Christopher Titus on Terrorism and War

[Keenantelevision]

Holy shit that was spot on

[Sabis2365]

"the more we bomb them, the more they hate us." it's true

[Sonnymoller]

Ha ha :-)

[THEVIDEOGAMEMASTERjr]

Now this is the true spirit of AMERICA people! ! !

[falloutgirlsc31]

now bin laden gets the message

[Bacobeno]

ok one...america is no worse about war than any other country in the world...other than the fact that we fight ours on a battle field and we dont tuck tail and run! we may be some of the biggest terrorists in the world...but we dont do it for fun people...there is a reason for almost every bomb dropped by an american..im not saying all we do is justified...

[thablondekid]

@Bacobeno uh..yeah, we're not really terrorists, just sayin



[aaronzack14]

@Bacobeno yep, oil, lithium, and another war to prove that we are just down right, well...., fucked up.

[AEYET]

yeah, well, there is always someone like you who likes to take a simple discussion and degenerate it into a swearing festival.

Its realy sad that someone cant be against war, and yet at the same time support our Australian soldiers over seas.

My friends in the Australian army would all agree, war is hell,

Only a fool thinks to glorify war and brag about the death toll thier country can inflict.

Seriously, if your not fighting for peace, then you as bad as the enemy

[AEYET]

Freedom of speech is the freedom to speak freely without censorship or limitation. The term freedom of expression is sometimes used to indicate not only freedom of verbal speech but any act of seeking, receiving and imparting information or ideas, regardless of the medium used. In practice, the right to freedom of speech is not absolute in any country and the right is commonly subject to limitations, such as on hate speech. Freedom of speech is the right to hold opinions without interference

[AEYET]

I wonder though, why Americans seem to have such a problem with freedom of speach?

Or am I only alowed to say and write things that you agree with?

[AEYET]

The interesting part is that Im even replying to this conversation. I guess we are more simliar than we'd like to think. When someone acts in a way that is childish, uncivilised or cruel, we like to get involved and do what we can to create change, based on our ideas of right and wrong

But I promise,, I wont goto war with you. War huh, good god ya'll!!!

[aaronzack14]

sad (funny) part is...ITS ALL TRUE!!!!!!!

[dominicstark]

very funny

[mario5157]

"Don't mess with the nation that needs medication" Yeah I agree with that

[kjmg65]

Fantastic

[IamSeamus1]

wait.........we feel bad for what we did to Japan? I thought it was one of our main bragging points.

[hawk151515]

@IamSeamus1 Its not the nukes we're sorry for because they didnt kill as many ppl as the incendiary bombings did They killed 3-4x more ppl then the nukes did together

[mako2531]

@IamSeamus1 remember.. he said "may" feel bad about it later, not "will" :)

[IamSeamus1]

@mako2531 and @hawk151515 I was being facetious.

[hawk151515]

@IamSeamus1 I know i just felt like pocking at a sleeping bear Like japan did ;)

[zombiefreak1300]

@IamSeamus1 no after we droped the, "FUCK YOU" bomb as i like to call it we went over and went, my bad...but im mean, come on, you started it. we just ended it

[AEYET]

and if you thinks otherwise, listen to the start of Titus's other vid,

Christopher Titus apologizes

[aaronzack14]

@AEYET F U dude

[AEYET]

@aaronzack14

typical response from a poorly uneducated racist with limited knowledge of the world he lives in.

But please, go ahead with your wars on terror and ignore the fact that America was found guilty of supporting terrorism in Nicaragua and ordered to pay billions in reparations, for assisting in the murder of childeren, the bombing of hospitals, the slaghter of innocents.

[aaronzack14]

@AEYET i know about all off what you said. and all i have to say about it is...WHO GIVE A FUCK?.

its called the price of war, because if you see a kid pointing a gun at you, what are you going to do?.

you people are like critics to popular people, if they make even the smallest mistake your all over it.

but hey here is just a little heads up, whos letting you bitch about stupid shit?, who is letting you just sit there and act like rambo behind a desk?, its the SOLDIER!

[AEYET]

@aaronzack14 But seeing you cant here what im saying, perhaps it will sound better comming from the mouth of one of Americas OWN Enlisted service men

UTUBE search:- Army Reserve Enlistedman at Westboro Baptist Protest

[AEYET]

@aaronzack14 so F U TOO

[wesleyv1]

@AEYET do the words nine eleven mean anything to you

[wolfmaster454]

HIIII WE'RE AMERICA WE BUILD MONSTER TRUCK!!....FOR FUN! lmao titus rocks

[rejectjeff]

don't mess with a nation that needs medication... i love that joke

[PV2Rucci]

@qball115 hey quick question. is your unit cross training iraqis? is it going as well for you guys as it did for us? because out of the 9 times my unit was supposed to train them they never showed up

[vitalstitches]

At 0:33 I thought those were cushions/chairs at first. XD

[DRollPenguin]

that's cause they dont get it

[simonistic]

@DRollPenguin like "born in the usa" all over again, stupid assholes, this guy is 2 good for you

[reddresshappy]

that medication comment is very accurate...

[CelticVictory]

"Piss us off and see what we build" I really enjoy this joke.

[wesleyv1]

@laughinfree91392 apparently you dont because the mans been in office for no less than a year and your already crussifying him

give him another year if he still hasnt steped up by then hell you bring the wood i'll bring the hammer and nails and we'll make a day outa it sound good to you

[wesleyv1]

@laughinfree91392 no im not and i wouldnt want to be im just saying you dont know what its like to be president so just give the man some credit

[cxfndfn]

omfg ha

[wesleyv1]

@laughinfree91392 you wouldnt by chance be a political major would you

[wesleyv1]

@laughinfree91392 im sure he had a good reason for it

look bush fucked up and got us into this mess so if you wanna blame somebody blame him and dispite obama can't just snap his fingers and magicaly bring our troops back it takes time ya idget so slow your role and have some damned faith in the man

[wesleyv1]

@laughinfree91392 hey obama is trying to bring our troops home

[simonistic]

@wesleyv1 Obama is going to replace the troops with an coperate army, like Blackwater. Which are basicly murderers and rapists without law.

As long as you have Isreali puppets as presidents nothing is going to change.

[wesleyv1]

@simonistic were you born stupid or did you just evolve naturaly

[mrstaufer]

"Piss us off and see what will build"

hmmmmmmmm

[happinessisawesome1]

1:23 is PERFECT!

[CelticVictory]

This is my favorite joke of his.

[wilsontt88]

Don't mess with a nation that needs medication.

lol!

[nemeyeth00]

Titus is THE MAN!

[laharl20242]

what the hell

[librophile]

Republicans ...

Step up ... or step aside !!

[TRlADFILMS]

@librophile now tell me what OBAMA the moron is doing?

[Cha0sB1k3r]

LOLOLOL so fuckin true........LOL

[littlemisspyshco]

this shit is way too funny i love this guy i wish someone had put the mad cow burger and paxcel part from his end of the world tour part 5 on here lol that is the best part well that and when he says something about tupac not being dead lol

[dbaurlejr]

saw Titus in Albany, NY in Feb. 2007. Had me rolling the entire show. Very hilarious but also right on the money.

[chadwicks733]

TITUS RULES!!!!!

[borderpatrol18]

The 5th annual end of the world tour

[Farix77]

lol!!! what tour is this from?

[JazzyGirl102]

Christopher Titus - Norman Rockwell is Bleeding

[onefiend13]

This bit is from the 5th annual end of the world tour. which they do for the uso.

[mattliebl6199]

this would be funny if he hadnt said ask japan

[tsyamie]

i was cracking up at that last part

"dont mess with a nation, that needs medication"

[themanwhoknew]

How dare Titus show his utter brilliance.

Humans can't handle pure funny.

[bsbfan05]

dont mess with a nation that needs medication

[mrpentium]

all true...now what ?

I am conflicted about being famous for being 1st and foremost a country of "bad asses".

[plasticrocker121]

"You piss us off, and you see what we build!" this guy is hilarious

[redhead5150]

TITUS ROCKS!!!

[th3p13dp1p3r]

one of my all time favorite bits of stand-up comedy

piss us off... and see what we build

[Jakestir08]

thats some funny shit. lol this guy is awesome.

[cascinaidrums]

Damn right, Funny guy.

I met him and his family about a year or two ago.

Fun Time

[Jrocka7x]

yep. i will never cease to misunderstand my country's logic lol

[catherine4112001]

lol, I love this, thanks for posting

[shiteater209]

dont mess with the nation that needs medication

[kamakazi65]

hilarious man!!!

[elsandry]

Nicely done!

[warthog73X200]

Awesome, that explains The American public, pretty damn well. Awesome vid man.

[hellhound124]

Don't mess with a nation that needs medication.

rofl brilliant.

[aaabattery4203]

good stuff! fav'd

[animeboy182]

briliant dude, its on my faves and im downloading this off you :P

[rickyphoenix]

That was frickin' brilliant!

[Sonar009]

We built dragsters that can go from 0-330 mph in 5 seconds. Because we were bored.

Piss us off, and see what we build!

[titus4fun]

This is Titus,

Thanks, whoever did this, it is almost exactly what I envisioned in my mind when I wrote this. Great job,

TITUS

[madfootballskills]

i saw ur show on comedycentral awhile back. this is what i thought of too when i saw it. you r hilarious and my favorite comedian.

[M1MATT2]

awesome

[maxtondude]

thats good

good picturing

5 stars

[Jempy25]

nicely done.