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  • Hahaha wow. Your too funny!! Lol. I like it when a guy WANTS to make a girl feel special. Not because he wants to "score" but because he just wants to see her smile :) that's a guy worth keeping around.

  • lol ima girl and i got the 94 corolla -_-

  • i love guys who r cute, confident, nice, and come up to me first, im really shy, so tat helps alot

  • Guys and their attractive voices. ;)

  • @lemagloria appreciate it lol

  • i love how guys still open the door for me, and be a gentle men, i am only 16 but i still want a nice guy like that,

  • u r so cute!! lol

  • I like athletic girls that are pretty

  • I like a guy that likes u for u and also I like a guy that u can be yourself around not someone who wants u to change and I like when a guy is not afraid to take chances and make the first move

  • ego must really like bacon :)

  • in girls and boys : Nice personality <3

  • DAVE CHAPELLE ! ! :D I'M RICH BIOTCHHH!

  • I like good hygiene, athletic girl with a good personality and sense of humor of course! :D

  • I like your sense of humor bro lol

  • When guys don't try to show off and are just real wit u. Also when guys don't sag and hav a belt on at da same time im like " What the f***?" just pull up ur pants yo LOL

  • LOL dave chapelle xDDD

    

  • LMFAO that last part killed me I like girls that are nice an doesnt think their fat

  • ikno im like late but ilike it when a guy kisses ass because it makes me feel like they care:D<3

  • I like a nice mexican guy with swaqqq ohh and a nice personalty lol

    #Te amo ego#

  • when guys dress well and are athletic(:

  • kinda hard to take u serious with ur half moustache ;p

  • A big turn on for meh on girl is when they knoe how to play sports nd I could be myself with becuz I domt want no girl tht loves meh for meh I just want a cute girl tht I could be myself in front of her

  • The part u saying for falling for a person I agree but I have a other saying becuz the girls im friends with always cries over there ex bfs nd wat I tell them I tell them "we still young nd the heart is going to play or its just ur eyes playing u around so with the heart its just going to play with u until u find ur true love becuz ur heart is trying to teach u a lesson" nd when I tell them tht they understand wat im saying

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  • I expected a boner joke at 7:19 .__.

  • i like when a guy passes near me and all you smell is there perfume ;) its hot

  • hahaha when girls wear alot of makeup it looks like they got in a fight with the crayon lol :)

  • haha weird right when i said put on headphones i was doing that haha

  • i see ps3 whats your gamer tag

  • is it 2 late to win the ipad...joking.. but you should dance more do a dance video...u got swagg

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  • I like teeth smiles and personality

  • I like teeth smiles and personality

  • I love a great smile, nice hair, that she's not a stuck up b-word n tht she of course has a nice butt

  • Fuck he seems perfect!

  • Before i saw this vlog i put in headphones and my parents have never complained abot what im watchin 0_o

  • Don't you hate it when girls get on Facebook and complain about their BF and claiming all guys are pigs,assholes, etc...and only want one thing..then couple days go by and their back together dam is that annoying.

  • LOL at the headphones thing... I usually watch your videos here at work and random people walk in and see or hear random things.. and i be like oh its just youtube.... lol..

  • I like humor and good hygiene

  • im late on this question but fuck it nawfeast i hate how girls only want guys with money but that dumb cause if i had money i wouldnt spend it on there ass ha

  • ahaha the situation has sex with hundreds of women, but snooki is the slut lmao

  • HES SO FUCKING PERFECT

  • i dont know why but...EVERY guy who are sweet with me are alway...UGLY -_-"

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  • lol thumns up if u already gah yr headphones in cuze ur parents walking around then he starts talking about havung hwadphones in

  • THIs VATO KNOWs WHAssUP

  • EYY THATS THE DATE OF MY BIRTHDAY (: 4/11

  • hah im 10 and mex thats funny how you put american me on this dont LOOK at ME LITTLE PUPPET

  • ;)

  • i didn't like it when you said she don't get pregnant only stupid girls get pregnant -_-

  • your so cute ego

  • if a key opens a bunch of locks, its a master key but if a lock is opened by a bunch of keys then its a shitty lock lol

  • WERE CAN I FIND UR NEW VIDEOS?

    EGOO I LOVE U UR FUNNNY I LOVE AL UR VBLOGS N CHOLO AD....!!!!

  • @MsHeartless27 subscribe to him...it will show you or tell you whenever he has new videos uploaded.

  • the words cant bring u down is from the song betiful

  • i would like a girl with nice body, good personality, not being a bitch, and pretty, andnot being shy!

  • how can you tell you friend that her boyfriend is cheading on her

  • i like this boy he is so shy when i look at him he starts to giggle

  • @whitesox2624 are u sure hes a boy? xD

  • "uh was that in your ass" XD

  • I like guys who dont cry no matter what

  • i like the cocky guys for some reason...but they dont like me :( haha

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  • boy with swag & is a sweetheart.

  • Isn't it weird that when I see a guy with those big glasses I melt a lill inside lol :)

  • a hot chick tht boxes

  • swag bro swag

  • UGH WAS THAT IN YOUR ASS?? its amazing

  • 7:55. SHIT! I have the last two. And its gotting to get worse with my familie's blood.

  • Since i am a very shy guy (18) i am soo scared to talk with any girl/female, can someone reply me with some tips of how do i overcome it ! i start stammering and my brain literally stops working when i even see a girl or any female ! i could seriously run out of breath if a girl talked with me for more than minute... i am only comfortable with talking my mom i this whole world. i have never talked to any other female person until now.

  • @donofthekuwait chill with ugly girls and work your way up, guys have this thing of thinking girls are too hot so they panic. If you know a chick that doesn't get you hot just talk to her. It will build up your confidence

  • egooo!!..

    i love my boiifrinedz.., but hez not rely my boiifrind. but kinda iz..?

    ook! sooo basically we were (kinda) together, but he had different gurlfriendz all thru our relationshipp. he liez to me alot. but wen were together (alone) he treatz me like a princess.., but in the beginnin of he summer he moved outta state... and idkk wt to do. a lil advice here?

  • @lachik8080 take a grammar class

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  • i like when girls are sweet and just themselfs not trying to be something they arent ..stuck up girls look uglier being bitches ...niceness makes girls look prettier....EGO YUU SHOULD READ THIS IN ONE OF UR VIDEOS

  • why is he so cute !

  • anyone else notice the ucla girl poster 8:18?

  • I like when guys let girls wear they sweaters (:

    Thats to cute :D

  • i love your videos lol

  • i like when the girl makess the first move aftr a while(:

  • If u dontt like that muchh make-up then ull hate my cuzin-.-

  • My parenttss fawkenn spoill me:) i swearr more thenn my bro n sis;) ..

  • i like it when a guy takes charge

  • You could soo tell Ego was screamin for Dora The Chola!! Get Down Locitas! 

  • DORA THE CHOLA!!!!! :D WHO WANTS TO GET DOWN LOCITA.? AHAXD

  • yea u were saying the lyrics of beautiful by christina agulaira nd wat i like about guys is their eyes i mean im a sucker for either green or reali light brown eyes nd i luved the ending XD

  • You give really good advice o.o

  • I think the funniest part was when he said guys be a little more creative other than

    I LIKE TITS AND ASS

    I LIKE TITS AND TEETH

    I LIKE TIT AND BATHS

  • its my birthday :) yeaaaaa buddy>>...

  • I like guys who are bad but good. That dont make sense and thats probraly why im all fucked up over a guy (:"( ) But its hard to tell if hes worth it, i feel like he is. Ive liked him for almost 3 years and weve been flirting alot.. but he flirts with other girls too. Rumor says that he does like me but.. yea.. My friend went through what im going through lowkey and shes super happy with her guy. I just want to be happy hopefully with him but the way he doesnt respond but does is frustrating.

  • This video made me love you even more. c:

  • man ego ur funny im mexican .. ur so funny u even made my mom crack up me and my brother like to see your vids. you should be on t.v.

  • Gahahahah omg I love you.

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  • long hair...hot

  • i really like it when guys are intelligent, funny, and really tall. biggest turn on.

  • I like it when guys can spend all day with theirladies without looking at their phone or other girls and then I don't like it when guys talk shit bout girls or their ex it's lik 'she such a slut...then y do yu lik her?!'

  • what i like about guy is that theyre into sports (i like guys that are athletic), their honesty, they make me laugh and smile, and the most important thing is to just be themselves <3

  • I would like a boy that is sweet and cute he has to be taller then me. A guy who would kiss me and hold my hand infront of his friends.

  • @sammie420ful lol i do dat my fiends r so shy to do dat

  • @junior101909 I don't get why guys get shy. I think i's cute when they do that!

  • LMFAO SO THAT PUTA WONT GET PREGNANT

  • I Cried While Watching This I Wish Every Guy Was Like Yhu And Understood Us Girls :)

  • i like girls that like to spend time together

  • My brother died 10 days before this date...RIP BRAULIO ESTRADA on youtube.com thank u

  • Sorry wrong never mind

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  • What Gisselle

  • boys are warm thats what like

  • i would i like about boys is ummm maybe thier smile some have really cute smiles......

  • i like how guys r so strong ;D

  • lol he reminds me of bruno mars idk why he is cute.....

  • jaja at the pretty ass rainbow....

  • i hate heynas that go around being a hoe cause thats the only way they know how to get the attention they want from guys then wonder why they don't find a good guy.the jackasses see them being a hoe then want one thing from them cause it looks easy to get-pussy.while the good guy doesn't want anything to do with her cause he figures she's a hoe

  • haha bacon has a bandana

  • Yhu Do Yhu First?

  • hahah yu sed plug in yur earphones well i did before yu sed that cuz its mid night =P

  • OMG that latino girl thing..about them not aloud to go out, thats sooo true. im like fuckin 18 and i still have a curfew, but my bro (whos a total slut) can go out when ever he wants!

  • haha amerixcan mee

  • haha dingleberries

    

  • i typed all of this with one hand;)

  • i could not take u seriously with thaat daamn semi mustache thing o.o lmao.

  • @sweetberryxxx

    Just forget that guy,

    He's no good for you.

    Goodluck and just hang out with friends and do nice stuff :)

  • i love it when guys hug you from behind the waist, it makes me feel butterflies ;)

  • 0:23 "shhh dont look at me Lil Puppet" hahhahahah

  • thats so weird! i was actually mosturizing my weenis(elbow one! ..cochinos!) when he said that lol

  • I like boiis who can keep me interested. A guy who will be sweet and listen but will definately have sum fun and wutever. I like a guyy with sum color, im not racist but i dont realli want a palle ass boii as my bf. I LOVEEE boiis with abs. I like alotta things about boiis. I reaalii like the badass boiis tho but i dont want sum player, i juss want a badd boii who its like he'll sneak out at 4am to see me n its no big deal fer him. I juss like boiis who can have funn :)

  • Pinchie Tocino!! ROFL! <3

  • Vergataso!

  • i love guys with blue eyes nice lips and a beautiful smile

  • i just found out i was cheated on. i been with alot of guys, but this is the first guy to steal my heart...he once called me perfect and alot of guys drool on me. i cried. why did he cheat? i refused to have sex, bc im avoiding the risk of being played, now im confused...

  • 0:04 IS SUPER FUNI HAHAHA chola dora

  • I Like It When A Guy Sweet Talks Youu !

    But When They Around There Friends He Acts Like An Ass ! So Guys Learn How A Treat A Girl !

  • yo you have a ps3 i saw it on the background ,,give me ur online ID if you have one

  • i like the guys looks ;D

  • the first thing i notice on a guy is there hair!! (:

  • ego... your so DEEP! :D hahah

  • I Like Girl Wen They Cute And They Have A Great Personality And That They Do Love Yu They Have A Great Hart And/So Yeahh

  • Your amazing :) too cute !!

  • I like when girls give me a blowwww mom what are you doing aver cabroen que esters aciendo te wuasta cuando mujeres te Dan un blow que dime cabroen

  • i liked ur body .. with those nice tittays ;D

  • I like a girl who can be their self an not act lyk everyone else,i like wen a girl has alot of energy n is fun to be with,, like me I wake up in the mornin n its like I drank 6 redbulls lol.oh n last I love girls wit amazin eyes I jus zone out wen I see a girl with amazin eyes

  • I like cute guys who are funny :)

    And i like geeks and shy boys.

  • im in love with a girl that my friend is dateing what do i do

  • I like a guy that has a sexy, somewhat deep voice and some big lips

  • I like long hair its cute

  • SIGUE ASIENDO TUS VIDEOS QE ESTAN CHIDOS ERES UN ORGULLO LATINO

  • haha..u made my day man..nice advice..

  • CHOLO BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • you madee me spit out my water with the dora the cholo sh!t LMAO <3(=

  • hahaha Dora The Chola !

  • ha hard 1:29 or 1:30

  • lol 6:50

  • -iLyk it When quys Are them Self's &'dd tht dnt Care Wht Their friends say.

    &'dd tht arnt Afraid to Show off their Girlfriends:D

  • I like it when guys have penises.

  • I like it whn boys will like tell u they love u and all this other nice shit but It sucks whn they tell other girls tht same exact thing :(

  • Ego...

    When you talked about girls going after the badass type the complaining when they cheat I heard you.

    My boyfriend cheated on me and I cried enough tears to fill a pool! I thought he really loved me because he said it first but 1 month before our anniversary I find out he cheated. I'm over the badasses because they are jackasses. You helped me get over him.

    Thanks sooo much :)

    -Krishaa <3

  • I like boys who have a great personality and their funny (like ego;) hehe) um and of course good looking but more about the personality!O and that their tall...too:D

  • I'm a sucker for dimples. :*D cute 'af. Also, a little romance isn't bad people. Girls, take it easy, they're 20th century they're not going to reply to all of your cute poems & songs you dedicate to them. (I would know. -_-) But Boys, surprise your girl every once in awhile. It works miracles. :)

  • Someethingg Extraa That Ayy Guyy Cann Do To Makee Mehh Smilee Is Everytimee Theyy See Mehh Theyy Pick Mehh Uhp Nd Hug Mehh (Evenn Better When Theyree Tall AF' ) (;

  • For Mehh Nicee Eyess Nd Ayy Great Smilee Aree Ayy Hugee Plus Buhh Youur Mann Treatingg Youu Righht Is Whats Most Important Nd Thats What Every Girl Should Look For In Ayy Guyy(: BTW I Lovee Youu Ego'<3

  • Tig ol bitties jk

    ima have to agree with you on personality

  • i like shy girls but ther arent that many around..and thry hav2 like romance cuz im real romantic(not many girls like that, well atleast not any of the ones iv dated) and i also lik to feel lik im protecting them lik im her suprman i dnt kno its silly realy.....;P

  • i couldnt take eGo seriously with tht mustache!! lolz. =)

  • i like a girl who has a very pretty face :)

  • i fuckin love how bacon is just chilaxin in thw back with his bigote and bandana!!!!!!!!

  • How guys play sports god its so hott wen u see them working hard ftw :D