YouTube help this unemployed guy...

[brotherbriann]

I was laid off due to Obama's tax plans. Thanks liberals. Now feed my family.

[EarnInternetMoney]

A great opportunity if you are unemployed my friend and the most importnant is completely free to join

[ch0k1ngh4z4rd]

I'll pay you to be sit there like a sad looking hobo. It would make me feel better about myself.

[Ericizreallycrazy]

FUCKIN BUM!!!!!!!!!!

[madmikeF]

In the picture of the video you look a little like the guy that has the mystery method. The pickup artist. I mean like just in the face.

[foxpawz]

hey i'm in the EXACT same situation...somewhat of an artist (actor) looking for a job...lol what happened afterall. did u find anything?

i don't really want to be in sales however :/

[exhibitjean]

Very funny video. Hope u found a job.

[edzis1997]

Go to any regular grocery store, keep searching for a vacancy, then you'll get you job experience

[madmikeF]

This video is about 2 years old. I hope you got a job now.

[armandmax]

haha he did have a job he was just kidding

[smurfieboo]

bigtime loser

[uhohspagett0]

wat song is it lol

[armandmax]

volunteer duh

[armandmax]

why did u choose this song fuck it sucks

[madmikeF]

I don´t like it either

[mazczan]

I need a job too..

[warzmx]

hahaha awesome video... :D

[economistBR]

I just believe that everybody is capable of everything for as long as they strive for it.

Now people need time to strive for something, If they get stuck in a dead job in order to pay bills then their dreams may die.

[economistBR]

LOL you replied one year old comment!!! First time has happened. Thanks!!!

Who is my view on life simplistic?

It's nasty out there, so you have to be prepared otherwise you get left behind and they WILL leave you behind.

[eltototo21]

you can be a transvestist, a drug dealer, a hustler, a coyote, a foodstamp recipient or get Hiv and get on SSI or get an older guy who pays your bills or go to the border and bring some pilds or coca

[harykrakhead]

HEY U CAN AFFORD THAT HELMET

[pablokahuna]

Have faith my friend it will happen for you. be positive. you will be surprised.

[alext2000]

As an unemployed college graduate and currently u.s. army reserve officer, and about to go to a shelter I can confidently say that it's not what you know but whom you know. It's useless going to job sites and becoming a laughing stock; everything is done on-line now but over 90% who get hired is done through connections.

[faithfilled57]

This is just how I feel No hard feelings ok..

GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!! First Take a shower, shave, brush your teeth and put some nice clean clothes on. If you don't own any go buy some. If you can buy booze you can buy clothes. Look in the news paper,phone book and local bulletins. Don't call them Go there! Wish you the best!

[JenGem]

I know what your saying! I had a friend who lived with me- and that person was telling me the reason they coundn't get a job was that no one was hiring...ya...right. if they had even gotten out of the house to look for a job I might have beleaved that. Its about being a go-getter. no one wants to hire someone who won't even take care of their own life!...sigh. -FYI- im not saying that about this guy- I don't know him- for all I know he is just unlucky :) but anyhoo- go try harder!

[crista26]

Yeah, man, I am in your shoes right now...No job for me as well, even if I speak 6 languages and have to University diplomas.

Life sucks...

[beatryxa]

start by sleeping at 10 Pm no matter what, wake up very early in the morning, take a shower, clean your house, make breakfast, by 12 in day you be free an in peace to think clearly about your life. enjoy

[TheRealBladeRunner]

This is great and so true. Er, not that I would know...

[mlgraphic1]

loool I know how you feel

[Brinah]

Craigslist my friend!

[cheaib2006]

how do u have money for internet

[jmonie02]

lol i feel ya man :)D

[bmk4life]

does anyone know how to delete videos on my profile?

[Fox250R]

hey can comeone help me? everytime someone leaves a message on my vids i dont get any emails..what happend?

[pjkerretjgark]

hmmm... not very interesting... much better the babes from <b>stripAss dot com<b>

[JulieWhitmanJones]

Great video! Made me laugh, which is pretty hard to do considering I'm unemployed and going through the same shit you are. Except I'm 20 years older than you and feel like an old cow out to pasture! Best of luck to you in your job search!

[tintin20001967]

I wake up and feel like i whant to die. It's hard in the U.K for work, i would think it would be easy in the U.S. I don,t whant much just a job!

[godofwar2k6]

I feel your pain brother. Every fucken day.

[tintin20001967]

I know ,i feel like a sack of shit! I send out the c.v. and ge notting. I am 40 and no cunt will let me in!Evey who works think's you are shit!

[acousticdebs]

your vidoe was a good idea, I think i should do a vid asking for a job for myself my Son and Daughter, We all work together and are all being made redundant from our workplace in march. So someone please help us too...

[irishrocker84]

good work mate great video

[ilovemusic1994]

300 million companies...lol...male prostitue...lol

[roiclicks]

Who's banking you now? Who pays the rent? If it's the parents, move out. Find a dominant girlfriend with a job until you find one for yourself.

[mr2monster]

And it's a great way to get experience... if he doesnt sell, he doesnt eat. If he doesn't get a job he doesnt eat... sounds like the same scenario to me... the difference is the potential to be able to make shit loads of money if you're driven. You dont even have to be a great salesman.

[RoccosHouse]

You fucked up, you were gonna say myspace but caught yourself and said youtube.

Get a job kid.

[IdiotCentral]

Hey I agree with Aluv4... hmmm maybe you should try acting. I would suggest a shower before the audition.

[nheitz]

I relate to this video, but don't sleep with my booze.

[TheGeneral82]

Very comical, goodjob buddy, piss off more people ;) !!!

[chaguanas]

An unemployed musician. From what I remember from freshman English, that statement is the definition of redundant.

[djDOUBT]

Russell...firstly..where are you...that may help. Secondly...go and sell something that is commission only if you really want to sell. That will prove if you are good at it. The time spent at home could be time spent getting experience selling something.Get out there and do it..Good luck...funny video..D

[FunnyKidChronicles]

Get a job somehwere to support yourself for now. Don't hold out for your "dream job". It's possible, very possible but at this moment I don't think you're in a position to pick and choose.

[elwood64151]

"There's a million sales jobs in the world, why can't I find one?"

Maybe because you took classes in Art History and Astronomy instead of Marketing and Sales Management.

CUT YOUR HAIR, GET A MANICURE, HAVE A PRO LOOK AT YOUR RESUME AND WEAR A SUIT.

[persianiki]

what did he go to college for?

[rach81h]

better than sitting on ur ass and doing nothing! nice one! :-)

[hyperspeed333]

I will hire you as a male prostitute! I mean it is not exactly sales but I guarentee it will be more fun!

[sakurachan777]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooo

[thisisgame]

Dont "sell" your body, but "USE" your body

[economistBR]

It's funny how people believe that working is the solution.

How about studying hard, to increase your productivity and then working? This is the smart thing to do.

Don't go out, and accept the first job you can find.

This is the esiest way into getting you into a dead end job.

[SpringSauce23]

not very funny =/

[acameronjackson]

He's got a college degree and looking for a sales job. OMG, sales is everywhere, take car selling for example its everywhere... insurance? or maybe if he can't sell himself, how is he going to sell something else? oh well, good luck bro!

[Ubergood]

are you gay?

[wooitsjack]

rofl that was a well funny reply to a reply!

[mr2monster]

Car salesmen need no experience..

Real Estate Agents need only a ~450 class (take out a loan if you need to)

They both make shit loads of money if you actually work too..

[Tkraz]

agree with you melissastorn .. help yourself !

[aluv4mcm]

looks like you have great video directing skills and great acting skills. pays more than sales.

[melissastorn]

Help yourself!

[HIW]

Self employment is the way to go.

[Nebly]

You'd make a horrible male prostitute...

[wavey99]

Ok, I watched it again. Hilarious.

[CinemaNut]

For an unemployed dude, you seem to have money for: an internet connection, a game console (which requires buying or renting games) and several bottles of moderatly priced booze. You cant find a job in sales? Since you werent specific, that must mean ANY sales..SO..go to your nearest car dealership or CarMax and apply. They're almost always hiring sales people. Apply at Insurance companies...telemarketing, etc. Sales is the EASIEST field to get into WITHOUT an education

[dandace]

U think this dude has NEVER worked? maybe thats why he has all those things. :)

[4l3xand3r]

You couldn't sell rocks to a crackwhore

[wooitsjack]

LMAO wtf does that mean?

[nesben]

What an idiot. Stop making stupid videos and LOOK for a job. I have no sympathy for you.

[meath1]

HARD LUCK MAN: TRY ANYTHING YOU CAN TO GET A JOB!! DONT MIND Candyann22. HE RUNS HIS OWN GAY BROTHEL AND IS RIGHT NOW TAKING ONE UP THE ARSE!

[Saleucami]

What i've heard, you can't be choosy or you'll never make it anywhere.

[Candyann22]

Coming from making a career out of sales you need to step it up. I am only 26 and my careeer is flying high. True sales people dont wait for jobs to come to them. If you can't sell yourself for a job like that then you can't sell the item. I didn't wait for a job I started my own company. I had no credit at the time, started small and grew. Seriously, stop whining. I wouldn't hire you to sniff my socks.

[Danno21F]

We need a fluff boy at the cattle insemination clinic. Do you have good strong hands?

[economistBR]

WoW LOL, nasty

Only after I read "strong hands" I understood

[Danno21F]

"submitting a resume on monster doesnt count either dickhead." Exactly. Monster's not looking for a job, it's pretending to look for a job.

[robrobbins]

You can easily find work as a copywriter. Lots of web sites need people to write content and blog posts to help them get in the search engines. The trick is to market yourself as a SEO consultant.

[TheJanitorsCloset]

What a dickhead.

[lancestarr]

I'm sure he's got money. But what is money--I mean it's just over there in the wallet.

[cbreitel]

No I'm not kidding. I'm a high falootin lawyer now but I worked my way through college and law school in an economy that was much crappier than this one, in a city with less opportunities than Houston. I was never unemployed for more than a couple weeks, if that.

[writeofpassage]

i'll pay to smell you

[Salsien]

Fake

[unclesamiam1776]

Get a job you slacker. C'mon: it's America!! Maybe you should move to a third world country or something and getcha a factory position....

[dre145]

astronomy and art history will not help u get a sales job but a few month working in Mcdonalds will

but i guess since u finished university from some shitty college someone should hire you for 30 dollars an hour because ur from university

[davidmisa]

damn dude finding a job in sales should be the least difficult, come to vancouver canada they beg to find sales representatives here, walking door to door selling vacumes and stuff, but i feel for you i know how it is

[realchaos1]

im unemployeed too... damn the man

[DMANOLHTA]

ROTFL HILARIOUS NICE!

[minicello]

Uhh...he is unemployed, but he is obviously poking fun at it. It is a joke...it is meant to be funny! Lighten Up!

[spinelle]

No.

[electrophil]

You could always sell "fries wit dat" for 5 to 7 years. I heard tell the customers come to you!!

[gbovino]

Go sell used cars...

[barneygrumble]

f*ck sales.

[economistBR]

I agree with mp2dtw.

I've been reading your comments and I have to agree.

Your brain is the wasteland. 100%

[dw1117]

Damn son, your a yourtube star now.

[economistBR]

You speak as if the market is PERFECT.

And if everyone you know is making fine, is because you live your little WASP paradise. In reality, income distribution is crap, the working poor are increasing.

The top 2% own 50% of the wealth, is this fair?

GET OUT OF YOUR BUBBLE AND FACE REALITY.

[economistBR]

I know how you feel, finding a good job is HARD

Remember, don't settle for a crappy job

MAINTAIN COURSE

Worse than being unemployed is being poor.

Because when you are old nobody will take care of you

[economistBR]

Working is a waste of life,

Our death is just around the corner, but we worry about how many cars or homes we are building.

6 billion dead in the next 100 years, no problem here.

[wooitsjack]

Our death is just around the corner?

BULLSHIT!!

Name one thing!! just one thing you do that takes more time that living??

[Doorhenge]

Perhaps you should have shaved, put on a suit or at least a pair of Khakis and a formal shirt of some kind.

Then talked about this stuff in a clean orderly house. Also maybe give your video some better lighting.

[wooitsjack]

But althoe i agreed with ur above comment

people would still find something to pick at like

e.g. "lmao look at the suit your doing okay for yourself"

i think thise video is more about sympathy

[Doorhenge]

How not to apply for a job:

Don't make a video of you on the bed, lying around.

Don't cuddle a bottle of alcohol.

Don't film yourself unshaven.

Don't say on video "Should I bathe?"

Don't show yourself playing video games.

Don't show a unclean, messy house.

No employer is going to want to hire someone who makes a video like this.

[wooitsjack]

good advice for him

[Doorhenge]

Boy Kasey, you're a waste of air. You try to encourage this guy to work through negative reinforcement, but when other people do it differently you make fun of 'em.

You're just a nutty, Fox News-watchin', blame-everybody-else, Con who just wants to make others as miserable as you are.

[MustafaPresents]

I promise...when I reach 5000 subscribers I will hire this person for one of my films. So if you want to help him, SUBSCRIBE!!!

And no, that isn't blatant self-interest. Really.

[MustafaPresents]

Okay I admit, it is blatant self-interest. :-$

[nandansho]

I hear paid killers are in demand now.

[xXull]

Dude, I spend 110 hours a week at college, and 30 hours at a job. If you had enough time to make this video on your free time, you're not spending it wisely enough.

You might of taken a million classes in college, but it sounds like you have no degree. If I were in your position, I'd join the military while persuing online classes for a degree.

[economistBR]

That's my problem, I rarely spend my time wisely.

But you are lying, sorry. 140 hours divided by 7 = 20 hours a day, so you sleep only 4 hours.

Commute(!), friends, no time for those.

[wooitsjack]

your the idiot.. hes the liar no offense but,

u did 140 divide by 7 witch equals 20

then u divided that 20 by 5 (witch is the amount of hours in a week"excluding weekends) wheres that 2 left over?

you should of either divided 140 by 5 then divided that by 5

or 7 and 7

[kevin10987]

120 hours in a M-F week. So if this xXull only attends school during M-F, then he has 10 hours total from M-F to sleep which averages 2 hours to sleep. Maybe xXull stays up M-TR and crashes on his bed from Friday to late Sunday night. He would get a total of 58 hours of sleep if he doesn't have any work or school responsibilities to attend to.

[kevin10987]

Lets try a problem. Lets take 13 and divide that by 7 and then lets divide it by 7 again or you could divide it by five or you can take the square root of that number or you could take the cube root of that number, while at the same time taking the square root of that number, while performing subtraction, and multiplication on that number and see what you get.

[mcphilthy]

The title of this video could be "How not to get laid"

[batesm]

Pawn your computer and your webcam.

[teeebagg69]

I have a job for you. Suck my cock faggot.

[nicefrigginrack]

here's some helpful hints for you. stop being a pussy. stop being a dumb fuck. if you can't do those two things then kill yourself. you fucking spoiled loser. you have at least 5-7 years of being a lazy stupid fuck with no work ethic and self respect. maybe you could suck cock for $. probably some retard would let you for $0.05.

[dmharvey79]

Step one...turn off your computer. Step two...ask mom if you can borrow her car.

[mermaidnz]

rofl. i hope your taking the piss at the unemployed :) your an actor right?

[beetleneill]

you are the Ghey.

[beetleneill]

you are the Ghey.

[beetleneill]

you are the Ghey.

[zogg18]

Gay

[mvrosco]

hmm, im 19 years old and i live on my own. I go to school from 9-3:30 and i work from 4-9 EVERY day. Here is my advice, get off the computer, stop drinking on what looks like a daily basis and get whatever job you can find. In the meantime search for the job of your chice on the internet.

long story short: I have no pitty for you.

[zogg18]

Pity

[economistBR]

I wouldn't want to be you.

Work work work, your life is passing by

You get married have kids, and work

You retire, see your grandkids

You die.

Is this going to happen to you?

[economistBR]

"whatever job you find", this means "accept poverty"

Being poor is horrible

I refuse to accept whatever I can find, I rather hit the books and improve myself.

No point in consuming myself by supporting myself, when I have the option not to.

I have no pity of him either BTW.

[davidmisa]

relax, take a vacation

[friedricemonster]

sad. went to college for 5 years and dont have a job. OMG. Im in college right now. Hope this doesnt happen to me. lol

[Totenkopf2006]

Dude, im a 4 years Industrial Engineer and im finish a 4 years Electromechanic Engineer and im 28 years old and guest what? The company where i work right now going to move to INDIA and i going to be unemployed soon. See reality men, University is for fun....only.

[videoblast]

WALK DOGS. IT PAYS.

[cbreitel]

Educated. Smart. Gregarious. Motivated. In a city with a strong economy. My money says you'll be gainfully employed within 2 weeks or sooner as long as you're sending out resumes.

[imaseraph]

You need to get off your ass and take something thats entry level and not try to go for something higher up.

[economistBR]

I am facing this dilema

Can you guarantte that he will move up in his career?

Or will he just remain in some low paying job as punishment for the opportunities he lost?

[chizzle0323]

No one can guarantee anything, moron. If someone could, it would certainly be yourself. You have control over how hard you work. You have control over how bad you want to achieve something. People like you..hah!! Always wanting something for nothing.

[economistBR]

You are being idiotic. There is no such problem as "working hard", this is the easy part, stupid.

"Work hard on what?What?" this is the problem.

The answer is not: "anything, just work hard."

One must choose carefully the answer, assess success odds, and then go for it.

You would be VERY stupid to believe that all careers will lead you to a successful outcome.

"something entry level", this is a dumb fucking answer.

[chizzle0323]

Hopefully none of your potential employers ever see this video, cause damn, your logic is ridiculous. There's a bajillion simple solutions! You could apply for real estate school, pass the test, work for a broker who requires no experience (none of them really do). You could sell door to door items. You could sell shit over the phone. Wow.

[economistBR]

He would join the Working Poor in America if he follows your idea.

[chizzle0323]

Really? So you would rather him have no job than be part of the working poor? Because playing video games and watching Oprah is honorable work? Wow. Glad i didnt follow your advice. If i had, i certainly wouldnt be makin 6 figures now as an agent. And you call yourself economist?

[thejunkman]

McDonalds is hirring.

[NiveousErmine]

I need a houseboy/slave - I'll treat you really well. All you have to do is clean the house, make dinner, and be ready to service me at a moments notice ;p Of course you have to walk/crawl around wearing only a zippered black latex mask... LOL Daaamn boy!

[PussInHeels]

Uh....maybe I'm crazy but I think it was supposed to be humorous. So chill out people! Maybe get some more fiber in your diet, toss out an extra daily BM...

[theshadowed1]

check out Vector Marketing they are always hireing and you need 0 experience.

I worked there for a summer stopped because it wasn't what I wanted to do but yeah...deff worth a look

[angeliomio]

Ok, this is too good to be real, I had a blast watching it, great video! You definitely know how to act!

[Cros911]

Wish I can help dude, but i think you to far from my town.

[Geminireaper]

Damn you hit it on the head all the way down to the shower part. Im in the same boat...college degree with about 2 yrs experience but it seems like all the leads fall apart. And for bronko your an idiot. People dont go door to door answer paper ads anymore. Everything is done online fuckwad

[ad3543]

McJobs are the only reason the unemployment rate isn't 20%. They are all the working class have left in this country. Wait till the deficit spending hits us next year. Between that and the eventuality of trading oil in Euros, you are going to see your savings evaporate. Times get bad enough and a lot of people are going to start thinking about saving health care costs by making crackers out of old people.

[rottenlemons]

male prostitute FTW! good luck

[TheDarknessInsideYou]

make that gay male prostitute, lol!!!

[wavey99]

Have you tried Liquor sales? It looks like you have a passion for it. But seriously, this is not a great resume builder if you're really trying to get a job.

[pip3005]

Wish I could help R. but I'm in Scotland, but good luck mate!!

[mairychristmas]

wtf go get a job and whats up with the cheesy music? just remember that you cant be helped unless you want to help yourself!!

[dw1117]

Best of luck to you man. There's got to be some sugar momma here on youtube waiting for you.

[books1648]

Dude, I'm in the same goddam boat as you. I've been unemployed since July of this year. I have my college degree and I'm desperately looking to get into a sales gig. I was looking at a Pharmaceutical sales position, but of course, I'm not a 6ft blonde chick...

I feel your pain man... Your not alone...

[fpierre]

good video! Good luck!

[atlon]

cool man cooool

[strummerville]

dude try washing some of those dishes...it may help..but good luck..

[fuzzylogicbus]

I hope you find what you are looking for.

Stick this video in your favorites people, then more people will get to see it !.

[ponyspew]

I'd give this young man a job, but unfortunately, at the present time, my company isn't looking for any alcoholic eunichs.

[fuzzylogicbus]

Did he slur his speech ?, have you seen his balls ?, or lack of ? lol.

Damn it's hard to know when people are being serious on youtube or just having a laugh !