I still like the in-show intro scene they did after Dexter had his kid the best.
Puts on shirt, notices the kid stained it, makes face, takes shirt off, pulls on new shirt, followed by HUGE yawn and miserable expression. Then one of his shoelaces snap. Priceless.
@beauttty07 pretty sure he was referring to the coffee, when he said "fine french roast." The coffee maker he was using is also called a french press. I dont know what the meat was though.
love how he's so normal lol, even about the fact that he could've got a workout in jail - no mention of some huge guy possibly murdering him or being killed by a gang, or even by warden lol
@iiKode mm, dunno, Jeffery Dahmer was the same way, and "officially" he was killed by a gang of black inmates (personally I reckon a warden or three did it) As you say though, Dexter has fighting skills, so...
They've parodied the intro within the show at least twice. Still, I don't see why they don't abbreviate the opening credits for a few episodes of the season so we don't have to sit through 2 minutes of Dexter's morning routine all the time. Even Weeds, which is also on showtime, has gone from a full theme song to a still-shot of something marijuana-related with WEEDS on it
@MrBlazzzzer LOL I haven't seen it yet. I'm waiting till next weekend when the last episode airs then I'm gonna watch the entire season at once 'cuz I hate suspense!
@HalfTimesTwo dude i just watched the second to the last episode yesterday and there is only dexter in my mind now!!!!! i hope nothin like rita's death happens cos...never mind you watch season 6!! :P
Actually it has THE MIGHTY BLINK on the final but not on this video because is to short by a second.
alyn94nike 6 hours ago
@CallMePeaceWalker No I ment that Dexter is similar to House as a person and no it is not :P
zZMoNsTeRMiKeMZz 8 hours ago
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zZMoNsTeRMiKeMZz 8 hours ago
@zZMoNsTeRMiKeMZz no.
domepn 2 days ago
@domepn People say it is in some ways :?
zZMoNsTeRMiKeMZz 1 day ago
Finally he doesn't cut himself shaving! You go Dexter!
megapennyloafer 4 days ago
I still like the in-show intro scene they did after Dexter had his kid the best.
Puts on shirt, notices the kid stained it, makes face, takes shirt off, pulls on new shirt, followed by HUGE yawn and miserable expression. Then one of his shoelaces snap. Priceless.
MyThirdUserAccount 1 week ago
I love him.
FridaMademoiselle 1 week ago
its the ending of season 2. thats why its different
FrEaKy123321789987 1 week ago 2
when did dexter go to prison?
MrCharrrles 2 weeks ago
@MrCharrrles He Didnt But He Was Thinking To Turn Him Self In
AbdulrahmanJ11 2 weeks ago
you didnt make it ding ding dong
Neomex000 2 weeks ago
There was a ding lol. He made a gesture at the end sounding like "chk" or "tsk" to mimic the ding lol
AstatineMime 3 weeks ago
*dies* The only reason I don't skip past the entire intro is cause that DING. It wasn't there D:
xxxVJ300xxx 3 weeks ago
alshay6an...
Yeah cool...
Still no ding in the video though.
Idrissheikh 3 weeks ago
I'm hungry and wanna cut something.....
VayuPurana 3 weeks ago
NO DING, OH MY FUCKING GOD, DISLIKE, FUCK YOU!
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alshay6an 1 month ago
Not including the 'ding' at the end is actually a bit cruel.
Fuck you man. Fuck you real good and thorough.
temporaryonesix 1 month ago 14
There's no ding because his little mouth click is supposed to substitute it.
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InorganicAntiseptic 1 month ago
@InorganicAntiseptic When you see it in the episode, there is a ding.
pdavda86 1 month ago
No ding!!!!! :( my life is ruinned!!!
AasinApples 1 month ago
There's no ding because the video ended early :'(
damianboullie 1 month ago
who is kyle butler?
buzzy0016 1 month ago
@buzzy0016 dexter morgan
TobeyTobe12the3 1 month ago
@buzzy0016 Kyle Butler was an alias that Dexter used to get close to the Trinity Killer or Arthur Mitchell
trublodfan1 1 month ago
What the fuck is that thing at 0:36 ?
uri876 1 month ago
@uri876 Chicken breasts my friend , "white meat"
TheSaintFisher 1 month ago
@TheSaintFisher the white stuff in the pans butter, the red stuff before that im not too sure.
stephenkennedy08 1 month ago
@uri876 lol thts what i was wondering
KaleyPennyBridget 1 month ago
I WANT MY FINAL *BLINK* !!!!!
LillenErik 1 month ago 71
What is it? in France it was not seen, sil please you explain
bobbymcgeetube 1 month ago
I actually expected him to cut himself while shaving this time lol
Falln4DarkAngel 1 month ago
o thought that was a porkchop,he said roast lol
beauttty07 1 month ago
@beauttty07 pretty sure he was referring to the coffee, when he said "fine french roast." The coffee maker he was using is also called a french press. I dont know what the meat was though.
Ireland264 1 month ago
freakin electric razor...
c0d3x001 1 month ago
nice editing
aminoussar 1 month ago
@aminoussar it is part of the show somewhere in season 1 or 2
aCenterfoldBrat 1 month ago
his breakfast is DISGUSTING!
pascoesvale 1 month ago
Hey, where the hell did the 'ding' sound went? .__.
tonton455 1 month ago
@tonton455 Dexter did it himself. Rewind and hear him click his mouth in replacement of the ding lol.
ProjectGibix 1 month ago
@ProjectGibix Not bad :O
tonton455 1 month ago
Dexter doesn't know shaving cream lol
sutyerator 1 month ago
Oh nd dexter (michael c. hall) is the sexiest man on earth ^.^
BlackVeilBridesFan96 2 months ago
Eyy what happen with the ding!! Lol
BlackVeilBridesFan96 2 months ago
The most synical intro ever :D
infectedkoozer 2 months ago
I think Dexter should appear in Afganistan in the next season
MrScientist90 2 months ago
@PettyPettyWoodChuck
Not really, but I do suddenly want eggs.
Sebastian424 2 months ago
@PettyPettyWoodChuck fuck yeah)
VVPprotivVseh 2 months ago
love how he's so normal lol, even about the fact that he could've got a workout in jail - no mention of some huge guy possibly murdering him or being killed by a gang, or even by warden lol
DasGrausam 2 months ago
@DasGrausam im pretty sure dexter would be untouchable in prison, hed either have no freinds and be quiet, or turn into a beast murdering everyone.
also he has quiet the fighting skills.
iiKode 2 months ago
@iiKode mm, dunno, Jeffery Dahmer was the same way, and "officially" he was killed by a gang of black inmates (personally I reckon a warden or three did it) As you say though, Dexter has fighting skills, so...
DasGrausam 2 months ago
@DasGrausam yeah leathel skills. remember his father tought him more than just how to kill.
iiKode 2 months ago
@iiKode Not only that but Dexter is not a stupid person and should be able to outsmart 90% of the criminals behind bars!
Tusc9969 2 months ago
They've parodied the intro within the show at least twice. Still, I don't see why they don't abbreviate the opening credits for a few episodes of the season so we don't have to sit through 2 minutes of Dexter's morning routine all the time. Even Weeds, which is also on showtime, has gone from a full theme song to a still-shot of something marijuana-related with WEEDS on it
susannahschaff 2 months ago
@susannahschaff Because the intro is boss.
xHaniffax 2 months ago
I don't know why, but at the end I think that he still has his breakfast to eat.. :S
GothicCupcake1000 2 months ago
Ting !
DeonRai1 2 months ago
I love your channel name
TF2DrAwesomePHD 2 months ago
there was no "DING" at the end ) :
TheFarmerboyproducti 2 months ago 111
@TheFarmerboyproducti I always hit a fake symbol with my finger when i watch this show ;)
KaleyPennyBridget 1 month ago
@TheFarmerboyproducti there was a ding but it wasn't recorded in the video
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I miss the old Dex, 6th season kinda ruins the magic of the show, not engaging at all :(
AwsmUsername 2 months ago
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AwsmUsername 2 months ago
LOL I remember this from season 2! My second favourite season next to season 4.
HalfTimesTwo 2 months ago
@HalfTimesTwo true but as of now season 6 is my fav. ....its freakin epic!!
MrBlazzzzer 2 months ago
@MrBlazzzzer LOL I haven't seen it yet. I'm waiting till next weekend when the last episode airs then I'm gonna watch the entire season at once 'cuz I hate suspense!
HalfTimesTwo 2 months ago
@HalfTimesTwo dude i just watched the second to the last episode yesterday and there is only dexter in my mind now!!!!! i hope nothin like rita's death happens cos...never mind you watch season 6!! :P
MrBlazzzzer 2 months ago
Oooh, yes. 00:48
pixystrdust 2 months ago
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pixystrdust 2 months ago
wat episode iz dis
xxxrollingrockxxx2 2 months ago
@xxxrollingrockxxx2 I think its episode 12 of the first season
jmxbox 2 months ago
I wish I could wake up early enough before work to do all this.
DrPoon 2 months ago
its not the same french generique !
ESA601 2 months ago
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Boner655321 2 months ago
Food looks really gross up close when it's getting cut, don't it?
19lemons93 2 months ago
Haha long live orange juice!
Watch my channel to see an epic dexter compilation video with some good music ;)
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loves it
MultiNelly2000 2 months ago
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what on earth did he drip into his eye
SilvahDot 2 months ago
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SilvahDot 2 months ago
I love the little added touch with the tomatoes
Falln4DarkAngel 2 months ago
>Shaves every single morning
>Still leaves the house with tons of hair
>Ding
>No ding
>An Hero
sammosammy 2 months ago
I'm #free. Oh DING!
geraldopcf 3 months ago
I was waiting for the DING
DennisBayazitov 3 months ago
*at the end*..Ding!.. :DD
TombRaiderDoppeL 3 months ago 2
Dexter Wintro would probably be a more appropriate title. XD
XxShinigamiLivixX 3 months ago 5
so hot
MitZulina 3 months ago
he is so sexy when he brushes his teeth ooOo sigh
TheZombieCakes 3 months ago 4
0:35 why he suddenly goes silent? because he has mouthful of human kidney?
URnotUrindanger 3 months ago 3
He has BLUE eyes ?
JAimeeDICK 3 months ago
@PettyPettyWoodChuck Not like him. If I shaved when I woke up, I'd have to shave again after breakfast at the rate his facial hair grows...
AssimilateThis85 3 months ago
COOL
Raufjed 3 months ago
what ep was this?
AwesomeNightman 3 months ago
@AwesomeNightman Season 2 Episode 12, 14:30
SilentEcho8 3 months ago
They forgot the *ding* at the end!
Mrspumpernicklebread 3 months ago 16
@Mrspumpernicklebread .............. no they didnt its who ever recorded and put this on youtube <.<
mcool135 3 months ago
@Longyrob Blood Oranges, look them up, I think they're used in dexter to reinforce action codes of violence.
lordborealface 3 months ago
the oranges...aren't orange. (am i missing something here?)
longyrob 3 months ago
@longyrob Yeah they are....maybe your missing your eye sight?
FacelessOnlooker 3 months ago
@FacelessOnlooker ...
longyrob 3 months ago
@FacelessOnlooker ... the insides?
longyrob 3 months ago
I love that opening theme! :D
kabadaiXXX 4 months ago
@PettyPettyWoodChuck nope
MANB91UK 4 months ago
"Get a morning workout? . . . Okay working out I coud've done in prison, but still!"
I love this show =)
Kakabeblen 5 months ago 175
everything he does looks killingsome
mythbuster1991 5 months ago
awesome
ticosexy22 6 months ago