George Carlin - Fussy Eater

[TJGanser]

spot on

[snakeinthereeds]

It's fortunate that George Carlin never ended up in any of the places Bear Grylls does....

[freckleface221]

KUMQUATS 

[smegweevil]

What kind of accent is he doing when he speaks as a child? Sounds Hispanic?

[Scottytoohotty41]

i want to buy all his material, i'm too too scared to watch everything by George Carlin because once I watch it all there will be nothing more to look forward to :(

[doingitforsteamlol]

YOU LAIK IT? YOU EAT IT! i love the way he says that XD

[kojiq3]

anyone know where i can get a cleaner recording of this priceless scream? 5:36

[trident3b]

Brilliant.. Hope this is watched in the UK... they all bark "stop being so fussy" over there... the one place where it is perfectly normal and appropriate to be fussy! That expression over there drove me mad. How to get kids to eat pure crap "oh stop being so fussy, I never saw anyone so finicky"... that traumatised me for life.

[caxtonman]

@trident3b I am a recent convert to George and I'm from the UK. I agree with about being "fussy" but there are so many American words which could mess with your head over here, like you wear pants on the outside and we wear them underneath trousers, you have a fender on your car, we play it, your men have fannys, our women have fannys!!

[trident3b]

@caxtonman UK people have become second class US citizens & I agree our language has been completely screwed up, including the idiotic US type intonation people in the UK now also use such as raising the 'tone' at the end of each sentence or statement as if to ask a question or suggest ones opponent requires education on something. With the 'fussy' thing I meant the UKs penchant to do things so crudely and boorishly & then claim others to be fussy. I'm a brit but can't stand the UK.

[caxtonman]

@trident3b Wow, you've really got a downer about this, I was just giving a light hearted response to your observation! The UK may not be perfect, but I certainly wouldn't want to live anywhere else in the world my friend.

[trident3b]

@caxtonman yeah, you're right. I'm bitter. My experience in the UK was horrendous, but fortunately I speak other languages and didn't grow up in the UK but did grow up surrounded by people from the UK. I went to the UK in 2005 and worked there for almost 4 years. Never ever again. So much lying, cheating and BS it was too much for me. You're observation is right regarding my sentiments. I lost many 1000s. This is not personal. Apologies. Enjoy the UK. I certainly enjoy not being there

[trident3b]

@caxtonman your fanny example is indeed funny. I was dating an amarican girl here in Germany many years ago. We went out for a bike ride once when it rained and the parked bike saddles obvioulsy got wet. Foolishly she simply sat on the saddle to ride on promptly getting off again and complaning to me that she now had a "wet fanny". I joked saying I didn't realise I had that effect on her so quickly which she didn't understand at first. I explained and the joke was then understood.

[caxtonman]

@trident3b Nice one! I would have laughed my head off at that. LOL!

[NICKREAPER316]

"I don't know...I know I don't like it...You like it? You eat it." I love that.

[PapiTheProd]

This guy is a legend.

[legolas435]

carlin with a green shirt

wtf

[xB4ZZZ]

thought it said pussy eater

[623alterego]

Their is a bit of a difference between this and the one on the "A place for my stuff" CD, but its too funny that I just don't give a shit.

[shod3]

you like it? you eat it!

[MrMac177]

Head Cheese- the cheese made from the lower head of a male

[GoblinXXX]

@MrMac177 It's really kind of worse.

[Ygdrasel]

@MrMac177

...Nope.

[forestgreen98]

Thousands of seeds in there and a whole bunch of jelly looking stuff euhhh

[errorexe3]

Step on that fuck!

[kilroy055]

my sides hurt from laughing haha... "Before it gets to the children!

[gablison]

i love carlin as much as the next guy... but i've never been a fussy eater... i was more of an eat everything... i live my life by the phrase "you won't know if you like it if you don't try it" ...i don't find this sketch particularly relatable... but the way he gets his ideas across is so funny!

[caxtonman]

In the UK we call Egg Plant - Aubergine (sounds bad either way!!)

[adam917]

@caxtonman Do people in the UK know both versions of such words that are different on each side of the Atlantic?

[caxtonman]

@adam917 Yes, Aubergine is more recognisable than Egg Plant. Mind you, sometimes words don't carry across too well eg.: Fanny, trunk, purse, fag, pants are in the UK: Virgina, boot, money holder, cigarette, trousers. We have a shit, you just smoke it ! ! !??

[gbindahouse94]

@caxtonman As someone from the UK, you were right except "money holder". We use "wallets", not money holders.

[melly5419]

i misread the title. thought it said pussy eater

[Fyndy]

I actually tried head cheese......and then remembered from Little House on the Prairie that it was the brains of a pig and promptly puked. It was gray and wiggly and absolutely disgusting. I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth thinking about that......

[sillylittletroy]

"Hen cum!"

[bensa144]

Anyone come here thinking it said "Pussy Eater"?

[andydude30]

@bensa144 Yes, and the funny part is i've seen this video countless times haha

[Dreamichigo1]

I think i pissed my pants at 5:20

[IronManXXX]

Hen cum....aaaaaaaahhhhhhh

[TheCavs6]

Pretty damn funny...one of those pussy picky eaters though..

[twiggypine33]

Head cheese RRUUUUUGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

[davidkowalski11]

I don't eat nothing that don't smell right to me. I sniff my food before I eat it. My friends look at me like I'm nuts, and I say "God put my nose in front of my mouth for a reason. If it smells like shit, it'll taste like shit!"

[jlew92xx]

pussy eater

[TheRedDash]

I'm the same way Carlin. I am one picky bastard lol.

[Javis586]

Thumbs up if you thought that that F was the letter after O...

[HockeyFan5706]

I soooooooooo misread the title

[dukesfan10]

"Look at the big bug, step on the big bug!! Before he gets to the children."

[computerwrite]

@WhiteDraenei I agree. He did get better as he got older.

[RobinFlysHigh]

probably the best carlin EVER.

[Dementeddizzy79]

"want some succotash?"

"what did you call me you fuck?!"

[NuffinUNeed]

I read the name as 'George Carlin - Pussy Eater'. ><;

[LeMarquisDivin]

IT'S HEN CUM!

!!!!!AAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH!­!!!!!

[vealer2]

@LeMarquisDivin made me lol along time ago , when we ate eggs , me and my brother yelled hen cum AHHHHH ...  mom got pissed LOL

[BigK9359]

Thought this title said "Pussy Eater"

[maja406]

@BigK9359

I was just about to write that :)

[maja406]

@BigK9359

I was just about to write that :)

[Roronoa2zoro]

Well fuck... after the larva analogy i don't think i'll ever be able to eat tomato again

[jakamneziak]

does that mean Mr., Carlin won't eat gravy?

[raeven1212]

a friend of mine calls guacamole the dip of doom

[punk3r7]

PUSSY EATER

[millenniumf1138]

I think he ruined tomatoes for me . . .

[SonicThunderBYG]

I read the "u" in "Fussy" the way you'd read it in "Pussy".

[MrWwefan15]

@SonicThunderBYG me 2

[MusicandGamesandStuf]

he named almost every food I hate.

[PinkertonStudsworth]

"You want some SQUAAASH?"

"SHIIIT, NOOO!"

[DARTHnillz]

oh.....fussy eater....of course....whoops.

[XInfernalBlastX]

if i have to ask questions, fuck it! I pass!

[JakeAlfa15]

"I don like dat" what New York accent is that?

[dat828boi]

Thumbs up if you thought the title read "Pussy eater" lol

[1223Melo]

"Then they try to corner me with, logic..."

[nzephier]

i will admit, i will eat anything. but if someone literally came up to me, YELLING at me like "YOU WANT SOME SQUASH!?!?" i would say SHIT NO to!

[97ALEx12x]

I like hen cum....

[griesrt]

"what'd u calll me u fuck!, eh look out hubasuhenfh" LOL

[gimmeshelter92]

STEP ON THE BIG BUG!. . .before he gets to the children XD

[Makoto7494]

BEFORE HE GETS TO THE CHILDREN!

[emeraldw7]

This is awsome...

[invaderzimgirl91]

this is my favorite george calrin skit it's sooo funny :) i laugh everytime :)

[warriorofwrestlingv3]

I had eggs last night. I assumed the white stuff was just fat or something. Now I know. Now I know

[KachyChan]

Fussy eater = 1/2 of all children

[InfernumThe]

Lobster is really good! You should taste it!

[trequor]

BEFORE HE GETS TO THE CHILDREN!

[kornflakes1695]

Terrible sounding food....... "Head Cheese"

[Irunia427]

That is my exact reaction to tomatoes ^-^

[LeoDevildog]

I only came here cuz i though that it said " Pussy eater" instead of fussy eater.....

[DeathnoteBB]

How food is said never really bothered me, it was usually just the taste.

[DeathnoteBB]

It's kinda funny that I HATE euphemisms. It's never what a person means, and they get into the habit of using the same ones so it's like they're an NPC, saying the same things over and over again as if off a script.

[SovietRei]

"YOU WANT SOME SQUUUUAAASH?!"

"SHIT NO!"

[spartan159]

So young. I love his different voices.

[ShortFingeredShreder]

At first glance, I thought it said "Pussy Eater"

[mdude1012]

exactly how i feel about tomatoes, i hate tomatoes they're disgusting

[SSky06]

STEP ON THE BIG BUG.

[WelcomeToMylesUTube]

"WHATS THIS? NEVER MIND, GIVE ME A WHOLE LOT OF IT"

"That's a rats asshole Don...."

[sasuke343]

@WelcomeToMylesUTube certainly makes a hell of a fondue

[ebiljebus]

@WelcomeToMylesUTube "WELL, HELL, ANYTHING'S GOOD IF YOU COOK IT RIGHT!"

[RedPaganPunk]

George Carlin was not only the best comic, but also probably one of the greatest minds of our time. Especially if you hear him talk about the government and serious topics.

Random addition, but Bologna is a food I won't eat based on the name. I mean, wtf WHY IS IT SPELLED THAT WAY? And then the taste EUCH!!! Leftover chicken/pig parts. Just like hotdogs. *Vomit*

[mattman8110]

@RedPaganPunk george carlin is da best

[DeathnoteBB]

@RedPaganPunk probably cause it's name's origin is a different language.

[haidar9999]

WTF he sounded like Peter Griffin

[wkukicksbutt]

is it sad that when I read the link i thought it said pussy eater

[petitequinte]

@wkukicksbutt Blessed are the dirty-minded, for they shall have constant entertainment. :D

[saxmastergq]

lol @ 5:37

[Maratuch]

Hey cool out it's fuckin Lima beans and corn .........Hhhhhaaaaaahahahhaa

[CerialSquirrel]

I love lobsters and crabs! but fuck those god damn tomatoes!!!

[killercabbage1]

yeah, I misread that too

[VaughnAndCompany]

The Little Carlin voice sounds like a retarded Tony Montana. Still love him, miss ya George!

[kojikatsuya]

4 people are fussy eaters aka big pains in the ass.

[narutosas007]

im a fussy eater my self

[WAFFLES081]

Ive eaten kumquats, now everytime i have them i laugh soo hard it comes back up..

[Fankerilles93]

4 people don't know what comedy is.

[texasB666]

He's right about tomatoes :) I still can't eat them about the way they look. I always get very pissed off when i find a tomato inside a burger or something.

[imnotstpid]

i'm suprised he didn't mention spotted dick :P

[OldskoolDM80s90s]

For a second i read the tittle wrong..."Fussy Eater" any one?

[thaman8809]

@OldskoolDM80s90s yea me too lol pussy eater :)

[travelsonic]

@OldskoolDM80s90s Damn, just mis-read it as "Pussy Eater" >_<

[kengisamasempisankun]

yogoart yoga-yogoart it sounds like its coming up again: i shit myself

[Hiibashiri]

"I don't like tHAT.

Did you MAKE THAT?

I DON'T LIKE IT."

XD

[kevinlmanon]

Thumbs up if you rested on your left elbow to watch this

[TheRevolutionary465]

best comic, and one of the smartest that ever lived. but best comic by far!

[getalife67]

It's hen cum aaaaaaaaaa!

[MrPentatonics4life]

-You want some squash

- SHIT NOOOOO!!!

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!­!!!!!!!

[cammingchevy]

Lol step on the big bug befor he gets to the children

[vanhalen515084]

this guy was so funny, one of the best ever

[johntylerhales]

i dont like that ...did you make it...idont like it

[drkmtl38]

Oh hell no... dont think I can eggs again...ever.

[2bcontinued4ever]

Oh, how I miss George Carlin!!

[AshleyOakley1]

Want some Succotash? What you call me you fucklicker!!!!!

[austynries]

ew. im never eating a tomato again.

[xXxAlHalLoWxXx]

I wonder if the girl @05:41 has watched this video....

[mkfanalltheway]

U want some squash!? Shit no!! Sounds like someone sat on my dinner! Lol

[321TeamCullen]

the george lopez girl!!!!!!!!!!!!! carman!!!!

[EvlMagus]

My brother, he makes GOOD head cheese. You should try it over at my place sometime!!!!!!

[zombiemonster]

@EvlMagus does your family work in a slaughterhouse? Or in other words, do you have a whole family of Dracula's?

[TheRello99]

@EvlMagus I could make a perverted, sick, incestive joke....but I am too nice

[griesrt]

@EvlMagus how do you eat it? in a sandwich? ..... seems gross

[TryxHardxMaster]

@EvlMagus There IS a difference between making "GOOD head cheese" and giving GOOD head, you know this.... right?

lol im jk

[bornbythesea]

@TryxHardxMaster "The original Constitution gave to Congress no power over the subject of religion or of education. The Blair Amendment proposes for the first time to give Congress such power. Where is this encroachment upon the rights of the States to stop?" -The Chicago Law Times By John Marshall

[BundyRulesForever]

George, you are dearly missed by everyone in the world. Heaven got a whole lot funnier when you left us. I can't wait til my day comes when I'll get to float up and meet you :)

[adamJcarter]

"STEP ON THE FUCK! LOOK AT THE BIG BUG STEP ON THE BIG BUG!" XD!!!! but goddamn lobster is the greatest food in the world!

[dragonparty2]

I'm not a picky eater at all but I'll agree I can't eat tomatoes for all the reasons he listed.

[knifezwoho]

This video is a cure for fat fuck "disease".

[seanmm318]

thank you george carlin for giving credibility to my food hangups. mom and dad have refused to acknowledge my protests for the last 20 years, until i showed them this.

i hate tomatoes.

[Anitrop]

No wonder he's so skinny xD

[picklejar222]

i kept waiting for him to mention alfalfa lol

[SnipeShot314]

WANT SOME SUCITASH? WHAT DID U CALL ME YOU FUCK. XD

[mohomadali]

ill never think of eggs the same way again...

[TheMrQwertyify]

one of his best bits

[mrmovieguide]

My feelings exactly on a tomato

[AnbrewBurton]

5:18

[HendrixIsMyG0D]

His kid voice sounds like Tony Montana

[whisperingdeath308]

the girl at 5:40 sure loved the hen cum joke hmmmmm

[83jbolt]

Up until 1982 I used to eat tomatoes...then I saw this and I never touched one again.

[itaye666]

George Carlin is awesome but i got here my mistake

i pressed F instead of P

[ariandynas]

He's right about headcheese, it doesn't even SOUND pleasant...>.>



[Con281]

Nice team cullin. Wait.... are u talking about twilight? Then never mind

[321TeamCullen]

@Con281 im tryin to figure out how to change the name but it wont let me, i made this a long time ago wen it was only the books

[iflipyourmother]

@321TeamCullen

Fuck Twilight.

[321TeamCullen]

PMLSFHFOOMCHMHIHNABIL

PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR HIT MY HEAD IN HOSPITAL NOW ALL BECAUSE I LAUGHED!!!!!!!!!!!!

[silverpyro19]

ah George... you will forever be missed in the comedy world.

[holyslay]

3 people like tomatoes

[broalonzo]

Want some succotash?

Whatcha call me, you fuck?!!

[verosa45]

STEP ON THAT FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

[LegionOf3]

IT'S HEN CUM! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[13DCH]

Nice editing; fade in-start, fade out-end... in focus of this segment.

Love George ! I have 'Carnegie' on VHS; remember those ? ( LOL )

"It's HEN CUM... AAAAAHHHHH !"

Anyways, hats-off to your work on this video presentation, ladylindsay416 !

[kingrex2005]

You want some SQUASH?  Shit no!

[ifteguy]

My favorite Carlin bit ever!

[MiiSsSlicKumZBayBe]

George Carlin best Comic ever.

[rupin]

@MiiSsSlicKumZBayBe EVER

[an15na1]

@MiiSsSlicKumZBayBe i agree.

[paramoreANDvampires]

his little kid sounds mexican :)

[mancamiatipoola]

LOL !

When i clicked on the link i thought it said "Pussy Eater" so naturally i was very excited to see what Carlin had to say about that :D !

Then i was a bit confused when he talked about food :).

[YouthEnergy]

...yoGHURT...Yogh-yoGHURT.

[WOW9521]

My English teacher actually looks a little bit like George Carlin in the 80's.

[ariandynas]

"It's not the end of an egg! It's the beginning of a chicken!"

[clickhereretard]

He was more about the comedy when he was younger as he got older he became angrier and it became just about the rants.

@clickhereretard which was way bette