Sarcasm Screen - Are You Popular? (1947)

[ZEEMADMAN]

I made some Brownies! They've got Lebanese, and Afghan Hash in them! I sold them at the Bake Sale at School yesterday. The Teachers cleaned me out in 15 minutes. $10.00 each!

Sorry Mr. and Mrs Smith, I need to go upstairs an have sex with your daughter before I know if she's worth spending any moeny for a date on her! Times are hard, and so am I! Unless you already know Mr. Smith?

[ZEEMADMAN]

Hello. Hass, haassss, hassss, hasssss. Who is this? Hasss hassss hasssa hassss. WHO IS THIS. It's your father, tell your Mother I'll be late again. Hass haaaaaasssss hasssss. Dad, your such a creep!

[ZEEMADMAN]

The Police called, they've traced the call, he's in the house!

Let's go over props. Tonights play is a Doctor Muellers Sex Shoppe! Know what this is? Hahaha. I saw a Nun in the Frankfurt Airport, pushing a baggage cart with that ad on it "Doctor Muellers Sex Shoppe", if only I'd had a camera then!

[ZEEMADMAN]

Jenny? I'd do her. On the table in the cafeteria. Call it show and tell! Or a book report. A trial sex ed class? Pay attention everyone, there will be a test later! Especially for the girls!

[flitterella]

Pastuerized cheese?

[Garionepsilon]

This film seems to have a lot more sexual inuendo than it seems. Just goes to show, popularity in public schools is based on who's sleeping with who.

[Applemask]

"You don't, of course, this is a public school."

"Saturday 19th, feign interest in loser. Saturday 12, kill self, leave suicide note."

"This is Coronet asking you to conform to society's every trend. Thank you."

[yawsomeproductions]

lol kill self leave suicide note.

[SmashRockgroin]

That was my personal favourite riff in this, too.

[spizzyguy]

Lulzamophone!

[SmashRockgroin]

im so happy ^ _ ^ :p

[spizzyguy]

No, I'm so happy ^ _  ^

[jooshandeh]

LMAO! Sarcasm screen is the best thing since they cast James Sherwood for Cast Away 2

[SmashRockgroin]

Now that, sir, is wildly overpraising me. :p