag" argument is (i've been seeing it around lately), and personally, i don't want to get involved. I just want to say this guy is generally funny, and might just get bumped up to one of my favorite comedians. Might even check out the DVD too.

[MrLoneWolf009]

2 you so deserve that spot on the comedy cellar

[Anawnymous]

Play Manhunt 2 for Wii!

[TheWiggler1234]

Hopefully I'm able to get these off of ebay. :)

[thatblargguy]

Where has this guy BEEN

[Robokrade]

They need to make a pimp game for the wii XD

[BenMan54321]

It's like pimp practice! Where's my money, bitch?

[LupineVixen]

I love yoooooou~<3 Muches so so much! :D

[TALOS7887]

Okay its a scientologist!....run!

Monster just went out of my nose when he said that

[Gryphonzwing]

FURRRRRRIES ROCK

[standimitri]

@Gryphonzwing Yea! it makes me depressed on their misjudgement T.T

[KILLTHIS]

Just Awesome.

[kfuzz123]

why is it called yiff in hell?

[hyperdude3]

what would be my first thought if I suddenly wasn't gay? XD AWESOMESAUCE!!!

[GhostKitten69]

:D I didn't think it was possible for anyone to be this ADD.

[Hardtack444]

lulsers ya, ADD, high IQ, performer, cynical

= results in hlarity

[mavis130]

"...It's a scientologist... run!"

I think that is the best joke ever, and it was only a second or 2 away from the previous one, "stab the baby"

[zcarrell]

pimp practice lol

[TheDicel]

GENIUS :D

[MrLoneWolf009]

"it's like pimp practice 'BITCH WHERE'S MY MONEY'" lol nintendo fail

[anthonystuart69]

don't you hate it when you're like...raping a clown....

at that point, 2 does not need to continue that joke, it's done XD

[Kaileigh0314]

Pimp practice! haha.

[Vash001]

Ah 2 you make me smile. Sadly the audio rants are broken on the site, but We still got the video *dances* And I finally bought Yiff in Hell

[DrunkNinja19]

I was pretty skeptical upon hearing about a furry comedian, but this was genuinely funny.

Especially the whole Wii/"bitch where's ma money" thing, that cracked me up XD

[Nurdapurda]

@DrunkNinja19 Well, there's always one exception to every rule.

I'm intrigued though; does he actually discuss furfaggotry in his routine? I mean, that's a pretty niche thing that not many in the audience would identify with or even know about (especially if they're over 30).

I'm just intrigued to see if it would go over well.

Personally though, I think he's a rip off of Lee Evans; he mentioned furfags once, tore into them for about half a minute.

Legend.

[Dragoncurse4]

@Nurdapurda I just wikipediad him and Actually the guys a furry and performs mostly at furry conventions. So my guess is he probably rips into those that call furrys furfags instead of ripping into the furrys themselves.

[Chrinik]

@Dragoncurse4 He does have a hatred towards whiney faggots and generally doesn´t restrain himself from beating the fandom when he feels like it.

Especially the whole "I are fursecuted!" Bullshit...he doesn´t like that apparently.

Yes he intends cons, yes he is gay, yes he is a furry but he does rant about the stupid aspects of it just as he rants about anything else.

[KoTORSolid2]

@DrunkNinja19 About 40% of the furry comunnity will be smarter than every single person in a 50 mile radius of their house

[DrunkNinja19]

@KoTORSolid2 What a random thing to say to me.

And that's a massive exaggeration. I agree that furries are a considerably smarter-than-average group, but they're not all geniuses.

I think you're mistaking me for a furry-hater?

[amig90]

Eh, not bad. Keep it up. I'm glad ther were no furry jokes beacause I don't get em.

[2gryphon]

Apparently didn't fail at getting you to waste your time writing a response no one cares about.

Your failsauce bores me.

[Bokii1331]

Oh, the celebrity graces me with his presence. By the fact that you responded, you proved exactly the contrary to what your words say(i.e. you didn't respond to the troll, nor the furries responding to aforementioned troll). As for boring you, I apologize, not all of us can turn a rant into comic gold. And I mean that last bit sincerely, even if the first lines drip with sarcasm. The bulk of what I read/watch of yours is entertaining in every way.

[2gryphon]

Was your message responding to someone else? I thought you were talking about me.

[Bokii1331]

Which message? My first was directed at the troll and everyone stupid enough to respond. My second was directed at you. Unless of course you're being sarcastic, in which case, my prepared response is "Meh.", for I am too damn lazy to counter.

[2gryphon]

The first one. It wasn't posted as a response to anyone, so I thought you were talking about furries.

[Bokii1331]

Nah. Just talking about anyone stupid enough to troll or be trolled. I have this condition, where the stupid must be derided, and preferably made to cry. Which, I suppose, is a form of trolling in itself, since sometimes I'd swear 90% of the populous are stupid.

[Bokii1331]

is stupid*

[45Thunderbird]

lol this guy thinks hes funny

[JaccoRenooij]

Actually, he is funny. =) Not only he is funny, he's right.

[HowlinTerror]

Oh Noes! A flame war hath started on the internet concerning teh furries! I guess us furries better start feeling bad before people make fun of us some more! Oh wait, I bet posting a comment on a youtube video will help! Call in the CAPSLOCK.

Any fur reading this just don't... just don't play their game. Dont make the trolls win.

[CodManiac15]

:) Hi, yeah just laugh at the trolls. Works all the time, you don't even need to fake laughing xD

[minx112]

You know wat? I'm not even gonna try to even with you. I hate trolls who just don't listen. P.S. have you even seen any of this? or have you just seen other trolls yell it and you thought, well this must be right! Anyways, respond if you want I'm ignoring you.

[minx112]

what about the thousands of other people that do that? Are they not special just because they're not furry? honestly being a furry is just the respect of anthropormorphic art (bet you've heard this b4 >.>). Some people just take that to the next level and create costumes. We know were not animals (the SANE people anyways). People have fursonas just as a "okay I have something". Some people don't even HAVE fursonas. Also barely any furry is a real fag. Most are bi or straight.

[caterus]

We already talked about this remember. or all the drugs you are on you forgot. I work for the State. I have a very good job. I own my own house. three cars.

I see you never answered my questions. Not all furries wear fursuits.Besides I am married with kids. don't really make me gay.

You really need to read up before you try and bash something you clearly have no understanding of.

Regards

[caterus]

Um Pedo Bear you mean, And that has nothing to do with furries.

As for people screwing animals. Those types are not furries. (most of those people don't even know what a furry is)

As for Frank gembeck Jr so what, One furry. thats a very lame remark. so you are saying since he is a furry that ALL furries are into child porn??? just listen to how stupid that sounds.

Did you spend hours googling furries to find the one person

And for a non furry how do you even know to search for Gembeck?

[caterus]

Really you should give up being a Troll. it is not working out for you. Your info is not correct or Mime Qoutes.

you are as bad as a christian trying to disprove evolution by saying God did it, the bible says so.

to be honest with you the furfag and yiff in hell is like from 5 years ago. why not try to come up with a new insult. cause they really don't work anymore

[Razor6731]

TONIGHT WE YIFF IN HELL!!!

[JeffMc]

This guy fucking sucks.

[hebesphenomegacorona]

hey guys if you're really mad at gman why don't you go have sex with an animal about it

[Lowdian]

Good idea, that'll cheer me up (I think it's blatantly obvious this is sarcasm, but since trolls aren't exactly smart people I'll state it: It is sarcasm)

[MonickerL]

It's a... it's a Scientologist... RUN!

[DropletOfSour]

"It's like pimp practice, bitch where's my MONEY!?"

[Sigmanonymous]

Man... if he hates the Wii, he's gonna be pissed when Project Natal comes out.

[SunnyHappy2008]

Umm...isn't it a bit rude to call someone a 'Furfag'? Seems kinda prejudiced. If you disagree with something, can't you just say things in an intelligent, grown up manner? State your points and don't be rude about it. Have a little respect for the diversity of people, just like you would want for yourself.

[minx112]

well that's what ALL the furries have been telling trolls, but they never listen. and trolls almost NEVER get new material... except for this troll. he actually tried to act like a furry. I honestly haven't seen that before ^.^

[samcat9]

And then I looked over and I noticed the emergency fire exit. And the sign for that was, "English, Spanish, French..." And I thought, "What a polite way to say that the Chinese should just burn!" XDDDDDDD

Playing a video game used to look like this, *arcade style* then it looked like this *handheld/controller style*, now, y- *swings arm around rapidly* XDDDDDDDDDDDDD It's like pimp practice. "B****, where's my money!?" LOL!

2, you ROCK! XDDDD

[caterus]

And if you read my profile you could see I work. I have my own house, I pay my own bills.

So once again you have failed to try to put me in some stereotype. Anyway as I said you are not a Marine. Hell your videos on your list are not even made by you.

I could get a bunch of Marine videos and pretend to be a Marine as well, but unlike you I don't pretend to be something I am not.

[darksblackwings]

I don't recall lying in that post. Every word I said in that comment was the truth.

[darksblackwings]

Yea, I would be a 21 year old woman who has a steady job and is going to college. Just because I'm a fur doesn't make me anything less than you. And you shouldn't have the right to call yourself a Marine, a true Marine would have the respect and love for his country and all of her people, including those who are different.

[caterus]

Marine, my ass, more like a wannbie marine that got kicked out or couldn't pass basic trainning. Please a Real Marine has respect for others. Like mall cops thinking they are real police officers.

Second I have a few friends who are Marines and furries, 2 guys who work for NSA who are furries.

SO don't even try your bull that furries dont have real jobs.

We are not 35 year olds living in basements of our parents house, or any of that other bull you try to say about furries

You are NO Marine

[blankedmind88]

I have to agree with the video game statement, but watching little kids send their remotes flying at their parents, dog, or other hapless victim is priceless.

[TempleOfSin]

While we're speaking in broad generalizations...

people could just look at your videos and see ample evidence to suggest you're a pseudo-fascist right-wing ditto-head gun nut.

Why are you spending time on Youtube? Shouldn't you be out shooting raccoons or distributing racist propaganda?

I could point out that what I said is one part defamation and one part factual relativism, but then you'd know all about that wouldn't you.

Not a furry btw. I don't like them or hate them. I'm just logical

[caterus]

aww the little boy is trying to sound all adult how cute.

You do know saying furfag has no effect, But keep trying.

Then again after looking at your profile I see how narrow minded with your sense of humor. either that or your just another punk kid trying to be cool

[caterus]

douche nothing forced

[caterus]

furfag? is that your best comment . thats as bad as calling a gay person a fag it is sorta expected.

Try again with something new updated.

he is stilll a comic and funny.

But whatever be a troll, hug your bible and have your narrow minded view

[caterus]

you clearly dont know 2!

[lupinewarrior]

god 2 is Hilarius x3

[tigerfang116]

beat the cop, stab the baby, its a scientologist...run!

[askmagus]

Burn the babies! BBQ BABY! MURHAHAHA

[xDCJx]

Hah

[DvChappelle]

This is the first comedian I seen that has touched up on this stuff. It's so random, but awesome at the same time.

[jmays2007]

A gay furry comedian? Yay~! It's about time ^.=.^

[xDCJx]

Gay and Furry AND a comedian? Must be a rough life

[jmays2007]

Think so?

[illikemovies]

i think he gets a hell lot of stuff for his shows think about it he earns money on odd situations from the 2 other

[xDCJx]

So, he's just a funny cock sucker?

[Aznwolf315]

It's a Scientologist!

[l0o0oser]

run!

[fiveMIRrOrs]

Quickly, hide the children!

[Nekru2]

Don't you hate it, when you're raping a clown....

LOL!

[tsukinoremy]

he's gay? =D Yay!

[SabahAlev]

because your contributions to society are thrilling. again, no basis. you're spewing shit with no factual backing. enjoy your fail.

[Ayutastique]

LOL genius~~!

[KungFatty]

lol he's so not funny

[chaosmyr]

lol he is so fucking funny.

[ExarKatarn]

Your lol-fist dragon punches me right in the taint, good sir. HOOUKEN! But really, dig the dark sense of humor. Aaand, it's not that you're a furry that's appealing to me, it's that your charisma appeals, in my opinion, to the digital generation. Win.

[01234V43210]

God damn you're dumb.

[LichKingIsBack]

lol awesome!

[SaturnEternity]

Its a Scientologist....RUN! XD

[NapkinSaviour]

I criticize idiots

YOU HAF BEEN OWNT

[spiceyvideo]

*EEEP* the sound of death.

[gavdoff]

Playing video games now is like pimp practice!

Quality ={[O.o]}=

[gavdoff]

well thats your opinion, I had mine and I thought it was funny, certainly not the funniest thing ive heard but it was funny.

If you have to be negative, try constructive criticism and actually type something more than its shit, though I guess you probably just copy/pasted that in LOL

[wapredkawaii]

I would love to see you live, I've been listening for years. even when I don't agree with a point I laugh my ass off.

[kova1711]

You're awesome =P

[smallfoxproductions]

Aww your gay?

That sucks for me :S.

Your flipping amazing love,

I hope you livve life to the full,

:0

[Spinnerjo]

You are my most very favorite. I do believe I have fallen in love!!

[Tezaton]

Typical Youtube reply to negative comments. "IF U HATE IT SO MUCH Y U WATCH EET"

If you hate the negative comments so much, why are you reading and replying to them? Yeah exactly, same logic.

[2gryphon]

Only no one is actually going out of their way to talk about how much they hate the negative comments, are they?

So... epic almost-logic, there.

[gavdoff]

I just got a 'its shit' reply to a complimentary comment I left.

I always reply, comment good or bad, unless its spam or uncalled for.

What annoys me is when a person feels stongly enough to post a neg comment, but just types something like 'crap' or 'shit' etc.

If ppl feel that strongly, could type something of worth and justify their view with constructive criticism, at least the criticised has something to consider also the criticiser doesnt look like the dick they probably are! LOL

[Chrinik]

Lol "WHY IS THIS DICK IN MY MOUTH? THATS NOT RIGHT!" Totally Epic guy^^

[808keaolani]

wait, whys it called 'yiff in hell' ?

[Chrinik]

why not?

[CorruptedRaven]

Great stuff 2, as always, keep up the good work.

[FremenWarrior]

"It's a Scientologist.... RUN!" Haha 2 is hilarious.

[14lvl]

I love your work. I've been a fan for a while, ever since someone posted one of your older rants about art theft on a forum of mine... I'm going to have to get your DVDs when I scrape together the money.

[NewfDraggie]

Funny stuff 2, keep up the good work!

Honestly, I've never seen or heard any of your stuff until the FA thing you just posted not too long ago, now I can see myself being a big fan. :3

[Vumaisu]

You ever notice, people don't just leave comments on youtube? There always seems to be a fight or debate breaking out. It seems to be a popular thing with 2's vids especially. At least one a video. Though I havn't wen't back and made sure of that, it is pretty close to one a video. Anywho! Love your comedy 2, but this stand up seemed a little bland compared to some of your other stuff. ^^;

[TempleOfSin]

The fights breaking out and debates are just forum habits spilling over into Youtube comments. I'm guilty of it myself.

[hammerhead300]

I was forced to sit through an hour long 2 stand-up "special" (special being the operative word here). The only time I laughed, during his whole performance, I laughed because I had his joke figured out before he was anywhere close to the punchline and my punchline was better than his.

Then again, his target audience consists of people who are entertained by anime and techno. Simple minds, simple pleasures, I guess.

[2gryphon]

I'm sorry, but I have to ask... What moron would sit for an hour in front of a comic that wasn't making him laugh? I sure wouldn't! Why are you watching YouTube videos of a comic that didn't make you laugh when you saw him live?

No comic will ever make everyone laugh. If you don't like it, do yourself a favor and get up and walk out. It's not going to hurt MY feelings.

[hammerhead300]

I have a couple friends who are furs who told me that you were funny and asked me to watch one of your DVD's with them. I didn't want to be impolite, say, "What did you guys have to smoke to make this funny?" and leave, so I watched the whole thing with them.

Hey, if you have a lot of people who think you're funny, that's cool. All I'm saying is that I'm not one of those people, and I'm not sure what it is about furries that they find it entertaining.

[Vidszhite]

I am not a fur and I find 2 hilarious.

[VtheXenomorphQueen]

If you hate him so much why are you watching him on the internet, now that's pretty stupid.

And I have non-furrie friends who don't like anime or techno and they find him entertaining.

[hammerhead300]

I don't hate him, I just don't find him terribly funny and am puzzled as to why he's a furry celebrity. I noticed a couple of the comments, clicked on the link to the video to see what they said, and decided to add my own 2 cents.

[Tiptoetherat]

As 2 said, not every comic will work for everyone. It doesnt take a high IQ to figure that out. I never found Richard Prior all that funny for example, but I didn't (don't) go around asking people why they think he is a comic god and I don't assume that the people who enjoy him are "simple minded". Kiss off and leave 2 and his fans alone, you will be doing everyone a favor.

[hammerhead300]

Let's consider, for a moment, the ratio of people who found Richard Pryor funny to the ratio of people who find 2 funny.

People from all walks of life find Pryor funny. How many people outside the furry fandom know that 2 even exists, let alone find him funny?

[Tiptoetherat]

How does the popularity of the comic in question change my point? I used Richard Prior as an example simply because he is a well known comedian (that I don't get). If popularity is a measure of quality then Briteny Spears must be a music god and Barrack Obama must be the greatest leader in the world. If you don't find 2 funny then move on to someone you do find funny, leave his fans be and the next time you think "well I should add my two cents" let it go.....

[Solitariix]

What you call "furry" is not a fandom. It's a way of LIFE.

Furry Is Life. <3 P.L.U.R. friends, peace, love, unity and respect. Spread it.

[Chrinik]

It turned into a way of life, which is why there is so much hatred against you hardcore furrys...

It started as a fandom and thats what it is for me to this day.

Also that PLUR kinda reminds me of the German Anthem<.< serriously.

"Unity and Peace and Freedom for the German fatherland."

UPFG....

[psycotigerman]

is this guy a furry or is he against furries

[Sneakysneaky88]

Both. Oh wait, he's against EVERYTHING. You think furry drama is bad, wait until you see the furry RAAAAAAAGE, muahaha. So long as you can take him with a pinch of salt, his stuff is great.

[BCadizzle]

in other words hes a furry that hates everything including furs. To many...He is God!

[psycotigerman]

kind confusing but he is still funny

[BCadizzle]

check out his other stuff.

[psycotigerman]

okz

[Oedi2674]

Hehe, your vids make my day when its gray man. Keep it up^^.

[coji120233]

i think he is meant to be disliked but he is funny as hell

[CntrlAltLeet]

I smiled twice during this video... Both times when he said he was gay.

Seriously, is this guy supposed to suck or what? Because if so, bravo.

[2gryphon]

Well, I'm sorry you didn't like it. On the bright side, now that you know, you don't have to look at any more of my videos.

[tjsynkral]

I beta tested that shit.

[Firefret30003]

Dam, I really need to more furry conventions.....

...Heck, I'd like to just go to ONE furry convention before I die!

[Firefret30003]

I just laughed so hard, I can't feel my arms!

[Firefret30003]

Tezaton? Personguy? Go Suck a Railroad Spike!

People like and laugh at different things.

Some people like laughing at Bill Cosby's jello pudding advert, Some people laugh at Old people being set on fire.

We're ALL different.

And if you don't particulary like something, just turn it the fuck off!

Click the little X in the corner and just walk away.