Christina Aguilera - Vanity

[jaderrw]

Ain't nobody got shit on Xtina.

[MegaMrSark]

The lyrics of this song SLAY me. There are very few artists who could pull this off, without making me cringe. Imagine if Katy Perry came out with something like this?

[Cromapixel]

I super love when her little boy say "You do mommy "....It's so sweet!

[weasleras]

uhh i feel awkward my name is vanity

[xcherryx77]

@weasleras that's an awesome name ! you should be proud ^^

[Savanahrose101]

(; ahh auh-mazing (; nuhf said (;

[TheRandomChatter]

I LOVE this song! Can't stop listening to it <3

[xoxoguapabella]

Aaaaawh! Just melted when Max said: You do mommy! <3 ___ <3

[xoxoguapabella]

Gosh, and i thaught Dirrty was her "dirtiest" song. This overtops 'm all, LOVE!

[nayrodv]

this song should be a single!!!

[weroniqa07]

The BEST !

[Christianma94]

I Love it Christina ♥

Bionic *_*

[cover971]

My fucking theme song!!!

[binaghafour]

hahaha this is really amazing <3

[OverdoseMiley]

This song will be played at my funeral.

[Chamoniix]

Cover of Britney Spears

[shitttty]

Is this about Julia Roberts?

[juliArcostanzo]

Who owns the throne?. You do mommy! haha Max ♥

[TheDanceFreeStyle]

i love it....BITCH♥

[BRONXPEPE]

V is for Vanity, Everytime I look at me I TURN MYSELF ON YEAH I TURN MYSELF ON!

[jalla211]

VANITY = HELL YEASSSSS!! <3

[britneykevintoxic28]

woooooooooooooooooooooow

[williamgamer56]

hey imjohn727,Its oppiset day fuck you bich

[137fremen]

coolo



[imjohn727]

Who owns the throne? It's Britney, bitch!

[Wagnerlover777]

@imjohn727 Let's think about whom this video was made...

[StitchySimon]

V is for Vendetta...

[TheMadeInLV]

To be honest, I miss old Christina.

[ChicanoLA]

@TheMadeInLV you mean when she was singing in chaps? Or singing Pop Music....:rollseyes:

[k1tt3nz]

Christina was just BORN with an amazing voice

[peaceluvrock1000]

...hoping Max didn't here the whole song...

[Rafikolors]

It could be a perfect single, indeed. Even if the song seems kind of superficial on the first impression, it's not; it considers the issue of narcissism and superficiality itself in society.

[hejboris]

efsd

[Fientje25]

love it!!

[MusicPowerhouse97]

This is a very high-self esteemed song and its perfect for her and others!

[Support4MySingers]

@MusicPowerhouse97 LOL Christina wrote this for Paris hilton, they've been friends for many years and she wrote it as a joke but then decided to record it!

[chenjunyang]

@Support4MySingers how do you know she wrote it for her?

[Support4MySingers]

@chenjunyang She was speaking to "Kyle and Jackie O" it's an Australian radio station! She mentioned it!

[WWEScarletKiss]

The: "You do, Mommy." at the end is SO FREAKING CUTE! :')

[Hannah4007]

some of he comments below are priceless.. hA HA..

[HeadHigh8SaintPete]

@juliannades39 i'm glad you won't read bc you've already shown you're a fkn retard 1. i'm not white and for someone who claimed to look at my pic, you're obviously blind as well as dumb. 2. have no idea what being gay has to do with anything i said, but i'm not so i don't take offense to it. i have no idea why liking an artist who is the same sex as you makes anyone gay, but hey, guess that's the law of the land in the world of the dumbz. 3. sh!t equals no comment block, not being cute.

[robertohmg]

This should have been a video.

[HeadHigh8SaintPete]

@juliannades39 well go ahead and be cruel, nobody gives a sh!t. be who you want. that is the point. if she wants to be vain, let her. if she's telling people to tell others to fk off when they talk sh!t and to think highly of themselves, only an @sshole would find that a reason to talk trash. and you can blah blah all day, bc you did alot of talking to make no point. and nice touch with the welfare, but wrong again, not surprising. no one in the family has, but like i said, nice try

[JasminesSpott]

if i were her i would kiss me MWAH

[LadyFIopga]

F is for Flopnity, every-time I flop a bit.

[HeadHigh8SaintPete]

@juliannades39 bitch shut up. she's telling people not to listen to others and to always think highly of yourself. it's people like you who wanna walk around calling people ugly that make people have self esteem issues. stfu and sit all the way down bc nobody wants to hear your sh!t.

[elisekardas]

who owns the throne? You do mummy <3 !

[MsMtheory]

@juliannades39 ...Have you not heard any of her other songs?..It's ok for her (and anyone) to have fun..And the moral of this song (although cleverly disguiesed) is still to love urself! ...Mirror ..mirror on the wall.....

[N1CKxP]

this song is hilrious!! but the cutest thing ever was when Max said "you do mommy" <3 4:14

[AnelyMG]

@juliannades39 Don't take it so seriously, most of her songs have a deep meaning, but we also like fun tracks like this one, I love jamming at this one while getting all dolled up.

[Anime00Freak]

4:13 CUTEST THING EVER ! O__O

[MateoGonzalez9]

THE QUEEN OF POP <3 AMAZING BITCH <3

[brandonlivega]

1081746 views huh? now imagine if this would have been released as a single!!!! why Xtina why you didnt promote Bionic!!!!! :(

[Anime00Freak]

@brandonlivega she did but the promote was so shitty, all of her hard work was gone.

[maxmoonchild]

Xtina <3

[fireeaterswife]

lmao this song is hilarious

[MarsEchelonNQN]

This song cheers me the fuck up XD ♥

[sparkswolverine]

@MarsEchelonNQN Me, too. It's one of my faves on Bionic.

[sckuecher]

@juliannades39

why do you say that?!?!?!

well i know because you are ugly and lonely........

if the shoe fits wear it bitch!!!!!!

[kasarah123]

@juliannades39 yup

[Apulanta89]

Push 0:01 again and again

[SheLovesXtinAguilera]

Awww she owns the throne !:D<3

[strawberryhoney98]

You do mommy

[mjpop95]

No se puede ser mejor que ella *O* <3

[ComeOn991]

christina rocks

[Kaiteelovessyouu]

This was my cheer music for state this year..

[MaximilianMontesa]

This is my song!!! 

[MissForeverQueen]

One of the best songs I have ever heard, I love it. Can't wait for her next upcoming Album :) Rock Christina Aguierla

[stilettogirlx]

"I make myself so much wetter" MY 2011 QUOTE! :L

[zcdarktide]

@xOmidnightskyyXo they are just words. you take them more seriously than her, so that makes her less of an artist?

[JDVD90]

Go ahead haters, Gaga and Xtina are both great. POINT.

Besides, has anyone heard Vanity from Gaga? Another similar song, if someone made a mash up of these two songs it would be AMAZING!

[BiancaFugaru2403]

I don't like the 'new' Christina at all... I'm so so sorry she changed, I mean her voice doesn't even match to this kind of 'music'. She was just so much better a few years ago and much more successful. I wish she would change back to what she was.

[sabrina9424]

Christina's reply to Far East Movement If I Was You

[Support4MySingers]

This was actually a joke between Christina and Paris! They've been friends for many years so she wrote this for her as a joke but ended up recording it!

[EdwardClairDeLune]

I love it so much

[JoenessaInTheHouse]

@xOmidnightskyyXo lol do you know how old this is.

[Oscare1313]

i just love myself

[adriploma1]

this makes me feel so gay.. but wait,, i AM gay hahah,, I dont care,, love you Xtina! <3

[souldivine777]

everytime i look at me i turn myself on!

[SheLovesXtinAguilera]

LET US NOT FORGET, WHO OWNS THE THRONEE?

XTINA U DO <33

[dennasaurr]

i went to a drag queen show and saw one of them lip syncing this song. it was amazing.

[ladynikkie]

@dennasaurr was it Raven?

[dennasaurr]

@ladynikkie omg yes were you there???

[Pottergirlwolf]

its better lady gaga

Vanity -by lady gaga!!!-

[SheLovesXtinAguilera]

@Pottergirlwolf ahahah bitch please!

[SebastianWelling]

@Pottergirlwolf in ure dreams lil shit! hahahaha

[adriploma1]

@Pottergirlwolf i dont understand why they compare lady gaga with christina... gaga sets up a great performance, christina also does that, but christina is vocally 10000000millionsx times better than lady gaga..

[BrandonLovesKat]

@adriploma1 ew. are you fucking retarded. O.o

[adriploma1]

@BrandonLovesKat love you 2 xD

[marcoStene]

V is for Vanity!

[100stacy]

This should be on the soundtrack of the new movie MIRROR MIRROR on 2012

[GirlsReyna]

"let us not forget who owns the thrown, you do mami'

[kendarious91]

ester dean wrote this

[ablackguy123456789]

this song would have the most awesome video!

[tinkle555]

@x0migod thanks I just am sooo shy like I feel scared to work it unless other people do it with me

[ttztotdca55]

Oh my god. That opening rivals "It's Britney, bitch."

[illusiondancer1]

this is my new favorite song

[Outrajess]

If anyone asks me why Christina is now irrelevant, I point them toward this song.

[ablackguy123456789]

@Outrajess ouch :S

[xodreaming]

@Outrajess

Well you're here.. so not very irrelevant then i guess.

[mmqpichardo]

@Outrajess why can't she have a fun song!!! people hate on her so much. She can't sing about misery all the damn time. Seriously, she just had a baby why would she be unhappy. This is why artists are so fake. They can't be honest. Celine's post baby album flopped too.

[JakiloxMv]

THIS IS MY ANTHEM

[mmqpichardo]

@JakiloxMv Mine too since bionic came out lol

[tinkle555]

I hope this song helps me get over my self insecurness and helps me be confident and not shy...u can't be shy at dance

[x0migod]

@tinkle555 just own it ;)

[Xtinacandyman44]

I kept raping the play button. AWESOME SONG. :) I feel so much more self-confident....

[pawsandtales1]

i love my self BITCH!!!

[mmqpichardo]

buy the album it's amazing. she gives a mix of all genre's. This is where pop music should go. Enough with all this bull shit dance music that is popular for a month then disappears.

[ForeverComplaining]

@mmqpichardo YES!

This is my favourite pop album of all time!

How this album could flop and get shit reviews, REALLY frustrates me.

[BlackoutStripped]

i just love this song 

[wc213]

I find it disturbing that after an incredibly vulgar song about how sexy she is, Christina puts a line from her baby. 0_0

[XxJONNiEVARSiTYxX]

I Love It LMAO

[PlayMateBunnys]

178 people dont turn themselves on.

[MeSince1992]

"mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the sexiest of them all? nevermind I am" NO CHRISTINA U HAVEN'T SEE ME YET >: D

[poperaflorofficial]

@MeSince1992 what about me?? I AM THE PRETIEST ! ;)

[darberk1978]

love this song ,it's my new anthem.self confidence kicks ass..love you christina!

[LittleMissNiv]

I hear the whole song just to hear the last line :)

[XxKillaLovexX]

dont hate appricate cause shes amazing and beatiful jealous much

[tommygurl523]

she been makin alot of weird songs lately. lol ..... i like it! <3

[MsNeverGiveUp3]

Funny lyrics :D This song has been done 4 fun :D

[mehmystyles]

and now, i take myself, to be, my lawfully, wedded, bitch!!

[thisisthenewpoop]

if christina can pick herself back up and do this than i can too.....i'm still the person i was before being cocky again!

[breno117]

Kiss my ass BITCH! 

[aussieaddicted]

I'd love myself if I was Christina.

[mancminx2]

this sounds like its been tweaked... !

[hsmryan5]

All the boys say,"Yeah, we're vain. So what? So what?!"

[mmqpichardo]

hit up prince charming and tell him to give me a call, nevermind screw him

[aussieaddicted]

I wrote "I'm not cocky, I just love myself. Bitch." On my hand last school year and a guy read it out loud. Yeah, I rule. Problem? (I wish I did).

[tarmoul1]

I'm not cocky i Just love LEGENDTINA

[redfrosting123]

"let us not forget who ownes the throne"

[FreedomandmusicXxX]

i love the max voice ''You do mommy!''

thumps up if you're agree

[Support4MySingers]

@FreedomandmusicXxX That's actually a 6 year old girl, not Max.

[LightedNight18]

@Support4MySingers It's Max, idiot

[Support4MySingers]

@LightedNight18 Actually, FUCK HEAD...it's a 6 year old girl. Do you know how many Bionic interviews she's done talking about each song and has SAID with her own motuh it's a 6 year old girl! NOT MAX! Do your research before you talk shit, IDIOT!

[angie9222]

@Support4MySingers Just show us the video, i also think is max and i saw all bionic interviews

[Support4MySingers]

@angie9222 She also did radio interviews...not everything in this world is about youtube! I heard her say it on 2 different interviews, one in my country Australia talking to "Kyle and jackie O" and on a yahoo broadcast from the UK! Each interview they talked about Max talking with Jordan on the album and asked her if it was also Max on "Vanity...she said no it's a 6 year old girl but didn't say who she was! I'm her biggest fan and never say anything without hearing it from Christina herself.

[angie9222]

@Support4MySingers well, but we cant know for sure if we cant see or listen to her saying that

[Support4MySingers]

@angie9222 That doesn't bother me though!!! I know what's going on, that's all I care about! Some people did put up early radio interviews on youtube when Bionic first came out but they never seem to stay up long enough, dunno why...maybe it's breaking one of youtubes silly rules?

[JeovannySC]

yeah soy vanidoso y q..jajajajaja

[PoeticRymez]

If the fits fits...WEAR IT BITCH!!

Yeah we're vain so what and WHAT!?

lol she's fun

[julietdueitt13]

i like this song cause 'I'm not coky I just love my self BITCH!!!!' and if u do like

[dharealdeal]

that bitch is so fuckin pretty!

[SkittlesLovesGaga]

I will make you wetter :')

[anesa64]

tehehe... nvm screw him, i make myself wetter! lmfao!

[deathmetaldave1134]

so where on youtube would i find chicks that are like this teasing themselves lol

[KitandLatte]

WTF? BEAVER FALLS?? screw beaver falls, I love christinas voice

[Christianma94]

She is the better ♥

[NINJAHyuuga]

idiots saying she shouldn't swear in front of her child..

she wouldn't have. his part would have been recorded separately.

dumbasses.

[ablackguy123456789]

@NINJAHyuuga lol if people are really dumb enough to think xtina would sing this crazy song in front of her toddler then i'm done. seriously!

[Cici11591]

@NINJAHyuuga LOL made my day

[1alvin1990]

LOL THIS SONG HELPS IF YOUR IN A CRAPPY MOOD LOL

[ifyoucandodgetraffic]

it kind of defies the the reason of the comments against beaver falls when the 2 top comments are about beaver falls :/ and i was brought here by beaver falls but christina aguilera is amazing :)

[kalexandra2224]

172 personas que no se tienen amor propio... esta canción es un himno al ego... grande christina

[attemptingtobehumble]

Female Narcissus.

[SpyMate56]

@attemptingtobehumble And your point is?

[DGloomy5656]

Why are the top comments about Beaver Falls?? O.o

[OlaCola03]

@DGloomy5656 Why is YOUR comment about Beaver Falls?

[Robinbeesays]

"Let's not forget who owns the throne!"

"You do mommy!"

Love the ending!

This song is stuck in my head!

:D

[TokioLove4ever1]

@Robinbeesays Yahh funny, but I heard it before ¬¬

[ladivagaga]

hunys you need to know its none of your business how she speaks infront of her child that's why she is making millions and u prolly live in a trailer so get over your selves and if u dnt like it why the fuck are you listening to it stupid bitches

[DazBradyLM]

How can u not love a song when Christina holds a note like that??? WOW!!!!!!

[qtdeZzi95]

@Dlaj2011 I cant believe you would call someone ignorant then turn around and tell them to commit suicide. Cough cough HYPOCRITE cough cough

[shockbreaka]

This is the bitchy version of "beautiful" lol XD

love you Xtina!

[bakatais]

@shockbreaka lol that cracked me up. It IS indeed the bitchy version of "Beautiful"