Jesus Appears on Las Vegas Toilet

[mysanuty]

i saw it's image in my diarrhea so i pissed on it and flushed it.

[MrAtrophy]

now mexicans will want to pray too the toilet .... wonderful

[djjazzyjinx]

The guy is kind of hot.

[doomzire]

i saw chuck norris....not in my toilet...but at my door being mad because i thought i saw jesus...when it was him

[heavypizza]

thats john lennon.

[Ultra80s]

When all is said and done - it's about the dollar sign.

That's faith for you, and why not...as if a given local church is any differently.

[AssassinKage]

How the hell do you know it looks like Jesus if there is no pictures or sculpture's or painting of him for you to know what he looks like?

[Axyl00Druss]

Looks like charles manson.

[BikiniComedian]

still makes me laugh!

[Lauren46668]

how to download that

[franchix]

i cant see it, like where's his face? dont geet it

[Rawk4Life]

Um....I'm pretty sure The Doors played Las Vegas when Jim Morrison was still alive, so the image in the heart was made to resemble him more than likely and was added in there subliminally by a fan of the band when the sticker was made.

[ShredaSpud]

That broad is disgusting looking. Bet that tanning bill hurts. That dude can do better than THAT. Thumbs up if you hate disgusting overtanned broads.

[zetaphobica]

Jesus, I wish my toilet were blessed...

[TheTemest]

Just watch. They'll put the entire crapper on eBay

[afcukyeah9]

The piss stain on the bumper sticker looks a bit like jesus... praise the lord!

[samuraiIV]

it's not jesus - it's charles manson!

[ElectriccLovee13]

@MMJ0792 F*** You! We have evidence he is real!!!

[samfitzy8]

@MMJ0792 I was gonna say that. How the fuck can someone say its jesus when there is no proof at all that he was real!!!! And how do people now what he looked like. He could have been 4 feet tall long arms and legs and gray lol!!!!!

[stutter26912]

thats cool

[rockzx44]

its a rock star!!!!!



[sonikthehero]

Well...the truth is comfurmed.......jesus and god and heaven is real its confirmed

[TeachingsofEvil]

i saw a turd in my toilet, and i examined it

[airbrushbill]

People please! If you do not stand for Jesus in life, You will fall for anything. How about reading the bible.

[aliesneo]

dude went along with the whole thing because he wants to boink her in the dirt pipe later in the night

[Touch75]

westerns ans animals carry same way of life and rules.

[SuperGetsome17]

She looked at her sh**er and said holy sh*t!!! When she saw Jesus.

[Doomguy458]

Looks like George Harrison.

[4IcyHot]

I new Jesus Christ "Son of God" was full of Shit !!!

[and567go]

Agnostic, Atheist, Jewish, or Christian... if u don't have anything nice to say keep ur facehole shut & I don't know if it looks like Charles Manson or JC because I've never met either n person but, it def looks like a homeless guy I see every morning on my way 2 wk. coincidence? I think so ;)

[JeezeNoLopi]

"Magdalena Nelson - Toilet Owner" lawl

[Frankensnizzle]

"I shitted on Jesus!"

[Goey55]

looks like a penis

[DoNotLaughAtMe]

I think I'm going to draw Jesus on my plunger, so I can get on the news.

[TheMochowFactor]

how the hell did this make news!!!

it is official our News Media is full of shit!!!

[Matchu80]

I think this women just wants 15 seconds of fame. =P

& hopefully she gets cash for scamming these lame reporters!

[bisstube]

haha so jesus appeared on something you shit and piss in. wonderful.

[nakorico]

it probably means that jesus loves las vegas

[ShockerDirectX]

Do you guys even beleve in your fAith? Did Jesus tell you to make fun of me? Peace be upon him..however that video is ridicoulus and that girl is lieng and if she isn't lieng no one cares..to he honest You guys are Fooked up

[Hans021220]

@ShockerDirectX Are you a muslim?

[sharingan172]

@Hans021220 i am Muslim, got anything against it?

[Hans021220]

@sharingan172 No.no.Why should I? I was just asking.Godbless you!

[kirstenrhode]

Listen P1Kage, chill out...It was very interesting to a lot of people. And no she wasn't drunk.

[madzane94]

looks like she got the iq of a weazle on coke... wonder why Jesus appeared though :S

[madzane94]

Lol out of all the places,,, las vegas? wow

[PAULLONG78]

jesus show himself in mysterious ways, including, strippers shitters....let us pray. bow to the throne of god....sober, or maybe just a little wine, hehehe

*grows horns*

[melcabalic100]

its ok, we need people who can make us laugh, and feel stupid sometimes.. lol

[pce4lyf]

Why would an image of Jesus (peace be upon him) ever appear to a woman like her, and that too in a dirty, smelly toilet?

she must have been drunk.

[666valhalonia666]

we have an expression in holland that says: the ways of the lord are not meant to be understood.

he i sgod, he can do everything he wants, when he wants and why he wants.

\for all i care, jesus comes back as a pubble of water in the indian ocean, after monsoon season

[P1Kage]

wow...how slow was news that day that someone actually sent a camera crew to film this garbage. OMG...there are better news spoofs on UTube by amateurs.

[thedcase]

what a load of crap! Religious nuts!

[TOstevo]

Charles Manson!

[HeatherK485]

Glad Im not the ONLY one that saw that! lol

[LIVING4SEX]

Looks to me like "Che Guevara"

[themisfitsd00d]

I once had Bhudda appear in my cat, Milkshake (yes, her name is Milkshake, except the cat on my channel background is Sammi, my retarded cat), in her food, it was cool, but when Milkshake took the first bite, he began to look more like Rosie O 'Donnel :/ kinda gross

[Automedon2]

Obama appeared in my toilet, but I flushed him

[Akatsukisprettygurl]

@Automedon2 Lmfaoo

[roguejohnboy1991]

@Automedon2 Good Boy.

[roguejohnboy1991]

@Automedon2

[thetwinkleturnip]

@Automedon2 You succeeded? Because I keep getting Obama and Bohner and the rest of the gang, but they keep coming back. Every two to four years, it's the same old clog. Maybe we should call Joe the Plumber...

[lhgrdjhsl]

Jesus - peace be upon him - was a great prophet. he was niether lier nor son of God.

he was a prophet he didnt say i am the son of God.

by the way i am Muslim and i love and believe in Jesus and Muhammed peace be upon them

[firegod09]

New prayer room is in the toilet!! :/

[djjazzyjinx]

SWEET!

[stonemiddleton]

it looked more like charles manson more than it did jesus

[iJuStEriC]

@stonemiddleton charles manson is way cooler than jesus too

[stonemiddleton]

@iJuStEriC , yeah, well .. that's your opinion

[furvert101]

@stonemiddleton charles manson is jesus... helllooo!!!??

[madmarkpl]

omg hahahaha crazy

[queban11]

yep, exactly where this and all other religion belong-in the shitter!!!

[DJCERB187]

lmfao dude that was a good line.

[nautyshong]

In the name of the father, the hot vegas bitch and the holy toilet.

Amen.

[spanky1113]

Hot?

If you think she's hot, I've got a couple of gophers you might be interested in...

On topic: I want to get into the news, too. Maybe I'll say Jesus appeared in my dirty boxers.

[wdcsucks1]

idiots, thats not jesus, thats jim!

[Infowarrior1337]

Too much flouride

[tinman666timmy]

good way to make some money...everyone needs a poster boy

[lhgrdjhsl]

killaroknroll

wether you believe that Jesus is a prophet or not i dont care it is your choice.

one day you will find out the truth.

[lhgrdjhsl]

how can she say such things about a Prophet? doesnt she respect him?

Jesus is a great Prophet when anyone talks about him he must talk respectfuly.

(by the way i am Muslim and i believe in Prophet Jesus peace be upon him.

[killaroknroll]

i believe your statement to be false we do not "have" to speak respectfully of jesus, i believe that he is not a prophet he was a man who lied to his public told them he was the son of an almighty power, the man called jesus was a liar in my eyes.

[kamichamakazoku]

gasp 0.0

[ta2ba]

are you kidding!!! aprophet in a toilet??? he may be likes the holy smell looool

[wtfoof]

Looks like the guy on the zig zig rolling papers>

[GHnRBDrummer]

Kinda looks like Hitler....you can almost identify his mustache and that Hitler figure has Hitlers hair...odd...XD lmao

[MrSpammerable]

Seit wann führt das Kraftfahrtbundesamtes in Flensburg ein Punkteregister aller Verkehrsverstöße

[bobbsie92]

this is ridiculous!

[AxelSkywalker]

Jesus here and Jesus there, people are equals

[vinay9379]

yes

[13MX4LIFE]

sad they have no better stories

[djjazzyjinx]

Jesus Christ it's Jesus. I guess god does leave holy $h!t in the toilet. Her b/f is totally hot.

[borderlinefilms]

Uh, I believe that's Charles Manson.

[IFaZI]

lol wtf charles manson in your toilet .......thatd be rad id ask him who he was in a sentence =P

[tubelover413]

This is exactly the way for her to get publicity. She said that only out of self-promotion. Disgusting !!

AP should not report such trivia.

[koolraulHeavyMetal]

HA HA..Holly SHIT!!!

[maggimurphy]

Who cares? How would we know it was Jesus-- Unless your two million years old.

[getorphan]

Why is this in the news? I know this is you tube and there is lots of stupid stuff like this all over this site. But what kind of message is being telegraphed. They don't put things like this out unless there is some coded message.

[Zalzal019]

You got to be kidding me...

[ahhyo2006]

It's clearly obvious that she's an aspiring (wannabe) actress trying to get her 15 min of shame. Remember, flesh is of the flesh, spirit is of the spirit. In other words, you can't see the spirit. If I was this Jesus, trust me Sin City would be the last place I would be. I would have destroyed it like Sodom & Gomorrah.

[BeatsRoyale]

Its official, Jesus officially supports "2 girls and 1 cup!!"

[twowhores]

Send it to the Vatican!

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

It was actually the phantom of the opera mask from those billboards, and it's pissed that she couldn't recognize it, which isn't such a bad thing considering how close the toilet is.

[Mandi7882]

She seems a little ditzy.... But hey, Jesus can appear anywhere - I'm just not believing a toilet though...

[juffie14]

I think it's satan.

[Squirelbutt]

looked more like ozzie osbourne than jesus.

[CoolCrazyVideos]

She just wants her 15 minutes.

[J0rdan691]

no respect

[phospheneca]

f*** your embedded intrusive advertisements i cannot skip.

[Arabman666]

..... what?

[Upononeallday]

Dude, ditch that wingy bitch, I don't care what she looks like, she is heading for a huge midlife crisis. When your woman calls the fuckin news because she sees jesus on the shiiter you have to pack your shit OR hers.

[cathiasus]

The economy is in the toilet, but so is Jesus, so we're gonna be ok. rofl.

[ShortestMonkey]

Looks more like a hippie rather than Christ.... Jesus......

[aminianjan]

this is a big lie

this prostitute bitch doesnt even know whos Jesus

idiot whore

[sharinganclan213]

thats not jesus.

[VRockVulture]

stereotypical stupid,brainwashed americans,jesus is a fucking fictional character like harry potter for crying out loud !

[lrn2wlk4life]

AP is tabloid trash, what a disgrace

[spydat3k]

not only is that retarded, but it is not news, I mean really.

[landioma]

Because whenever a face pops up, it must be jesus.

[ghostrid3]

who puts a bumper sticker on toliet, a hood rat gone white trash

[hot14bitch]

PSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH RITE!!lmfbao

[ColdRainyNights]

jesus appearing in a toilet in SIN city???? haha oh that sucks

this has got to be a joke which is trying to send a message lol

[kkinski2000]

The title should read: "Jesus is a toilet"

[Popeyes00]

nowadays....any image of white man with beard and deep-shadowed eye sockets is considered "Jesus Christ"....

it could be that man down the street who is homeless....seriously....i saw PLENTY of homelss ppl who are white that looked like Jesus Christ...

[jtre480]

is it really that big of a deal...? check our vids outt ;]

[kkinski2000]

She's kinda hot. Just a little dim.

Jesus regularly shows up IN my toilet after taking a dump, too.

Oh, and this is the Associated Press? This is what you call news? Gimme a fc*k&#ng break.

[Popeyes00]

exactly!

[H4r4ld0]

Some people definitely smoke too much and I don't mean cigarets

[brookss0505]

looks more like Charlie Manson

[jadorbecker]

"Hey! I'm in the toilet! it's occupied!!!"

"Uhm sorry... I just kame to see the Lord a couple of minutes.. do you mind?"

[froobcity]

lol they probably did this so they can ebay it

[mrbhave]

Holy shit.

[jadorbecker]

HAHA Jesus on a toilet... come on man! He's Jesus! I'm pretty sure if he wants to appear somewhere he would do it anywhere but on a toilet... Imagine him "What the...? St. Peter, you were supposed to beam me to Zion, not a toilet in Vegas"

[sean007s]

Stoned much?

lolz

this society sure is smart.

[skettcharmstrong]

It doesn't even look like Christ. It's probably just a shit stain. That girl looks like her ass could destroy a toilet anyway.

[Andry89]

stupid woman... go to school idiot..

[JetRanger0007]

Hey my toilet has something in it and it ain't jesus - but it sure Stinks !

[kuabara182]

What a load of bull

[xlostheavenx]

my question is, why is the woman cleaning the bathroom when the man ought to? ;P

[mattfanv1]

what the fuck did i just watch

[mik1867]

..... plz AP don't become like Fox news...

[multimediaperson]

Please AP TV, don't get into this kind of stuff!!!

[Peachis911]

she a loony toon lol

[vibrant151]

Ka CHING!!!!!!!

[catvsate]

she drunk

[binplhh]

They really can't find anything important to report on? Do they send a news team to every location where something silly like this is called in? I'm eating pringles . One of them broke in half and it looks like..well, a little bit like a rabbi flying on a broomstick. Do you guys think it's newsworthy? Bill Maher talks about gays, AP talks about high Mexicans praying in toilets, while we have multiple wars and our economy is exactly where this imaginary Jesus is. Good job Mainstream TV :)

[nevrscared808]

bwhahahaha fuking crap that girl should of showed her tits for making a stupid vid burn in hell

[PunkMartyr]

this is grade A cat shit

[LaneCh]

I'm a Christian, and the garbage presented in this video makes me sick.

[hdzsound]

i tough Ap was an repectable new channel,

but it;s complete crap ,

je prefere ecouter TQS

[zoomfx]

I thought it looked more like Osama Bin Laden.

[MichaelSwg]

110% Bullshit LOL.

[dragon3720]

More like 200% Bullshit

[yayazein222]

just the fact that AP is covering the story as if its some thing makes me sick

[coyotex]

Charles Manson, with diarrea!!!!

[Fiasco9128]

Looks like Charles Manson.

[goldcrossnightmare]

She probably just peed on the bumper sticker and said look it's Jesus

[martchart]

Look like a rapist not Jesus

[TehSplinterCell]

I think it looks more like a cat than the common representation of Jesus.

[jardinnoel]

another great story which changed the whole world

[Sonoma1000]

didnt ap already put up this dumb video? perhaps i might unsub from these idiots. ive done alot of unsubbing lately. another one wont hurt

[snowfan]

CNN, FOX, MSNBC,...Your local news stainon on TV and Radio, ESPN.... All repeat the same news story a few times a day why can't AP? BTW, it is a "dumb video".

[Sonoma1000]

Good point. Because of your remark, i think i'll stay a bit longer

[EASPORTSHOCKEYMAN]

i saw Jesus at a church... hmmmmm. i should tell someone about that

[xxxFaustusxxx]

Diseases, starving children, terminal illnesses, bacteria, war, birth defects, rape, murder, and Jesus is appearing in a bathroom. Makes perfect sense.

[ShamieWoW]

ohhhhh wow!